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tfw no qt trap bf to play overwatch with
mei is best girl
>pic unrelated
I was told by a friend I look like a skinny mei. Trap btw.
mei is disgusting worse than the two ever-popular overwhores widow and tracer
mercy best girl
>mei
You mean Mercy.
Official BestGirl rankings:
Mercy > Widowmaker > Tracer
>at catering job. have to cater a wedding
>late in the night. all the girls have taken off their heels by now
>all these QTs walking around barefoot
>keep trying to work while being discreet about my staring.
We're all around you.
Feet thread?
>tfw flip flop season
>tfw I go to the mall in the summer just to look at feet
>tfw licking some qt feet on Monday
>tfw going to get her to wear stuffy boots all day first
I'm a sick fuck lads
>>29042429
Please tell me how you're going to pull this off friendo
Id love for my face to be a cute girlls foot rest just for a night.
gogogogoogog
I assume you need to go to /soc/
>>29041502
posts /soc/-tier threads on /r9k/
Well at least you're with your kind.
>>29041502
>20 threads a day.
You got a problem, buddy.
and on here, that's saying something.
>>>/soc/
Floated like a butterfly
Stung like a bee
Shook like a rattlesnake
Now he's still as a tree
About time desu, he was getting too blurry to take pics of
Good, he was a fucking Chad piece of shit.
Ali was a chad douche. Rest in piss motherfucker
Why does everyone love the Irish?
>>29041318
they pretty much took over the US
and the US is the most influential country in the world
>>29041318
get fucked you papist paddy shitstain
>>29041318
Im Irish
Be my gf/bf
I want out this shitty self-pity hole, I don't want to be a sperg anymore. Can you normoo tourists stop laughing at me for awhile and tell me how to normalize myself? Ever since middle school I've been so fucking weird, anybody who tries to talk to me becomes visibly uncomfortable. Help me out boys
you guys are just like real world normoos :'(
>>29041235
You need to embrace the weirdness, channel it into something productive and make yourself into an interesting person. Normalcy is only good when you're in highschool, once you're in the adult world it's best to be a little weird so that people will actually want to talk to you.
>>29041235
>how to normalize myself
reroll char a couple times
>fembots are attention whores
>traps are worse
>they're the stacies of /r9k/
>no qt twink bf
twink bf is the dream.
i don't even know what you do with your twink bf, but it would be nice to have one.
>>29041232
everything you would do with a trap bf except without the thought off all the dick and ass pics floating around /r9k/ and /soc/
>>29041252
97% of gays have sent or posted nudes online.
This gay I knew said that his bf gave him a bj for class. I don't know if that actually happens, but it sounded nice. Not even as the sex things which I don't know about. It seem very friendly.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NOO ANON I SAID NOOOOOOO!!
These screenshots are pure gold.
>>29040995
Is that cherry?
>>29040995
Who is that dumb bitch?
I want to fuck Jupiter's spot.
Dont go near best planet.
Goddammit Jupiter fucking creeps me out
>you will never have sex with a literal planet
Reminder that Chad is our enemy
Chads fuck every girl they see on street
Chads have taken the virginity of all the girls
Chads are the reason women only have sex with top 20% of men
Remember to hate the Chad
robro, your hate is misplaced.
women spread their legs for chad. They are the true enemy of the majority of men (betas and omegas), and they are the fifth columnists of humanity. They have no loyalty to their own, only their vaginally induced feelings of lust and their mental model formed by fellow women.
women cause societies to collapse.
know your enemy.
>>29040725
no you fucking retard
Chad should not approach women and he should only settle for one girl
This way there will be girls left for us
But instead Chad fucks every girl. He has multiple hot girlfriends.
If Chad settles down then women would lower their standards.
But the piece of shit Chad has no dignity and keeps fucking every women.
This is why I go to the muay thai gym 4 days a week and go extra hard in training. I treat every sparring session like an actual fight. I want to break the skull of any chad who wrongs me directly one day.
>>29040725
Idiot. Chad-lovers need to be culled.
Ask a guy who got phone scammed out of $2400 today anything. I want to kill myself.
>>29040534
how did it happen I guess?
What armor did you get trimmed?
>>29040534
How the fuck did you let that happen, you should know nobody phones you unless it's mommy for tendies or dad when he tells you how disappointed he is in you anon.
>have a rancid hangover
>do a couple of really foul messy shits during the day
>nbd thats the price of drinking cheap red wine
>go to doctors to get a couple of suspect moles checked for cancer
>in australia you gotta watch out for skin cancer
>doctor tells me not to worry, they're just irritated and inflamed, not cancerous
>tells me to drop trou so he can check my legs
>no homo tho
>has me turn around in front of him to check the back
>his face was no more than a foot away from my arse when i turned around
>nbd he has been my doc for 20 years or so now
>way less awkward than i thought it would be
>get home and have a shower
>see colossal skid marks in my undies when i take them off
>check em on the outside
>yep, visible from the outside of them
>gave my doc a face full of skid mark earlier for sure
>will probably have to give it a year or so before i follow up so hopefully he forgets
>>29040502
Why don't you get a hand-held showerhead so you can clean yourself properly?
>>29040550
What? And sit on the toilet and massage my arse with the showerhead? Is that a good technique?
>>29040502
he will remember.
>it's the guy iv'e known for 20 years
>oh yeah he had those gnarly skid marks that one time. Gross.
>been wanting to play d&d since high school
>have no friends all throughout high school and a few years after
>finally make a friend in art class who wants to play
>still need 3 more to get a game started
I guess I'll finally get to play in 2046.
Literally wrong board, asshole.
>>>/tg/
>>29040398
You're an asshole, dip.
do you have any card shops near you Op? sometimes they hold dnd games, or you could try and go make friends with other spergs
I'm not interested in relationships, ever since i was little I've preferred to be alone and think/daydream. I don't talk to other people or interact unless i have to.
Now, I've heard this many many times over the years, that i needed to let go of my "pride", and start spending time with people. I want to know, do other people really think I'm proud? I couldn't think less of myself, but people always tell me it's wrong to prefer my own company over others. I just like being alone, I don't want other people to be hurt or insulted
shameless bump by my very own self
Nobody forces you to do stuff with other people....
If you want to be alone then be alone, nobody really cares anyways.
>>29040859
yeah, but people tell me i'm being proud or narcissistic
Girls so hot, they make you go crazy
Funft
> Anon what did you say about building a wall? :(
>>29040233
just
oreganoblondeburrito
