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>Don't worry Anon, your bullies will end up being losers after a few years when they stop studying!
How true was this, if at all? I was never truly bullied in school, but two of the people who teased me a few times ended up dropping out of fucking middle school, kek. One guy in grade school who tried to bully me ended up getting BTFO pretty much on the stop when the staff found out, he was crying like a little bitch but I don't know what he's doing now.
most people that bullied me were either retarded or mental
Don't know what theyre doing now but I know one of the retarded ones ended up working in a slaughter house for a while and I can't see any of them being anywhere great.
>>29030854
Don't worry Anon, your bullies will end up being dead after your day of retribution
>>29030854
My childhood bully graduated with a business degree from NYU and will be working as an investment banker in the fall. I have a 3.1 GPA in computer science at a shitty state school, no summer internship. Fuck my life.
http://toky6mw6hopres5k.onion/
please upload some sick memes /r9k/
>>29030713
That's cheese pizza isn't it?
>>29030720
not if you guys dont put some on there :^)
>>29030713
who dis nikka?
Has anyone here ever taken Rexulti? I was prescribed it yesterday and I'm thinking about flushing it down the toilet.
>>29030689
Snort it op, do it for us
>>29030689
Do you know what Rexulti is? It's from the same company that brought you Abilify, and it's pretty much evergreening of it. Your doctor is literally shilling for the pharmaceutical company.
And it's not very likely anyone here has ever taken it because it's just barely come out.
>>29030756
This is what I mean by evergreening. Rexulti is almost identical to Abilify which was one of the best selling drugs in the world back in 2015. Otsuka is trying to cash in on that shit AGAIN. Get a new doctor, too.
>be me
>be a lonely virgin for a while
>Depressed
>No one wants to date me, I have autism
>Turn 18
>Mom invites me down to have a drink with her
>We talk a bit, I haven't really done this with her ever
>We get on great
>I look at her in a different way
>She's kind of sexy
>I get drunk and I ask her if she'll help me
>Asks what?
>Will you suck me off?
>She looks at me
>She gets up
>Oh fuck.jpg
>She pulls down my shorts
>Pulls out my dick
>She sucks on it lovingly
>She tells me to fuck her
>I do
>We fuck all night
>I ask her to be my "girlfriend"
>She agrees
Pic related is us, We've been together for 3 years. Moved to a different city
I know it's probably wrong, But I honestly love her.
Anyone feel the same way towards their mom?
>>29030684
Congratz OP. Living the robot dream.
>>29030773
Thank you, Would you fuck her too?
>>29030684
If this is not fake.
>He got a mommy gf.
>A real mommy that happens to also be his gf, also his own mommy.
Any other brown robots avoid dating brown girls because it feels awkward? As if they're your cousin or something.
>>29030643
No one? Fuck I'm too weird for this place.
>>29030770
No, its because nobody dates anybody here, norman.
>>29030643
Sorry, I am not brown. Never ever thought about it.
rate my girlfriend, ignore the tattoos shes getting that shit removed this week
No doubt in my mind she has had at least 7 different dicks inside of her.
>>29030587
This selfie says everything I need to know about her.
She will cheat on you within the year, have fun while it lasts.
>>29030587
Why did that stpid bitch get a tattoo in the first place? Was it so she could insinuate she was ready to get "chadded and splattered" at the club?
[spolier]Also, I can't give a proper rating until I see her feet[/spolier]
>finally got a gf
I did it lads. Don't lose hope.
>>29030564
are you a normie now or cyborg?
How did you do it? Story?
>something literally millions of people have
>thinks this is an accomplishment
/jp seems to think it doesn't since they temp banned me for asking
It's so weird looking at this photo. This is how women see men who have body pillows. No wonder they think they're disgusting.
>>29030575
To be fair, if you have a body pillow with a person on it you're probably not all there.
>>29030530
op your English is pretty bad
where is that time stamp?
>tfw little sister's friends are over and one of them says "Your brother is cute.">then your sister says "Yeah but he's a weirdo who looks at cartoons all day.
You cunt, damn you.
>>29030520
That just makes you cuter!
>>29030520
>"yeah..."
Your sister thinks you're cute, better try and hit that SENPAI
She's young so don't hold it against her. That would hurt though anon. Kids are brutal. I always imagine they're saying shit like this about me. Because I really need more reasons to feel like shit.
Where is my qt black gf? there are none in upstate new york. i'm white and only a 5'10 manlet, at least not 5'5 or something, (not a virgin or a neet)
>black "girls"
>qt
nice try, laqueesha de tay tay wah nay nay johnson
>>29030491
i didn't say all black girls are cute, most are ghetto and pretty gross, but there's a certain subset of qt black girls that i find extremely attractive. i am very much a white male
>>29030534
>throwing away your genes for a unicorn black girl
lmao
Do any of you here have Chad's or stacies for siblings. How has it affected you. How do they view you. Do your parents treat you differently
>>29030426
brother (younger) is sort of chaddish. it pisses me off. Not because I'm jealous but because he's a dick
My sister is pretty much a Stacey. We grew up playing video games and pretend games together. She started turning into a Stacey age 13 or so. She became very attractive and confident and she did great at school. She was in the popular crowd and tons of people wanted to date her. She only lost her virginity at 18 though to her long term boyfriend. She has people we refer to as "go to guys", because they exist only to buy her stuff and drive her places. She likes them but they hold 0% chance of any romantic relationship. My sister is very good to me and has always tried to help me overcome being a robot. She helps me choose clothes and I ask her opinion whenever I need to know what a real person would think. She got A* A A in her A levels and went to university for Business Studies. She's basically the queen of her flat and she has tons of friends. Whenever she's with us she's always on her phone. She's entitled and expects way too much of people. She has a hard time properly relaxing and expects us to drop everything to please her. But at the same time she is very caring when she wants to be and has never said or done anything to upset me.
My parents treat me better because I make much more of an effort with them than she does. Since she's so demanding and I'm not, that earns me a lot of favour. I never ask for anything and I cook and clean. She doesn't. She's a bit immature and even when she listens to you she's often more interested in her whatsapp conversation or some twitter bs. She's quite empty headed a lot of the time. I can say with 100% certainty that I'm the favourite, which is why she tries so hard to win the family's approval by doing well at uni/school. So even though I'm a NEET atm, I'm still #1 in my family.
Any questions?
not a sibling, but my cousin is an ultrachad successful automation/systems engineer that acts like a manly man power fantasy character from a 50s~80s movie
>be black girl
>notice that Asian and white women have the cutest men who also are the most intelligent
>Asian and white women don't even like the men of their race
>white women would rather date black thugs
>Asian women prefer fat white guys over even the hottest Asian guys
Why?
kill yourself, bebe, you ugly retard
>>29030380
<3 u 2 bb ',;^y
>be latino male
>nobody thinks your race is attractive
Why?
What is it with white people and the word "cheers"
>>29030310
It's a british thing.
But yes, us canadians and some americans use it. Often.
Even in a non-drinking context.
>>29030339
It just sounds so white it's painful
Maybe it's the fact that greetings like that are usually supposed to get something across but it's so bland and inoffensive that it couldn't possibly signify anything
>>29030432
'Cheers' isn't really a greeting.
But it can mean 'thanks', or 'goodbye'
Anyways, be glad I'm bland and inoffensive, because like most white guys my age, once I decide to bring it, you'll be fucked.
Prejudiced little shit.
>tfw realize i can accomplish a lot and be successful
>tfw also realize i'll still be alone forever
anyone have this feel or at this point already in life?
>>29030306
>why be successful in anything if there's no one around who you could show it off to?
>>29030306
Family's crippling alcoholism and damaged self esteem keeps me from turning into the things I hate most in this world. How fortunate I am :)
Knowing my options and possibilities of success and those outcomes though, doesn't really matter when I think, what if to be become successful I have to abandon the thought of seeing the world? Because what I want to do and what I know I can do doesn't fit the job description "travel to far away places"
Which is the only reason I would become anything. Otherwise I would be stuck in a lonely, embarrassing town with people and family I could do better off without working a shit job to pay for my own failures and shortcomings I can hardly blame on myself.
So yeah. I used to be a success as a child, then things just started falling apart on and off, slowly and much quicker, fluctuating pain and loss as I grow older and much more hateful towards the people I have had displeasure of seeing my entire life.
>Dig?
And I'm either too strange or outgoing for my peers programmed to act like adults and normal people or I'm what ever false rumor that has emerged in my younger years. What do I share in common with surrounded by people who intentionally strive to be so different?
I would write an essay or some novel on this newfound perspective but I can't see resentment and anger as an appropriate drive to write. But I sure would love for people to get a taste of just how shit and pathetic are in black and white. This would be my success, and I believe I can achieve this. But it's falling in love with myself and contempt with being alone more often than my longings for some pussy that causes me to sometimes believe I may be alone forever.
:)
>the only pic i have of me and her together, felt like I should share something original
>>29030859
>...."shit and pathetic *people* are in...."
okay listen up /r9k/, there's no pain as worse than trying to be a normie (or at least start a new life) when you're predestinated to be a robot :
>be me
>robot for now 5 years
>2nd year at uni
>want to change things in my life
>I feel that it's a little bit better, go to football, go outside in general
>I'm TRYING, I make EFFORTS etc
>but no
>still khv
>still 5% of girls contact
>still get ignored in group texting (even with this "seen" sort of shit)
>still no messages from people during weeks
>tfw the robot ride never ends
I feel so alone...
>>29030225
>robot for 5 years
so what were you before?
>>29030225
The fact that you're here and reading this means you aren't trying nearly enough.
>>29030285
I think he was a normie.
I love how OP complains about what situation he is in when I would take that over the hell of my life anyday.
