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>tfw no one to hold hands with
>tfw no replies
oregano
>tfw sage-ing my own thread as to not become disappointed about having no replies by preventing anyone from doing so
fuck man sorry my dude
>born a woman
>not qt
What's even the point of trying?
>>28976707
because qt girls are ugly as fuck just saying.
Hey, somebody's gotta be at the bottom.
sucks that it had to be us. :^(
>>28976742
>qt girls are not qt
Whaaat?
Post the 3 qualities you look for first in a girl
>she has a vagina
>she's female
>she's willing to talk to me
>>28976657
>Smart
>Happy
>Not overweight
Music taste is somewhere up there but not top 3.
>>28976657
>will love me
>will be loyal
>5+/10 face
>go to friends house
>he has an autistic brother
>eat dinner at his house
>everything is gluten free
>latter tell friend in passing that I got a flu shot
>"my parents don't believe in vacation"
I don't know weather I should feel pity or contempt
>>28976599
Is the autist an aspie, or classic autism?
>>28976599
>flu shot
are you in your 60s?
>>28976599
>>"my parents don't believe in vacation"
What did he mean by this?
Why do normies act so exagerrated and phony? I used to think the average normie was pretty subdued most of the time, maybe a little goofy at the most. They always try to be wacky and animated like they're in a bad sitcom or they host a crappy youtube show. Is it the media's fault they act this way?
>>28976590
I would say so, yeah. Especially since this new wave of quirky nerd is the new cool. You don't have to necessarily be nerdy but quirky is now "le special me" meme.
They're just normal. You have no social skills so you think being a boring lump is baseline. It's not.
>>28976590
Nervousness my man. They don't get a lot of alone time so they don't put value in themselves from them self, but from others. Because of this they act animated and lively. One of the few perks of being a NEET/robot is that it can give one the opportunity to develop a sense of worth in your onesome state and not feel the need to act animated in public for self validation. Not like I'm looking down on normies, that's just what I think of the situation
Why aren't you voting for the based libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, /r9k/?
Why vote for him when you can vote for Donald Trump?
Too radical.
Might as well not even vote if you're gonna vote for someone who will take maybe 2 percent of the popular vote.
Women are parasites. They lives revolve around latching on to a man or group of men and milking them for all their worth.
Just look at how women exploit every male hobby out there and milk betas.
From gaming, anime, comic books even down to politics or sports.
There is even this "far right" girl Evalion who milks beta racists for their cash.
>>28976541
Jesus Christ, the entitlement and cringinest and sexism in this board, you guys are no different than feminists
>>28976541
>far right girl who milks beta racists for their cash
Fuck I want in on this, I don't care if it's a scam.
>>28976541
>females can't legitimately enjoy convention tier shit
Just laugh at the poor saps who fall for it these days. Most guys know better and ignore these attention whores. There are unpleasant people everywhere, and all you can do is ignore them
>he hasn't had sex with a woman outside his race yet
fucking lol.
White male here, there's very few things in life that's better than interracial sex. It's at least 10X hotter than normal sex.
The skin contrast of a brown ass slapping my white thighs as my dick pounds her pussy is godlike. Gives you a very empowering and confident feeling
>>28976467
>tfw you lost your v card to a platinum blonde white girl
>you are black, and fat with nappy hair
>>28976482
It's the future bro
BUMP
>>28976467
I actually could have had sex and relationships with many more girls than I did but I used to be a huge sperglord when I was younger and pussied out a lot or didn't even get the hint that the girls in question were into me. Anyway, even though I eventually got to experience a number of girls of different complexion and ethnicity, I still regret that I didn't go after that one cute mixed French girl. She was totally into me, and I acted like a retard.
Test
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
What type is /r9k/?
>ENTJ (I'm not a regular poster)
ESFP.
I am a rotting, instinctive, emotional, irrational, blaming pile of normalshit and I need no test to tell this.
INFP, which would be great if I was a woman. Instead I'm just a spineless daydreamer.
ISTJ. I'm not hardworking nor trustworthy at all though.
So im getting some weed in the mail from my friend. All i want in this world is to get high as fuck and veg out for a day, but idk if my parents are gonna look through my mail or not. I used to have other drugs come in the mail til they caught on. How can i go about getting my hands on this weed? Its illegal for them to go through my mail right? Im 24, and i think its in a pen
Private po box obviously
>>28976379
Ryan, go to bed and stop buying drugs or I'm telling Jack about this. And you know he can't keep a secret.
>>28976410
How does that work? I have 0 money btw
>>28976420
Idk either of those people
>be my last birthday
>finally the big 3-0
>mummy automatically gives me 10 extra good boy points because it's my birthday
>i wake up and instantly release my bowels in my crib because it's my birthday
>mummy comes in and asks me what i've done
>"poo poo mummy, now come the pee pee"
>pull down diaper and piss all over mummy
>"Anon! What on Ear-"
>"POO PEE POO PEE MUMMY I'M 30"
>"y-yes a-anon hahaha i guess you are"
>"you look sad mummy! What's wrong!?"
>"n-nothing son"
>"mummy i want my cake! I WANT CAKE!"
>mummy brings me my tendy crisp crunch cake
>"mhh yum yum tendy cake! tendy cake!"
>after cake i want my actual tendies, i call for mummy
>"mummy deliver me the tender tendies!"
>"sorry anon, i had to use them all for the tendy cake!"
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>instantly force the whole undigested tendy cake out of my stomach and vomit into her face then shit and piss myself as a defense mechanism
>"you ruin everything, whore!"
>she starts to cry
>SHE's the one crying after ruining my birthday
oh man that sucks dude, you should play some club penguin to forget about this
I bet you thought this would be a good thread.
>>28976278
>be my last birthday
yeah i bet it's going to be
who else /oddbody/ here?
>crooked nose, protruding chin
>long, sharp tongue
>ribs visible, underweight, but still have fatrolls and feel body conscious
>kyphosis of the spine
>sausage fingers
>ganglia cyst on left wrist
>decent hip to waist ratio
>skinny legs, larger upper body
>toes are spaced apart weird, makes me look like a mutant
Not ugly tho. Just weird body features
>>28976276
Fucking pic related I guess...
>>28976299
I don't think someone with 56 iq could use a phone
>>28976276
>webbed toes
Anybody else here find that girls don't believe you when you say you have a 6 1/2 inch dick?
When I tell some girls that my dick is infact this much, or when me and the lads are comparing dick sizes, I am never believed, its almost as if 6 1/2 is big, when it is infact average.
Its like having a dick this average is non-existent. Maybe they cant picture it on me
>>28976244
I actually have a decent sized dick. It's about six inches and nice and thick, no pencil dick problems.
Every guy and girl i've fucked has loved it and i've been bigger than every guy so far. but no one believes me when I tell them I gotta a good dick.
Try being a meek quiet thin lad with a 7.5x6". I don't even bother trying to brag about it or join in on dick measuring contests bc literally nobody would believe me.
Not like I ever use it anyway.
Yeah.
6" x 6" here.
Girls don't believe me when I say condoms can get too tight. But they're mostly surprised that my dick is 4" flaccid.
I'm like 2.5" at the thickest part, the base...
And even then I've torn sex toys and had complaints about sore jaws.
>tfw 25
>tfw the only women that like you are underage
>tfw ywn have lgf
>even it was legal no lg would want you
>and they only pretend to like you so that you would buy them alcohol
>>28976251
completely misread Op's post. whoops
Age
NEET : Y/N
Amount of money in the bank
>23
>N
>$20,000
>20
>N
>1400GBP
>>28976228
>34
>Y
>$14,000
>>28976727
who am i kidding, it's actually $14, op
