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>There are people on here who would unironically send this to a girl
>still having female friends
it's like you want to suffer
people believing in fake pics probably made by a 4chan user...it's the fucking internet you retards
>>29037800
>thumbnail
Ow my head
>Get to know girl
>Get comfortable around her
>Become a good friend to her
>Feel no sexual attraction and only consider them friends
>Talk for hours
>They start to think I'm gay
Every time.
maybe it's the emojis you're using
don't use effeminate emojis
>>29037725
You feel no sexual attraction? You probably are gay
you're not validating them enough.
Does anyone actually like being unemployed?
I do, I have many hobbies to keep me busy. I do ocasionally work to fund my hobbies though. New guitar pedals. Expensive computer components and such require money. gtx980ti and a G-sync monitor required me to work for 2 months. Then I became a NEET again. Feels good to live alone and do things I enjoy.
Aside from suffering crippling depression and social anxiety, I feel somewhat content.
Of fucking course.
better unemployed and miserable than employed and miserable
>>29037715
Better than being employed
Is Michael Cera one of us?
>>29037695
A gentile? No
>>29037695
Yes
original boast famtbh!
he was a cute kid and that saved him
he aged like utter garbage tho if it wasn't for his acting career he would be on this board right now
>gf refuses to try cuckolding
fucking racist whore
KEKEKEK LE KEKOLD MEMMEY :DDDDDDDD.
:P
>>29037681
Lay down the beat on her. She must learn.
>>29037705
little white dicklet confirmed
I've realized that it's impossible to make new best friends after middle school, or any friends for that matter. I've moved around and switched schools a lot, but most people haven't and as a result already have long-established friendships. And since these people already have friends, after middle school, they purely pursue romantic/sexual relationships. Platonic goes out the window.
I know that anybody I talk to doesn't care and never will, but my hope won't die.
People get upset when I talk about suicide, but they only see me as entertainment.
I'm just the fat weirdo they get their daily laugh from. Nobody actually wants to know me.
lose weight so they have one less thing to talk shit about at least. i'm working on it myself, don't know why I let myself get this bad but i've been pretty strict on my diet lately and have been seeing good results.
>tfw i sperged out in high school and ditched all my friends
>tfw i still miss them
>tfw people in university are insufferable politically correct cunts
>tfw too many years have passed and I have too much pride to contact my ex-high school friends
Fuck no gf feels, this is even worse than that
are you even old enough to be on this site? You seem to young and angsty
Trump supporter Chad runs away from Hilary .
manlets.
We will cut the heart out of every chad when Hilary gets elected and burn the Stacies at the stakes.
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/protesters-assault-trump-supporters-eggs-bottles-punches-after-rally-n585096
http://conservativepost.com/anti-trump-mob-chases-trump-supporters-like-target-attacks-police-officer-as-well/
>>29037604
Fuck off shill mothercucker
>>29037604
Why are they chasing him?
>>29037847
Because he's a racist and privileged Trump supporter.
If one examines modernism, one is faced with a choice: either accept the semanticist paradigm of discourse or conclude that the task of the participant i s significant form. If one examines pretextual discourse, one is faced with a choice: either reject modernism or conclude that narrativity is part of the failure of consciousness, given that the premise of spiritual projection is invalid. Several desituationisms concerning the semanticist paradigm of discourse may be found. Therefore, the characteristic theme of the works of Marky is a self-fulfilling reality. Consciousness consists of bio-feedback of quantum energy. ?Quantum? means an awakening of the powerful. We exist as morphogenetic fields. We grow, we vibrate, we are reborn.
>>29037602
Is this her eulogy?
Smh R.I.P
You should go and tell the scientists that you found the answer for what consciousness really is, Mr. Fancy Pants.
>>29037602
>>29037719
Sci Phi here, nice postmodernist text generator script.
>do you like my outfit, anon?
No Nadia
why is (s)he doing the slav squat?
i dont have this one in my collection yet. *saved*. whys she so into adidas stuff? ive always found it tacky when someone is wearing one certain brand from head to toe.
Alright /r9k/, you fags may love or hate this but whatever.
Today I was left alone in the house of a friend of mine. This friend and me are moving in together so I gathered some of his shit while he was gone moving furniture into his new place. This isn't important it's just why I was in here.
Up until this point we both lived with our parents, however my friend has an older brother who also still lives at home.
His brother is a turbo-autist, manlet, and fairly overweight - 180 pounds give or take - recently turned 21 and has begun seriously balding, he's also an alcoholic. He lives in a small hole in the basement, and spends all his free time drinking and masturbating, which will be evident in the pics.
Due to the small size of the hovel I couldn't get everythong. This is his desk.
>>29037550
Please, do continue. I need something to make my burning wreck of a life look good in comparison.
I instantly feel better about myself. What a fat fuck.
FUCK WEIRD PEOPLE
>alcoholic 23 year old suicidal neet with no money and living with mom
>buy cheap litres of vodka on credit once a week for two years
>dad offers just yesterday an internship to work for his company as a programmer
>can't say no because both parents want me to start a career and quit living like a neet
>mom asks me to grab groceries
>drive to store and steal some beers while am at it because no cameras in that section
>this was the second time I've done this, and it's become a novel thrill in my life
>sip it the car with the high any thief has in pulling off a successful heist
>use this opportunity to buy more vodka from the nearby liquor store without mom knowing (she drinks too but it's an uneasy acknowledgement between us)
>walk in, grab it, go to cashier, slide card
>"sir your card was declined"
>No more credit now so I can't buy liquor to drown my sorrows
>now with the internship too I have to start working soon
Man, talk about a wake up call.
Has anyone else faced this predicament?
That internship will turn into a job, which will turn into money.
Which, if you want, will turn into alcohol.
But only if you're weak.
Be proud of the fact you're doing this fucking internship. You're finally taking the baby steps towards making something of the life you live. You finally have the opportunity to give the finger to the things in your life that pain you the most.
Are you going to take the opportunity?
>>29037643
I don't have an option to say no. The work itself doesn't bother me either, and perhaps it will lead me out of this quagmire. I'm just venting the fact that me NEETdom is coming to an end because of this.
I did it robots! I'm done with high school so it all downhill from here?
>>29037489
No. Make something of your life, the world is your oyster. Get off this shitty website. Do it anon.
>>29037489
no nigga this is only the beginning
t. another highschooler
>>29037489
do good in highschool #2 and your set.
Lonely robots date lonely fembots.
Just post your location and gender and find someone, that's all it takes.
>>29037397
Lonely "fembots" are chad lusting sluts. Fuck them. Fuck women.
>>29037412
>implying you dont list for stacies
baka
every single lonely fembot that posts in this thread is just a man acting like a girl
source, fembot here
What's your illness and what meds are you on?
OCD
Just end me. I'm on Lexapro
Bipolar 1, Lamictal
>>29037387
Major depressive disorder. I have a history of several in-patient treatment stays for suicidal thoughts and on one occasion a detailed mass-shooting plan (Posted about it earlier)
Selexa (Also take Adderall but that's for my ADHD not my depression)
Holy fucking shit Elle Fanning is way too cute
Claimed
Her music is too sincere
Do they have to be real?
>>29037268
Whoisthis anon? I need to know this information
