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>Oh no! pit stain! I hope I don't smell, anon can you give me a sniff check on my sweaty pits?
>a girl will never shove my face in her stinky sweaty pits
fuck
my
life
why does this turn me on more than looking at women's boobs or butts
>>28966707
most girls don't really smell senpai.
I have a lesbian friend and she let me smell her pits once after exercise. She didn't really smell like anything.
Do you think meme magic is real?
Of courshe, my original friend
>literal meme candidate is close to becoming the president of the united states
>plane crashes constantly contain bane memes
>all these gets itt
kek wills it
it's not magic. memes affect how people think which affects how they act.
how do i just stop eating?
lots of water and dedication
kill yourself
I'm sure I'll be muted
>>28966594
Try not putting food in your mouth, but in your ass.
St. Elliot drove. Why don't you?
>>28966557
I do anon
BMWs are cars for robots
cant afford one t b h
>>28966557
I do you little faggot.
Today is the last day of Mental Health Awareness month! Look at how much normies care about us, they dedicated an entire month to our problems! Don't you feel bad for being mean to them now? They're breaking the stigma! After all, it's totally fine when ugly, shut-in losers are mentally-ill. But when it happens to an attractive normie? It's a national crisis!
What stigma? I don't even know other people in real life.
>>28966498
>anxiety and depression memes
Where are the really serious shit? Schizophrenia? Where is even the just disruptive shit like OCD? Anxiety and depression are the fucking babby tier mental illnesses, and there is next to no stigma about them. If that is all they care about then they can fuck off.
>>28966873
Normalfags only care about schizophrenia as much as they can off-handedly insult someone with 'you're psychotic' when they disagree with what he/she says. They probably have never seen a psychotic person in their lives.
how would you feel if someone dated you just to indulge their foot fetish?
girl from work likes me and wants to date but i just wanna massage and play with her wrinkly soles ;3
>girl from work likes me and wants to date but i just wanna massage and play with her wrinkly soles ;3
Date her. Get foot action. Lose her. It isn't hard if you're offered the chance to be with women.
There's a Chad on this board who does exactly that, and he's fine.
you should date her, but don't tell her it's just about her feet.
Eventually she'll realize, but who cares?
![Alexandra-Daddario-Feet-2165315[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kBU55b8.jpg "Alexandra-Daddario-Feet-2165315[1]")
>>28966731
>>28966768
its a great deal, she has 10/10 feet and was saying how much she loves foot massages but could never get any from previous boyfriends.
i have been keeping a pokerface to not reveal my enthusiasm over that yet
>that feeling when u have no bf
a/s/l
?
I rented a cabin for 5 days and my friend doesnt want to come anymore, If anyone else is interested see >>>/soc/23857056
>>28966407
I just want to feel like I'm safe (from other people) for once. It's hard to get over being bullied nearly your entire school life.
>>28966469
I want a boy to hold me in his arms and tell me that everything is going to be OK and that he will protect me.
>tfw no kawal honoring, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, salamin shattering, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28966377
Hello friend.
I hope you had a good day today.
I always look forward to your posts.
>>28966377
Why. Again? Really?
>>28966432
Dude he's posted this like fucking every day for a year or so now.
I would be disappointed if he /stopped/
Wtf is their problem?
Woman driver memes
>>28966375
It's not even a meme. I drive a truck and it's always women who never let me merge left into traffic. when there is a red light I attempt to come in and as soon as a women driver pulls up she looks at me then continues driving and stops as to block me from merging. Always women specifically younger ones
>>28966369
why is the steering wheel on the right side??
Given the acidity of lemons.
The openness of a piss slit.
Is there anything wrong with fucking a lemon?
Asking for a friend.
>>28966343
no
blookcs
Might hurt a little bit. The acidity and all. But it might feel good too. Probably not going to do any damage. Why do you want to fuck a lemon?
No, it actually sounds like a good idea.
>Anon, your EBT card now has a balance of $196
>>28966265
Wut
t.
OP must have or be close to someone with EBT because that's like exact the normal monthly balance unless you're a wage cuck
>>28967732
so? you expect someone to make rent and bills AND buy food off of $11k a year? its impossible. $100 a month barely helps
tendies thread
>be me
>wake up from 23 hour nap, starving
>craving tendies
>saved up some extra gbp by helping mommy bring in groceries
>only problem is mommy's boyfriend chad is with her in their room making snugglies
>fucking hate that bitch i want tendies now
>yell at mommy through closed door
>"MOMMY! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES!"
>"not now anon ill get you some later"
>fucking bitch ill show her
>get my pissjugs from under my bed, along with my cum blanket, pretty much completely crusty at this point
>barge into mommy's room
>chad is on top of mommy
>take one of my pissjugs and pour contents onto them
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" chad screams
>mommy is sobbing
>"WENDY'S TENDIES ARE SO SPLENDID! NONE FOR YOU AND ALL FOR ME. IF YOU WANT SOME TASTY TENDIES, GBP WILL BE THE FEE."
>chad punches me, fall over, breaking pissjugs on floor
>piss is everywhere
>pee is a fetish of mine, get really horny
>take out my iphone 6s and type in my favorite hentai
>start using my cum blanket to jerk off my dick
>chad and mommy are staring in shock
>chad gets up and leaves, mommy chasing after him
>"CHAD, WAIT!" mommy is crying
>"I can't handle this anymore Stacy, you're son is a fucking freak."
>chad slams door and drives away
>finish fapping, cum buckets into my cum blanket
>"ill go get your tendies now anon" she says, sadly
>mommy comes home with tendies
>gobble them up while watching gianna michaels gangbang and fapping.
>and i still have 50 gbp left.
back to /r/4chan
this meme has been dead for 6 months
>>28966150
fuck off normie
original comment desu
>>28966113
Kek OP should have asked for a blowy joey
What's this fatfuck's name again?
>>28966016
Dan "first one inside her" Schneider
Dan "The Loli Port-a-Potty" Schnieder
>>28966016
dan 'totally not jewish' schneider
Is it ok to like vidya and anime? Do you guys hide that side of yourself in the real world? It's fucking sad that you can't like what you want to like and not get shit for it
Depends on where I am and if I want to expose my interests
I'm not going to figure drawing session to chat about my Chinese cartoons no matter how much I want to. Mostly because I really fucking hate meeting other weebs. No one can seem to hide their power levels anymore
>>28966292
post art?
t. /ic/
>>28966013
If you're cool with being a nerd go for it.
If not, get some non-sperg hobbies asap.
>tfw house is infested with camel crickets, centipedes, mosquitoes, and stink bugs
kill me now
>>28966003
those are yucky
>>28966003
Camel crickets safe?
>>28966003
I have dreams about my living space being infested with bugs every couple of months. Not even sure why; I haven't had much contact with them IRL.
![January-Jones-Feet-2191660[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4i9IYI.jpg "January-Jones-Feet-2191660[1]")
