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Who is the most beta BBC porn actor and why is it Brian Pumper?
>clowned by his own niggas
>clowned by hoes
>awkward as fuck
>tries rap and fails
One of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBqqtME7y5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJCKhtwDkGI
>>29041097
>>clowned by his own niggas
just the way you typed this out I can tell you're white
they've admitted this whole reality show shit was scripted by the way
>>29041097
dude is a laughing stock. being a manlet and wearing fake jewelry doesnt help him. he gets to fuck lots of bitches only because they get paid to fuck him. wouldnt calm him a robot though and those niggas only hate on him because they are washed up brian pumper invest in shit to progress his career.
I like his raps.
He's not going anywhere with them, but they're funny and suit his work.
As for all that other stuff...who cares?
He's successful and happy.
going to jail in 5 hours for 24 hours (6 AM Sat to 6AM Sunday). What should I do to entertain myself?
>>29041087
Think of better ways to shitpost.
flee. jail is a nightmare.
Well I'm sorry to hear that, because now, I will snatch every motherfucker punani
>m-muh social shaming!
>stop shaming me, roasty!
Why do robots do that? Thats tumblr af
>>29040967
>"OP is a faggot."
what did he mean by this?
>he doesn't understand how to use sometimes own argument against them
it's the best when you turn the tables and suddenly they're flustered and trying to explain away their own logic. absolutely delicious.
>>29040967
>d-don't point out how i'm a retard that can only argue by spewing ad hom
>that would be tumblr
>have never been a big masturbator
>try to limit my masturbation to only on the weekends
>had wet dream last night (friday) when i last masturbated on sunday
WHAT THE FUCK
OP again
how do people even do no fap?
>how do people even do no fap?
Make yourself busy with other shit. The point of NoFap is to be so busy that you make no time to jack off.
>>29041632
But what about wet dreams? You cant prevent those
>tfw watched degrassi and loved it
>>29040632
>tfw watched that one episode of degrassi a while back where the rapist winks at his rape victim and always wanted to make a gif out of it for use as a reaction pic on 4chan but have no idea how to pinpoint that moment because just saw it in passing and don't know what episode it was in or anything
It's an obscure feel.
>>29040632
It would have been great if they added random new characters and made the same stories for each generations . This is Saved By the Bell feared of happening
>>29040671
It was one of those episodes about Paige getting raped. Tell me more about the scene and I'll find the episode.
>kill boredom shitposting on /g/ about how I "wasted" money on a gaming laptop and how mad poorfags are just mad poorfags
>breaks
I feel like I'm finally accepting that in order to be content with life, you cannot take it seriously and you have to learn that things like money and time really are expendable in the long run.
Who else /content/ here?
>>29040541
Eh, gaming laptops are always top of the line for laptops anyway.
Tiers should be
------------------
Build your own laptop
Gaming laptop
Any other laptop
Only because gaming laptops don't care about weight and aim for decent ventilation, hence they don't melt as quick and last much longer than "entertainment" laptops or w/e.
Anyway, buying a laptop is pretty dumb if you're going to be a NEET that's inside all the time. But I bought a cheap $400 laptop too despite having a $2k computer so I can laze around on the bed and still use the computer
>>29040643
>Build your own laptop
this is a thing?
>>29040676
Eh, my super autistic friend in Australia did it-- I don't know anybody else who did, though.
I'd imagine it'd be a lot more difficult than just building a desktop
Have you ever met a woman with social anxiety disorder? What was she like?
>>29040519
Women are only "social anxious" around ugly men.
Yes
She had a bf, lots of friends and connections and liked to go to the club and take selfies.
women don't have social disorders
literally impossible
Anons. Do I do it...
My finger is hovering over the "send" button. So this childhood friend girl added me on facebook a while back and recently posted a status about how she can't find a date (as in is single). We're both blonde, both skinny, both goofy... I dunno. Kinda feeling it.
Should I send my message asking her out?
>>29040503
Of course, original comment original comment
>>29040532
Doing it. If /r9k/ confirmed it then I need to hustle up. Thanks.
tell her you want to stick it in her pooper, and then stick it in her pooper
How do I stop getting erections?
It seems like a slightest touch by a gril and I spring an erection.
Stop being 16.
You're a healthy young man.
If it's really causing an issue then just think of something like dying alone and everyone hating you.
That ought to zap the blood out of your wongle.
Harness the power of your boner. Use it to control your destiny. You are the chosen one.
Don't worry, guys. It could be worse.
>>29040336
Why
Why
Don't they realize how completely fucking selfish they are by doing that
Holy shit I'm mad
>>29040336
The biggest retard there is the father.
>>29040365
You'd think after the first one they'd get the message. He'll you'd think after looking at the woman the guy would have gtfo of there.
>>29040336
poor guy
honestly if i were him i would just off myself
So, we all know this whore was made for cock, but how would YOU abuse this dick craving slut?
>>29040286
I'd shave her eyebrows off and make her tell her coworkers they got burned off by accident.
>>29040286
Who is this fluid Druid first?
>>29040286
meh, not thiccc enogh
Just how long can it go on like this
>>29040285
I spent like 5 years like that only thing that broke the cycle was when i got a shitty wagecuk job. Now getting a comp sci degree doing ok.
>>29040285
Luckily for me it was a little under a year, some people never get out of it.
Hopefully not too much longer. Already got my suicide plan in place
>Get plane ticket
>Go up north
>Rent cabin
>Go out one night and allow myself to freeze to death
Just need to tie up a few things and I'll be on my way
Who /mixedrace/ here?
>tfw not black enough to get white bitches
>tfw not white enough to get black women
My only option is to find an Asian waifu and spawn a White/Black/Asian hybrid superhuman.
>>29040185
You have to stop thinking in terms of race. We are all one race, the human race.
>>29040251
niggeroriginigger
I'm black and Hispanic have qt3.14 gf white ,freckles,greenish blue eyes with amber in the middle auburn hair. been together for 2 years moving into apartment together next week graduated today starting college in the fall
Was Gaddafi a robot?
>>29040112
>detached from reality
check
>unfounded political beliefs
check
>violently angry at people who think differently from him
check
>had great power
that's a big negatory there buck-o
No, Gandalf was a wizard
>>29040136
according to the CIA he suffered from clinical depression
and reports from his Amazon Guards (yes he had them) indicate he had a pissing fetish
i think he was an ultra chad-normie who, over the years, degenerated into the purest form of robot
after he took power, he had no restrictions, no connections to reality, and nearly unlimited freetime and cash
Hey robots, why don't you get into PC Repair?
Sounds like the perfect job for a NEET
>no boss
>choose your own hours
>minimum wagecuck
>>29040108
That's electrical engineering he's doing.
>>29040108
Because there are usually companies that computer ignorant idiots take their piece of shit rigs to instead of an individual. You have to work on building a customer base - and even then, if you do your job and repair PCs properly, you won't have frequent repeat customers.
what is he soldering
why is there a hard drive with the cover removed next to his motherboard
is he going to solder the hard drive? he does know that hard drive is unusable now right
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