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Hey, fellas. I'm in a lil' spot of trouble. Who wants a story?
Wow class B felony? for a little mischief?
>>28984449
Post et figotot
>>28984449
Kek what up fridebro long time no see. So what exactly are they charging you for? For being a degenerate and fucking up the apartment?
> You are now very much aware there are teenagers on here.
>You are now very aware that no one gives a shit.
Seriously, how does this affect you in anyway, shape or form, just ignore it and get on with your life.
They mostly just lurk like the newfags they are anyway.
Man, you should see /mu/. The last time I went there there was a "what year were you born" thread and most posters were born after 1996
I'm never arguing about music with children again
What is wrong with this situation? ? ?
I've been noticing more and more polyamory discussion in the media. It's still niche but it's gaining traction. I personally think polyamory is just more kike degeneracy. What would polyamory do? It would allow alphas to build harems of women in a socially acceptable manor. It would also allow women to legally cuck men out in the open. Think about it a women could just sleep with a bunch of chads will keeping a beta provider on the side.
Not really surprising that it's gaining traction. Women have been bemoaning for years that there aren't enough eligible bachelors around, anymore.
The average woman would rather be one of many to a Chad than the one and only to a beta.
>>28984336
There's no way polyamory can be real. It literally is just an excuse. Polyamory is not possible.
In Tibet, women sometimes marry two brothers at the same time.
They both have one wife, and she has two husbands. And her two husbands are literally bros.
What's it like getting a blowjob? Does it feel better or worse than a vagina?
Do girls get self conscious about how they look chocking on cock?
>>28984264
>Do girls get self conscious about how they look chocking on cock?
I doubt they care much at all.
>how would i know but
it feels worse, like an incomplete vagina, and even the vagina has its drawbacks..
In my experience it blows.
But seriously, I got no physical pleasure whatsoever, just wetness and boredom.
I've had tons of blowjobs. Every last one of them sucked.
inb4
>blows
>sucked
yeah I get it
No Thais edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #13
>>28956556
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
>>28984191
First for Russian qts
>>28984191
not cool linking r9k users in the image desu imo
what does she want from me?
Ask an ugly 20+ virgin guy with plenty of Chad friends anything
how do you define someone as "a friend"?
>>28984262
We hang out together, care for each other, help each other out etc, you don't have any friends anon?
>>28984185
get out of here normie
>>>>www.reddit.com
What should the neet do if shit hit's the fan?
I mean in some countries neets live from welfare, in some they live from their parrents.
But what are we doing if the internet suddenly ceases to exist? If supermarkets don't sell food anymore?
Im really scared of this scenario, that's why i started to learn about how to grow veggies in my garden, and how to kill chickens if they don't lay eggs anymore.
I don't have chickens yet, but thankfully im living in an small village, where the last owner had a little barn for chickens, and we have lot's of fertile land to grow crops on.
But imagine all the other neets living in small apartments.
What should they do?
Let's say economy crashes, will the power and Internet guys still give the population power? Or will they just cut it all off?
Im scared guys, for you and for me, is there a masterplan for us neets to survive this upcoming madness?
Please we have to prepared its HAPPENING
>>28984163
there will never be another world war
no one wants to die for the interests of fat fucking jews
nationalism it at an all-time low (at least in the US, where i live)
clear outlined alliances
no one wants to get nuked or see the earth get nuked into oblivion
etc. etc.
where do you live, OP?
>>28984982
Im an welfare queen living in germany, and please stop destroying my dreams.
Plz help me get over my depression
And the King of the robots are m2k
>>28984027
Get xanax/valium/ativan/high mg of klonopin from your doctor. Let the drugs remove your limitations and hope the life you make after the drugs wear off is worth living.
That or drink until you die of liver failure in your late 20s.
>>28984082
I'm 15 and already trying 2 drink my ass of adhd 2 and half fag
>>28984027
>King of robots
>Not a virgin
wew lad.
You don't solve depression. You take a drug which makes it easier to live. Sort of like pain management. if you have chronic pain, you take Opiates to deal with it. Of course, the pain never goes away, and the opiates have terrible side effects.
>Hey anon, look all these new friends your little brother brought home for dinner.
>When are you going to bring friends over?
>Maybe you could call a few right now and ask them to come... just a few... hehehehe we don't have pizza for everyone of your pals. I guess we can set the table for five additional friends only.
What do?
>>28983968
no that's okay i don't have any friendsnot even online
no family is like this
>>28983968
How have you not noticed this whole time that I have no friends and just spend all my time in my room?
And I fucked up the ejaculation. If you edge that long you have to prepare your body to ejaculate, it requires timing, and I didn't have the patience so I just came like I would any ole time. Sixteen hours down the drain.
I don't really understand.
I used to do this on adderall.
Except I wouldn't fuck up the release, you fucking idiot.
I recommend masturbating on adderall by the way
>>28983901
>Messing up release
What is this? How do you prepare yourself?is this memes?
What are some realistic things you want to change about yourself that would make your life much happier?
It can't be things like "I wish I had a 10 inch cock or was 7' tall", it must be things you can actually change.
For me I want to loose about 20-25lbs and get an ottermode body. Also, I really need to find a better hairstyle. I also need to get my ADHD & OCD under control.
>>28983885
I want to be able to do all the good things that release oxytocin like connecting with people, know appropiate ways to get physical contact, try gay and maybe real heterosexual love.. finish my licenciate's degree, get a job, go to the gym T_T and learn useful stuff I didn't learn in university, like deep maths and data science stuff.
>>28983885
Would love to stop procrastinating so much, basically just fucked up an entire year in uni beause of this and I fear it will have consequenses for my future career,
Otherwise I don't know, I've kind of settled on never being loved so I just want to make money and fuck prostitutes/golddiggers.
>>28983885
I try to do something each day. Today I sat in the sun and it was pretty nice.
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I TAKE A SHIT ONLY HAVF OF THE FUCINK SHIT DROPS BUT THE REST STAYS IN MY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE REFUSING TO COME OUT? >:(
>>28983870
Do you have an anal fissure?
Might be rectum/colon cancer.
Could be a lot of things.
Get that shit checked at a proctologists office.
>>28983870
>WHY IS IT WHENEVER I TAKE A SHIT ONLY HAVF OF THE FUCINK SHIT DROPS BUT THE REST STAYS IN MY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE REFUSING TO COME OUT? >:(
try enema using a hose in your backyard
it will flush all that shit right out
>>28983956
Fissure?? This isn't fucking geology!
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
If you do use your cam./mic, you'll be warned, then kicked.
mic and cams are allowed between movies, why are u lying jack
>>28983817
Just finishing 50 Shades of Grey.
Going to vote on new movie soon.
New poll up
vote now or I will bend you over my knee
Have you robots ever masturbated with your clothes on? I find it's more of an enjoyable climax desu
>>28983763
You mean in the pants right?
>>28983777
That's it, I've always had a different orgasm that way
>>28983763
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KAREN AND FUCK HER THIGHS
>use the shower
>flush the toilet
>shower turns hot
Can't explain it
mixing valve
Probably wrong but, when showers use hot/cold water, and when you flush the toilet it turns off the cold water flow to the shower so the shower turns hot.
>>28983831
the pressure changes and less cold water gets to the shower
if you have a modern mixing valve it fixes that problem
