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>be me
>10th grade
>All the seats in class are arranged in rows
>All the Chad's and Stacie's sit in a big clump in the middle of class
>Have one friends, very chill guy, really quiet, gullible and naive. Let's call him O
>Try to teach O about the realities of life and how everyone is a douche. Never really takes me seriously
>get new seating chart. Chad's and Stacie's still all together. But me and O are separated
>I get moved into normieland
>Most alpha Chad sits next to O
>all of the sudden one day all the Stacie's keep giving O lots of attention. Saying the love him. How he is the coolest guy ever.(he is only like a 5/10)
>All the Chad's are yelling his name across the class and always putting the spot light on him
>force O work in there groups and he does all the work(O was smart)
> Always call Him over and just randomly give him a high five
>O seems to like all the new attention
>one day they try it one me
>tell them to fuck off, and leave me the fuck alone
>this continues the whole year
Was I being paranoid or were they trying to be nice. I never liked the tones they used when talking to O. I just can't stop thinking about it. It's been like 4 years and I have sent seen O since
>pic unrelated
Basically O was a cool guy who was capable of acting nice to people in a social environment, and you are an utter obnoxious twat.
>>29048163
In the way they spoke you could tell they weren't genuine
>>29048144
>Try to teach O about the realities of life and how everyone is a douche. Never really takes me seriously
>...
>Was I being paranoid or were they trying to be nice.
Here's the awful truth OP. The only person who was a douche is you. Chads are often really nice people.
Anons, femanons, would you date me? What do you think of me?
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>>29048095
You look pretty decent, I'd recommend combing your hair differently though.
>>29048095
Maybe. Comb your hair.
>>29048113
Like this?
Oc
When you will man up and buy her that ring?
https://youtu.be/EtvfHnZMcOY
>being a man means letting the global elite squeeze every last cent out of you
Fuck off kikes.
fuck marriage and reproducing. following the biological line doesn't make sense to me anymore because of how excessively people reproduce already and what we now know over population does to the planet.
at some point growth is going to show severe diminishing returns, followed by negative consequences.
stop falling for "passing on your line" meme. it doesn't matter, it's not the apocalypse, everyone is brainwashed.
they want you to have "bills" and "provide for others", it's all subtle tactics to get you to support welfare.
Whoever made this shit seems to have forgotten the other half of this guy's story:
>wife inevitably cheats on this boring fuck
>enter divorce courts
>the good goy loses all his money to the whore
>can't keep up with alimony and child support
>kills self
Yeah marriage is totally a good idea, oy vey
I wonder who could be behind this video
what the fuck is the deal with this shit?
growing up i was looked down on because i'd spend my weekends inside watching anime and playing video games instead of going out and "having a life"
fast forward to the present day and the same normalfags who hung shit on me for being a shut in spend their weekends watching shit tier movies/shows on normieflix
what the actual fuck happened?
>>29048001
Im pretty sure a big portion of them still goes out with their friends during the weekend.
i don't know what the fuck people are watching on netflix, 95% of the stuff on it is straight up garbage
>>29048085
They don't actually watch Netflix.
>OMG I love friends xD I'm such a loser lol!
should i go or stay home and eat tendies and play mc
Just go for an hour. You'll regret it if you don't.
>eat tendies and play mc
>play mc
>mc
>minecraft
Are you graduating from fucking preschool? You can't even use proper punctuation for fuck's sake.
>>29048207
Not OP. When i graduated i stayed with a friend and played vidya. Never celebrated and i dont regret anything.
I Snapchatted my crush yesterday, and it worked.
Just do it!
>>29047974
>implying I have my crushes snapchat/number
>implying she'd even talk to me
>implying I've had a crush in years
heh.
no.
original post is original
>>29047974
fuck you
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fuck you to robot
Haven't done this in a while, time to expand my folder
let's get this rolling
Never knew someone had the same fetish as me
>>29047968
you are doing god's work, anon posting person
drinking and depression thred
whatcha drinking?
watcha feelin?
first for the pain never ends
shameless self bump
honestly thinking of killing myself today
im running out of excuses not to
never ending pain
cant stand living, scared of death
i post alone tonight
HAIKU
>>29047913
I feel weird man. I think about blowing my brains out often but alcohol is the only thing that makes me feel remotely normal. Well xanax too..
But idk every time I drink it makes me feel somewhat normal which makes me feel even worse knowing I probably have some undiagnosed mental disorder and alcohol is the only way to fix it apparently.
>Starting to put on weight more easily cause you're getting older
>>29047904
>be me
>believe the exercise meme
>lose ~70lbs
>no change in anything
>gain back 40lbs
kill me
>>29047927
you're supposed to lift and build muscle so you have something to cut down to
protip; everyone looks like shit even if theyre at a health weight, unless they lift
>>29047951
Yea I lifted a shit ton mate, that meme isn't true either.
How do you get to know women?
>>29047861
Work with them. I work with mostly women and I've learned more in 8 months than I ever knew
>>29047861
read internet memes
women in the current year have nothing to get to know about besides that
>>29047861
You seem to think women have a personality and actual goals and interests.
When did you realize life won't get any better?
age 7 - realized I was not normalfag
age 10 - thought things would get better
age 13 - began to realize that things were only getting worse
age 16 - dropped out of school in 10th grade
age 19 - stuck in WoW 24/7/365 to avoid thinking about my life
age 21 - began to accept i'll never been normie
age 24 - quit WoW and video games in general and began lifting and reading
age 27 - went back and obtained a GED
age 30 - finished college
and here I am now.
>>29047908
Wow, I thought the posters here were in their late teen's/ early 20s. That you're 30 years old actually gives a whole new pathetic tone to this board.
>>29047831
Pretty young.. like ~12 or 13 when I went in for a surgery and the doctor fucked it up on massive levels, and denied he did anything wrong.
I need a trap girlfriend from r9k more than I need water.
>>29047829
post yahoo
>>29048073
I can make a Yahoo, I only have Skype
>>29048099
make
this is indeed a comment of original intent
>be me
>be 8 years old
>parents are overprotective
>not allowed to go outside unless parents are around
>parents are never around
>sit inside all day
>play runescape
>male urge to produce something of value burns wildly as i sluggishly sit around
>decide to figure out how the wizards at jagex turn magic words into a video game
>study computer programming
>twelve years pass
>be current me
>20 years old
>been a wagecuck programmer since the tender young age of 13
>left college to work at a ground-level startup
>only social skills i have are for conducting business
>live in townhouse with three friends i've had since middle school
>only friends i've ever had
>have socially retarded girlfriend
>behaves like a robot would if they suddenly woke up in a woman's body
>no hobbies
>no skills
>no experience
>nothing
>literally a completely blank slate
>decently attractive though
>townhouse lease ends soon
>looking at real estate
>interested in being away from civilization
>interested in building my own house
>enjoy the struggle of collecting wood for a stove and not having running water
>some cheap 40 acre wooded plots in central wisconsin
>water table is high so digging a hand pump well is not a problem
>feel an emotion other than apathy for the first time in years
>happiness how i've missed you
>later i get a call from her parents calling me a madman for wanting to work hard to justify my existence
>how dare you try and teach our daughter actual important life skills blabla xyz
>she goes along with her parents on this for some retarded reason
>tfw you will probably have to live in a basic bitch .6 acre plot in a subdivision that won't allow you to do anything with what little property you have while you pay way too much for a shitty house that someone else built poorly if you don't want to be a khv hermit
>mfw women and people in general are too retarded to understand that true happiness comes out of great struggles
does anyone else know this feel
No, I don't know that feel bro.
But God damnit I'd be lying if I said I don't respect your hustle.
I bet you like the smell of your own farts
>>29047816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3IfB23W4c
MORNING MOVIE ROLL FAGGOTS
Cmon niggers movies for daaaays
>>29047798
Why not familia
>>29047779
k
original originalYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
So when did you guys realized that online dating is a scam?
>bored as fuck, decide to make an account on okc with a bro
>write most of the stuff, he tweaks it a bit.
>sign out after messing with a few people, by now we had 14 visits
>come back online to check out hows it going, profile fucking blew up.
I didn't know a 7/10 girl like Basil can acquire this much traffic.
I didn't do absolutely anything and cock munchers flew to me.
NOTHING AT ALL.
>>29047591
>basil
>7 out of fucking 10
Neck yourself orbiter she's MAYBE a 5. Looks like a fucking guy
>>29047626
she has a natural top bitch face.
that's good for me.
the fuck is basil?
