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Whats the worst facial feature to have and why is it a negative canthal tilt aka 'beta' eyes?
BIack skin
>>29047534
take your racebait somewhere else, cuck. Also
>implying anyone has black skin
Small chin/big overbite
Who /europe/ here? Whats the worst thing about your country? Would you like to live somewhere else? Where?
I'm spanish (m) and I truly despise my country and it's "lol lets get drunk and start grinding" culture. I've been thinking about moving to somewher near here (France or something) but don't know why I can't get myself to do it.
I'm pretty sure getting drunk and grinding it just a human culture thing at this point
How does Mahmood's dick taste when he experiences a sexual emergency inside you?
portuguese here mate, same shit.
Would you:
1. Date a typical social normie girl with no personality whatsoever (probably around 6/10 at least), has plenty of experience in relationships, both short-term and long-term ones, but shares practically none of your obscure otaku interests and is likely to become disgusted if she finds out about them. Might have some job experience and basic life skills but nothing extraordinary.
or
2. Date an introverted and possibly asocial shut-in girl that is relatively more unattractive because she doesn't take as much care of herself (probably 5/10 and less), has little or no experience in relationships and might be a virgin, but shares most of your interests no matter how weird they are and likes you for it. Probably never had a job, is a NEET or both. Likely to have even less basic life skills than the normie, but wouldn't act like a total entitled cunt if told to do something about it.
And if hypothetically you were ever to fall for the marriage meme, which one?
Typical social normie girls can have character depth and great personality traits too you know. Stop being entitled.
The autistic 5/10 would probaby be more of a challenge at the start with a greater reward. Once you've helped her develop her personality, helped her love herself, in general made her love herself, she will be yours forever and ever.
Tough call.
Does anyone have that link with that guy called jamie whos father screams and calls him feral?
>>29047373
>6+/10 vs 5/10 or worse
what do you think OP
We study togheder in the same class, i seat behiend her. There is a mojority of man in my class so girls are rounded by guys at all time. She in expecial is a bit shy, Some people in my class say she likes a guy but idk about that. She is not the most pretty in the class but when she smiles at me i lose my shit. When she talks with me i lose my shit.
This is not a pasta. I dont expect replies or that you read this. I just want to talk about this to someone. I am really into her. I cant study properly. I cant pay attention to the class. I am so lonly. Some times i think she likes me. But i have seen how she acts with the other guy(the one they say she likes) and oh boy, i wish i was him sooo bad.
>>29047362
I have stalked her facebook. I've senn The male actor's pages she have liked. And that boy fits the perfil. Man i fucking hate my life. How can i compete. What would i give to be stuck in an island with her. Just the 2 of us. Then she would love me.
I will never go to the next step. We will never be togheder. We will go to separete sides and never meet again. But i will always remember that i was to weak to talk to her. That i could be happy.
>>29047362
She has this friend that sings. She is a major hoe. Fucks everyone. I think its her only friend. During the brake when she is not around she(the girl i like) goes back to te class. I am always in the class alone. I just stay there, looking at her. Fuck. I'm such a massive beta
>>29047362
Chill out, brah. Are you open for suggestions?
are we /nice/ here
>>29047293
I try to be but some people on this board are real meanies.
No. This is BULLY ZONE.
>>29047364
Man, this place brings out the worst in me.
I'm legitimately a nice person, but on here I can be such a cunt. Like, if I make a nice post I take notice because it's so rare.
everything's just going to get worse isn't it?
>>29047242
Yes. Especially if you're in Europe
>>29047242
Almost certainly. It's up to the human race as a whole whether we want to avert that, but I'd say we're probably going to be cooked long before any of us have the idea to leap out of the pot.
Original cuckold meme post
1. Your mother's height
2. Your father's height
3. Your own height
4. Your country
>5'4''
>5'6''
>5'10''
>Spain
I was lucky that I managed to become this tall considering my parents' shitty stats and the fact that I had a horrible diet for most of my life, I can't really complain much either since at 5'10'' I'm taller than most people I see on the street, despite of my manlet-tier status.
>>29047101
>Makes men look like a pedo
>tfw wish it wasn't true
>tfw murika
Father 5' 7'', mother 5' 9''. Me 6'.
>>29047101
mom 5'5
dad 5'2
me 5'9
originally from Central American.
1. 5'4"
2. 6'5"
3. 6'.05"
4. USA
I'm the shortest of all siblings and cousins, too
can we have another austhread?
same rules apply as last time. you can not post if you work or do uni, have or have ever had a gf, are not a virgin, have friends
post what you're doing tonight, i'm playing world of warcraft and drinking
Irish person here, you can keep all those unemployed people we keep sending you. We don't want them back. K thanx bi
Someone want to kill me?
>>29047103
only if you promise to kill me in return
>always been lean and fit, somewhat even muscular
>clean up diet for meme reasons
>no dairy, no meat, no gluten etc.
>gain unwanted weight, most on my belly
When did you realize clean diet was a meme?
Although I was probably lactose intolerant because I always had to shit minutes after I consumed any milk or something, probably this is why I couldn't gain weight and was lean always.
Maybe I should go back to dairy and shit. Yeah, having to take a shit 3+ times a day is a hassle, but at least I wasn't fat.
>>29047012
or maybe you should work out and put down the oreos
>>29047047
I never really worked out in my life prior clean diet, so probably not the reason. Also, oreo is dairy/milk.
>>29047070
the older you get the more your metabolism slows and the more testastorone you produce and test makes any fat go to the back and stomach
you should workout if you plan on staying lean or eat more fiber to take more shits
How do we escape, you fucking faggots?
I refuse to believe that this is how it ends and that we must accept this awful fate. There MUST be a way out.
pure luck
>>29046964
Grow up to get out of a hole.
Move to another country. It works I promise.
Does anyone else get unthinkably jealous of super attractive men?
I literally just can't tolerate being around them. It makes me physically angry to see the amount of positive attention even an 8/10 man gets from both women and men. There are two guys of that calibre in my social circle, and they receive universal praise from even our male friends simply because they're attractive. It's as if they can do no wrong.
Every time I see a visibly very attractive man who has no problems finding female affection, I feel like slitting his throat. I get THAT angry about it.
Calm down nerdboy, this is why you're single lmao. It's not ALL about looks, you're just as ugly on the inside as you are outside
Dweeb
I don't envy them, I idolize them. Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, and Chris Evans are the three sexiest men to come out of the MCU and they inspire me to become a ripped hunk of man. (Based Chris' desu)
You never see Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo or Tom Hiddleston taking off their shirts.
Working out and eating right adds definition to your face and body. It can easily bump you up two points on the attractive scale.
But I still don't know how to approach girls desu.
I'm a dude btw.
I'd totally suck Chris Hemsworth's dick. No homo.
Why do I have no appetite /r9k/? I literally just don't have a desire to eat and Im slowly and slowly beocoming more underweight I'm just so lazy I don't want to make myself food. I'm 5'9 127 pounds and my appetite Is nonexistent wtf is wrong with me bros why do I have to constantly force myself to eat? I'm afraid that I'll just randomly die one day
>>29046904
recently I dropped like 15 pounds in 5 months and I'm already underweight. Started smoking (more) weed and talking publicly and offline about it and it started getting better, still not good tho
>>29046904
1. Stop forcing yourself to eat
2. Fix the rest of your life
3. Make sure there's always health, unprocessed food availble
4. See improvement
>>29046904
smoke weed (with friends preferably or seek out some kind of stimulation so you dont get retarded.)
tell a trusted friend who cares enough to remind you or make you eat.
>INB4 no friends
Thats probally why youre depressed. Plan out your meals counting calories in a spreadsheet and STICK TO THE MEAL PLAN.
/r9k/ has been TERRIBLE for the last 24 hours. Anyone else notice this?
Taking a one day hiatus. I'll be back tomorrow, if things continue at this rate I'm done.
>>29046834
>24 hours
Try 3 years
>>29046848
there has been a mass-migration of normies to r9k for some odd reason
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Why do you incentivise relationships and sex so much?
They are just in the way of achieving your true goals.
Throughout my life I have seen people swapping partners, and the only thing that has come out of it are hurt feelings and kids out of wedlock.
Seriously it due to the fact that you are all from bad homes and you are looking to build better ones?
I had good parents and a good home, hence I never felt the need to seek love.
It's just preventing you from being the best person you can be.
Learn a language
Get good at a skill
Draw something
Get fit
Build a fucking robot
Shit man.
Trying to get laid isn't doing anything for you.
Have even met someone who has kids out of wedlock.
I want to ask you something which person do you have more respect for?
Dude A
>graduated college
>hailed online as a good artist
>works at a major video game studio
>speaks three languages
>been on multiple bussiness trips to Japan working for said company and worked with the Japanese staff
> Unlucky with the ladies though, he's never had sex with anyone or a relationship
Dude B
>barely graduated high school
>never really tried anything in life
>lives at home with his parents
>his siblings are making more money than him
>despite all of this he figured out how women work and has "bareback creampied"over 24 women
>Hates interactions with other people though
>>29046712
That's not how it works, if you are successfull like "Dude A" you will get laid, no matter how autistic you are.
>>29046741
nobody cares about a nerd with a degree if he's autistic and weird like mewtwo king
it doesn't matter if he likes going to japan
Because I feel I'm most likely to derive a sense of fulfilment from life with a family.
It's not like I spend all of my time "trying to get laid".
I meet women, but they're not the type I'd want to be my wife and the mother of my children.
I could have probably had sex with a few of them not long after meeting them, and that was the problem.
I don't want sex.
I want a family.
It's not to the detriment of any other areas of my life, I'm pretty successful, I have a house, a car, a good job that could comfortably support my wife and children, friends and hobbies.
I'm starting to think I may just have an over romanticised view of love and family.
I'm starting to get to the point where I'm getting too old for it anyway.
Sinead McCarthy is currently in custody for stabbing Michelle Kae in an argument over a cheeseburger in a Stanford Florida burgerking. Both could only afford a double cheeseburger to share among each other. Sinead complained Michelle was a fat bitch that didn't need to eat any more and pulled out a knife and stabbed her.
Michelle Suffered only minor injuries. Both are being charged with possession of a controlled substance after a methpipe was found in Sineads pocket.
Michelle than consented to a search and an 3 grams of meth was found in her backpack along with TradYouth literature. Matthew Heimbach denied knowing Michelle was addicted to meth and declined to comment.
>>29046686
Citation needed.
Please let this be real.
>>29046686
>Sinead complained Michelle was a fat bitch that didn't need to eat any more
kek
>>29046686
>Stanford Florida burgerking
its always florida
