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Who else here /trumpsupport/
kys faggot trump
>not a real trump hat
kys
>>28989086
>>28989133
>"kys"
hello r*ddit. no one uses that abbreviation here.
Let's have another comfy thread, it's nice finding comfort in an otherwise harsh reality.
Share comfy pictures, comfy tunes and comfy dreams of yours
>I want to cuddle with a guy in my apartment during a snowy December evening - it's dark outside and the room is filled with an orange glow from the streetlights buzzly softly on the other side of the window. The view is nothing but snow flying post and covering everything in sight - but it's warm in our room. We're holding eachother in our arms, one of our hands clasping the others as we lie in bed with multiple, fluffy duvets and countless pillows - every time we shuffle we sink even deeper into our comfy den. There are a few candles lit, filling the air with a sweet cinnamon aroma and there's ambient music playing from my laptop that's humming quietly in the corner of the room - and we're just laying there, not speaking, but lovingly being in each-others company in this comfy sanctuary from the cold.
Also here's some comfy ambient / vaporwave:
2 8 1 4 - 2 8 1 4 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DleJqsPWUek
What is it about dark rooms that's so comfy?
Sitting in my garage watching the rain fall and I'm comfy
>>28986077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzstJqBg6Z4
this song always feels comfy for me
>Chad comes online
>stop responding to orbiter and talk to Chad instead
>orbiter still sending messages
if you post after this post you will receive the worst period cramps that you've ever experienced in your life
>>28984537
Orbiters need to be burnt at the stake desu. The moment you notice that girls don't reply to you fast enough it's a sign to get the fuck out permanently.
>>28984537
Let's turn this thread into a true robot GOOD feels
>tfw desperately alone but
>tfw you don't orbit girls and you will never do
>tfw at least you are not a cuck
>tfw reading al those roasties stories about guys getting cucked
Post your good feels brothers, fuck this fembot shit.
posting before that niiger makes one edition.
First for Louie.
The eternal struggle, to sleep and get up in time well rested tomorrow for work or watch YouTube videos till 3am.
3rd for arse
>be me
>be on phone with mom
> think I hanged up
> saying fucking kek
Turns out I didn't hang up
They misheard and think I called them cunts
How do I tell them what I said without explaining 4 chan to them
I'm 18 so if the knew about me being on this site i be revoked of internet privileges...
Just fuck
You tell them that you were worshipping your god kek and to punish you for that is discrimination on religious grounds
>>28981520
Tell them that kek is a trendy way to say lol
It's on Urban Dictionary, first Jewgle result for "kek"
>>28981545
I need a real answer anon that won't do shit
They're not stupid
>tfw there were no quirky, cute loner girls like Allison from The Breakfast Club at your school
Who else know this feel?
>>28981507
There were way too many at my high school.
There were a few in my school. AFAIK they also ended up with Chads.
>>28981507
They're all ugly and smell bad irl
>be black girl
>fail for the Tokyo is safe meme
>decide to go out drinking alone
>some random poo in loo at a bar asks me to go to karaoke with him
>my drunk brain thinks this sounds fun
>poo in loo keeps buying me free drinks
>end up getting Molested(probably raped too) by a poo in loo my first night out alone
I guess Tokyo is some what safe because I had 500$ on me and I was black out drunk, yet no one robbed me.
You probably shouldn't lead on and accept drinks from a strange whom you aren't sexually interested in, especially a horny Indian who thinks that you're into him.
>women make bad decisions
>this is news worthy
pick one
>>28981446
How big is Tokyo?
>>28981446
Why do you always post these fantasies?
It's always HEY GUYS I'M A BLACK GIRL IN JAPAN. Without a timestamp and proof.
Stop fabricating shit for complete strangers who don't care about you, nobody is impressed.
>tfw your family have begun bullying you as all your siblings encounter success while you struggle with constant failure
It has begun for me brobots. I have entered that stage in life
so, what do you wanna do about it?
>>28981464
that's the thing. I don't even know what to do.
>>28981529
define bullying
>"you're the whitest black guy i've ever met"
>"That was so much fun! Can my husband watch next time?"
>>28981378
>"you're such a cornball"
>"you're so goofy"
>>28981378
>Don't talk to Anon, he's an uncle Tom
Where can I find a girl who will be my GF under the agreement that I get up, stop being a NEET, get fit, start working, and all of that?
I feel like I am in a catch-22 position right now. I can't get a GF because I'm a jobless NEET shut-in but the only thing that will motivate me to not be a jobless NEET shut-in is having a GF.
A lot of people tell me "you cant love someone else unless you love yourself, confidence blah blah" but that is just gibberish to me. I will never love myself unless someone else loves me, and I will never better myself unless it is so I can make that person happy.
I know the problem is that why the heck would a girl want to wait on me? What would she get in return? Well all I can do is offer my word. I'll be the best that I can possibly be if she stays with me..
Is what I am asking for impossible to find for non-chads? is it hopeless?
Tried this with a man before. You won't change
>>28981358
Only a trap could ever be that loyal and supportive, and only under the arrangement that you validate him by finding him beautiful and pay for his hormones once you become successful.
Good luck out there, though.
>>28981387
Yes I would change.
How's your transition going, robots?
>tfw falling for the tranny meme was the best decision of my life.
>>28981351
what a fuckin loser
i told you that they are brainwashed
Just walking out of my clinic rn. HRT does nothing but give tits.
t. man with tits
Let's us know when you're going to off yourselves you mentally faggots so we can laugh.
Robots who went into engineering for college how hard is it really is it worth it? I was thinking of going into electrical engineering but im shit at math and I might fuck up.
>>28981342
Im working on my masters in chem e. Undergrad was easy grad school is not
>>28981419
What exactly is hard to you about chemical engineering which subjects suck ass etc?
>>28981419
Forgot to say that other people who got positions similar to my job made 1/2 of what I was making if they didn't have a degree (90k/45k respectively)
Our time is now robots,
Victory will be ours
Normie's will scream in pain
We will have our vengence
https://youtu.be/kEGuHdKn0Lc
shits about to go real'.
>>28981278
Shit has been going down lately keep it fucking going robots
>>28981278
thread yesterday was confirmed not the shooter
>>28981504
>>28981504
>>28981504
>>28981504
>teacher assigns seats
Thats a good thing. Takes the anxiety and pressure off of you when trying to find a place to sit.
>be fatbot
>late to school day 1
>my desk is connected to chair
>sat through an hour of class in pain because my intestines were crashed
>goes on for a month
>snap and don't eat, walk to school everyday for next 2 months
>lost enough weight i didn't belly lift the desk anymore
Felt good
I like when this happened. When they asked people to choose I always just stood there and waited until everyone was seated before looking where I'd fit in.
Anyone else super ashamed of themselves?
>>28981088
Knights are so cool
>>28982676
>tfw you'll never be a crusader murdering mudslimes with your bros
Why live
>>28981088
I have few thing to say:
1) Praise the sun
2) I am not ashamed of myself at all, this is retarded. Society is trying to shame me due to my life choices, like staying alone, or not having a drivers license, or playing vidya, or not taking drugs.
I am confident in my loner choices
