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>Chad comes online
>stop responding to orbiter and talk to Chad instead
>orbiter still sending messages
if you post after this post you will receive the worst period cramps that you've ever experienced in your life
>>28984537
Orbiters need to be burnt at the stake desu. The moment you notice that girls don't reply to you fast enough it's a sign to get the fuck out permanently.
>>28984537
Let's turn this thread into a true robot GOOD feels
>tfw desperately alone but
>tfw you don't orbit girls and you will never do
>tfw at least you are not a cuck
>tfw reading al those roasties stories about guys getting cucked
Post your good feels brothers, fuck this fembot shit.
God, juggling all of my conversations can be a real pain sometimes. Most of them can't take the hint that I want to end their conversation because there are people that I'd rather spend more time talking to. There needs to be a button or something to tell them to stop taking for a while or something.
>>28985915
>roastie trying to make me her orbiter asks for something
>reply "LMAOOO"
>>28986052
kek nice one, a roastie from my class that never even said hello to me asked me If I could buy her a can of soda, I stood up wen to pick the can and drank it in front of her.
It's fucking retarded and pathetic but I never felt so alpha in my life. Fuck this bitch.
I don't even want a Chad. I just want a cute boy to be affectionate with.
>mfw I'll never be a qt gf for anyone
>mfw I'm 5"2 and average but losing weight
>mfw I'm loyal, obsessive, and mentally ill
>mfw I'm me
>>28986236
>don't even know what mfw stands for
fuck off roastie.
>>28984537
i think it's pretty disgusting to refer to them as orbiters. then again, this is probably a guy
>tfw Chad sends you a dick pic but it's like 5 inches
At least he has confidence.
no one shares these feels, stop actin out
>>28986236
>>28986158
I hope any of you girls are real. Please add my KIK: nobodyspecial123321 if you want someone to talk to/and or be affectionate with. /lonely robot
>meet robot irl
>he doesn't buy me anything
>he thinks we're going to have sex
>won't stop skyping me
>have to abandon my tripcode
>>28986428
I'm MtF and I'll only add you if you're not going to be a dick about that.
>>28986450
u arent a real robot nutjob just stop
>>28986236
I'll one up you
>tfw I'll never be a qt gf
>tfw I'm 5'2" and fat and not losing weight because I eat my feelings because I'm constantly sad and/or borderline in tears
>tfw will always be ugly
Always, always, always be hideously ugly.
>>28986480
this is a fembot thread, go back to one of your women-hate circlejerks please
>>28986107
>a roastie from my class that never even said hello to me asked me If I could buy her a can of soda
This same thing happened at my job. I went and purchased a soda and a juice and I asked her which one she wanted, then we drank and talked for like ten minutes and went back to work.
During the next weeks she tried to talk to me again for several reasons but I always pretended to be really busy with work or in a hurry having to be somewhere else. When she wasn't over me all the time all I had to do is walk by her and say 'hi' on my way to the restroom, and that was enough to make her be all over me again. Rinse and repeat a few times and then I ended up ignoring her for good until we talked at a Christmas party.
Literally she introduced me to one of her friends and they both told me something along the lines of "we are very naughty sluts anon" and hinted that I could fuck them both. Moral of the story is that if you don't have a stick up your ass, talking to girls is piss easy; everything you need to do is to mind about our own business and stop ignoring her like 3% of the time. Also don't be an asshole.
>When the three other friends I talk to in mumble all individually confess to liking me
>They're all amazing friends with eachother
>Leave and slowly try to drift away because I KNOW that its going to get messy if I do nothing
>when you're trying to get rid of an orbiter and they try to make you feel bad by begging and whining
It's really selfish when that they try to paint me as the wrong one when I'm trying to help them by not taking advantage of them anymore.
>>28986475
Ofc I wouldn't, dw ^^. I'm not into trans people though, just so you know.
>>28986505
I starve myself and abuse diet pills and shit. It's not fun.
>>28986428
I don't have a kik
>these threads always get replies
>>28986601
I wish I could starve myself (I used to) but right now I pretty much only get out of bed for the sake of the dopamine rush I get when I eat something
today I didn't even get out of bed until just now (7pm) because I didn't want to eat because I'm "trying" to lose weight
>>28986549
I don't give a shit, I don't buy soda to bitches that want to drink cuck me, If you do it's okay I won't blame you.
Moral of the story is that you are a normie that got lucky. Happens all the time.
>>28986583
your hormones are fuckin up the flow of r9k
>>28986549
>Also don't be an asshole.
But where's the fun in that?
>>28986601
I have skype as well if anyone wants to add me. I'd rather not post it here though for reasons. :/
>>28986716
Post it, I'm the fat femanon, I'll add you maybe we can be friends if you're not a total normie
>>28986648
>Moral of the story is that you are a normie that got lucky. Happens all the time.
That could be you too. Being a 'normie' and a 'robot' are just some stupid memes that don't define you. You could change your edgy faggot attitude literally any day and your life would change.
>>28986673
>But where's the fun in that?
The fun comes when you put your dick inside a girl while the other one puts her finger inside your ass and whispers dirty stuff in your ear, and then they switch places. That's the fun of it.
>>28986791
>mfw females are meeting each other through r9k to share fem feels
>mfw no female friends because too autistic to have self esteem issue
>mfw I can't befriend females no matter what because we just can't relate and all they want to talk about is Chad and other grills' shortcomings in life
>tfw people want to get your personal contact
I'm really tired of it. It's the surefire way to kill my interest in someone. I don't even add anyone anymore because I know once they find out that I'm a girl, they'll stop being fun to talk to and start trying to flirt with me as if all of the conversations we had before meant nothing to them. They always tell me I'm interesting or fun to talk to but all of that gets thrown out the window once I tell them. Now I can't add anyone anymore because I hate having to go through that mess every time. Why can't any guys just be normal around me?
>>28986549
Shit man that's just being a decently attractive normie if it took that little effort
An ugly face robot wouldn't have a chance in hell
>>28986859
>Why can't any guys just be normal around me?
They have the dick and you have the pussy, I don't know why they have to put the dick in the pussy, but they really want to put the dick in the pussy.
Give them the pussy.Now you know why they can't be normal.
>>28986859
Or you could stop being an attentionwhore and just pretend to be a dude? Having online friends isn't hard when you're not an attention craving slut. Even in your retarded post in a chinese anonymous forum you had to mention that you're a girl to get some attention Jesus.
>>28986648
>drink cuck
This man is a true sage.
>>28986791
> mandelblomgren
>>28986859
because you are retarded. you continually befriend extremely thirsty guys because you enjoy the sheer amount of attention they give you
>>28986851
>>28986895
this is the first time im seeing girls...
.. yall should probably film a lesbo flick
>>28986801
>The fun comes when you put your dick inside a girl while the other one puts her finger inside your ass and whispers dirty stuff in your ear, and then they switch places. That's the fun of it.
I've done most of that. Being an asshole is more enjoyable.
>>28985915
I have one!
>start talking to roastie I knew in high school more than usual
>we get super close fast. I am there for her emotinally/ shower her with affection, which is what she has said she always wanted out of a relationship
>become really interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with her, so I finally muster up the strength to ask her out
>she turns me down, starts dating a Chad McThundercock almost a month later
>tells me about ALL the problems they are having. Apparently he is a huge douche and makes fun of her in front of his friends.
>of course! She wont dump him, that would make too much sense. She needs to her weekly dose of chad cock
>eventually, after ignoring my advice for the span of two months, she complains about him once again.
>tell her she is a dumb slut for staying with someone for only physical reasons, fuck off, and never to speak to me again followed by blocking her.
After all of this she sent me a bunch of messages on my phone, since she forgot to block me on there. I don't know if they are still dating, but I hear that the Chad is sleeping around with other girls. Serves that roastie right.
>>28984537
>when you check out your reddit and find out a strange discussion board where beta cucks worship you upon arrival even more than your FB orbiters
fembot feels xD
>>28986894
If you are ugly, it just means that you have to go for the ugly chicks. Everybody wants a beauty like Massie Williams, but beggars can't be choosers. I'm pretty sure sex with ugly girls feels just the same, also you can get in love and I suppose that would help. The bottom line is that you can improve your life if you stop making excuses and start working towards it.
>>28987044
*since I forgot to block her on there.
Sorry I have been drinking a little
>>28986859
Because most guys online are lonely and shower girls with attention, it's the sad truth no matter how many Robots say they wouldn't the majority of them will.
>>28986949
S-sorry senpai but girls are genuinely scary to me, to be quite honest with you, I've had some horrible experiences with being bullied by girls, it's like I attract the specific attention of ghetto af girls.
They seem to hate me for my sheer AUDACITY to vocalize human cyphers to a male that's orbiting them.
I am autistic, after all, were it not for the blessing of the vagina at birth meme, I'd be a robot and not a cyborg.
>>28985915
>MFW not showing any emotion to girls but still being an asshole
>>28987059
>beauty like Massie Williams,
I know you're being "funny" and trying to poke fun at how ugly she is
but I'm genuinely uglier than Masie Williams and I want to kill myself I hate you
>>28986895
There are other girls out there that they would have better luck with but even when I try to hint this to them, they don't stop. I'll tell them things like they don't even know what I look like or that we live far from each other and it would never work out but that doesn't deter them in the slightest.
>>28986912
I'm not trying to be an attentionwhore. Guys can say tell the truth about their gender online, why shouldn't I be able to? Why should I settle for being thought of as a guy when that's not what I really am?
I'm not mentioning I'm a girl for attention, I'm mentioning it because it's relevant to my post. I don't ever let people know unless it's necessary because of the mess I was talking about in that post.
>>28986948
Then show me where to find non-thirsty guys because all I've been doing is talking to people that shared my interests. Most of them come from /r9k/ and /v/ with a few from /soc/ but all of them share the fact that they'll stop being my friend the moment they find out I'm a girl.
>>28987193
I agree. There was even one that told me that they weren't looking for a relationship so I felt confident about telling him. After that he wouldn't be able to keep up a normal conversation anymore and he basically forced me to block him completely. He ended up adding my again with a new account when I gave it out in a thread just so I didn't know it was him and tried to beg for me to talk to him again but it was too late already.
>>28987059
>tfw have "ugly" single mom gf
she treats me like a living god though so I don't know. the memes tell me it's wrong, but so far she has treated me better than any of my past femanon weeb gfs
she also pays for our dates and shit
OI fegs
Add me on kik
FishdickNotloc
I will make fun of you
-bored/lonely/19 year old robot
>>28987326
Thats because she is an extremely low value partner. Personally I'd rather die alone than raise a kid who isn't my own but I do understand the appeal of having a gf that takes no effort on your part
>>28987314
u wildin out
>>28985915
>tfw roastie trying to make me do stuff for her
>"please anon, you're the best on this"
>reply: "I know I'm the best"
>I stop replying
feels good butI'm still desperately alone too
keep dancing, roaches
Why aren't you hoes riding on my dick right now? Less talking, more fuckin'
>be studying all semester
>sit at front of class making detailed notes because nobody to talk to
>in library doing class assignment
>qt girls from class come up to me a couple of days before assignment needs to be handed in, asking for some guidance, they havent even started and didn't even say please
>tell them im busy and return to my work
fuckin bitches aint getting my help.
>>28987314
>Then show me where to find non-thirsty guys
basically the only way to tell is if he has a good head on his shoulders. if he has a lot of good things going on in his life, then he couldn't care less about some online girl's vagina (most likely because he gets enough IRL). he will just treat you like a human being and continue taking about interesting stuff with you
since you are looking in places filled with depressed/lonely people, neets who do nothing all day, and meat-markets like soc it only makes sense that most guys you encounter are going to be thirsty af
>>28987242
maisie is only "celebrity ugly" tho.
she's like a real world 6+, so being uglier than her just means you're average.
>>28987587
you /didgreatinhighschoolbecausenosocialdistractions/ too?
>>28987731
she's ugly to your average dude, which means im like a 2/10
>>28987381
I don't know. I like kids a lot so it doesn't bug me. If it goes long term I'll just turn her into my own personal baby making factory anyway.
It helps that she only had 1 kid I guess. But just crazy to me that a single mom is better and more mentally stable than the weeb femanon exes I've had
>>28986025
yea its called the "k" button. works like a charm
>>28986025
The fuck? Just say you're busy, youre messaging lots of people, brb, see you later, or choose to silently exit the conversation when it dies down and reaches a lull
It's not that hard
>>28987587
kek, the only time women even try to talk to me is when they want help with something. Get fucked roasties. I'm a KHV so if they can feel for one second the misery I do all the time, I'm satisfied.
>>28987765
because shes a fucking normie dude
Get off my board normies
We don't want you here
Reeeeee
>>28987314
My God, that's pathetic. I have to wonder if I would act that way, though, if the situation occured.
>>28987314
Why would you ever befriend males online?
How do you get an orbiter?
I don't have one. I want one.
>>28990096
Just make a profile in your favourite social network and wait
>>28984537
Never had an orbiter before, at least I don't think s
lmao fugg spurdo :-DDDDD
her trip is #haha you idiots
>>28987396
haha yeh she wildin
>>28990096
I'll orbit you if you're cute and live nearby.
>>28990418
Not a true fembot without at least one orbiter
>my orbiter was orbiting half a dozen different girls
>tell him he has to devout himself to me and me alone or we're through
>he drops me and keeps orbiting those other sluts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT DANIEL
>>28990550
If you care about them then why do you call them an orbiter
>>28984537
You roastie fucks aren't allowed to post Kumiko
>>28990723
Because he's MY orbiter damnit.
So I always make sure to post my pic (face obscured) whenever I talk to people online so they know I'm a girl.
Yet they still don't give me free stuff. What gives? I thought I was supposed to get a free pass in life as female.
Where's my privilege?
Perhaps I need to start using twitch and streaming the most beta games ever, like anime garbage? Whatever will get me the most beta orbiters to buy amazon stuff
help plz. no girl should have to work in modern world
>>28990516
Are you sure? I'll probablystep all over you.[/spoiler ]
Where do you live?
is it very weird for a girl to have jerked off her brother at some point?
Like 3 times at most.
>brother had phimosis
>had no idea what it was at the time, but knew brother needed privacy to treat it for a few months
>confront brother about it
>he says he'll show me when mom isn't home
>get home from school with brother
>brother always gets a little snack and get a drink before going into his room to do his stretching exercises
>since we're home alone I go into brother's bedroom
>he had just finished up his snack and about to start his treatment
>he takes off his pants and underwear and shows me his penis
>his foreskin completely covers the head, he shows me that he can't retract his foreskin past the urethra opening
>he applies a topical cream and shows me he's supposed to stretch it a bit everyday for a few months until the skin retracts all the way to reveal the head
>he showed me a pamphlet that the doctor gave him to show me what a normal penis is supposed to look like
long story short : I played with his foreskin a bit that day, but no orgasm was had. Then a month later I gave my first handjob. Then some time later when he was able to retract his skin all the way, mom bought him porn as a reward for his patience and we looked at it together while I jerked him off.
>>28991088
this is pretty hot desu senpai
>>28991234
Is phimosis really that serious that you need treatment? Yes that's weird. I swear white people are crazy.
>>28991234
Yes, it's weird. Hopefully you didn't fuck him up sexually or fuck up his ability to form relationships as an adult.
>>28991338
Yes.
Phimosis makes sex painful and dangerous. It also makes urination inconvenient and makes cleaning nearly impossible. Once the guy is able to retract his penis all the way, he needs to clean the smegma . Then he has to get used to having his sensitive glans being exposed.
>>28984537
>roasties thinking they have it just as bad as robots
>>28991359
He grew up okay I think. He has had girlfriends and has friends. His girlfriends don't look like me or anything so I don't think I gave him a sister complex.
But during that time when I learned about his condition he was more open to me about his nudity when we were home alone. He would walk around naked , didn't mind getting dressed in front of me, and he would talk to me about how he can masturbate so much better now . I felt happy for him instead of being disgusted by it. I feel like I should have been offended by it when I think back on it.
>>28985737
"Desu"
Speak English, faggot.
>tfw he is only using you for sex but you keep calling him anyway
>>28991522
literally this fucking new
kill yourself
>me and bf both play neopets
>it spirals out of control
>we get lewd about it
>now I want to cosplay as an Aisha and be his own personal neopet
>>28991522
who let this faggot out of reddit
>>28986511
>this is a fembot thread, go back to one of your women-hate circlejerks please
no such thing as fembots you fat roastie slut. go bitch about your problems to one of your faggot friends you dumb ho because nobody here gives the slightest fuck.
>>28986583
>It's really selfish when that they try to paint me as the wrong one when I'm trying to help them by not taking advantage of them anymore.
no, youre the selfish one. if you were trying to do the right thing you'd just delete or block them once they've made their intentions clear and you're not interested. why dont you do that? oh its because you want to try to take advantage of them to get favors later on. kill yourself you roastie hypocrite.
>>28991616
This is autism if I've ever seen it.
But at least you seem happy.
>>28986859
>I'm really tired of it. It's the surefire way to kill my interest in someone. I don't even add anyone anymore because I know once they find out that I'm a girl, they'll stop being fun to talk to and start trying to flirt with me as if all of the conversations we had before meant nothing to them. They always tell me I'm interesting or fun to talk to but all of that gets thrown out the window once I tell them. Now I can't add anyone anymore because I hate having to go through that mess every time. Why can't any guys just be normal around me?
it's very obvious that you're nothing but an attention whore. why tell them you're a girl? why say you're a girl on r9k? oh because you're a retarded attention whore, fuck off roastie.
>>28987765
>I don't know. I like kids a lot so it doesn't bug me. If it goes long term I'll just turn her into my own personal baby making factory anyway.
you don't seem to understand that you're only a provider to her, not a potential mate. if she ever wants to have another kid, it won't matter if you've been providing for her and her child for the past 10+ years, she'll want to get knocked up by someone she sees as alpha and then have you raise a second child that isn't yours as well.
>>28989629
>Why would you ever befriend males online?
because she's a desperate thirsty attention whore, its obvious anon.
>>28990868
>Because he's MY orbiter damnit.
you deserve all the pain you got and i hope it happens to you a thousand times more before you die miserable and alone you fat roastie whore.
>getting shit on just for being a certain gender
If this isn't robothood I don't know what is
>>28991874
>If this isn't robothood I don't know what is
Being denied sex all your life. Being denied social activities all your life. Being a recluse.
These things fit more than getting shit on as a repercussion of what had happened to the robots prior in their lives.
It's like being upset nobody trusts lions (even though a lion might toy with you and kill you).
Why would you like an orbirter anyway?
Anyone here ugly/slightly less than decent looking get really conceited when around an ugly guy?
Like you pretend to be all nice to a guy and feel all proud about how you're the hottest girl to have ever been really nice to him?
>>28987314
Bitch you are on an anonymous image board, you're an anon first and a Grill second. I shouldn't under any circumstances know anything about you, unless you want my attention.
Fembots, what happens if you pee and don't wipe?
I don't know why, but I find it super hot when girls pee outside, partly for this reason
>>28986859
...but guys flirt with guys all the fucking time? I'm a guy and I flirt with fucking anyone and everyone.
Also, what's your skype?
Do any of you fembots actually like short guys?
Like I'm 5'3-5'4 and I wonder if there are any chicks that like short guys, I'm not a KV at least but still I feel like the odds are stacked against my favor.
>>28991985
No because even ugly guys expect a 10/10 supermodel because of easy access to porn and camgirls that they can just pay to be nice to them. I hate ugly men tbqh because they're the meanest and have the biggest entitlement complexes of what they want in a girl. I know fucking landwhale guys who don't want a gf over 99lbs, sort of like that.
>>28992060
Nothing, my vagina just smells like piss.
>>28992111
I'm ugly and I don't have high expectations, as long as a chick is nice to me and isn't hideous then she's fine with me.
>>28992111
Have you ever peed in front of anyone else? Have you ever peed outside?
>>28986549
>>28986801
>pandering works guys!
>just don't be an edgy faggot
>is still an edgy faggot
Go catch AIDS, or maybe dignity
>>28984537
>being so insecure you have orbiters
>>28986025
>not removing anyone you dont like talking to
>>28986384
>not removing anyone who sends you dick pics
>>28986450
>expecting someone to buy you shit on the first meeting
>>28990550
>implying you werent talking to 5 other cucks
>>28991533
kys
none of you are fembots you're the definition of attention whore rostie, get out, stop calling yourself a fembot, remove any pictures of yourself online, delete any profiles you have, burn any forms of identification, kys, ask someone to cremate you and mix the dust into the "cleanup" of a porn set
>>28986851
>>28986859
>>28991874
only feels I've felt in this thread
real fembots pretend to be guys whenever they talk to anyone online
>>28991985
>get really conceited when around an ugly guy?
Every whore does this.
How stinky are your fembot butts?
>>28992135
Yes I pee in front of my bf and on him all the time. He pees in front of me and on me, esp in the shower.
One time I peed in my car because I really needed to go to the bathroom and was desperate but in a suburban area. Ended up peeing in a bottle. Cop car parked behind me. Obviously almost shat myself when I noticed.
But generally I pee outside a lot with no one around if I'm driving somewhere and there aren't bathrooms around I'll pull over and pee. Usually only in rural areas where there's literally no one around.
I have a small bladder so it hurts to even hold it 30 min
>>28991395
>>28991513
you got a caring sister thing going on maybe a bit past sexual boundaries i understand andthat's hotbut you were caring for his condition overall. you're coolio, i guess
>>28992180
>How stinky are your fembot butts?
Depends on whether this is a BRAAAAAAAP thread or not.
>>28992201
That's hot, I'd love to have a gf who was down to earth like that. How did you manage to successfully pee in a bottle? It seems hard to pull off with female anatomy.
When you pee outside, how do you position yourself?
And do you prefer watching guys pee with their foreskin pulled back or forward?
>>28986158
>muh feelins WAHHH I want a cute boy because I'm gril
Fuck off roastie
>>28991985
I know what you mean. I imagine most anons are the stereotypical neckbeard losers and that makes me a hidden goddess among them pretty much.
>>28991234
Totally fucking fake, but if not that's super hot and you're a good sister.
How old was your brother? How nice does his dick look now that he cured his phimosis?
>>28992080
this isn't a common thing, you're just gay.
>>28992212
Thank you!
After the whole treatment thing he went back to being more private about his nudity . For the next few months he would tell me about his masturbation adventures (how much he can fap in one day, or different methods of masturbating) . Did nothing sexual together after that 3rd handjob.
>tfw you're down to your last few orbiters because of a mishap
I shall cherish them dearlytaking applications for orbiters
>>28992157
ur a cool guy anon
i hope you find a qt bf someday
Asian fems, do you get along with Latinas? And vice versa
>>28992400
Why do you need them?HASH:i5hg5gcxgf34bn65bhg
>>28992400
what was the mishap
>>28992400
Are you guys baiting because you're doing a very fine job at pissing me off.
>>28984537
>women
>feelings
absolutely 1000% epic bait
Why do roasties have to give real fembots a bad name?
>>28992460
staceys give fembots a bad name the same way chads give robots a bat name.
>>28992360
np just hope you are actually as chill as i imagine
>>28992421
>asian women
>literally 2 billion of them
>latinas
>1/4 billion
>expecting to get a meaningful generalization
Boy, you sure have faith in stereotyping.
>>28992460
where were u when the vaginas swallowed us
Fembots, would you date a Latino guy as long as he wasn't the ghetto type?
(not Latino myself, just curious)
>roastie
>people talk about it as if it was a character flaw
>>28992415
thanks bud
>>28992487
no robots hate chads and chads pity bots, fembots hate stacies and stacies pretend to be bots for the attention of robots
>>28992400
I only have one orbiter. Having more than one is such a highschool thing. My old oribiters matured enough to let go of their feelings for me and started living out their own lives. My only orbiter is my best friend. I don't call him an orbiter in real life, but he's an orbiter in /r9k/'s eyes. I told him I've been fucking multiple guys at once and he's been acting more distant towards me. He used to love cuddling me, holding my hand, and trying to grope me , but lately he hasn't tried getting touchy with me . He's still nice to me, but it's like he went from wanting me to just wanting to be my friend.
>>28991088
New Zealand.
Pls bully me and take all my money thx.
>>28992507
No ofc not. Why would you think otherwise?
>>28992507
There's no race or ethnicity I wouldn't date, as long as he had the right kind of personality and a decent life.
>>28992548
>implying you're not a white guy
>>28992540
>I told him I've been fucking multiple guys at once and he's been acting more distant towards me. He used to love cuddling me, holding my hand, and trying to grope me , but lately he hasn't tried getting touchy with me . He's still nice to me, but it's like he went from wanting me to just wanting to be my friend.
This shit makes me angry. FUCK OFF. WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN? !!!
>>28992536
I don't hate stacies. Women being jealous is such a meme.
>>28992554
are you white? how many races of guy have you dated?
![Childhood+was+a+lie_c40aa7_4616840[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Da8oUf.jpg "Childhood+was+a+lie c40aa7 4616840[1]")
>>28992571
>this entire thread
It's got to be bait.
>>28992554
Yeah right. You wouldn't date a black guy or an indian just like most people here.
>>28992566
They'll say yes to not hurt your feelings.
>>28992573
then youre not a fembot, its not about jealousy its about disliking their behavior
>>28991558
>>28991660
I agree with his statement. Talk English instead of Twitter Ebonics you disgusting porch monkeys.
>>28992571
Learn what? Doesn't seem like she has a problem with the situation. It's gross being groped by a friend, and hard to get them to stop.
>>28992603
you're definitely a white guy. and who cares about hurting feelings on 4chan? I'm white anyway.
>>28992609
I don't hate everyone whose behavior I dislike.
>mfw i only come to these kind of threads to steal the cute anime girls that are posted
>>28992571
imagine having a somewhat attractive guy friend who can't keep his hands off of you suddenly stop staring at your tits and stopped trying to touch you all of the time. It's an empty feeling especially when you're single and he was probably one of the few guys that actually liked you for you while every other guy you fucked was just looking for some easy pussy. We were friends since highschool. He's the only current friend I have that's known me through the good and bad.
>>28984537
>want a robot bf
>Try talking to a few guys (obviously with me pretending to be a guy too), to weed out the good ones from the shitty ones that would replace me and drop me if given the chance
>take my potential list down from 10 to 2, after 8 said they despised women/had porn addiction/wouldnt stop talking about sex+porn+hentai+whatever.
>find out the only Im interested in are unironically devoted to their waifus
>The robot i'm into loves a 2D girl more than he ever will me.
Why does this hurt so fucking much? I mean, I finally found a real robot who was as inexperienced as me (KHHV), and he's had a waifu for 3 years.
I'm not even gonna try at this point. He seems happier with his waifu than any real girl could make him.of course his waifu is some blonde hair/blue eyes Stacy slut. Pic related
Fembots, describe your ideal schlong
>>28992626
>definitely a white guy
Sure thing friendo
>>28992603
>it's a racist cunt projects his prejudice onto others episode
>>28992617
See
>>28992655
Dumb roastie
>>28992659
Cosplay as said waifu?
>>28992659
At least give him credit for having a real waifu instead of a generic moe anime slut.
>>28992626
>you're definitely a white guy. and who cares about hurting feelings on 4chan? I'm white anyway.
Lel you hate bashed white guys without realizing the guy you were talking to was a self-deprecating shit skin.
Continue being a dipshit, stacey
>>28991522
Hello, newfriend!
Typing the acronym of "To Be Honest", as in, the first letter of each word doesn't work, and the robot will automatically change it to "desu".
>>28992659
>tfw waifu loving master race
Feels good
>>28992655
sounds like you should've given your pussy to him. sorry this is the most repeated story ever
>>28992580
White, only dated my own ethnicity so far. I don't live in a very diverse country, and what color we do have is pretty strictly limited to the uneducated social class so I never even get introduced to them.
>>28992603
Hot black men are the hottest men. I've seen very attractive Indian guys too. But a hot guy who has shit shit together can afford to be choosy regardless of what race he is and has no reason to be interested in me. Also for some reason more desirable guys seem to tend to prefer their own kind.
>>28992718
Didn't I tell you porch monkey niggers to fuck off back to Twitter or /r/blackpeopletwitter and stay there?
>>28992675
I'm not racist though. It's a trend I've seen on here. I'm not associating this trend with regular women who don't use 4chan, but with fem"bots"
>>28992655
I didn't know this was a justice thread
>>28991522
get the fuck off of this board
this comment is original
>>28992750
Racial preferences does not invalidate other races from being dated you insufferable insecure sperg.
>>28992735
>Also for some reason more desirable guys seem to tend to prefer their own kind.
Inversely, the same is said for more desirable women.
>>28992659
>talking shit about Beato
I named my bird after her.
you roasties are living in an alternate dimension
>>28992769
Kill yourself under fag
>>28992685
Cosplayers are all attentionwhore trash and deserve to be burnt to the ground, according to him, and I somewhat agree.
>>28992709
I don't know much about this waifu, to be honest. She's a magician or something?
She looks like a generic Milf-tier, possibly femdom girl.
>>28992724
If waifus make you happy, that's what you should love.
>>28992735
What country are you from? And do you have a big booty?
fembots, do you have stinky toes?
>>28992785
Make me buddy.
>>28992789
She looks like she's from some obscure JRPG, or at least is not a very important character in any well known JRPG otherwise I'd have seen her before.
That's a good indication he has a good waifu.
>>28992789
>possibly femdom girl.
Truly patrician taste. Don't you dare bother this man.
>>28986859
Because every guy who can't talk to girls in real life tries it with every girl they speak to online because the rejection doesn't sting as much when a random stranger on the internet tells them to fuck off.
>>28992776
Do you know much about her?
I want to know more about his waifu so i can try to act like her for him.
>>28992818
I think shes from some Visual Novel.
>>28984537
>Yfw you're the orbiter
>>28992852
>I want to know more about his waifu so i can try to act like her for him.
>trying to compete with 2d
This is a race you will never win
>>28992774
I'm well aware I'm not very desirable, and I've made my peace with that.
>tfw no girl to orbit
Feels bad, honestly
>>28992818
She's from one of the most widely known visual novels of all time Doj, jeez you have no cred.
>>28992852
She's smug, crazy, sadistic and delights in emotionally tormenting the main character who refuses to believe in magic. But besides that she's a proper, cultured and intelligent lady.
>>28992659
trying to be friends with someone with the intent of eventually making them your bf seems like a bad idea
whenever I get desperate enough to try and get a bf I never pretend to be a guy so I know what kind of guy they are and how they would treat me knowing I was a girl
what happens if you get attached to them and then they abandon you JUST because they found out you were girl?
I mean you ARE lying to them so I get why they would, and I've had dudes remove me for that same reason, but why would you put yourself in that situation?
>>28992852
Fucking shit dude, she's from a VN that was huge 6/7 years ago. Honestly this board is cancer. Unimeko is what it's called btw.
She's smug, arrogant, clever, and underhanded.
>>28992890
Why would you want to orbit someone, wouldn't you prefer to have a gf?
>>28992836
Which is weird considering it's pretty much the same ordeal.
>>28992852
I found her.
http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Beatrice
Good luck, seems like you will need to develop some mental illnesses to get there.
>>28992903
I think visual novels are fucking boringexcept for Ace Attorney.
>>28992887
I'm sure you're a qt
post your European butt, pls
>>28992852
>trying to act like beato
good luck also your bf has a shit waifu
>>28992925
That would also be pretty good, honestly
>earlier today
>live with friend
>he's cool with me inviting my boyfriend over and fucking in front of him (studio apartment, there's no bedrooms)
>he's on his computer posting on forums while watching porn on the side (he doesn't fap, but he likes looking at story driven porn or well drawn/animated porn)
>he's wearing headphones while watching incest porn
>apparently the mom is licking honey offl of her son's penis to clean it and friend blurts out "oh my god. This is the stupidest mom ever!"
>boyfriend and I stop fucking and laugh out loud
>>28992925
finding an online gf is harder than finding a girl to orbit
>>28992930
>age 1000+
>>28992935
This desu
Lambadelta > Bernie > Erika > Beato> the rest > EVA
>>28992104
no.
you'll never find anyone that does and I am a woman. Its like asking if anyone actually likes ugly guys
>>28992852
http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Beatrice some shitty character from some sappy weeb nerd novel or something. i've ditched most forms of anime at like, 16 honestly, and most girl voices sound like terrible squeaking killing machines. i'm fucking glad i naturally started disliking it, honestly. my older brother was hooked on this same exact umineko shit like 2-3 years ago.
>>28992989
are you actually a woman?
>>28992104
Only if you're those kind of guys that are small body big voice. Mouse guys are fucked.
>>28992939
i come from the same fucking thread and it's true, she acts so fucking stupid i don't know whether to fap or laugh
>>28993022
I would say my voice is medium pitched, if that's what you mean.
I've had girls interested in me, but it's far and few between and I've never really got I was into, except for once but I blew my chance.
>>28986601
Aww fuck :/ please take care of yourself sweetheart those things will fuck you up
>>28992659
>he's an Uminekofag
Dump him and get with me, I actually have good taste. Also you might be barking up the wrong tree with him, since Beatrice is a tranny.
>>28992104
I'm 5'10" and dated a guy who was 5'2".
I'm cool with dating short guys as long as you don't constantly complain about it. It was nice for the few first months, then he become more comfortable talking to me about his insecurities and suddenly all he wanted to talk about was how sad he was. Don't make a big deal about your height. Don't constantly blame your problems on being short. Don't act too offended when someone makes fun of your height.
Be cool. Never be violent. When you want to talk smack, don't sound angry about it.
>>28986236
lost me at loyal. Fucking fuck all these retarded brainwashed /pol/normies being fooled into wanting "closed relationships". How the fuck are so many people too stupid to realize that relationships are an unhealthy and destructive construct and that people should just freely associate and cuddle/fuck whoever they want?
>>28992612
At least you tried
This is totally original
>>28993066
I'm not even insecure about being short anymore, and if I had a gf who cared about me I'd be even less insecure. I was very insecure about my height when I was young though, but I stopped caring for the most part.
And I can definitely take a joke, I just don't like being picked on constantly. I try to be as easy going as possible.
Did the height difference between you guys make the sex interesting?
>>28992938
I could be physically attractive with some effort, that's not what makes me undesirable. I'm mentally ill, which is reflected in my appearance, I don't take care of it. There's no point and I don't have that kind of energy and consistency. It's the insanity that makes me undesirable and there's nothing I can do about that.
>>28992940
But wanting a gf is just as easy as wanting someone to orbit.
>>28992653
Same here.
>>28992345
Flirting with other dudes is hella common, though. The most awkward thing is
>pretend flirting with a person on skype or steam
>they turn out to be a girl or an actual homosex trap
>They either reject your joke advances or want to take the relationship further
>have to awkwardly distance yourself from them until you never speak to each other again
>>28992866
Disgusting. There's nothing worse than you fucks inflating the already massive ego of a roastie.
>>28992966
top tier list
>>28993124
>pretend
Whatever helps you sleep at night, orbiter.
>>28992932
Oh shit, >>28993111 was meant for you not >>28992938
>>28993111
yeah but baiting for a girl to orbit is more likely to get a reply than baiting for a gf with the >tfw no blablabla
>>28993171
oh okay, well if we knew each other and you were nice to me I wouldn't be bothered by your mental illness, I would just want to cuddle you and make you feel better.
What country are you from?
>>28993186
You think you're going to find a girl to orbit here? Good luck.
>>28993110
Sex was okay. There was some positions we had to make adjustments more because of the height differences. Doggy style was a bit tiring for him because he would have to arch his entire body a certain way to do me from behind. He couldn't fuck me up against a wall, but that was okay because I hardly ever do that with my boyfriends. We unintentionally did a lot gentle femdom stuff.
Being out with him in public was more bothering than the sex stuff since people feel the need to point out short he is. A lot of people thought I was his older sister.
>>28987314
Hi. Wanna be friends? :3
I'm a girl btw.
Keep dancing for me, roaches
>desperately needing sleep
>decide to spend my last waking moments searching in this thread for a gf
>nothing
fuck you... FUCK YOU ROASTIES!!!!
now im going to cry myself to sleep
>>28993169
W-what constitutes as orbiting?
I've only bought a stranger a gift with money once(steam game), and that was because they gave me a gift (steam game)first and a drawn picture as well.
>>28993234
I guess you could have did lazy doggy to alleviate that probem.
The gentle femdom stuff is cute, though.
Would you date another short guy if you liked him? It sucks that people point out the height difference, but you shouldn't let that affect your opinion on him.
>save cum for gf always
>due to extenuating circumstances don't see her for going onto 7 days
>really need release but I'm so close and I *should* see her tomorrowI hope she teases it for a few hours before letting me finish
>>28985915
> tfw you barely associate with anyone you don't have to
> tfw you pretty much have undiagnosed schizoid Personailty disorder
> tfw when you don't have to deal with roasties and their beta orbiters bullshit
Feels good maine
Who /notlookingforarelationship/ here? The best feeling in the world is leading a guy on until that indescribable moment when you crush his world. Emotional attachments are the greatest source of enjoyment you'll ever find. You have to give it a try someone.
>>28993277
I'm a tall girl so I get that I won't meet plenty of guys that are my height so I'm open to the idea of taking short guys. Thing is I would rather date short guys that don't look their age rather than short guys that have a full on beard and body hair.
Like any guy, he has to have genuine confidence and not complain about their insecurities too much.
>>28993267
Are you trying to be friends with someone with the exceptions or hopes of getting into their pants?
If not, you are not an orbiter.
>>28989629
Not her but I do it too. Because I'm just that lonely. Most people you can befriend online are guys. Friendships between women work much better in real life, most women stick to those.
>>28993350
>Like any guy, he has to have genuine confidence and not complain about their insecurities too much.
Well you're not the type of girl to console your mate, are you? More likely to say fuck off and appease your own. Shallow, shallow.
>>28993359
>exceptions
Expectations*
>tfw chubby christmas cake weeb
>tfw no bf
>tfw weird, socially awkward weeb tendencies rubbed off on little brother
>tfw he had sex before I did>tfw lost virginity to him 3 years ago
>>28993311
Just fap nigga
>>28993124
>hella common
for you
you didn't specify it as pretend flirting last time. i joke flirt with friends too, just y'know, i'm certain we'll never go through with it
>>28993393
Greentext that shit it sounds interesting.
>>28992996
yes. iamawomanrobot
>>28993381
It's not shallow to prefer confident people. Everyone prefers confident people, that's why confidence is considered a good trait to have.
>>28993395
No I want to save it for her and I revel in the paina little, it's starting to get really tender, jeez.
>>28993359
Guess I'm not an orbiter at all, because I've completely given up on getting into anyone's pants a long time ago.
Is it alright for a guy to be skinny to the extent I am? Currently 125lbs and 5'10".
>>28993381
I don't mind people talking to me about their problems, but don't suddenly let your guard down months into the relationship and feel like you have to talk to me about every little thing you hate about yourself and every bad thing that has happened to you all at once.
>entertaining these attention whore
For shame.
>>28993432
confident people can slip up and complain about insecurities. It's called being human. Shallow lady.
>>28993455
Back to wizchan with you, my dude.
I don't initiate conversation unless I am curious about something, and even then it could be as short as "Question?" followed with an answer that leaves no further room for related questions. Sometimes someone will claim to have a vagina and that makes it hard to ask them questions, as suddenly I will look like a creep and they will be less likely to answer my questions. I don't ask anything invasive, I just ask whatever question strikes my fancy that the person I am asking the question of may have some idea enough about to provide some kind of answer. But a girl can interpret this as trying to get into her pants, and may stop responding if I ask questions too frequently even if they are blatantly innocent questions. My demeanor is innocent, my humor is innocent, people usually assume I am a teenager, when in fact I am simply curious. I don't even pester people that often, so it's not like I have to worry about pestering girls in particular, but the thought is still there and it bothers me. In the end, though, I know what I am, and I am not thirsty, but curious. I am curious.
>>28993350
So you'd rather date young looking short guys?
Interesting, I think I look my age but young at the same time, I have some facial hair but nowhere near a full beard, and I have no chest hair.
>>28993393
Post location and I'll be your boyfriend.
That shit with your brother is weird but I can look past it so long as it wasn't a regular thing.
>>28993460
Well she said not to complain about them "too much". That can be pretty exhausting when someone does that. Of course you can have heart to hearts about your insecurities sometimes though.
Then again I don't want to speak for whoever you're responding it.
>>28993460
That ain't what she was talking about though. She said
>he has to have genuine confidence and not complain about their insecurities too much.
That's describing someone confident who slips up occasionally and complains about their insecurities EXACTLY. You're engaging in some goalpost moving just so you can call women shallow for looking for attractive traits in guys instead of dating them out of charity. Fuck off.
>>28993413
>brother is 5 years younger than me
>started flirting with me pretty heavily when he hit puberty
>obviously into me for some reason
>look around his computer once and find a shitload of incest hentai
>figure he'll get over it and we'll both move on
>years later
>couldn't make it to his 18th birthday because I had work
>he stops by to hang out and play video games
>I'd already made up my mind by that point that I was going to fuck him because I was getting desperate for a man
>casually bring up how he used to flirt with me
>start coming onto him hard
>he bites and we fuck on my really nice couch
Since these are going to get asked, I'll answer them now.
>missionary position
>no condom, I started on the pill a while in advance in case
>he was okay, kind of just humping wildly but I still came pretty hard because of how wrong it was
>since I was on the pill I made him finish inside
>>28993498
It is a semi-regular thing. Every couple weeks for the past three years. Less and less often since he got a real girlfriend who isn't chubby and weird and his sister.
>>28993498
Why would she want to be your girlfriend you thirsty sperg?
>>28993485
this kinda happens a bit to me too. like i wanna talk but i just try to make it as less sexual as possible so i don't seem like a walking penis and i end up saying absolutely nothing. the conversation goes stale and dies and she obviously moves on. i go grey in the background. still trying my best to fix that though, it's getting better i guess.
>>28993455
>>28993471
the OP pumped a thread with 1 reply after 1 hour, then another reply after 1 hour after it got 0 replies
>>28993517
>It is a semi-regular thing. Every couple weeks for the past three years.
Okay that's fucked up.
Still post location though I don't even care.
>>28986549
>virgin thinks he's a hot shit stud
So funny when they do this.
>Its easy, just exist where there are women around.
You didn't fuck them though did yo
>But I could have!
>tfw I only obsess over one girl at a time
>tfw any other females are just friends
All those fem'bots' whining about how they can't find male friends, only befriend guys who already have a gf or a oneitis.>tfw not actually a good friend because I'm more boring than the average femaleLike the only thing I have decent knowledge of is 'muh japanese anime porn'.
>>28993485
>I don't initiate conversation unless I am curious about something, and even then it could be as short as "Question?" followed with an answer that leaves no further room for related questions.
Fuck I know this. How the fuck do people even start and carry conversations? I don't get it.
>>28993516
>She said >he has to have genuine confidence and not complain about their insecurities too much.
"Too much" is "any complaint at all" to roasties. Any amount of an unattracive trait is "Too much" of it.
>>28993485
You sound like your problem isn't being seen as thirsty, it's more that you're not engaging. Question heavy conversations easily get one-sided.
>>28993517
You should post pics I like chubby girls.
Guys:
how do you feel about girls that bought their brother porn on his 18th birthday?
(this is before DSL internet days)
>>28993565
Probably not near you. Incest isn't exactly legal so I'm not going to be more specific than Canada.
>>28993581
How chubby are we talking here? Important.
>>28993580
>knows what guys like
>doesn't shy away from anything degenerate
You'd make a great fuckbuddy
>>28993578
I don't think I'm too into that idea, given the details I'm giving out.
>>28993569
>'muh japanese anime porn'
enlighten me, o cultured one
what should I fap to tonight
>>28993580
>how do you feel about girls that bought their brother porn on his 18th birthday?
A good sister who understand what men need.
>>28993580
White people are crazy
Hehe
>>28993569
>"Too much" is "any complaint at all" to roasties. Any amount of an unattracive trait is "Too much" of it.
Yeah sure, why not assume she meant something other than what she said so you can be right and shame her for what you think she said instead of what she said.
>>28993590
I'm not sure exactly how much I weigh but I'm not full-on fat. Extra meat, a little on the stomach, but not to the point where I have folds rather than curves.
>>28993622
Try and have some dignity. You don't need to do this. There are other ways you can get human contact.
The desperation in this thread is palpable. Get laid you losers.
>>28993603
>>what should I fap to tonight
I can't really give you a recommendation if you don't tell me what you like first.
>>28993643
Sure, but this way lets me get contact from my apartment. It's dark and quiet and all my things are here.
>>28993643
Fuck off you white knight, nobody needs you here.
>>28993650
we tried
>tfw always have these weird interactions with girls where they seem into me one minute and not the next
>tfw don't know if they're just being friendly or actually interested
>tfw her face lights up when she talks to you and she laughs at a lot of stuff you say
How to know what to do here? Just ask her out? Or play it cool? I never know what the fuck to do with any girl I get along with.
>>28993658
I usually fap exclusively to Touhou stuff, but I think I'll stray away from that today.
I think I like rape doujins because it's emotionally distant and empty eyes are pretty hot. Besides that, I believe anything goes.
I think I'm just going to play Ariadne and see if it's fappable if nothin' good comes up
>>28993689
Just ask them out. The worst that could happen is they say no.
>>28993689
This is a fembot feels thread, not a "WAAH PLS HELP ME NOT BE AN AUTISTIC SOCIAL RETARD". Fuck off to /adv/
>>28993662
It comes at the cost of taking on the role of a piece of meat, that's just humiliating. You're better than that. Describing your exact level of chubbiness is so sad it's ridiculous, and being tragicomical is always a strong sign to change direction.
Unless you're a dude pretending to be a girl, in which case carry on.
>>28993706
>I think I like rape doujins because it's emotionally distant and empty eyes are pretty hot. Besides that, I believe anything goes.
Try this perhaps? I don't read too much rape stuff personally.
http://exhentai.org/g/747705/44186b1343/
>>28986384
>One of my Beta orbiters has a big dick
>Chad I'm seeing has an average one
You girls think you have it tough
>>28986450
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>>28993725
Fuck that I don't care
I'm not a full blown social retard, I've had girls into me and shit, but sometimes its hard to break on through and admit you like a girl, cause then she has all the power, and plus once they know they got you they'll lose interest.
>>28993717
Yea but I may have to see said girl around regularly which may be a bit awkward
>>28993706
>>28993752
Forgot to post a picture blox
I'd post cute anime girls but I don't want to be mistaken for a femanon so you'll have to settle for anime boys.
>>28993736
I'm not all that concerned, really. I like having people to talk to, and I don't mind helping to give people masturbation material, because that thought gives me masturbation material for those lonely nights when he's being loyal to his girlfriend and I'm stuck at home with nothing but a dildo.
>>28993594
No one said you had to post your face.
>>28993752
thanks anon not original commnet
>>28993781
I want to rape you now, fuckboy
>>28993791
Playing it safe, sorry. I'm not keen on having any pictures of any part of me associated with the story of how I lost my virginity to my brother.
>>28987242
ahahaha uglier then a girl which is better then 90% of the girls. you know she makes her own money she is famous and her body is good, the only downside is her face. now you are a fucking superficial cunt.
>>28993783
Ok well, you do as you want of course. Maybe you'll feel better about yourself some day, I hope so.
whats up with the huge amount of cucks in this thread? just fuck girls who gives a shit they are fun at times but need to know their place.
>>28993794
You're welcome.
I went and found some more for you. Not sure how do find dead eyes and stuff so you'll have to settle for slutty mindbreak.
http://exhentai.org/g/673466/aa94d750c1/
>>28993799
>I want to rape you now, fuckboy
Sorry anon but that's not happening unless you're a cute girl or an actual futa.
Have this though you fucking degenerate:
http://exhentai.org/g/518595/245cd4b1a9/
>>28993866
>whats up with the huge amount of cucks in this thread? just fuck girls who gives a shit they are fun at times but need to know their place.
>JUST FUCK GIRLS BRO
>THAT EASY
Normo please shoo
>>28993905
>tfw blocked
>can't get past sadpanda anyway
Fuck you
>being close to males is awkward and can only go so far
>most friends are female and are 10/10
I don't know why I just talk to girls a lot better. Being pan does something I guess I'm not sure why.
>>28993954
>living in korean
My condolences.
>>28986601
>>28986640
Sleeping too much or too little won't do you any good for losing weight. Also, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get yourself on a proper diet. None of the "I'll just starve myself and limit it to 500 calories!" bullshit. Find some way to be active. FFS we don't care to hear about your fat feelings.
>>28993995
gasang saseolmang :^)
>>28992144
>>28993568
Butthurt as fuck. I guess it's true that the bottom 80% hate and envy the top 20% huh.
>>28993954
At least you get to play league with actual good people
I have a really traumatizing story that I'm not sure if I should tell....
>>28994046
League of Legends is a garbage game anyway
>>28994063
Tell it. We're all anonymous here.
Hello androids,
My name is Sir Hufflebuff, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are barbaric, uncouth simpletons who spend every moment of their lives looking at frogs. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever crafted any potions? I mean, I guess it's fun looking at hexes because of your own shortcomings, but you all take it to a whole new plane. This is even worse than jerking off to hermoine granger on scryingbook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with you best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was head wizard of the klu klux klan, and starter on my alchemy team. What spells do you practice, other than "read comics with drawn naked japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot phoenix(she just blew up; Shit was SO cash). You are all commoner bumpkins who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my robe
seriously wtf is going on in this thread
Prank:
>hang out with freind's boyfriend at places where her friends work where they suspect that something is up with her boyfriend
>after a week or so, the boyfriend's roommate calls friend and tells her that the boyfriend brought some girl into the apartment
>he will tell her that he's next to her house and will drive her to the apartment so they can sort things out
>when the friends into the apartment, the boyfriend will answer the door wearing a towel
>he will act surprised that his girlfriend is there and when she goes into the house she will see me walking out of the washroom wearing nothing but a towel
>we will tell her that we have been seeing each other for awhile
>then we will show her porn video on xvideos or pornhub and say that our sex tape got leaked (it's really just an edited amateur porn video that's been dubbed over by me and her boyfriend)
>we let her react for 15-20 minutes and don't tell her it's a prank until she tries leaving the apartment
>the boyfriend and I are skilled in martial arts so we're prepared to take her down and keep the prank going if she gets aggressive
>>28994165
for the prank to be even better you should have real sex with him xd
>>28992499
In the vagina house
>>28994078
>He isn't at least diamond 2
How does it feel to be a faggot ?
>>28994081
I fucked an escort last night
Told her to get on top
I look down
Her roastie flaps were hanging a good inch
Almost vomited
Already paid so said fuck it
Went missionary
Took forever to get it in
Whole room flooded with the smell of fish
It was the worst fucking stench on the planet
India didn't smell this bad
Hold my breath until I cum cus I'm a warrior
Dress and bolt home
Shower and scrub for a solid hour .
Burnt my clothes
Washed everything in my room.
I think I'm gay now
I need a friendly muscular man to just hold me while I cry
>>28994283
Oh no you poor thing. :C
Constant anal is bad! I don't have a roastie so maybe I can stop you from going gay!
>>28994385
Are you a girl ?
No offense but I'm disgusted by any and all vaginas right now
Deleted terabytes of porn last night
Pls help me ;_;
>>28994575
I'm a girl. It's a shame that you deleted that much porn. There's probably lots of stuff in there that would be difficult to find again. As long as you groom yourself, , you're clean, nice, and you use a condom I don't mind a one night stand.
I've jerked off a guy and let him touch my boobs on his birthday .
Do you currently play any online games or multiplayer? Maybe we can play some videogames together. Do you do any music?
I have an omnichord in my room .
>>28992930
I think novels are boring besides Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
>tfw you will never have a girl offer you a pityfuck as bait to orbit her
There are no female robots.
Never were, never will be.
Even the ugliest roastie is capable of finding and having relationship with most dudes. If they do not want to, they are just delusional or so deep in self pity, they try to claim robot title to themselves.
>>28994647
Where do you live? Not that guy but I thinj we'd get along
>>28992930
umineko is literally the same thing as ace attorney
you would be guaranteed to like the VN if you read it, considering all le nerd girls do
>>28992994
umineko wasn't even voiced originally, kill yourself
>>28993078
sounds like you're either a roastie or have been brainwashed by one
open relationship is code for "I want to cuck you"
>>28995057
Toronto, Canada is the location I reside in.
>>28995156
Damn, too bad you don't live closer to New York
>>28985915
>roastie colleague asks me to fix her washing machine
>tee hee anon I heard you were really good at that sort of thing
>flutters eyelashes
>touches my arm and does smug sexy smile
>"sorry mate I'm busy with work"
>if she'd asked nicely like a man would have I'd had helped
Why can't women just ask favours normally?
>tfw no qt fembot gf to shove her stinky toes in my face
>>28995446
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manipulated_Man
>>28984537
I know you are not a female but this makes me fucking madbecause I'm the orbiterI guess the bait worked
>>28984537
>>28986384
>>28993758
>woman unironnicaly are like that
>inb4 le they just neckbeards roleplaying XD meme
>those threads get over 300 replies
>those threads get replies
>those threads are made
All of you need to leave
>>28984537
>>28995599
>mfw I'm the chad
>mfw I'm cucking hundreds of /r9k/ orbiters
>>28995659
>le enlightened alt-right face
>>28995708
But he is right, you know.
All this fembot/chad threads are created by invasive cunts from reddit, who want you to feel worse, because they deem /r9k/ most beta, thus easiest to attack board on 4chan
There is nothing wrong with being a robot if you want to be a robot.
>>28995680
Yeah, I too like to announce my accomplishments on anonymous image boards
>>28995680
More info behind this?
>>28993485
You need to read some books on the stoic ways. Read Meditations.
>>28994283
What else could you do? You already paid m8, don't be so hard on yourself.
The scary part is, should I tell you?
It's pretty scary.
We all know, and take comfort in the fact that all of these posters are men. But the women to which the posts refer to, who actually collect orbiters for some kind of sick sociopathic pleasure, do in fact exist. There could be one among any of these posts that are real, but maybe they wouldn't confess their crimes and these are really all just fake. But either way they really are out there, you can count on it. The sole purpose of their life is to make weak men miserable.
>>28985915
>Dome roastie I barely know asks me to help her carry some shit
>She doesn't even remeber how she used to bully me
>Bats eyelashes
>Says "PWEEEEEEASE anon you're sooooo strong"
>Makes cute face
>Say "I grew up with a sister you think that shit works on me?"
That fucking face she pulled was worth it
>>28987805
Aw shit anon I actually kek'd hard at that one
>>28997619
should had raped her, impregnated, and shot her knee, you beta faggot
>>She doesn't even remeber how she used to bully me
how?
This thread should have died before I got up. Nice b8.
>>28997767
Because either
1. She didn't care about me back then
2. She didn't think it was bullying
3. Puberty was kind to me
If any QT girls wanna talk (maybe even QT MTF) I'm game. My kik is tylerv233. Tell me your problems and I might care if you're not fat!
>>28997869
I'm never prepared for how fucking pathetic some of the anons on this board are. Please commit suicide.
>>28997805
why=/=how
you fucking idiot
>>28984537
>guy adds you to his friends
>he starts talking with you
>eventually tells you he likes you as more than a friend
>you have a boyfriend
>he keeps trying to hit on you
>remove him from friends
>he gets pissed at you and stalks you
why do you do this
>>28997869
I refuse to believe this is genuine. You can't be this autistic.
>>28998580
why are you adding single men to your social circle whore
you just want to feed your ego than act dumb as if you didnt know
die in cancer whore
>>28984537
OH GOD I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!
IS THAT YOU AMAYA?! ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
Sometimes I think it would come in handy to get an orbitter, so I don't have to pay for everything. But I would feel guilty for giving someone false hope and draining money out of the person. The dilemma is real.
>>28995156
Fell asleep early last night , sorry.
I live like half an hour from Toronto.
Contact ?
>>28992939
>fucking in front of him
how much of a cuck is he? Is he gay?
>>28992939
>live in studio apartment with another person
Is this friend a girl or gay?
Fucking millenial degeneracy
If you see any posts with memetale pictures attached, just know it's Doj posting without his trip
>>28992612
> Using a beloved character to push your racist ideals.
Just slip the knife in Josh.
>>28993517
This is 0% believable, you neckbearded faggot
>>28992717
> shit skin
Blackface detected.
>>28986511
This is a cancer thread
>>28984537
>not talking to 8 Chads and 23 orbiters at the same time
It's like you're not even trying
>>28986236
Don't worry you'll find the one. Having a vagina gives you much better chances than the rest of us.
>tfw you don't want to be lonely anymore but having friends is too much
>>28986859
I have the opposite issue. I don't have any female friends because they all think I want to fuck.
>>28992659
Heh, that guy seems like a bro. I've had my waifu for 3,5 year now, and she's also a blue-eyed blonde.
What has this site become
We need some oldboys to clean this shit up
>>28990096
increase your mass
>>29000261
the oldest we have in here is 3 years at best, cady-asses can't even dubspam and sage on normie threads let alone gore and CP
Robots where never the type to stand and fight
>tfw you're addicted to cheating on your nerdy bf with a guy you met at the gym
>tfw the guy doesnt give a shit about you but fucks you for two hours straight and gives you multiple orgasms
>tfw you're almost passed out in bliss after two hours of fucking and you ramble about loving an asshole you know doesnt care about you at all and leaving your bf but you cant help it
what do
how do I stop
>>28987416
that was the right answer
>>29000345
Don't tell your boyfriend, he'd never understand the complex emotional trauma you must be feeling. We all tend to make mistakes in the heat of the moment and no one is to blame. Your best course of action is just to hide it as long as you can, that way you'll get to keep having the best of both worlds. Just be careful, alright?
Carlton, what's the matter with you, man? - Your father had a heart attack - You don't know that.
It could be acute indigestion.
Even doctors have made that mistake.
Does that window look smudged to you? Carlton, you're going down to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance.
- You come near me, I'll spray.
Man, you don't know how lucky you are.
You can be with your father whenever you want.
You can eat with him and argue with him.
He's there for you.
You know where my father is? No.
Neither do I.
Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay? There's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose - Not my father! - Everybody's father! Except mine because I don't know where the hell he is! You don't understand, Will.
Yes, I do.
You're selfish.
>>29000186
Then just be my gf bb
pls don't be fat tho
or black
thx
>>29000345
>>29000453
Back to tumblr with you whores
Bye now
>>29000564
I'm scared of letting people get close to me.
Uncle Phil! Man! How are you doing? l am not your uncle Philip.
My fault, man.
l must have got the wrong crib.
l didn't know there were so many brothers living in this neighborhood.
We're doing all right, huh? You have the right house.
l am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler.
Okay, well, l.
Cheerio and all that rot.
Bring the horses round, would you? lf you will follow me l will show you to your room, Master William.
Hey, man, it's cool if you just call me Will.
Master William tradition dictates that a clean, unbreakable line be drawn between a family and their butler.
Therefore, it is necessary for the operation of a household that you address me as Geoffrey and l, in turn, address you by your proper title: Master William.
Who are you, Robo-butler, man? Come with me, Master William.
Yo, G.
Let me rap to you for a second.
All this Master William stuff, l'm not down with that, man.
Make it sound like we're back on the plantation, like: ''Massa William ! Massa William ! '' Let's come up with something better that you could call me.
What would you prefer? Check this: ''His Royal Freshness.
'' That's dope.
Master William, walk this way.
No.
-Willie! -Hey, Aunt Viv! -Sweetie, hi.
-How you doing? My goodness, let me look at you.
Turn around.
The last time we saw you, you were this funny little boy.
Now look at you.
My goodness, you are a man.
That was the plan.
lt is amazing.
You certainly have grown, Will.
Well, we all have.
Did you enjoy the trip? The plane ride was stupid.
All the way first-class-- Excuse me? -l'm saying the plane was dope-- -Excuse me? No.
Stupid, dope.
No, that doesn't mean what you.
How would he say.
The flight was really neat.
Geoffrey, would you take Will to his room, and help him get settled in? -Yes, Madam.
-Nice seeing you.
-Master William.
-You got to love this guy, right? -Did you see the way he was dressed? -What's wrong with it? -You hear that language? -We used slang when we were kids.
>>29000647
Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said: ''That is a bad dress.
'' You could've just said it was a good dress.
l could have, if l liked it.
Actually, it was a bad dress.
That's stupid.
Now, take it for whatever meaning you want.
Now he's got you doing it.
Philip, cut him some slack, please.
He's my nephew.
And l would just appreciate it if you would try to understand him.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
-Hi, sweetie pie.
-Hi, Ashley.
Yo, this place is huge, man.
Next time l go to my room, l'm gonna take some bread crumbs.
-Will, this is Ashley.
-Hi.
My little Scottish cousin.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
l'm your humble servant.
-He's cute.
-l know he is.
-l'm gonna take a swim before dinner.
-Good luck.
The pool heater's broken.
-Don't you just hate it when that happens? -Yes, that is my pet peeve.
-You got your own pool here? -And a tennis court, too.
Yo, this is better than Love Boat.
This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.
Hold on just a minute, son.
We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values.
Dad, l need $300.
Hilary, your cousin Will is here.
Hi.
Dad, l need $300.
>>29000670
That's a lot of money, Hilary.
What for? l need a new hat.
-For what? -Probably her head.
Okay, l'm going on the Save the Ozone celebrity bus next Saturday.
lt's gonna be Bruce Willis and Demi, Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez or Charlie Sheen, l can't remember which.
We're taking the bus all over town to protest air pollution and then we're gonna motor to the beach and have a big bonfire.
What? l'm not an expert or anything, but don't you think driving a big old bus around town and then having a bonfire is sort of adding to the problem of pollution? Look, if this weren't a good idea l really don't think Ally Sheedy would be involved.
Hey, look who's here.
Benson.
-This is for you.
-But l didn't get you anything.
Your uncle has invited several of the partners from his law firm to dinner.
At the time of the invitation, he did not realize you'd be descending upon him today.
And regrettably, it was too late to cancel.
Yo, are we having a party? We're gonna get stupid, right? For some of us, that will require very little effort indeed.
-Miss Ashley.
-That will be all, Geoffrey.
That's all you had to say to get rid of him? l've been racking my brain.
-This is for you.
-Thank you, Ashley.
This is nice.
You're very talented.
Well, l'm glad l'm good at something.
l tried out for the school chorus today, but l didn't get in.
How come? Well, when l auditioned for Mrs.
Berkley l couldn't remember all the words to the song.
The part l remembered was fantastic.
-l'm sure it was.
l bet you're def.
-That's what she said.
Not deaf.
D-E-F.
That's just slang.
Means terrific, good.
Thank you.
You should try rapping.
When you're rapping, you mess up the words and make up some new ones right there on the spot.
>>29000691
Let's try this.
l'll sing one line, you make up a line to rhyme it.
-Okay.
-All right.
Let's see.
''You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus'' -l'm thinking, all right? -That's all right.
We got all day.
-Okay, l've got it.
-Here we go.
''You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus'' ''l'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus'' ''Don't need no choir when you're a rapper'' ''Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down and zap her'' ''Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing'' ''Get a load of me and my rapping cousin'' Ashley, why don't you go downstairs and get ready for dinner.
-Okay, Daddy.
Bye, Will.
-Check you later, Ash.
Look who's here, Will.
Who is he? lt's your cousin, Carlton.
Don't you remember? When you two were little, people thought you were twins.
You looked exactly alike.
l guess some things never change.
-How's it going there, Will? -lt's going all right.
-Malcolm X.
-He's sort of my hero.
Well, he was a great man.
l don't know if l'd call him my hero exactly.
-Really? Who are your heroes? -Well, my dad.
And Bryant Gumbel.
He's darn good.
Oh, my, yes! l see they brought your tuxedo.
Tell me something, Will.
Have you ever attended a formal dinner before? Other than that thing at Buckingham Palace, no.
The important thing to remember is to relax, enjoy yourself and when in doubt, do whatever Carlton's doing.
-You got it, man.
-Okay, l'll see you at dinner.
-That's a really neat tux, isn't it, Will? -Yes.
lt's definitely the cat's meow.
Wait till we come downstairs in those tuxes.
People may not think we're twins, but l bet they'll think we're brothers.
l don't think you have to worry about anybody mistaking you for a brother.
Touche.
This is going to be great.
Your first formal dinner.
And tomorrow, l'll introduce you to the gang.
Maybe we'll play a set of tennis or two.
Yes, this is going to be wild.
-Where is he? -He's upstairs changing.
Not Will.
President Reagan.
-You didn't? -What do you mean, l didn't? -You invited him again.
>>29000713
-Why not? He's our neighbor.
He's turned down the last 16 invitations.
When are you gonna take a hint? -Maybe l should call his house.
-Don't.
l don't want him here.
-Why not? -Because he'll bring her.
Anyway, Bruce, Demi and l all feel that the ozone layer must be protected.
l mean, every square foot of rain forest that's cut down brings us just one step closer to global warming.
We have to learn to protect the earth.
Not just for ourselves and not just for our children but for the future of all mankind.
l had no idea it was such a serious problem.
l really commend you for getting involved in such a good cause.
Thanks.
lt's my passion.
-Where can l send a donation? -l don't know.
Oh, my God! Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.
lf this is how he feels comfortable.
He's not killing anybody.
Aren't you going to introduce Will? lntroduce him.
Well, Steve, David, Henry.
This is Will, my nephew by marriage.
Will, these are my partners in the law firm of Furth, Winn and Meyer.
Earth, Wind & Fire! When's your next album coming out? Will is going to go to Bel-Air Academy with Carlton.
Good for you, Will.
l used to fence at Bel-Air.
Really? How much do you think we could get for that stereo? These hors d'oeuvres look tempting.
Don't mind if l do.
-How could you do that? -lt's all in the tongue.
l'll show you later.
There are other people at this table.
You're right.
Any requests? -Sweetie, would you say grace, please? -Yes, Mommy.
''Hey, there, Lord My name is Ashley Banks ''My family and friends Want to give you some thanks ''So before this dinner's All swallowed and chewed ''Thank you, God, for this stupid food'' Hey, Geoffrey, home butler.
l'm glad to see you, man.
lt is a special thrill for me as well.
Check this out.
l'm gonna be down here for a while.
Why don't you hop on in the kitchen and get me some cocoa? Master William while it is my natural inclination to accede to your every demand l officially go off duty at 9:00 p.
m.
>>29000733
And if you care to look at your watch, you will note that the long hand is on 12, and the short hand is on 9.
lt is 9:00, Master William.
And do you know what that means? Masterpiece Theatre is on.
Sir, do you require anything further of me? No, Geoffrey.
Then l shall retire.
Man, he took that hard.
l want to talk to you.
-About what? -You know.
From the minute you came, you've been a one-man wrecking crew trying to tear down what's taken a lot of hard work to build up skewering everything with your flippant shenanigans! Man, l was with you up till ''skewering.
'' You know what l'm talking about.
You deliberately tried to embarrass me tonight and l don't get it.
Your aunt and l went through a lot of trouble to bring you here.
-This is the thanks we get? -l ain't asked to come.
Everyone's talking about shipping me off, and dressing me up and changing me into something l don't wanna be.
Nobody wants to change you.
You told me yourself l got to straighten out.
''When in doubt, act as Carlton acts.
'' Man, l don't wanna be like Carlton.
l'm a joker.
l play around.
l have fun.
Being a joker is what's gotten you into trouble.
You may think it's cool to be on the streets when you're 17 but when you're my age, it's a waste.
l can't think that far ahead.
That's your problem.
You can't take anything seriously.
Look, man, l don't have the problem.
You have the problem.
l remind you of where you came from and what you used to be.
l don't know, somewhere between Princeton or the office, you got soft.
You forgot who you are and where you came from.
You think you're so wise.
Look at me when l'm talking to you.
Let me tell you something, son.
l grew up on the streets just like you.
l encountered bigotry you could not imagine.
Now, you have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall.
l heard the brother speak.
l read every word he wrote.
Believe me, l know where l come from.
-You actually heard Malcolm speak, man? -That's right.
>>29000748
So before you criticize somebody, you find out what he's all about.
l'll take care of you in the morning.
l'm going to bed.
Hold on.
l can't tell my side of the story? No, you can't.
l know what you're all about.
Believe me, the very thought of it makes me very tired.
Good night.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fly girl, Ashley Banks.
-Would you teach me how to dance? -Yeah.
Not in here.
Even l lose my rhythm in this room.
Okay.
-Could you do me a favor? -Sure.
l seem to be missing a Walkman.
So if it shows up anywhere, like, l don't know, on your head, maybe maybe you could get that to me.
-Sorry.
Dad won't let me get one.
-How come? He says he wants to hear everything l'm listening to, to make sure it's not bad.
-What record does he think is good? -He really likes the Care Bears.
Ash, from time to time, your father's gonna say or do things that may seem irrational or hard for you to understand.
lt's not because he's mean, or a bad guy, or that he doesn't care about you.
lt's that he's from Mars, Ashley.
-l gotta get washed up.
-Me, too.
-l'm really glad you're living here.
-Thanks, Ash.
You're like the big brother l never had.
What are you talking about? You got.
You're right.
l see your point.
How many bathrooms you got in this place? Four and a half.
A half bath? How does that work? lt doesn't have everything a full bathroom has.
You better show me a full bathroom.
l don't want to take no chances.
Next bathroom.
Can't a person gargle in peace? Hilary, are you gonna be in there for long or is this just like a pit stop? Stop hounding me.
l'm trying to take off my makeup.
Now, go away.
Okay, good night, Hilary.
l knew it!
>>29000646
Close emotionally or physically?
Physical stuff grosses me out desu
We could at least be friends and play vidya or watch animu together idk
>>28991522
get out of my anonymous chinese cartoon porn imageboard, you fucking faggot
>>29000778
Emotionally. I'm afraid that people will try to use the leverage to hurt me.
I like being physically intimate so that's a shame.
I don't really like playing games with people I know because I'm awkward.
>>28999655
>>28999595
He's not a gay or a cuck. He's not interested in me so he doesn't care that I fuck people in front of him.
>>29000971
I have no ulterior motives other than getting to know you and making a friend.
Cuddling and stuff is fine, but sex is ehhh.
Contact?
>>29001172
>he doesn't care that I fuck people in front of him
>not a cuck
pick one, whore
>>29000971
Would you please respond?
>>29001806
Pleas stop trying to cuck me
I finally meet a decent femanon and you try to steal her
Don't do that
>>29000757
You're doing well keep it up. Fuck these threads
>>28986475
whats your kik desu i'll cuddle you up real nice
>>28986025
>>28984537
Either that or you can not be underhanded pieces of shit and just tell them off you psuedo-confident cunts.
>>29001721
The bad feelings are coming back again. Sorry for wasting your time.
>>28993622
Post pic friend?
>This is original
>>29002324
i like physical intimacy too desu
MtF or not
>>29001798
It's only cucking if the third party is getting humiliated. Have you ever lived in a studio apartment with a friend?
They'll fart, shit, and masturbate in front of you. If they're in a relationship they'll fuck in front of you .
>>28992747
>confronted with an issue
>"NIGGER REDDIT AAH BLACK PEOPLE"
Redditors are so easily triggered
>mfw when all these fembots make me want a gf
are there any fembots okay to date a pathetic guy like me? i just dont want to be alone anymore
>>29002575
Who the fuck lives in a studio apartment with a non sexual partner?
It's designed for one fucking person
Holy fucking shit, you fucking degenerate, just shove a broken bottle into your fucking throat
>>28985915
This is an old one from when I was in high school, but a good one
>start trying to be a normie
>had a few normie friends, so it helped
>finally get invited to my first party
>show up, try to be energetic and likeable
>having a good time
>this one slut is there
>she's been all over everyone (including me) all year, used to know her as a kid but never really gave her any mind
>she's all over me at this party, more than usual
>not only is it slutty, but it's just in poor taste since we're at a social gathering with other people
>eventually she straight up says something along the lines of "come on Anon, aren't you still a virgin? We can do it now!"
>immediately reply with "I may have low standards, but I still have self-respect"
>instantly realize how fucking baller it was
>she leaves angrily with her posse
>other friends at the party are still in shock
And that was the time people in high school actually liked me for a little while. Felt good, man.
>>29002324
Sorry you feel that way
Blue lagoon
>>29002765
Nope
All fembots want Chad, same as all other women
>>29003059
back to miserable life, i guess.
>>29003105
Women will only make your life more miserable
Just get a cat
>>29003202
Cats are mean. Get a dog instead. And while you're at it, let it fuck you and let me watch.
>>29003202
i have 3 cats and a dog
theyre the only reason that im still living
i dont want them to starve
>>29003226
Dog owners are always degenerate and trying to fuck or get fucked by them
Please just
>>29003245
Same.
If my cat dies i'm just gonna light myself on fire or something desu
>>28992940
use fetlife/okc or something.
>>28995156
there are lots of confused pajeets in toronto to talk to anyway anon. I see them post sub ads on FL all the time.
>>28984537
when the hot guy you meet on omegle says he added you on skype but you never get a request </3
>tfw the cute guy on the bus looked away in disgust
I want a pet boy so badly fuggggg
>>29005404
Those are reserved for girls that look like the one in your picture.
>that won't be you if you're posting here
>>29005404
Post pic.
If you are qt enough, ill offer.
>>29005404
>I want a pet boy so badly fuggggg
Location? I want this
>>29004384
Of course you fat ugly bitch
>>29005404
>tfw am a pet boy and have been CLAIMED AND COLLARED
True doggos and kitties are limited stock, considering half of /r9k/ will pretend to be one in a pinch, and then as soon as they get nudes go full this guy:
>>29005654
and start posting them here to demonstrate social capital.
>>29005541
You should go first
>>28991234
>long story short : I played with his foreskin a bit that day, but no orgasm was had. Then a month later I gave my first handjob. Then some time later when he was able to retract his skin all the way, mom bought him porn as a reward for his patience and we looked at it together while I jerked him off.
>mom bought him porn as a reward for his patience and we looked at it together while I jerked him off.
What the fuck
>>29005888
>You should go first
I shouldn't, since it would be way easier for everyone if you did, but I will, since you asked. I'm in London.
>tfw met a fembot on /r9k/ who is going to make me lick her feet clean tomorrow afternoon
>>28985737
>The moment you notice that girls don't reply to you fast enough it's a sign to get the fuck out permanently.
I concur with this statement
>>28985737
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If I'm busy, I'm busy. I'm not going to drop everything I'm doing to talk to you.
>>29005404
I want to be a pet boy so bad fuggg
>tfw even too autistic for r9k robots
why live
>>29006784
whats so autistic about you?
>>28992989
Fuck off, I'll start with that.
Secondly, I've seen guys within that height range in relationships all the time. What do they have? Confidence.
Even though I'm 6'1" I'm nothing compared to guys who are shorter yet have that spark of confidence in them.
Everybody here acts as if height is the main determinate in getting into a relationship. When in reality, it's mostly the way you present yourself... Looks also help I guess
>>29006816
I just..i don't get people. I lack empathy. And it's not that I'm a bad person, I at least understand what's going to hurt someone's feelings or make them feel worse about a situation. But all I can ever say is "Oh, that sucks." and I don't understand why people get so upset over the most trivial shit. I can't hold any "good" friendships because I withdraw often and very easily. I'll be sociable for like a few days and talk to someone, then go weeks without contact and people generally don't like that. And it's stupid, for the most part I'm fine with being alone, but I get so damn lonely. But I don't want to talk to anyone. I just want to sit in silence with someone but that's too boring. Idk. There's a lot of other stuff. I just want to be normal. Not normie-tier, but..not so broken?
>>29006947
sounds like you've been talking to a bunch of boring drama queens. if you ever met someone interesting you wouldn't have these problems. do you have anyone to talk to currently?
>>29007016
Anytime I get in contact with anyone, they become..i wouldn't say dependent exactly, but they use me to vent a lot because I talk very passively and at least give a little input. Not full on advice because shit, I am horrible at that. Sometimes if I'm feeling more social I'll ask questions to prod around and find conversation that I'm comfortable with. For the most part being around people makes me anxious, that's why when I do feel lonely I would want someone just..there? To sit with me, doing their own thing even. But I get so tired of talking. (I know I'm going to get shit for this) - all my relationships I've broken off because I feel like I'm getting "too close" and losing part of my identity. I don't want to share everything and be a part of someone else. And conversation becomes a chore. Idk..
pray to the gods of raha
I'm going to have sex with a black man tomorrow. He's paying me. I'm not an escort, but he offered good money and I was kind of drunk, but I can't back out now.
>>29007416
Post boipucci or gtfo faggot
>>29006947
>I get so damn lonely. But I don't want to talk to anyone
You're not alone friend.
>>28985915
>tfw you don't orbit girls and you will never do
This is the only enlightened course of action for the robot. Otherwise, there is only the feeling of retrospective cringe creeping up on you years later without warning.
>>29007670
Iktf hermano
I contactfag plenty, and I meet plenty of concerned and friendly robots and the occasional cumdumpster, but I just get tired of responding to messages
>>29008105
Can I contactfag you?
>>28986025
YOur a cunt and i hope you never have a child and your career is plagued with misfortune and you become a street urchin
>>29008105
I'm a guy and I'm [/spoiler]black[/spoiler], so i doubt you want anything to do with me.
I don't deserve friends or happiness desu
>>29008219
fugged up the spoiler, mb
>>28986384
God you are such a whore
Someone needs an orbiter?
>>28992400
>>28984537
it was almost a shitty haiku
good job op
>>28985915
>tfw not really a robot
>>28984537
>used to be an orbiter
>used to complain about how lonely i was
>used to be super insecure
>used to creep girls I liked out
Realised how fucked up it was and stopped... Stopped worrying about getting a girlfriend and that I need to worry about myself before I worry about anybody else, gained self confidence and eventually I had my own orbiter... she was a psycho
Was I overreacting?
>go to restaurant with some friends and my boyfriend
>sitting next to best friend (left of me) and boyfriend (right of me)
>we order our food and drinks
>best friend says she needs to go use the washroom
>minute later boyfriend leaves to go use the washroom
>they're both gone for about 10 minutes
>they both return to the table near the same time
>friend says to my boyfriend "Hey, Matt, your zipper is down" and zips up his pants for him
>yell out "WHAT THE FUCK?!" before throwing her drink at her, but she stopped me from actually throwing the drink and told me not to make a scene
>she said "Chill, I was just zipping up his pants. It's not like I was sucking his dick . You're supposed to get mad when I pull down the zipper"
>spent the next 5 minutes scolding her and boyfriend while trying to keep my volume under control
>>29010218
Get cucked fag
Just dump them
>>29010218
LOOOOL
Fucking white people lmao
I'd slap a bitch if she tried touching my dick
>>29010636
>tfw when you're constantly bombarded by college propaganda to not be a rapist
>tfw women think nothing of touching you randomly in the same context
It's like consent is only something women get to do.
>>29010218
Are you retarded? They obviously fucked, otherwise she wouldn't do that so casually.
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