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>go to the dentist
>4 holes
>they had to teach me how to brush my teeth
>still feel like I'm doing it wrong
>>28975502
it's genetics senpai
>>28975502
I didn't brush my teeth for 3 years in my twenties and didn't get any cavities. I don't like sugar though
>>28975716
I do eat a lot of sugar.
Drink a lot of juice and shit on the daily that probably has a lot of sugar in it.
What do you drink?
Do girls prefer it when a man has a shaved body? I'm really hairy so I need to know if I should get rid of it or not.
Girls like hairy men since it reminds them of daddy
>>28975429
This
My girlfriend likes men with beards because her dad has a big beard and hairy chest
I have problem on the beard part but my love carpet is her favorite part to play around with
To OP, there are 7 billion or 7 milliard people on world, just be who you are you will find a girl that you approve of that she approves of you
>>28975414
no dont shave it is gross and weird this cancer needs to stop
>women should shave and look like little kids
>men should shave and look like women
fuck this gay earth
Hey robots, I just got this made into a sticker for my car. What do you think?
cool
new original taste
>>28975390
I don't like it, but as of right now I am not going to forbid you from enjoying it.
>>28975425
Thanks, anon. I'll make sure to post a photo of it when it ships out.
I like the idea behind the car, but I prefer window stickers.
>He doesn't have a salary of at least $75k
>He isn't at least 6'5"
>He doesn't have a foot long
Oh but I do
His weight starts with 300
>>28977206
Her weight starts with 300
Continuation because it was archived again. This post is merely so we can decide on another place to collaborate.
Where do u guys wanna go? I could make a google drive folder later tonight or something where we put all the art and ideas.
Maybe some drawfag could assist in making a comic.
>pic i made from first thread
the other drawfag reporting in
>>28975361
this is the most autistic shit i've seen in a while
Is it okay to suggest more villains?
I just wanna quit my job and be with you guys all day but I don't know how I'd support myself financially
>>28975326
It seems like a lot of guys on here get some sort of welfare (which they lovingly call "neetbux").
Maybe you can do that, too?
I wonder how a person becomes eligible for that...
>>28975718
Neetbux is the new maymay, friend. Many places take it as legal tender.
Quit your job, OP. Become one of us.
Make a shit ton of money and buy a property. Get paid every month.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ITS BEEN OVER 2 WEEKS SINCE I JERKED OFF AND I WANT TO FAP SO BADLY
WHEN DO I GET MY SUPERPOWERS? THIS SHIT IS UNBEARABLE BUT I DONT WANT TO RESET MY PROGRESS
Take a cold shower with your grandmother.
>>28975274
Nobody cares about your streak, and nofap is just reddit tier bullshit. Go ahead and fap anon, I know you want to. Think about it: you where unstressed and lazy before you stopped fapping, and now your probably irritable and stressed. Just let it go senpai.
>>28975274
3 weeks here. I have become the master of edging. Watch porn every night, stop before ejaculating. Don't gt blue ball pain anymore. Can literally stop on command. pretty useful skill if you ask me. Don't even feel horny all the time anymore. feels pretty good tbqh familia
Testosterone from your semen doesn't go into your bloodstream, so no anon, there are no superpowers
Any bi or gay neets here? What are your lives like?
Only cis gay guys, trans/trap mode guys whine too loud for us to have a civilized discussion so take that shit to /lgbt/ please.
Pic is my dream guy.
>>28975221
I like shota and gay emo porn but I dunno if I'm gay/bi or not.
Counts?
>>28975221
>Any bi or gay neets here?
Here.
>What are your lives like?
Not that good, to be honest. Not as bad as some people's, but if it wasn't for my Internet I'd be more /JUST/ than I am now.
yes, hello.
life is crap because i'm overweight. at least i'm losing weight now, it's slow though. maybe when i'm thin i'll be less of a mess and will find a cute bf.
Just found out my cat died.
Let's dedicate this thread to remembering our lost companions.
>Post pics
>Reminisce
he was a good meme
then reddit faggots started to spam it
my dog died in 2014, still miss him
you got damn legend
rest in cat heaven kitter
What's for lunch lads?
>>28975009
Not that. Fucking savages.
I'm eating a big bowl of orange duck semen soup right now and will finish lunch with a hot fudge enema for dessert.
>>28975009
beef steak fajita w/ romaine lettuce, tomato, spring onion, mayonnaise.
Side of spicy wedges
beer to drink
ITT: Provide ONE good reason not to kill yourself.
Pro tip:you can't.
Your gf would be rly sad.
>>28975005
I haven't destroyed this world yet.
>>28975026
Oh shit you're right, how didn't I think of that?
>That kid who skipped so much school people started to question if he was expelled or not and started to celebrate whenever he showed up
>That kid who wore a fucking suit to school almost everyday
>That kid who shot 6 students, 2 teachers and the school guard with his older brother's Airsoft gun and got arrested for it
>That arab kid who tried to be emo but didn't understand that it doesn't work
>That kid with Asperger's who tried to tell everyone literally every time that the teacher cancelled the class although it was clear no one believed him
>That kid who dyed his hair white because he wanted to look like Nate River from Death Note and was called "Grandpa kira" by everyone because of it
>That kid that always talked about the UN and couldn't shut the fuck up about it
>That kid who fought with teachers and got kicked out after throwing a chair at the computer science teacher
>That kid who tried to convince people to cut class with him
>That kid who attempted public suicide at school
>Those kid who played in a band and tried to get everyone to buy their disk and shit
>That kid who came to school only 2-4 times in a month to take tests
>That kid who throw a smoke bombs at school
Gotta love highschool, huh?
>That kid who pulled the fire alarm for top bants
that kid was me
>that kid who had his own fan club
>that kid who farted in class and proudly claimed by saying "yeah that was me. Live with it". >that kid that lied all the time and is now running for a local county council seat. >that kid who who got a horrific injury playing football
who /impervious/ here
>went to juvie (shitty ricer street racing)
>had the shit beaten out of me because everyone else was a nigger or spic, basically got tortured
>learned to fight, got out and kept learning
>developed lifelong hatred of authority
>lost my ability to be threatened because I've already been to hell
>failed normie talking about his "hard" juvie life
No one cares child
>>28975008
i can picture you right now with your lips all pursed up like a dog's butt
angry little frown
>>28974991
So you blame authorities for catching you doing something wrong?
You hate authority because they put you in a little anarchist community with other people that don't follow rules? You don't dislike the criminals that attacked and tortured you. You dislike the people trying to protect everyone else from them. I see you're one of those 'smart but lazy' meme's where you don't seem to realize you do a lot of dumb shit and are lazy.
This is my first thread on 4chan.
How are you guys? :D
helo freind :DDDD gongradtz on ur firzt dread :DDDDDD
>>28974983
lmao fuck off normie emoticon faggot
>>28974983
Welcome to hell's asshole. Pull up a chair and fling some poop, around the cage.
just a friendly reminder that weed is a cure all
>>28974982
i agree with you EXCEPT
that it has been proven to unveil "hidden" mental conditions you are prone to such as schizophrenia and anxiety.i now have physical manifestations of anxiety
>>28974982
>grows brain cells
>>28974982
>cures cancer
quentin pls halp
