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>a good looking woman with a hot body on a magazine cover
>women scream and complain about "unrealistic body and beauty standards and fat shaming"
>a good looking man with a hot body on a magazine cover
>men think "maybe I should stop being such a lazy fatass and better myself to look as good as I can"
Why are women such lazy, whiny, envious scum?
They are so weak willed they would rather push meme trend like fat """models""" instead of just stop eating junk food
>Why do women act like women
Because they're women
>>29044166
>>women scream and complain about "unrealistic body and beauty standards and fat shaming"
Women haven't done that for several years now. They have all banded together and the new line is you can't criticize any woman for anything.
That's why they're kicking our ass right now.
>>29044245
It irritates me seeing all those "fat activists" fighting for a woman's right to be fat yet none of them want to date a fat man and always post their tumblr propaganda with pics of fat woman+muscular thin man
People_say_I_look_like_Goebbels._he-he_I_know_what_they_mean._Is_this_blanket_effay?_It's_very_ComfyCore
>>29044056
i hate you so much i FUCKING HATE YOU
>>29044115
AHA._WHY?__:^)_Do_I_irritate_ya,_eh?_Does_my_cuteness_annoy_you?
Nick Bueller, 15 Years Old, England
>not all Asians have small dicks
Check me out
>doesn't even go up to bellybutton
hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahah
fucking chinks I tell you hwhat
literally what am i supposed to tell from your pic op?
that said, koreafag reporting in. my dick is 6 inches long, 6.5 inches around.
yeah. it looks really stout. surprises girls when i first enter tho
>>29043958
What asian are you, OP?
How do i get a fujoshi gf? is it possible?
>>29043926
lurk around /cgl/ and tumblr (don't go on tumblr myself but there's a LOT of circles there), most of the girls I know on both of those are huge fucking fujoshi. also hang around myreadingmanga comment sections
I only know this because I'm one too.
>>29044034
I use tumblr quite a bit, but I don't see how you would interact with anyone on there, or find people
/cgl/ is all just normie sluts looking for sugar daddies, that won't work
>>29044055
you message them, you nimrod.
obviously you're not trying, it's really not that hard to befriend someone/shoot them a message with similar interests and start talking from there (i'm assuming you're a fujoshi as well?).
there are tons of con meet ups on /cgl/ as well, although I will say to avoid the sugar daddy threads and any girl that goes on and on about brand, but you really have to actively trying NOT to meet people nowadays, even posting on /soc/ (filters are your friend) can hook you up with some good friends/potential dating material, through out the years I've met a lot of good friends on there that I get to share my fujo porn with.
what methods have you tried so far?
>tfw no fIabby belly gf
http://i5.fuskator.com/large/cB0e1R8Nila/image-8.jpg
also dat ass
>>29043903
>pale skin
>black facial features
She sure lost that coin toss
>be in one of top universities in aus
>studying law
>staying at on campus residence (dorms, but rooms are singles)
>exam week, stressful, studying
>usually go for a walk to smoke to relieve stress
>anxious about running into neighbours or other people because they dont like me for a few reasons and always sit outside their rooms for some retarded reason
>decide to smoke in room, open window, set fan outside window
>smoke a few while studying
>knock on door
>oh shit (have no friends or people who would talk to me)
>answer, thankfully not smoking at that time
>floor senior resident
>excuse me anon, strong smell of smoke outside your room, whats happening
>start muttering random shit (i smoke but not in my room, i dont know what smell is from)
>SR says that smoking is serious offence
>leaves
>phew, but still hide my cigarettes and also rolling papers and stuff really well
>15 minutes later another knock on door
>on duty manager
>your room got complaints of smoke smell, but now just smels of air freshener, also why is fan pointed out at window (was trying to clear smell)
>uh idk, i smoke, probably my clothes smelling of smoke or something
>are you burning incense or something??
>I say no
>hmm okay, is it okay if I send maintenance in on monday to have a look at your room and see where snell is coming from
>yea okay sure
>say thanks and sorry for some reason
>they leave too
>scared as fuck, parents paying for everything, dont know i smoke, if I get kicked they will be devastated and i will be screwed too, and family and a few friends in another city are all I have left
>go for a walk in the rain far away from residence, too scared to go back, even to run into neighbours who complained im guessing
>idk what cones next? Maybe interview? But what do i say??
>school and family all I have left, and could lose it all
>sitting on bench im sitting at on rain as tenperature falls to single digits and its getting dark
(Continue?)
Sry my greentexting is shit
>>29043853Buy a bottle of febreeze or its cheap equivalent and spray all of the upholstery and fabric. Wipe down the surfaces in the room because cigarette smoke leaves a residue. Hide all your rolling papers and shit somewhere where they won't find it.
You'll be ok.
>>29043853
>oh noes mommy and daddy found out I'm smoking left-handed cigarrettes!!!!111
Relax junior, they are not actually going to give a shit.
Go back to your room and act like nothing ever happened, and stick to that story. When maintenance comes spray a little febreze around.
You're an adult now, act like it. Your life is not over.
>>29043853
Also they are not going to kick you out for smoking actual tobacco cigarettes in your room if that's what you were doing. It would be a slap on the wrist even if you were caught in the act.
/britfeel/ greatest who ever lived edition
are you voting in or out britfeelers
>>29043856
Was pretty solidly out but I'm back on the fence. It's a big decision desu
>>29043870
any trade deal with the eu we make is going to require us giving up the same things we give up to the european parliament now, maybe we'll pay the same on tariffs or maybe a bit more. immigration will probably be the same, so will eu legislation.
whole thing seems pointless, might as well stay in.
3 GUYS COULD NOT EVEN GET HARD ONS IN THEIR SCENES
http://sexfactor.com/episode/3
The Sex Factor is a Porn Reality Show with streamed TV series with 8 boys & 8 girls fucking live in $1M reality porn competition.
Does your wage come out of the prize money, OP?
>>29043810
LMAO AT THE ROASTIE HAVING A MELTDOWN AFTER GETTING BOOTED FROM THE SHOW.
LMAOOOO
COMEDY GOLLD
All these guys have tiny dicks. Lol
NEET here.
Been a neet on and off for about 5 years. Before that I was in the US Army (Tanker).
I've mostly been doing data entry for $2k a month, but it's not a reliable source of income.
I have decided to go over the road trucking with Schneider, making around $3k a month.
Did I fuck up? Is trucking worth getting into?
My goal is after a year or two get a dedicated route where I can be home every day to every other day making maybe 80k a year.
>>29043756
>for $2k a month, but it's not a reliable source of income.
????
>>29043756
trucking is very different per country and if you wanna earn THREE THOUSAND a month you need to work like 100 hours a week
How are you neet if you have a job? Are you retarded?
>Used_to_tightly_wrap_my_cat_up_in_a_blanket_and_carry_it_around_the_house._I_found_it_amusing
>Elbowed_some_kid_in_in_the_chin_making_his_teeth_go_into_his_gum._Couldn't_understand_why_he_was_crying._Remember_doing_it_deliberately_just_out_of_interest
>Stole_my_friend's_GoGo_Crazybones(anyone_remember_these)_Sneakily_stole_them_when_he_wasn't_looking
>Played_God_with_ant_hives._Would_place_ladybirds_near_them_and_watch_them_get_dragged_into_the_hive
and_more
Are you having a minor stroke?
>>29043822
No,_I'm_playing_pool._Why?
>>29043822
I'm guessing his spacebar is broken. The smart thing to do would be to copy a space and then ctrl_v anytime you need it.
Therapy can fix anything XDDD!!!!!!
Why the fuck does everyone think therapists do anything? They're all women, so they don't understand male problems or autism. They can't even do anything besides send you to a facility, and give you drugs. They also just pretend to care about your problems AND get your money too! Plus, most therapists have meme degrees, so they're dumb.
Is the difference between a therapist and a psychiatrist you moron
>>29043742
Is there even a difference?
:')
Therapy is something you use to assist you in your efforts. It's like not paying attention in class and then calling the teaching useless
When I woke up, I could barely move my body. I was able to blink and move my head slowly and I thought I saw some sort of moving object on my left side. There was also an eerie screaming sound. I was so scared. What the fuck anons. Am I losing it?
>>29043645
Sleep Paralysis
It's not normal, but it happens to everyone once or twice in their life.
depends on where you woke up
it is normal but doesn't happen to everybody
>we are the ones who will see the western world fall
What will you tell your kids about the the golden age of Earth?
we're probably still a few generations away, unfortunately
>>29043642
>the western world falls
>any of us have kids
the castrated whites that are allowed to live won't be allowed to speak to jamal's kids
>>29043642
Not gonna happen yet.
Believe it or not, we're in the sweet spot.
How do I stop being jealous of people more successful than me?
turn off your computer. take a walk.
continue fapping to futas
Become more successful
alternatively become drunk or do drugs
What are your biggest fears?
mine is the ocean and being buried alive
coloreds
Dying before I get my revenge.
im scared of the gays
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