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Really personal shit thread that you need to get out?
>raped before puberty
>i find prepubescent kids sexually attractive now
>kill me
>>28974485
U goin to jail nigga
you had sex get out normie
>>28974506
only if i get silly and stick my willy in some kiddy
but-i'm-not-a-rapper.mp4
Anyone else have bad experiences with weed? Every time I smoke I get paranoid and insecure or it just fucks me out of my gourd. Why do people like this shit?
>>28974457
that basically happened to me the last two times i smoked it
i had like one puff yesterday because i knew it was gonna happen again if i let it get out of control
for me its because i always end up thinking about how lonely i am and wish i had a boyfriend right before i start smoking and it just fucks me up while i'm high
>>28974457
Yes. It gives me derealisation, and since a terrible experience with it that still affects me a year later, it makes me starts to hallucinate and dissociate if I have it now, as if I just smoked salvia
>>28974457
Some people just get that way, I've personally never had it happen to me though.
I always feel pretty in control of the situation.
>fall for the tinder meme
>not even unattractive just average based on how girls act around me in person
>not a single tinder match over a week
>tinder says there's no one new around me
is it time to end my life senpaitachi?
also post your tinder stores
Try the Tinder for underage folks, it's way easier to get a match there, at least from my experience
Just make an account where you set your age at 17, you can even put in your description you're a bit older than that, although if you don't look too old you can lie about your age too
Get that prime teen pussy man
>>28974460
im 18 so maybe that could work, but it seems like a great way to get v& and laughed at since youngins dont want sex and barely want a relationship
bumpapperoni
Continuing for OP in last thread.
We are outcasts anyway, we might as well be Supervillains.
Create your own Supervillain for /r9k/'s Supervillain league.
Drawfags also very welcome.
>Villain Alias
>Superpower
>Costume
One of my own:
>Villain Alias: Sui-Side
Sui-Side was a schizophrenia and severe depression patient who was hospitalized in a mental hospital against his will. Sui-Side got his super powers from a psychotic experience after remaining in solitary confinement wearing the same straight jacket for over 6 years. After a mysterious explosion destroyed the mental hospital, Sui-Side escaped and set his goal: Make this world suffer and kill all heroes.
>Superpower
Sui-Side is able to psychologically attack people and get them to kill themselves, kill other people or disable them mentally making them go insane.
Sui-Side is completely invincible to any type of mental pain and cannot be fooled or harmed psychologically.
>Costume
Sui-Side wears a long, thick black suit and a red tie. He often warks a top hat.
The mask is a white, blank mask which is cut in half and revels half of Suicide's face (Like this: http://www.peterfuda.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Shutterstock-phantom-mask1.jpg).
Alias: The Wizard of OCD
Story: After decades festering in his dungeon reading obscure tomes of dark knowledge, The Wizard concludes that man is inherently evil and heros must be exposed, through wicked moral dilemmas and trials of character, to be evil themselves. The idea is that a hero, is simply a charismatic villain, and hence, more evil, while the explicit villain is at least honest.
His costume is standard wizard gear.
The Smegma Samurai
Superpower: jizz katana and enchanted dakimakura shield. can send a wave of overpowering stench that incapacitates normies. women can sense him coming from a mile away.
Costume: Grungy samurai attire and oversized microwavable noodle bowl as helmet.
Anyone have the list of all the villains?
Why aren't you spending your life in the pursuit of becoming a wizard?
There's not much to pursue. All you have to do is not have sex for 30 years. I'm 22 and seem to have no problem with that.
>>28974634
Not the generic idea of a wizard
I mean doing things like excelling in some academic field and pursuing philosophical truths and disregarding generic interests and animalistic instincts
And wearing cool robes and having a beard
>>28975662
>And wearing cool robes and having a beard
I will do that once I've reached wizardous enlightenment.
But for the moment, I feel that learning to understand computers and how they work is the closest you can get to modern-day wizardry.
And I'm trying to pursue that.
There's a massive fucking cuck on the front page of Reddit right now.
He says his girlfriend left him, then got knocked up by some dude who left her. Then she got back together with OP. Have fun reading his comments.
https://www.reddit.com//r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4lx9sy/im_going_to_try_and_be_the_best_fucking_dad_i_can/
Cool OP, shit like this exists in the world.
yep. a standard cuck. His mind is gone.
This is why society is falling apart and why I spend time on /r9k/
I will not click link to that demonic webpage though
Do robots wear boxers of briefs?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367851
Why are briefs so fucking GAY?
Boxers cause I like something to contain the bulge. I like it smooth down there
>>28974236
I'm wearing a pair of laced panties, I'm a straight guy.
>7.5" dick but girls say that they like average sized 6" dicks
>>28974227
7 by 6 here. Most guys ask me to top to see how it feels but I want to bottom.
9x7 here. you guys have no idea how good you have it. every girl I sexed complains about pain.
>>28974227
6 inch master race here. I don't know my girth but it seems like a pretty good size.
>>28974281
Hello /lgbt/, I see the raids continue today.
> Have a housecat
> Go over to pet it
> It hisses at me and runs away
> Mfw not even cats like me
>>28974219
is it neutered?
Is it a dick to other people or just you?
>>28974241
Yes, that may be why he hates me, now when i think about it
>you have prepared for this day for months
>finally it has come
>someone will finally beat CHO'S record and it will be you
>you go to the busiest nightclub on a Saturday night
>you park your car and say the final prayer
>you put on your favorite music
>prepare your weapons
>you get in
So what will be:
1)Your catchphrase before you start the rampage
2)your music of choice
3)your weapon of choice (pic please)
GO!
Ps:FBI please don't knock on my door this is just for fun
>not staging your rampage inside the fbi
smurf more, globalfag
>>28974065
>"gotta go fast"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEannNh8ihA
>me running so fast i bump into people and they die
1) should i kill you with my edge, or my katana?*tips fedora*
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
3) katana
>the nicer you are to women the more they dislike you
>the more of an asshole you are the more they love
why are females such demented creatures?
>>28974027
Not sure. Women are degenerate by nature. It seems like the more I ignore them, the more they are interested. They especially like it if I tease them, or even appear irritated and make snappy rude comments to them.
That's simply not true, you fucking retard. You are not nice. And women don't like you for a multitude of reasons.
>>28974027
We like hot guys. Maybe its because you're just ugly. Ive dated lots of nice guys lol since they were all hot. As long as you're hot we don't care. I personally like the bad boys haha. But that's just me.
Monthly thread featuring autistic virgins from /r9k/
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>28973982
>tfw i'll never be cute boy
fuck this gay earth
>>28974058
That's obviously a girl with a pixie
>>28975593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrsJV59DVRs&feature=youtu.be
nope
Why do you continue to take your anger out on wveryone, wagecuck? It's not everyone elses fault that you are a slave. You did this to yoyrself by fallling for the contribution to society meme.
Y-Y-YOU'RE WRONG NEET
WHAT I DO MATTERS
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>28973963
The mods are so gay for trying to censor the NEET vs WAGEKEK civil war.
Let them fight, goddammit. Let them FIGHT until they cannot FIGHT anymore I say!!!
>>28973963
>Unemployed man who lives with his parents thinks he can talk down to anyone
Kek
If you could rewrite your life, what kind of person do you want to have become?
>>28973760
id have a slightly more attractive face
and i would've kept the girl that got away
>>28973760
I would just search & replace every mention of me with the pronoun 'somebody', every mention of me telling someone something with 'he/she chanced upon the idea that...', and so on.
>>28973760
i wish i wasnt so empathetic
If a girl offered to be your girlfriend would you still accept if she was low test?
shit cosplay.
Does her vagina work?
This comment was not original
I'd fuck her but probably wouldn't gf
