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Do robots prefer high test Olivia Jensen or ultra-high test Olivia Jensen?
Before: https://youtu.be/NZQshBy_xxs?t=43
After: https://youtu.be/7X_j6ZzFOUg?t=34
>>29039083
The new Olivia is just a fat pig. Disappointing tbqh. Would be somewhat nicer if she had tits.
Either. My liking ranges from literal skeletons, and I mean literal, to fat girls, and pretty much everything in between, barring anorexic girls
I like anorexic girls, skinny girls, fit girls... I'd fuck anything. The only conditon is them being hygienic, fat girls often smell bad.
>thought becoming a cute tranny would solve all my problems and I could finally get a hot lesbian gf
>tfw instead I ended up having to do sexual favors for creepy old men just to continue having a place to sleep at night and no matter how much rinse out my mouth I can still taste the elderly semen
Don't fall for the trans meme.
You fell for the whore meme, where your only worth was the one (1) not even two (2) but one (1) hole between your legs. That is all you are worth because you thought it would change your life but it didnt.
Your only worth a reply because i had a hand in making that picture
Don't forget that you'll also never be a real romantic partner to another women, you'll only have someone who claims they love you while you're really just a fetish and object of lust for them.
>>29039106
You were the model?
2days left of weekend waggie
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock maybe you should be kind to robots when you remember why you are slave!
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
Describe your guys days.
What are you doing on this here Friday night robots?
I just came home from the city. I let some gay dude suck me of and lick my ass. Didn't even get hard the slighest.
Feels good to not be a homo, desu
jerking off to that
>>29038871
i'm watching mr.robot over skype with me bae and slagging off the colour of a womans vagina, what are you up to anon?
Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius.
For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists.
She understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire..
>godard
>herzog
>malick
>good
babbys first artsy movies
So? You're cherry picking one individual here.
>>29038858
>Fassbinder
Don't you mean Fassbender?
Also the rest of those guys are literal whos?
>why do you use Japanese words sometimes?
>how can you watch something with subtitles?
>OMG, this isn't made in an English speaking country? Whhaaaa?
>lol, you must want to be Japanese
>you'd probably be so happy if you were born in Japan, eh anon
Fucking hell this shit is so cringey. Stuff like this is why I can't respect normalfags. It's like they've never learned a thing outside their little bubble. You do know that many non-english countries use english words all the time right? You know people in other countries watch foreign movies and don't even think twice about it. But not here, "You watch FOREIGN MOVIES?!?!? HOLY SHIT, YOU MUST BE OBSESSED WITH THAT COUNTRY."
Just expressing my feelings,
I want to slowly torture every normie in this world.
OP, do you use Japanese unironically outside of places like this or anime conventions?
That one feels kind of deserving.
>>29038807
Animes very rarely count as movies.
Most of the time, they're garbage or feature-length cartoons.
You wouldn't elect to elevate shitstains into an artform would you? No.
>>29038807
>why do you use Japanese words sometimes?
and thats NOT cringey?! desu ne
What do you regret doing from your edgy past?
>7th grade
>Class mate got ran over by a car
>Edgy as fuck at this point
>Make a fake facebook page
>Make sick jokes about him being dead
>Add multiple people from my school
>Hear about it senior year
>People talk about how disgusted it made them
>Had forgotten I even made it happen by that point
>Can never atone for it, and can only hope the parents never saw it
>>29038399
>high school
>trying to sleep in class but teacher won't stop bothering me and making an example of me in front of the entire class
>cute girl sitting next to me says "this class sucks but you definitely don't want to be here huh?"
>say back "yeah i wish I could punch the teacher in her stupid fucking throat"
>"whoa take it easy! Jesus"
This was on the first day of school
>>29038709
>whoa take it easy!
This phrase is the sign that your autism had broken through. I used to get it a lot
>>29038399
i have a similar story
>8th grade
>some guy in my grade tries to OD on sleeping pills, fucks up
>doesnt come to school for like a week
>friends are talking about it
>tell everyone it was just a cry for help and he was being a attention seeking fag
>they all call me insensitive and a jerk and a bitch, etc.
>my friends dont talk to me for a day
>dude comes back to school and everything goes back to normal
the dude who tried to die was alright even if he was kinda racist
was i really in the wrong back then
Have any robots tried turning to GOD?
Yes, just type iddqd
>>29038324
>not DNKROZ
Blow it out your ass.
Yes but he doesn't answer me.Something else does
Is it really common for women to cheat on loving and caring boyfriends? I thought that mostly happened in relationships where the guy don't give a fuck to his girl.
>>29038269
Almost a given.
There's always someone who is going to be taller, stronger, funnier, more interesting, more handsome, etc. than the good ol' boyfriend/husband.
happens all the time, it's more common than ever, and the popular music they listen to encourages it now more than ever (Beyonce, etc.)
>/Lonely General/
Lets get some stories, what is the loneliest thing you have ever done?
>just blew $130 on a cam girl
you're an idiot desuo.
what was the money for? is she sending you used panties?
Yelled at the girl i'm in love with
I LOVE YOU!
She said oh god and covered her face.
I finally figured out when my psych means when she says I have "delusions".
I obviously don't think I have delusions, cause I'd see them as so and not have them anymore. So what are my delusions and what makes them so?
And after thinking about it a long time, its refusal to accept truths that society finds is taken for granted.
For example, if you chose not to eat by your own will as a protest to "nature", people would say you're delusional because you're actively hurting yourself.
>>29037977
Delusions aren't necessarily manifestations or hallucinations, they are an ideal (or the like) that you cling to even when there is obvious proof against them.
>>29038057
But that proof isn't obvious to me, and it is to others. That doesn't mean they're right, they could be wrong. But I believe myself, so I stand for what I think is right.
What is it then that's wrong with my brain?
>>29038153
>But that proof isn't obvious to me.
That's where the trouble is. IT's like when people delude themselves into thinking an abusive relationship is normal or that a drug isn't actually harming them when instead it is taking a heavy toll.
Spend time trying to understand these delusions and work them out, you'll only harm yourself and those around you if these delusions really are dangerous without you knowing.
Ever went out with a co-worker before? How did it go?
>>29037678
>Ever went out with a co-worker before?
yes
>How did it go?
we fucked
>>29037696
Are you two still together?
>>29037678
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPfuck you robot
>omg i need a bf
>"I can help you ;)"
>ew fuckoff
>Being so mad at a meme that you have to transcribe it to text and post it as a thread
Point at OP and laugh, everybody.
those are both really good songs
>>29036922
fuck off normaIshit
Don't mind me!
Just hanging out under your bed as you get ready to go to sleep!
>>29036250
l'd rub my dick on it
Thats okay pal.Make sure to kill and eat all the other bugs, like cockroaches and the like :3
ok
sleep tight, creeper
> tfw you think you're falling in love with Lying Figure because he's perfected his ASMR voice and comedy
I-I didn't ask for these feels, I just wanted a comfy game to satiate my SH autism.
>>29035957
What?faggotblox
>>29035983
I was just watching to support another robot and then he started getting confident and now I'm confused.
>>29036089
why can't we have a good ps3 port for silent hill 3 ?
