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>where do the good boys go to hide away, hide away
>I'm a good, good girl who needs a little company
>>28985584
Post pic, roastie.
Muted4original
>>28985584
libraries, book stores. I study math in public
Where do the good girls go to hideaway? It's hard to find one with even a semblance of restraint.
Why do people have kids?
Ego mostly
>>28985517
Stroke their ego
>>28985517
Biological imperative, cultural imperative, etc. Really simple. I find it hilarious that people have children expecting that the child will bring happiness into their lives. But children don't spawn happiness simply by existing.
Have drugs made you ugly? Tfw used to be up for weeks at a time on meth and now i can barely move or look at myself in the mirror
On the inside
I also used to care a lot about fashion and grooming but now I don't
>>28985554
Iktf ive started cutting my own hair even, prolly looks like shit
Shoot up meth every day. Collapse veins. Also smoke meth too so my teeth are a bit rotten. Got a twitch. Also gotta rosebud from all the sex. Fuck yes.
> Why cant i have a qt like her??.
Shes just so perfect in every way i love Boxxy.
cos you look like a fucking egg, why would a qt be associated with a literal potato
Because a whole range of facts about human behavior lead to a cold and brutal society where innocence and childlike friendliness of girls are squashed by their peers once they reach maturity. Boxxy behavior gets destroyed and is replaced by hostility and hate. They call it "growing up", I would't call it that myself
Do you like my cats, r9k?
The cool-colored one likes the dock.
>>28985436
Do you molest your cats?
>>28985436
Yesss, dockbro is back
How's the cabin, dockbro?
>>28985436
cute kots
How well does connecting a hose from your exhaust pipe and putting it in through your car window work?
Pretty well but you might as well do it in an enclosed space like a garage for maximum effect.
iuno, way complex for me
>>28985359
I don't have a garage. I live in a complex.
>tfw you just want to hook up with some guy on Grindr and have them suck your dick or fuck them, but you don't know if you're good enough for their gay standards
>>28985329
lol get a girl instead op
Iktf
I make up all of these excuses, like how it goes against my romantic ideals and how undignified it is, but really I just want to get fucked silly and I'm afraid of rejection or it not going well. I do think they're valid concerns, though.
Best of luck to you.
>>28985426
I'll have to think about that one anon.
>be 3 days ago
>woke up to loads of spider bites on my feet, legs and sides
>thought nothing of it
>second day day
>bites puff up, turn black and blue
>yesterday
>red rash appears around them
>hurts to walk
>today
>rash spreads all around my feet, most of my legs and along my side
>painful limbing to get anywhere
>black and blue bites are darker than before, bigger too
I-I think Its finally over robots, even if it hurts like shit.
pls go see a doctor
>>28985267
Embrace your eternal demise
>>28985267
GO TO THE HOSPITAL PLEASE
what does it feel like to get bullied by girls?
>>28985226
lmao what did you do kiddo
Very erotic, makes me want succ of dick
physically, or wat?
ITT: Rude things people have said to you that constantly ring in your head and make you feel like shit.
"When will you fucking grow up?"
-crush
I get legitimately triggered when other men fart in my presence.
I interpret it as an insult because in my experience, it usually is.
I fucking hate farting guys.
Farting girls are fine though.
>"Anon please leave mommy's panties in the hamper where they belong!"
"YOU SUCK AT PLAYING GUITAR"Some guy from my school when I was in high school drove by and yelled this at me while I was walking home from school. Still haven't forgotten it and haven't played guitar since then.
no job
no gf
2 friends
no degree
no real skills
why continue?
because radishes are rad
>2 friends
KILL
YOU
SELF
>2 friends
get the fuck out NORMIE
>it's a swimming deep in the ocean nightmare
>its a standing on land but still get eaten nightmare
>its a dont move a muscle or they'll slowly cut you up and eat you alive nightmare
>it's a everybody is laughing at you for no reason nightmare
No one is going to come and help us, right?
I honestly feel that everyone is making an effort to make me even worse than I was before.
If you're not going to help me, leave me at the very least alone or something.
[cue generic normalfag insults invokving lacking responsibility, immaturity, loneliness, low hygiene, cowardice, and mental retardation]
You're a man, you have no inherent value, nobody is going to help you out of anything other than pity, and you can't count on that.
Your role in life is to build yourself into something of value, and provide that value to your family and/or society. You have no worth beyond that. If you can't do that, you might as well die as far as they care.
>>28985160
see
>I honestly feel that everyone is making an effort to make me even worse than I was before.
It really bothers me that people genuinely think I want to be in this situation.
>why don't you fix yourself then?
how?
>>28985170
>you might as well die as far as they care.
This is always in my head.
If white women choose big black cock, shouldn't white men choose tight black pussy?
>>28985058
I'd pick a better specimen than that mantis if I were going that way.
>>28985058
>tight black pussy?
you mean tight asian pussy, and they do
Let's keep the race mixing at an acceptable level and preserve at least some purebred specimens of each race for future generations. I want my grandkids to be able to fuck girls that black.
>female coworker starts laughing at all your jokes that arent funny
>>28984992
The sound of women laughing is like cocaine to me. I don't really try to be "the funny guy," but for some reason I can't help but get turned on/feel amazing when a girl is giggling while we talk.
It's nice to know I'm not creeping them out all the time...
>>28984992
You are doing some good progress
Good job
>>28985302
Same, my man. I guess some chicks dig sarcasm and deadpan because that's all I do.
>>28985320
Love you too m8 I try
