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Whats your excuse, robots?
Hes a manlet, ugly, nerd glasses and shit skin.
>>29038268
he was jus bein himself XXXD
>>29038268
He doesn't have promient warts and his facial features form a coherent human face of an estimable age group.
>>29038268
he takes it up the ass from "her"
>had job interview today
>was relaxed because I figured my credentials were too mediocre for them to hire me
>interview goes shockingly very well
>interviewers seem to like me a lot
>find out pay is better than I thought it would be
>but wait
>daily commute is just over an hour each way for like 2.5 hours of driving a day
>hate driving
>afraid of driving
>BAD at driving
>also still cheaper to commute because live with parents
>this is my best chance to escape poverty and NEETdom
I'm gonna get myself fucking killed during my commute. I wish I could walk to work everyday, but apartment prices in the city are pretty cuhrazy (saw a shitty studio apartment for like 850 bucks what the FUCK) and I really don't wanna live in ANY city.
Do any anons here have long daily commutes, or have experience living in garbage city apartments? Is it worth it to escape poverty, if said poverty is rather comfy?
>daily commute is just over an hour
If you can't make it to work within half an hour it's never worth it.
It's worth it to just be alone on your own IMO.
Just move, I know you'll be making more than enough for rent and food anyway
>>29038310
Yeah, I more or less feel the same way, hence why this is such an uncomfortable position. I suppose I could try to find a place to live closer to the city, instead of moving into the city itself.
There's not a lot of opportunities around the place I live, hence why I've been applying to places farther away.
How do I get a poo in loo bf? I was probably raped by one a few days ago so I think my chances should be pretty good with one
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>>29038248
shut the fucking up black girl in japan.
Attention spore.
Mutt
>>29038274
I need an attractive one not an old creepy one
hey comrades, greenshirtbanger's gf here. my body is disgusting but if it gets his dick nice and hard and he wants to show me off he is welcome to lol. you trolls are so cute. im not a man btw, if I was I hope I'd have a nice enough cock to fuck his brains out. ;;^) nice to meet u all anyway.
that shirt is kanye west af
post ass famalamam
>>29038177
You look like a tranny I know. Is your name Frank?
When was the last time you did something nice for a girl /r9k/
Alright on a serious note which one of you fuckers is this
I bought a girl that I became friends with through another friend a donut once. This was a long time ago and I haven't talked to either of them in years.
boy I know you're from the sticks of GA to even know people like this exist lmao
Who homu here?
Homura did nothing wrong.
I want to discuss anime with my robot friends.
>implying
Homu did everything wrong, caused pretty much all of her and Madoka's problems, then betrayed everything Madoka stood for.
>>29038107
Homura protected Madoka from manipulation by the incubators and granted her wish of being able to stay with her friends and family, and kept Madoka's wish intact.
>Do you even Rebellion?
Would you rather have
A) A gf whos cute and caring. Would love you and be there for you but would leave you at the first sign of weakness and isn't all that dependable
B) A guy friend who'd always be there to help you through thick and thin. Would be there to help you move, but of course, wouldn't cuddle or do anything sexual with you
>>29038032
Seems a is the best option unless you're autistic
>but would leave you at the first sign of weakness
so the relationship would last three seconds?
So she wouldn't actually love you or be there for you?
Hey anon,Do you want to get away with us?
what makes you think i wont murder you first
"No".
Fucking filter.
>>29038025
You all look trashy as fuck.
No thanks.
If two people are intoxicated why are men the one who gets punished if they have sex?
>>29037998
Bumpakekatita
>>29037998
>no memory of the attack
howd she know she was raped
howd this guy even get caught?
i need more details
>>29038493
Stanford student here, this guy was caught inside the unconscious victim behind the KA frat by two grad students who chased and caught him after he tried to run away. He was also spotted by at least one other witness. It's a pretty clear case of rape. He definitely deserved a harsher sentence.
Why do women (AKA whores) pretend to be lonely? What's the point?
>>29037994
Attention, Bait and no fucks given
>>29037994
dude why do you generalize like jeez man take it easy, this isn't a funny meme
>>29037994
same reason 90% of the normie men on this board do it. They want self pitty, and don't want to accept that if they live in a first world country, and have a gf they are automatically better off than 99.9999999999% of the world
anybody else love mcdonald's new deals?
No. On a diet. Trying to lose 30 lbs this summer
in my country it costs 3x the price.
fucking jealous.
>>29037967
>Eating that garbage.
Yeah, I don't think so. No wonder most of you are fat as fuck.
Who here hate there neighbors?
>Be me mowing the lawn so my landlord wont raise my rent
>neighbor get up in my face about getting cut grass on his lawn.
>told him I would mow it off his lawn
>he still acts like a dick
>talked to my land lord about putting up a fence
Why do people have to be that way
>last halloween
>spic neighbors have a party
>blaring their shitty music until 2AM
>their dog digs holes
>dug one under our fence and pulled ma's lap dog onto their side
>had to rescue her
>came out alright just needed stitches
>they want a pool now
>decide they can't have their dog around
>ask if we want it (no)
>they take off his collar and often let him out into the neighborhood
>sits by their fence and pants in the summer heat
I hate my fucking neighbors. I hope their house burns down or they get killed in some stupid accident. Here's a bonus, their degeneracy was apparent since day 1.
>just moved in
>go to garage to get a snack from the fridge
>one of them walks in and asks me if I smoke pot
>tell him no
FUCK OFF
>>29038036
you should of called animal control
>>29037961
Not really a close neighbor, but a story worth sharing nonetheless
>live in apartment complex
>chucklefuck down the street gets a dog
>leaves dog on balcony on day and all night, and the dog constantly barks
>constantly getting woken up at 2 - 4 am.
>call the office and tell them what's going on
>they tell me he's not even supposed to have a dog and will resolve it
Your days are numbered, doggy.
can someone with darknet experience order a hit on this guy?
I'll pay for it
>>29037954
I see his face far too often, who the fuck is this faggot?
>>29037954
How do we know it's not you posting this? Sage.
>>29037982
why would I order a hit on myself? dumb fuck
ITT dicklet depression
>6 x 5.5
>massive hands so it looks tinier
>curved so it looks tinier unless at the correct angle
Why do you post this b8 to try and make actual dicklets feel worse?
You're really fucked in the head dude. Go see a shrink
>>29037940
Tiny? You don't know tiny. I'm not even 4" fully erect.
If this isn't a troll thread, which it most likely is, those dimensions are pretty solid, and I think 5.5" is above average on thickness.
For anyone wanting to feel better about themselves, I actually have a 5.0" X 4.5" dick, but I'm an Asian manlet, so hopefully girls aren't expecting much....Right?
Have you kiseed anyone today? Because i didn't.
Yes.I fucked her too.
>>29037916
I once kissed an escort
>>29038111
I heard most dont like that. How did she react?
