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Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but thats mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, I go out with my friends and sometimes they buy me things I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is quite unfit).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought all you guys wanted was a relationship.
>>29046288
9o8iuyfedwsq
If you're a virgin at 19 then you're either extremely ugly and fate or a pure qt church girl. Post pics so we know which one
>(I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is quite unfit)
stacy leave us alone
>he wants a girlfriend
>but has nothing the female would want from him
why didint you kill yourself yet
>>29046279
>He makes this fucktard thread 10X a day
>>29046279
I have money and I do not want gf because hookers are cheaper and better in bed
Get fucked faggot OP
>>29046279
>Implying I need to offer anything
beta nu-male redditor detected
Guiltiest most shameful fap - true stories only please!
Fapping to prolapse watersports while staying at my grandmothers house
i fapped in the shower to some missionary pronographic images i found online and took a mental snapshot of
>>29046247
You disgusting deviant
>10 minutes ago
>get up to get some food
>walking down the hall about to go down the stairs when I hear my mom crying
>was listening to music fairly loudly so I can't really hear it properly
>stand there for a minute trying to figure out if I'm hearing things or not
>realize she's actually moaning
>realize she's moaning really loudly
>turn around to head straight back to my room because it feels awkward
>sisters leaning out her door staring at me
>she can obviously hear our mom too
>mutter something to her about how I thought she was staying at her bfs and to have fun at work while I power walk back to my room
Do you think I'm fucked?
Go back and fuck your mom, you faggot.
I don't want to fuck my mom though I just want to die right now
>>29046209
I don't get it. Why are you guys so concerned with what your mom does?
My mom was a high class escort so I don't really understand this emotion.
What does loneliness feel like?
Is it a source of motivation?
>>29046087
i never feel lonely anymore, i've ascended
i no longer desire a womens holes
i no longer desire companionship, physical intimacy
it's like i'm not even human, feels gud 2bh
>>29046087
>Is it a source of motivation?
No, but anger or jealousy is.
>>29046099
This, me and you are the only true robots.
>be me riding the bus
>two cunts approximately aged 20 sitting next to me
>mfw I have to listen to their shallow gossip trash for like 20 minutes
>music
>parties
>Chads
>making fun of betas
>tinder
>"I'm not a shallow person."
At this point I couldn't help but let out a snort of derision. Those cunts are literally lacking self-awareness to such an extent that they don't even realize how they're a living satire of their own being.
>>29046065
Sayeth the shitposter on the virgin frog board
*dips fedora*
>>29046077
>>29046089
triggered normos
>For my mother's birthday that year, me and Georgia took her to an exquisite seafood restaurant in Santa Monica. There was a very large selection of food and I intended to try as many things as possible. Despite having always wanted to try lobster, due to it's prestigious reputation, I found it absolutely disgusting. I generally disliked most of what was on offer, although I did enjoy the Oysters, and I also enjoyed the Sardines which would end up as my new favourite food.
Elliot Rodger approves of /deenz/
What an absolute pleb
>>29046072
why do you have to insult him, he had a very sad life
>liking oysters
>not liking lobster
I'm glad he's dead
There's nothing stopping me anymore.
There's nothing holding me to this planet anymore.
The family I've had is no longer any family to me.
I am alone and always will be.
I am a failure at everything I've tried my hardest at, and at the things I am not I will always be second to everyone else around me.
I need a reason, any at all, to keep me from killing myself right now.
Help
Whoever finds your body firstight post you on bestgore
>>29046017
You aren't special. There are a thousand other suicidal, depressed robots here. I don't understand why you faggots think that makes you unique, and then cry out for attention.
What board do you think you're on?
>>29046045
KEK YOU SURE SHOWED HIM GOOD ONE M8
>it's an "anon is so desperate and alone he decides to go gay" episode
An asshole is an asshole buddy. Turn off the lights and go to town!
>>29046124
I can't do anus stuff but I'd be hand and mouth buddies with a guy
Well you dont have to fuck the first guy who'll take you, just look around a bit
Who do you look up to and why?
>tfw no role model in life
i look up to zyzz
Ole Anderson.
Hugh Herr is a mountain climber who lost his legs in an accident. Docs told him that he could never climb again, not even with prosthetics. So he started studying at MIT and he designed legs for himself that could make him climb even better than before. Now he is a biomechatronics engineer. I'm studying to be a bionics engineer and I really look up to him. My dream is to go to the MIT biomechatronics lab and meet him.
https://youtu.be/CDsNZJTWw0w
Hey people of /r9k/
I really needed to say this so here it goes: THANK ALL OF YOU.
this could seem like fuckin tumblr shit, but maaan, trust me when i say i learnt some good things from posts and advices. Ofc i will repay trying to help others as a nice anon. Things I learnt:
>feeling sad is good; don't avoid it; don't focus on the feeling; just feel the moment.
>accept life doesn't know what is fair. You just need to adapt to circunstances.
>Do it for yourself, not for others. This doesn't imply you don't care about the rest, or that you aren't aware of the world.
>Don't compare yourself to others. This isn't a competition. Everyone has its own story. You aren't more or less relevant.
>most important: life doesn't come with a guide. There are no good or bad things at all. This is like an abstract sandbox game, just try things and keep feeling till the end.
That's all. Thanks.
>>29045952
So basically you learned to do the opposite of what's always the topic in all of these threads.
whats your horoscope sign?
by any chance do you happen to be an Aries?
>>29045982
Scorpio, but I don't really find meaning on that topic. I see it as a curious thing only.
>tfw no money to travel to a remote african tribe to impregnate all the little girls there
>>29045948
>implying the adult nignogs wouldn't cook you alive for that
wtff
pretty sure that's CP
mods mods mods
I fell for the fembot meme.
>be me
>get "fembot"'s skype
>qt petit hipster girl who seems to have a lot in common with me
>she seems to be shy and a little overweight but i really enjoy talking to her and she seems like a nice person
>over the course of 10 months, we both set out to work out and get in shape
>we live 5 hours away so we meet 4 times for dates
>eventually decide to move in together
>meet 1 week before the big move
>lose my virginity to her and she spends the night at my place
>i wake up at 6 am and check her phone because i'm curious
>she's been super flirty with this typical Chadbrodude who's super ripped as of last week
>all texts and emails seem to be dated just as of last week
>she's sent him nudes and spoken to him in a more sultry tone she never did with me even though she claimed to have social anxiety and issues opening up to people
>if i hadn't checked her phone, my life would be perfect
>now i'm afraid she's been cucking me or will end up cucking me because she's pretty hot now that she's fit, plus she's smart and nice
I just wanna die right now. I have been pretending everything is normal for the past 2 days and now she's out of town but I wasn't able to sleep in the past 37 hours just from feeling anxious and sick. I knew something had to go wrong because I was feeling too damn good for it to be true.
>afraid she'll cuck you
>has sent nudes
?
>She's out of town
She's fucking Chad*
>>29045931
>moving in with a girl who you knew for 10 months over skype and met 4 times
You didn't fall for a meme, you're simply a fucking dumbass.
>I'm only getting angry because you keep saying I'm getting angry when I'm not!
aight calm down then lad
story of my life lad
That shit really does piss me off, I'll be completely fine, but once I start getting told how I'm feeling by someone else, I get tilted
>make a bait post
>too scared to check the replies in case someone is angry with me
DUDE WTF IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SHOULD LIKE FUCKING DIE OR SOMETHING HOLEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you're in good company, OP.
>make bait post
>spend an hour shitposting against like 50 different people who are mad
>one person comes into thread, opposes my views but is really nice
>start to feel bad
fuck you nice cunts
