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be my bf plz
this is me
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r9kplox
someone be my gf pls this is me
>>29036201
do you have money? if yes i can be your bf
>white people literally can't be out in the sun on a hot day for longer than 3 minutes or else they will get skin cancer
L M A O
M
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White people aren't even meant to be on this planet. They're vampires.
>tfw white with sunblock
>can change my skin color at will
>shitskins think they're superior than a tanned white male.
it's only an issue because white people annexed large swathes of the world for their own use, and those parts of the world have hotter climates. good thing they built lots of buildings there too so they dont have to be in the sun all the time. and cars and trains and aeroplanes to get around in.
>>29036165
>tfw can just stand in the shade
>meanwhile shitskins get fucking rickets and other health complications if they don't get enough sunlight
We're actually incredibly adaptable
t.Literally conquered the world
You've visited the /r9k/ Chinese restaurant.
After a wonderful meal of Orange Chicken Tendies cooked by some Anon's mom, you open your fortune cookie.
What does it say?
>>29036156
I put a lethal dose of morphine in your tendies
-Wang Lo
>>29036184
BASED WANG LO
You will go full rodge in the near future.
FRIDAY NIGHT HAS FINALLY COME
THE NORMIES ARE ALL OUT
THE ROBOT PARTY IS ON
LET'S SHARE OUR FEELS RIGHT NOW
Its almost 3am and I want to end my life, as always.
>tfw still suffering from existential depression since february of this year
Fellow anons, I would like your help please. I need reassurance. I'm still worrying about death and the universe.
>>29036129
Who else /raiding mommys panty drawer when she goes out for the night/ here?
Would you rather be an out of shape hairy dicklet or a innie vagoo chestlet?
Which would you rather fuck?
>>29036060
That guy's definitely not a dicklet.
>>29036128
>dicklet rationalization
Honestly? Let me turn into a chick. I'd like to see how it is on the other side and it'd allow me to actually live a perverted life rather than just fantasize. Not to mention the world would bend over backwards for me.
what does /r9k/ thinks about danisnotonfire?
>>29036033
ask tumblr
there's plenty of 11 year old girls there
He seems like he sucked a benis once and regretted or. But fuck he got it spot on with the cringe attacks that shit physically hurts you.
Isn't this the girl who claims it doesn't matter that she's a whore?
Overrated shit loved by normies
Pic related
My co- workers wont shut up about this shit so I watch the first few episodes just to see what the fuck was so good about it but I just can't get into it.
>I'm a stupid contrarian
>>29036037
GOT is a soap opera with a fantasy veneer in order to keep the husbands of this show's viewerbase placated.
Seriously though, it's absolutely garbage fantasy and GRRM is one of the biggest hacks writing today.
>>29036037
>it's popular so everyone must love it
Post videos and images that make you go hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehpEsGvghnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhvdZ6hcBGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
https://youtu.be/v2Wy7xvoTno?t=7m32s
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhhmhmmh
The patrician delicacy
>>29036160
I really want to try this now.
WHY DOES MY BODY KEEP MAKING POOP?????
I WANT IT TO STOP
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MORE POOP. THE WORLD IS ALREADY TOO SHITTY BUT I CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM MAKING POOP
Stop eating,
R9K
>>29035969
Poop is just digested food. Stop eating food and you'll stop making poop.
Go on Nopoop, you'll get 100x more energy from all the nutrients you don't waste by shitting.
>Normies always tell me I'm either too fat or too skinny
Why do they do this?
>>29035937
It's like the story of that little girl and the porridge. It's (you) have to be juuuuuuuust right.
Have you tried being skinnyfat?
>>29036032
It's not easy. I eat normally and I blow up.
Then I diet for a few months and get way too skinny.
I must have the worst genetics ever.
>tfw no cyber bf
>>29035869
nice try cat fish
>>29036950
cebruz isn't a catfish, newfag. he's just a disgusting homosexual male.
>>29037262
These threads are made by tomoki, new fag.
>>29035869
>tfw no femboy cyber bf
>tfw too scared to buy and wear new clothes
>people will notice I am trying too hard to be normie
>wear my same autism clothes since mid teens
>>29035832
Bro, /fa/ here
Sounds like your a man-child wearing band shirts and vans or some shit
Also some people are fine with wearing normcore clothing especially since you sound like you're not confident enough to stand out. Just find a good couple of fits that suit you, you don't need to have a shit ton of shirts or pants just to impress people. Look at our board for some inspo
However do NOT go to reddit (/r/MFA, /r/navyblazer) for advice, they are cancer
>>29035832
Actually I have this issue too.
It's summer, I live in south europe and I have like 3 usable t-shirts and a pair of jeans for that reason. The rest of my summer clothes are practially rags or don't fit at all.
And on top of that I'm poor as fuck which means every purchace will be final thus making the choice even more difficult.
Go shopping at the local walmart.
New cloths that no one will notice plus is cheap.
New cloths.
Look, I know most of you have sheltered middle class life, which is what ultimately lead to you becoming NEETS with nothing to live for. So why dont you just run away from home, and travel the world?
Because sheltered life is easy
>>29035821
Because I am killing myself once my parents die.
I dont have what it takes to survive in the world. I only know how to exist in a small bedroom with a bed, a desk and a computer.
r9k is kek level 100000
>>29035792
nice cleavage
>>29035792
get the fuck out roastie
fucking tired to see your stupid faces
>>29035792
if that's a man it's really impressive.
I want to become asexual. Rid myself of all sexuality.
If I didnt have a physical need to want to slam my genitals inside of a females genitals to reproduce this would be so much better.
No more struggle when a girl advertises her body wearing ripped rage bairly considered "clothes"
No more hours spent on porn
No more competition between animals judging eachother based on what and how much money and objects they have or how physically fit their body is.
No more desire to be in a relationship just cus your body want to reproduce.
I just want to focus on what I like
I want to be asexual.
I'm working on this too OP.
I haven't had sex in 7 years, and have never had a relationship, so I'm already accustomed to being alone and comfortable with it.
Some of the asses on these girls though, man.
whenever i see women completely unaffected by huge dicks, it makes my very small dick feel even worse
>>29035711
>I want to become asexual. Rid myself of all sexuality.
tfw doing the opposite
hurts man
