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Is this normal pussy juice or theres cum in it? Seems too white for me, girlfriend said she was wet and horny then I asked for a pic of her panties and she sent me this.
>>29035696
Kek, you got cucked
>>29035696
LOL THATS CUM. See the wet around the white part? That's normal puss juice the white part is cum from another man.
sorry anon, that is her pussy leaking out chad's cum
>tfw 60 now and still no gf
>>29035684
Any advice on how to escape an existential depression?
>being 60
>caring about a girlfriend
How did you achieve wizardhood if you still desire female flesh?
>>29035719
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ecclesiastes+1
>moved out of an abusive home at 18
>finished high school while homeless working part time at McDonald's
>went to comunity college while homeless saving for university
>get RN
>be RN for a few years
>slowly lose it
>psychotic break down at work
>spend a month in the loony bin to avoid jail
>diagnosed schizophrenic
>$600 a night ate up the savings I had
>going to be homeless again soon
Anyone else eternally cuckolded
If this real that sucks man. Schizophrenia aint a joke. Can you get back in RN by any chance? Or at least some other job? Unemployment benefits?
>>29035674
That's actually pretty impressive that you became an RN while homeless.
>>29035674
you just have to follow these simple steps
1. apply for autism bucks
2. ?????
3. profit
then you can live like the neet basemet dweller you were ment to be
Is anyone else afraid of intimacy?
Emotional intimacy is the most terrifying thing for me next to feeling stuck.
I have no problem with physical intimacy though so things like hugging, being close, touching, kissing, etc. aren't an issue.
>>29035657
n-no
oreganocomento
Yeah, but it's not something I want to do. One of my bigger fears is that if I went to therapy they'd try and get me to be more social. I don't want to be social.
I'm 22 and after 5 years of being together with my girlfriend, I found from a friend she cheated on me (fucked a guy) at a party.
When I confronted her about it, her reason was "He was tall and hot and I couldn't help it"
She later on admitted I'm too short. I'm only 5'9. Christ.
Now what? We live together and she's on the lease.
Talk with the landlord
>>29035643
that wasnt the only reason
you prob haeev a short cock too / are boring or not rich enough or something
leave her when your lease is up but bone her as good as you can until then so that she will realize what she's missing
desu you did this to yourself dating a girl who goes to parties
good luck anon
>>29035643
rollinrino
>women consider this to be 10/10
Just let that sink in.
>>29035577
he has swag tbqhwyf desu senpai baka kek origami oregano original post robot blox
>>29035577
Probably his jawline or something. Women go crazy if men have like one attractive feature.
>>29035577
His confidence literally shows on his face
Which one were you /anon/?
big john
>>29035786
This is the only right answer
Anyone who answers differently needs to leave my board
>>29035859
man this guy was real
>No distracting sex drive or inopportune erections
Sounds good, not like I'm going to do anything with my dick (besides masturbation)
>Softer and less oily skin, less facial / body hair, slower male pattern baldness (if any)
Sounds great
>Muscle atrophy
My job isn't too physical
As a typical pathetic friendless KV robot, should I just start taking hormones? I already look like a skinny faggot but I'm too ugly to be feminine, so nobody would confuse me for a transsexual or anything
>>29035570
I wanted to go on HRT for a couple of months just to feel what's like it. But I'm a NEET without neetbux.
Am I insane? I just wanted to feel what all these people on 4chan say they do when they take that shit, I would stop after some months.
nigga you are self medding from the inhouse pharmacy arent you? thats the exact same stuff I started out with a few years ago
>>29035621
Lol that's what I was thinking about
>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
funny story but i doubt it's true. post the email exchange or something
>>29035464
OP is literally a faggot, topkek
>>29035464
If she was a roastie she would have made fun of you but this one tried to comfort you instead.
Traps > roasties.
>Alright last question, are you sexually active?
>>29035429
wht do you think ;)
>>29035429
>no
>she: never?
>no
>awkward silence before she continued
This actually happened to me. I literally got virgin shamed at my GP.
>>29035429
Not unless you gib me sum dat shit bruh AYO
>"Cheers love your cumdumpster is here!!!!"
what to do
shoot her through the time hole
>>29035331
>tfw you know a girl who looks like girl in the pic and you even went out with her, but you dont have the courage to kiss her
>>29035331
Tell her to leave cause I've transcended the need for 3d women*tips*
>that kid in high school who was clearly abused his whole life then beat to death by his alcoholic parents only to be "memorialized" by Chads and Stacies who ignored him until his passing for the sake of appearing as though they cared for social status
Rage thread, pls
>that white kid that hid in the bathroom stalls at lunch
the fuck u doing in there anyway?
>>29035322
>those chicks that bully autists like me throughout my early years and then try to speak for people like me and say that we should help them
I'm that kid who popped a boner on penis inspection day
>no free will
>no god
>no objective morality
>no meaning of life
Knowing these facts, how am I supposed to be not depressed?
>>29035293
I don't understand what you mean by any of those terms whose existence you deny except 'objective morality', but I don't think any intellectual worldview can cause chemical depression.
>>29035293
>no free will
nice meme
>no god
True
>no objective morality
That's based on your preferences
>no meaning of life
True, but you can set one for yourself.
>>29035293
>family believes in God
>rejects idea that people are 100% determined by their surroundings
>believes bible is the moral definition
>believes bible provides a meaning for life
I don't know, Anon. I'm still pretty young (18 mind you) and I can't honestly worship with them. My eyes have been opened, and there is no going back
Hey guys, how do I get over feeling like half of a man?
>physically weak
>5'6" height estimately
>only a few good friends
>health anxiety
I'm only 18, but I feel like my life as a man is practically over already. What can I do, /r9k/? I feel like such a fucking failure.
I'd really like to talk to one of you guys if you have Skype. I could really use it right now.
>>29035291
No man starts out a man.
He has to build himself up over the years.
>>29035303
This
Also be like water
>>29035291
>physically weak
You know you can fix this right?
>only a few good friends
You can change that too.
>health anxiety
What the fuck is this?
Stop being a huge pussy and fix yourself.
Explain why your life is worse than mine
>>29035257
I doubt its worse but its not like its a competition
Because I'm a female.
>>29035257
I suffer from existential depression and I'm stuck in an emotional loop. I'm going insane.
