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>Be mixed race
>Both sides of my family give me shit for it
>Some of them genuinely dislike me because of it
>Say I'm polluting our family's lineage
>Kids of my dad's race thought I was too different to hang out with them
>Go to college
>People give me shit for acting "too white"
I can't win
>Spending time with people based on racial identity
Develop interests like sports or art and hang out with people who share that with you
>>28993054
That's why it's immoral to bring mixed raced children into the world.
>>28993118
>Used to box
>Was tall southpaw
>Was a shitty boxer
>Still developed a good record (16-1) by spamming jabs and clinches
I miss those days
what the fuck language is this?
>>28993018
>nothing about polyamory or other tumblrtard bullshit
I'd say go for it, anon. She appears better than 50% of women out there already. Not the smartest, and yoga's a pretty boring interest, but everything else looks good waifu material. Message her.
>>28993018
whorish
It's related to Egyptian hieroglyphics, look it up
my cousin set me up on a date with her best friend
i dont want to go. i dont know anything about girls and i have poor entertainment skills.
how do you entertain a 20 year old girl? how am i supposed to talk to this creature.
>>28993010
You could just not go
Maybe /adv/ can help. This board isn't the best place for advice on these matters.
it'll be a half hour, tops.
just go do it
get a hot chocolate or something
>"Face it, anon. Your time is up. Your youth has passed. You've failed.. to make anything of your life, and now, finally, you're unable to just laugh at yourself, and how pathetic you are, and continue making the same mistakes again and again. Your time is up. The sand has run out. The clock has reached zero. It's time for you to end your life, anon. I hate to be the one to say it, but it really is time for you leave. Nobody loves you except your mother, and even she only loves the memory of the person you once were. Yes, she'll suffer when you do, but she'll get over it, she's gotten over worse. She's gotten over the fact that her son, who was so enthusiastic and optimistic as a child, has become the depressed loser she feared you would. How many friends have you had? How many girls have told you that what they feel towards you is love, and not just pity, or revulsion? The world isn't for everybody. Not everyone can expect to have a good time here. Some people are just.. too weak to be happy. And I think we both know that unfortunately.. you're one of those people. I mean, you could've made something of your life. Think of all those chances. Uh.. I know you don't like to remember them as chances, but that's what they were, and on some level I know you know that too. Well.. good-bye, anon. Bad luck."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39vEonwPSC0
Just posting to let you know i didnt read it and saged your shit thread
>>28992941
bumparoo original
>>28992941
Who's the qt? blx
what do fembots think of guys with a tentacle hentai fetish?
anyone?
original post desu
>>28993329
heyyy.... that post's not original!
>>28993831
n-neither is yours
Why is /r9k/ always hating on Chad and Tyrone?
>Be in Calculus
>Meet Tyrone
>He's from Africa
>We hit it off for some odd reason
>I help tutor him in math
>He repays me by taking me out to clubs and forcing me to socialize
>We pull bitches
>Freshman year
>Meet Chad horsing around in the dorms
>He gives me all sorts of advice on how to fuck bitches
>Introduces me to them
>Like Tyrone, he drags me to social functions
Chad and Tyrone are pretty fucking cool. What's your beef?
they tend to fuck one-itis i think
But that's Chad Thundercool, the problem lies with Chad Blundercock.
>drags me to social functions
Failed normalfag
>that guy who starts threads that are always somewhat interesting or creative but no one ever responds to them
The best way to get a thread going is to have a conversation with yourself. You can also be another third guy
That happens a lot I think. Good threads go ignored in favor of absolute shitposting all the time. It's even worse on some other boards. I really hate this place at times.
feelsbad... i usually propose the most surreal situation in a thread, but na, everyones caught in the mainstream
I'm drunk. Again. Doesn't this ever end? I seem to do even worse sober though. I don't even go outside then. Have you ever tried to quit?
I've been trying to sober up. I'm almost two weeks in (although I got to almost three weeks before this and only fucked up one night).
I feel pretty good. Lost weight and might even have met a cool girl I kind of like.
I would recommend it. I'll probably not stop drinking entirely, but being sober is way more satisfying.
If you can type coherent sentences and use proper grammar then you aren't drunk mate
Try ending up immobile vomiting all over your bathroom every time you have a drink, that is a drinking problem
>>28992863
Fragmented sentences when I'm usually obsessive about how I type. Alcohol makes me less concerned for these things. It's part of what I like about it. Can't say I've vomited in a long time. Alcoholic can hold their drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6b6zTjLk0k&list=PLWmgcpoXdEMBGDkm2ri1bOUqA0US2vW4U&index=2
today we will be learning mandarin chinese.
>>28992707
qu shi, ni zhe ge wang ba dan.
ni lao ma mei tou fa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY0dIOrbcgo&list=PLWmgcpoXdEMBGDkm2ri1bOUqA0US2vW4U&index=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNoFqZDqdag&index=18&list=PLWmgcpoXdEMBGDkm2ri1bOUqA0US2vW4U
Why do Japanese men attempt/kill themselves so often. Lots of you guys worship Japanese culture, is there some sort of connection here?
>>28992683
Because living in japan sucks, they're worked like dogs for 12 hours a day at work or are NEET losers like your average robot
The reason all their animes and video games are all about high school is because that's the last time in their life they can have fun
>>28992683
Japan sucks as a place to live
>high pressure society
>fucking terrible work culture
>slave away at the company or you dishonour yourself
Because of this though, they produce some great escapist cartoons.
>>28992683
Not to mention it's been grained for 3 generations that fighting with everything you have only yields nuclear holocaust and that the only way to achieve greatness again is to work your ass of for a change to overcome the jews in the world economy
who feels like ending it tonight?
>>28992503
Not me. My life is better than yours! :^)
>>28992503
>tfw my gynecomastia insecurity is surfacing again
it...it'll go away right? I'm 18
I do. Just fucking end myself
What does it feel like when you cum inside a tight pussy?
>>28992501
its like salty milk and coins..........
>>28992501
Boko no bags of sand and nerve gas.
>>28992501
Real talk though it feels good.
My condom broke one time with my girlfriend and it felt awesome. Luckily she didn't get pregnant. That's the last time I buy that cheap shit.
What does a fujoshi smell like?
>>28992478
Cat urine
>>28992478
Salty bags of bl
>>28992478
god i fucking HATE THIS SLUTS FACE >TEEHEE LE HENTAI AHEGAO FACE RECREATION XDDDD dont hit on me silly boyz :)
Why are there so many Chad's nowadays?
Seriously. Every dude I see is at least 7/10 aesthetics.
It's the meme haircuts and workouts.
>>28992448
Guys are for sure putting more work into their appearance than any time in history.
>>28992430
Idk but it fucking sucks mang.
thinking Im a 5/10 and then going outside and 80% of guys are chads
Would you consider it attention whoreish to post a suicide note to facebook?
I actually want to go through with it but I have a lot of online friends I'd want to say goodbye to.
>>28992327
Dont do it bro, just be yourself and everything will be fixed
don't do it. my brother killed himself last year and it makes everything worse
Just talk to someone bro, everything'll be alright tomorrow
