I got with a big beautiful woman who has megan fox thumbs. shes like my cousin in a way, not by blood. she taught me that good girls like it slow.
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>>28964335
Megan fox thumbs?
>>28964492
thats it m8
Why are all trashy white Americans called Tyler?
>>28964290
I don't know why do all obese women have a tumblr?
Why are you forgetting Cletus?
>tyler
>taylor
>clay
>tray
>jayden
>payden
>aayden
why do stupid gen xers name their kids this shit?
Anyone else like walking at night? I find it really calming to be all alone and have the silence only be broken by the crickets and your own footsteps.
>>28964250
> Live in a large town
> Mostly niggers, spics and Filipinos
> Police famous for stopping random people walking around at night and assuming they're drug dealers
>>28964250
Walking at night is nice. I usually listen to music when I walk, but I've also walked without music. Walking has a nice calming effect where I can clear my thoughts, and the rhythmic tapping of my feet adds to the effect. It's also cooler at night (and I'm talking about temperature not hipness) which feels good when during the warm seasons.
>>28964250
Yeah, I like jogging at night better than any other time of day. I like the smell of the cool night air and I'm always able to run faster.
Is anyone currently on their quest to be like water?
Salty??
OP u mad
>>28964336
I'm mad Bruce Lee died so young. otherwise nah
>>28964242
>that pic
That's fuckin' sexy right there
Are there any cool things worth buying from J-List?
>J-List buying threads now
jesus christ
>>28964169
What's wrong with J-LIST?
>>28964324
They're a little overpriced and the selection could be better
I'd give anything to be a big cuddly guy like Chris Pratt in his Parks and Rec days. I'm only 5'10" and any excess flab looks absolutely terrible on me. Life really is shit when you're below 6'.
I'm tall and I've been losing weight recently. Goal body is to be cuddly bear :3
The only way to have a belly and still be attractive is to be a big guy that's like 6'2" plus. At that height you can carry the excess weight better.
>>28964196
I seriously think we're seeing a shift in preference for women. I see plenty of super hot girls with sort of chubby dudes. They're almost always at least 6' feet tall though. A flabby belly on a shorter guy just looks like shit.
Did he handle this correctly? What would you do in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
poor Louie
luckily he's not Chinese or he'd be sent to one of this government facilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z15enlhZLi8
>>28964114
this is old hsit fukc off
My personal favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH8zQ_C6olA
>tfw you find out everyone at your job hates you
i thought i was doing okay, but apparently i "rub people the wrong way" - whatever that means..
an example that was given to me - last week we had a day where we wore blue for some charity, one of the people wore purple and i asked why she wore purple. she said she thought it was close enough to blue, to which i replied that it is close, but isn't actually blue
apparently that makes me a bad guy
i got yelled at today for putting a child in his room and leaving him
and then again for putting a kid in a room who's class wasn't dismissed yet
i didn't know
i had like 4 more kids to put away
Fuck work I hate it so much
>Anon just doesn't listen, he seems distracted
no, i'm just stupid and i dont care sorry senpai
Imagine it from her point of view
>Have to wear blue for work
>Don't own any blue clothes
>Wear purple instead
>Guy at work asks why I'm not wearing blue
>Explain it's close enough
>He just says it's not blue
Basically needlessly ragging on her for a minor thing. It sounds like you do this a lot as well. People find that sort of thing irritating because...
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Some guy made an updated version of the Kinsey scale to include a dimension for asexuality.
https://m.mic.com/articles/126346/what-s-your-true-sexual-orientation-the-purple-red-scale-is-here-to-help-you-find-out#.ZiaR3BmoJ
I thought it might be fun to see where each of anons fall on the grid.
I think I fall at an E1.
B0 here what's up losers
F2
If it weren't for sex i'd never interact with anyone
D1 here
There's no such thing as true love, and we're all going to die anyways,have a nice day :)
>>28963920
it's nice not to suffer so bad along the way tho
>>28963920
I believe this is photoshopped to affect the eye color and size of the lips
>>28963920
There is this one girl who to this day still makes me feel mushy. No one else can make me feel that way. I haven't seen her for 7 years.
Would you vote Libertarian if the candidate promised to pardon elliot roger?
>>28963891
I'd vote Libertarian if they had a chance, but they don't, so I'm gonna vote for the Donald.
>>28963932
messico
pls
>>28963932
butter trump
Im doing it. I'm living the fucking drea.
drea
posting in bread just in case. jsp
so long space robots XDXDXDX
ITT: Post the most generic thing you can that without getting muted.
I like triangles
>>28963711you need to be more specific senpai
>>28963711
Milieu
>be a fat, fat fuck
>decide to stop being so huge
>try to bike
>no sense of balance
>buy three wheeled bike with giant basket from retarded aunt
>now paranoid about looking retarded so huffing and puffing along each ride and trying to stop and say "good afternoon, how are you? a beautiful day isn't it?" to every person who looks at me just to prove I'm not retarded
Life...
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>>28963676
Unless you live in old timey England that's incredibly retarded of you
>>28963708
The retarded can't speak properly, it's proof enough that I don't have Down's syndrome.
I have a mong face and I'm bow legged, pigeon-toed, and fat as fuck so most people do assume I have an extra chromosome.
People have stopped me in public and asked in a baby voice where my caretaker was, it's very humiliating.
>>28963676
>stop and say "good afternoon, how are you? a beautiful day isn't it?" to every person who looks at me just to prove I'm not retarded
what
>tfw cosplay grils have orgies back in their hotel rooms and you get nothing
>>28963666
Yeah. Then they go on the Internet and complain about their """depression""" and """""social anxiety""""".
I think cosplay culture benefits whores more than normie culture. As they can get to fuck anyone by cosplaying a sexy character, males only get a chance to be beta followers or trying to pick up girls.
TFW dont care what cosplay girls do in the back of a hotel room