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What does your desks look like?
How does mine suck?
Post a picture of what yours looks like right now
Why is there floss on your desk?
>>29036762
"You need to start flossing your teeth."
-Dentist
>>29036736
Nice mouse Anon
What do you guys think of my desk?
A 13 year old boy was tapping that on a daily basis, and we have 30-40 year old kissless virgins here. Wtf
The teacher has mental problems.
>>29036713
maybe he has a 10 inch cock
>>29036733
>mental problems
>not enlightened
Had a chance to an hero a few months ago, would have done it for you guys.
>Be KHV (Not really ugly fat or even autistic, I'm just at an all-boys school and too lazy to get to know anyone well enough to hang out and try to meet their female friends)
>Have two previous involuntary stays at a mental hospital for suicidal thoughts
>Decide I want to take everyone else down with me
>Start planning out an attack on the school prom that's on April back in December
>Get an outline of the venue and everything
>Early January
>Somehow sperg out to my therapist and admit I have homicidal thoughts
>She calls school, school sends detectives to search my room (I didn't have anything)
>Transferred into psyche ward again
>Don't get back to school for another month
Funny thing is I ended up getting a date from my school social worker setting me up with her cousin. Hated it though and she didn't like me.
Should I have done it lads?
Shooting normies was always a meme you dip. You're not actually supposed to do it
You'll figure it out buddy.
>>29036718
This is what normies tell to themselves.
>tfw you realize all girls look retarded with a dick in their mouth
Anyone else here can't take girls seriously knowing that at some point they've looked this stupid gagging on a dick?
Indeed, anon, the fact that women look retarded while sucking dick is the source of one of the great contradictions in my personality and values. While it is immensely arousing to me to see a woman degraded by retardedly slurping on cock, I am unable to perceive women in a pre-degraded state because I know they have done it before, and thus the degradation loses its impact and value. Life is irreconcilable suffering.
>>29036668
Holy shit anon, are you me? I feel the exact same way.
It's such a paradox. In fact, the more retarded a woman looks sucking cock the more turned on I get. There's just something about her not caring how she looks and only concentrating about pleasing her man.
I think we should encourage women to be giving a lot more BJs. That way they can be slutty all they want but not be a roastie.
this is what roasties actually believe
how can we continue to let them think this way
>>29036568
people still think air is for breathing
how do we convince them to breathe old steel wool and burning garbage instead
>>29036597
You gotta set an example, man
>>29036568
>'a woman's worth... nothing to do...'
It is always amusing when a person is wrong so clearly and objectively.
What's less amusing the fact that she's actually going to defend that statement with 'not all...'.
Daily reminder that if you have any friends, even just one, you need to leave.
But I am your friend anon.
>>29036547
What if you have people that try to be your friend, but you have nothing but resentment for them?
Hurry, I need to know what you think about things.
>>29036564
at least people know you exist
>Live in half muslim/ half secular country
>Hot girls exist but are muslim so its hard to actually flirt and near impossible to have sex
>18 and virgin
Anyone in the same position?
>Live in secular country
>country is flooded by Muslims
>rape and murder rates now blow all previous highs out of the water
Yeah, nah. Remove Kebab.
>>29036475
must suck living in Turkey anon.
Hope we can nuke you some day.
>>29036740
That'll end his suffering. You are truly a humanist, fellow robot
I want to clear up some of the misconceptions of life as a manlet. I am a manlet (5'6") so I know what I'm talking about and I think most manlets will agree with me.
>Myth #1
Every fucking manlet thread has a lanklet that comes in and says "Well my friend is 5'5" and he fucks tons of girls, quit using height as an excuse.
First of all, I'm not saying manlets can't be good with girls. There are some hot manlets.
And a manlet with a 8/10 or higher face (Chadlet) will always get a girl over an average 6'1 guy. Maybe not with the really tall girls, but even those girls aren't gonna date an average 6'1" guy without a good face.
But these are exceptions. Most manlets never get the beautiful jaw and cheek and chin that women desire. Probably due to lack of whatever makes us grow in general.
So basically that leaves lots of manlets with average to below average faces. This is where it gets difficult. Because the average looking tall guy can score girls easily enough. The average looking short guy can't.
>Myth #2
Manlets have Napoleon complex. Probably the one that annoys me the most.
Anything we do is overcompensating for height. Honestly it's not. I can't think of one time I have tried to overcompensate for my height. I dont even know how you would do that.
>Myth #3
I can't get a girl and I'm 6', must be girls.
I have no empathy for anyone 5'10 or over that can't get a gf. At that height it just means you're not trying or you're need to work on your social skills. Difference is it's yourself holding you back, not your genes.
>Myth #4
Manlet cutoff is 5'10"
So much bullshit in this one. 5'8" is closer to cutoff point. 5'8" and 5'9" guys can never use height as an excuse unless they are targeting WNBA players.
Real manlets start at 5'7 and below.
>Truth #1
Men by far lie more about their height. I've dated 2 girls that were taller than me. Both told me they were 5'7" and I could tell they were since I accurately judged they were an inch taller than me.
Now I have friends who straight up lie about their height even though they are taller than me. One of my friends who is an inch taller than me (maybe 2 inches but thats a stretch) claims he is 5'10". This isn't an isolated incident either. Every friend of mine that I can tell is 1 to 2 inches taller than me always claims 5'10 or 5'11. Even when one of my friends that is legit 6'1" stands several inches taller than them, will still claim this. I am friends with a couple...the girl is 5'5" so I'm barely taller than her...her husband is 3 inches taller than her..and 2 inches taller than me and says he is 5'11". Men fucking lie about their height...just like penis length.
>Truth #2
Women don't know shit about measurements or height. Well maybe one in construction or a carpenter, but they are lesbian so who cares.
Women can't into math so inches or feet is just a fucking number to them.
What they can tell is who is taller than them. Thats it. All that matters. If your 3 to 4 inches taller than them they dont give a fuck. Which considerably cuts the manlet market down. Plus the fact that lots of short girls want tall guys to make up for their shortness.
>Semi Truth #1
"Just have confidence bro"
Ok so I'll give you this one. But confidence comes from personal experience. And unless you are a Chadlet (Short Chad) you have no good experience to speak of. Thats when "Fake it till you make it" comes in. Which is bullshit, girls can smell that a mile away. But if you have real confidence, yah I admit it will help...but not overcome most of the manlet obstacles.
>Semi Truth #2
Manlets are the fat girls of the dating world.
I really hate this one. I think most of us on here agree that it's not technically true. a manlet with an average appearance and fit with a good job should be far superior to a fat slob of a girl. But I also know that when it comes to dating, women standards are so notoriously high that short men fall at the bottom of the desirability spectrum.
tl;dr - nice guys finish last
I'm a Manlet (5'9) and I have the jaw of a god.
When did you become a robot? I'll start with my story.
>Be me
>Grabbing a popsicle from the freezer downstairs
>I get cherry mango, because it's my favorite
>Open the popsicle and begin eating quickly (summer in Texas, and I didn't want it to melt)
>Realize the exciting vidya awaiting me upstairs and rush to go play it
>Begin running up the stairs, but also have to fart
>But it wasn't a fart
>I feel a doodoo shotgun blast leave my anus
>I waddle up the remaining stairs and make my way to the upstairs bathroom.
>straddle my asshole over the toilet, and begin to release the remaining fudge butter
>still eating the cherry mango popsicle
>finish up with minimal poopoo sounds
>realise I don't have any toilet paper
>I shift my ass over to the sink, and sit inside it
>I begin to run the hot water and grab some body wash
>still eating the cherry mango popsicle
>realize it feels pretty good to stick hot water right against my anus
>begin kicking my legs
>have my left hand violent scrubbing my anus while my right is holding the popsicle
>in that moment I realize I've been unemployed for 4 months
>I still live with my parents
>I never graduated high school
>I'm half naked whiping my shit covered butt while eat a popsicle meant for my toddling brother
>realize I'm miserable
This was about ten minutes ago
10/10 OC pic, OP
also same
>2nd grade
>1st day at a new school
>playing soccer during recess
>goalie
>ball comes rolling towards me at 2 mph
>run towards it to kick it
>miss
>ball doesn't even roll into the net
>everyone starts laughing at me
>REEE
That's the day I started to devolope social anxiety. Hung out with my teacher every recess until the end of the year. Still have no friends after 12 years. :^)
thanks for a good laugh op
btw who's that guy in the pic?
what's everyone dong tonight
me I'm drinking
Sitting around dicking about on 4chan. Normally I would be drinking but I've gotten drunk last three nights in a row figure i should give it a rest.
>>29036472
I generally think that but my parents are both out of the house tonight so I can get blackout drunk without them noticing, usually my mom can smell it on me when she comes to check in on me
>>29036449
crying alone, watching netflix, and regretting the decisions ive made
How do I get a girlfriend? I'm a good looking guy , but the only problem is 5'7. I don't personally believe that I'm short, but I'm self aware that others think this is super short or something. Especially since the memes about not being 6 feet + , I feel like girls have recently been super strict on men height.
So what is the best way to get a cute white gf?
>asking /r9k/ how to get a gf
s-seriously?
Asking how to get a gf?
Where do you think we are ?
>>29036438
>5'7
That's not bad at all. There are dudes that are 5"- 5'2 that do well with women. Some hoes are 6" tall, some are 4'8. Just don't focus on the tall ones.
>ordering through the drive thru
>eating it in the parking lot
dude wtf is wrong with that?
Although, I gotta say, having groceries at home and cooking a meal for yourself is quite satisfying. But there's nothing wrong with the occasional indulgence.
>>29036535
^yeah, shits cool, restaurants are usually a bunch of awful consumer hell stuff, you are actually being oppressed!! (serious, eating disorders)
That's what I'm doing right now. No shame
>tfw no femdom gf to lock my penis in a cage
Anyone here ever try a chastity cage? How was it?
What does this feel like? Better than a cystoscopy I assume.
>>29036425
I have no idea but I imagine it must feel pretty great.
>>29036478
I love her sexy gloves and how amused she is by all of this. I wonder how safe it is though.
Is it really a meme or there's a chance of us robots becoming trannies?
I don't want to become a monster, fampai.
yes
take ur skittles
>>29036370
Don't be a coward op, put your big girm panties on and become a cute sissy slut already.
>>29036370
Just a huge meme, people only want to become girls if they're attractive afterwards, and most guys cant become PASSABLE traps, you need a specific body type to begin with. For instance no amount of HRT/cosmetics/time will change my broad shoulders, so I will never be an attractive trap, just a faggot. So in many cases its just a stupid idea.
The ones that do achieve god mode trap aesthetics usually become huge sluts and post lewd pics and videos of themselves everywhere. Creating the illusion to faggots everywhere that all trans people can end up like them because thats all they see online.
>that feel when your life starts going in a good direction and you star to feel consistently happy but then the depression and autism hit and suddenly all the self confidence you've built disappears and you're disgusted with everything about yourself and you just want to die
>>29036364
You stuck in the loop too man?
>tfw stuck in a loop of existential angst -> depression -> fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering -> try to cope with it -> get happy -> think about what makes me happy -> overanalyze it -> cycle begins all over again
>>29036405
>fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering
>>29036364
I think I've been there about 4 times already
I just keep going back and forth
