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Being as though I am a crab and possess the natural urge to direct my life towards familiar shell-fish behaviors, I hatched into the tides seeking a life of vice and thrill in contrast of witnessing a lifestyle that nature had planned for my mother and kin. Coexisting with humans was very challenging at first. People would say "Hey crab! Shouldn't you be on the beach walking sideways and sleeping all day?" or "You're never going to make it as an O.G. kingpin and you can't be a famous rapper, you're a crab!" It was demoralizing to hear such doubt in my success. This made my confidence dissolve into nihility and finding love had been hopeless, after all, I am crabsexual. But despite the overwhelming odds of making it to be the kingcrab, I pushed myself to walk forwards, and after awhile I could even walk backwards! I had proven my seriousness to many and after many molts, I had honeys, money, guns and law enforcement right in my pinchers. I had done many violent, evil things to claw my way to the top, and the law couldn't keep up while my crew and I represented in my G6 sedan. #crablivesmatter
Sup mr Crabs
Have you ever pinched somebody so hard he cried?
What is your stance towards Snails?
>>28972052
Congratulations on your climb to the top, what's your proudest moment and biggest regret? How do you feel about knowing you're a delicious delicacy (if you didn't).
>>28972078
Ive pinched a fuckboy in the jugular so hard he bled out. watched him claw around crying on the floor like lil bitch
You ever talked to a snail? theyre the irish of shellfish. ask a marine biologist hell agree
>diet on losing weight is based 80% on food
if only i didint had bad genes
>80% based on food
more like 100%
/fit/ here.
Count your macros fatty.
>>28972192
macros like in wow?
Reveal your secrets. How do you avoid entropy?
anyone love the idea of sex and relationship
but ultimately after experiencing both
it was over-rated as all hell by the media ?
just putting it out there and sayin is all
for the virgins complaining
>>28971999
everything is overrated. Reality is supposed to be disappointing. If it's not disappointing, it's not real
>>28971999
Pretty much every form of media ever is packed full of stories where love solves everyone's problems in life and answers all their big questions, after they've gone through some trial to obtain it. So yeah, definitely overhyped. It's like at some point in the past romantic love took the place of god or religion in our stories because it was agnostic and everyone could get behind it.
>Have inability to connect with people emotionally
>Expect that sex and relationships are going to be enjoyable
There is no logic to this theory. I have even confirmed the non-validity of it through experiment.
> Okay i don't know about you guys but i am sick and tired of all these fucking normal fags and chad mother fuckers coming to our board and taunting us there all a bunch of faggots and i proudly take part in killing them all if i ever got the chance because well lets face it they deserve it does anyone else here feel the same way i do about all of this and are you guys also sick of normies??.
Yes there awful i hate them.
>>28971925
You'll never find love anon! :DDDDD I fuck my qt everyday m9 xDD
>>28972058
> GET OUT FUCKING NORMAL FAG RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!.
Guys I have 3 checks with $200 each and I need to go inside the bank since I forgot my pin. I dont know how I forgot it but Im kicking myself for it right now. What do the people in there ask you for? Do I have to bring all my files or just my wallet?
Bempa
Just SOME ONE
>>28971900
Yes bring all your ID, everything, even an envelope proving your address and name
I drive a Hyundai i20.
If no car, why not?
Surely it's not because you haven't passed your driving test?
>being able to afford a car
time to leave, normie
>>28971910
Leave underager.
>>28971881
'03 Ford Focus
Yep
>no weed for a little over a month
>have only been smoking weed for a year
>even then it's been really "off and on", never an everyday affair for months on end
>craving it so bad that when I'll read the word "weed" when I'm reading over something when it's really something like "need", "seed", or just a four letter word
I thought this stuff wasn't that addictive, I'm fucking fiending here with no end in sight.can't get a job because no car
>>28971738
If you live in my city I'll give you a couple grams for free
where ya at?In the province of Ontario here, hbu?
>>28971738
Who cares if it's addictive, That's no reason to ban it...
Far more people are addicted to cigarettes and tobacco
You have an addictive personality
>>28971767
Not OP but I haven't had weed in 6 years, because went back to being a fat neet cunt who's afraid of the outside world. Also Ontario.
if women want sex just as much as men do, why do they almost never watch porn? Why do lonely women not see escorts? I don't think women desire sex as much as we do. I think their libido is pathetic and they just use sex to get what they really want which is materialistic things. ree
>>28971691
>men fall in love with what they see
>women fall in love with what they hear
>the reason men lie and women wear makeup
They sterotypically read fantasy novels and are afraid of losing hymens and getting pregnant because mommey and daddy will hate you for being a sinful slut that killed their grandkid(s).
>>28971691
men are active and women are reactive.
men and women ENJOY sex just the same, but men hunt for it and women just enjoy being hunted by the right men. women are very picky and passive, but that doesn't mean that they don't want it.
>>28971691
they don't even get pleasure from it. all of it is faked so that they can use you and deceive you to their own benefit. it's deplorable. the female is a husk.
Are there support groups for losers like us? I know anyone can go to aa and I'm sure there are kinds of others but for males sitting inside all day staring at screens?
you're posting on one
Someone needs to start an NGO that goes around coaxing /r9k/ like young men out in into the world. We can't go on like this.
>>28971664
Maybe a social anxiety support group, or some kind of men's group?
>>28971670
>/r9k/
>supportive
44 year old Japanese woman wants my dick. Is it worth it?
>>28971625
Pics of the woman pls
>>28971641
Here you go my familam. She doesn't seem fat.
>>28971625
>going over 21
>begging for stds
Where do you draw the line on being a robot?
>Turning 24 next week
>Have a couple of friends I hang out with occasionally
>Have had 2 long term relationships
>Have had sex with 3 women
>No job
>Live with parents
>Just play computer games or browse the internet most days
>No aspirations
>Bleak future
>Small skillset
>A few hobbies (guitar, programming, biking)
I feel like I'm in a weird limbo state of half-normie, half-robot. So what am I?
>>28971589
You are you
>>28971733
True, but being able to identify with other humans is a pretty critical aspect of life.
>>28971745
Then I'd say you're a failed normie.
>tfw the mcdonalds employee gets your sweet just right
>>28971491
I like to go the manager when my slaves do a good job and say as much. Likewise for when they fuck up. I feel like i'm doing my part.
>Tfw NEETfrog asks you pick 5 individual sesame seeds off his McBurger
>>28971583
i need to try this
Somebody please redpill me on /nofap/
I waited three days then I tried a week it was pretty much the same
Some shit Reddit made up.
>>28971473
It's just placebo. It doesn't really matter how often you fap. It won't make you a better person or anything.
I want a clingy gf who goes everywhere with me. Home, work, leisure, etc.
I want her to become a part of me, and for us to never be apart.picture is not related
>>28971435
No, pic very related. It's where you'll inevitably end up being cut up and buried when you get with a clingy GF
>>28971462
I don't mind desu.
But how would she manage it?
We would literally never be apart.
>>28971515
You'd get annoyed by her at some point and try to go back to peaceful solitude. She wouldn't take that very well.
>tfw no bf who knows how to cook
That's what every female is feeling right now when they see this intelligent, alpha male who's not afraid to show his feminine side.
Every single one of you pathetic virgins wants to be me and every girl wants me inside of them. Are you feeling confused, scared, insecure about how much better I am than you? Face it, you'll never be me even if you did stop playing those stupid video games tomorrow because I was born your superior and deep down you know your place.
>i feel so good about myself and am such a good man I have to put other people down to make up for my insecurities
>>28971427
Is that even food?
Yeah. You don't think I see you pathetic fat fucking virgin losers sitting there stroking your neckbeards as your chin fat jostles about just thinking, sweating, praying for some kind of witty remark to send back to me?
Now you're getting frustrated and angry because you realize you have nothing and all that's running through your mind is an attempt to justify why you're so inferior to me. You'll never have half as much as I do because I was born your superior, I work twice as hard as you do and reap twice as many benefits. You're the scum on the bottom of my shoe, the hobo I step over while going to my job, the guy who cries himself to sleep because you can't be me and you know it.
You have nothing and you will never be anything but nothing.
