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Guenter is a whore who hates herself edition
Disgusting Indonesian feet sub-edition

THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.

***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.

Old thread #12
>>28930197
Linking back to older threads because faggot OPs didn't link them
#11
>>28905734
#10
>>28890879
#9 which has a trail all the way back to #0
>>28864426

Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
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>>28956460
what sub is it?
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>>28956556
oh shit these feet lol
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>firing up all scripts
>removing the users_visited txt multiple times
>revisting the same qts over and over until they message me
>inbox is filled with qts asking why i never messaged them and then get excited when i say i would like to talk to them
>juggling multiple european qts on skype already

life is good
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>tfw she's asked for my facebook
>caved and accepted
>she's not as qt as I thought
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>>28956460

SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON, IS IT JEWS?
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>>28956460

so that's why there's so many cuckold threads on /pol/ these days. And trap threads here.
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>>28956682
>anon, who is this thai girl you added to your facebook?
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>>28955275
>>28955279
No one them answered.
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>>28956556
>someone photoshopped the ugly korean feet in the OP
fucking gold
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>>28956873
>get it all out you hoah
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>>28956747
>I-I um s-she is a u-um she's a-a uh-
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>>28956747
I have added like 16 trillion Filipinas no one gave a shit. Feels bad man
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>black girl is talking to me about how pajeets ask her the colour of her pussy
>she keeps mentioning her pussy
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>>28957320
ogigig
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>The dreaded question when they ask if you are in a University.

Fuck no, im not
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>>28957419
>Every person asks if you are a student
>Really I'm a pathetic hikikomori
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>tfw a russian girl keeps looking at my profile
>has visited me like 3 times
should i message her?
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>>28957320
Its pink right?
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>>28956666
I think i could find even less appetising photos of her. She was really annoying
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>>28957320
>black

Trashed
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>>28957494
I'm tempted to ask...
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>>28957541
lol dude, why was she sending you feet pics?
Did you just straight up said you have a feet fetish and she complied like a dumb asian beta female she was?
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>Inactive for a day
>+23 messages

This is why is stopped
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how easy is it to grab some random guy's profile pic and have a fake account for practicing to socialize when you're little social skills are gone (any examples)?
how do you get feet pics without being creepy?
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>>28957554
How many black grils have you seen how could you know?
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>find out my 17 y/o qt has never been kissed before cause to shy

she is legit 8/10 blond
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>>28957585
i don't have a foot fetish, she loved tumblr and feminism and her boyfriend was probably boring so she needed outside attention and thought i'd enjoy her feet i guess
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>>28957651
>believing whore lies on the internet
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Being British with a posh accent on here is literally Easy Mode.
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>>28957541
>>28957585
Why are 'her' legs so hairy?
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>>28957743
innit mate.
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>>28957419
just lie if you want
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>>28957793
because it's empowering af and her boyfriend supports it, well he dumped her now so i don't know the status on her legs right now.
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>>28957922
>it's empowering af

Get the fuck out and stay out, roastie
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>>28957922
>because it's empowering af
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>>28957962
>>28957987

your ability to detect sarcasm is awful m8z, i prefer 4chan during britbong hours
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>>28958004
>during britbong hours

I am britbong, and don't ever use that shill term here again you fucking cuck, you should legitimately kill yourself if you think you are funny ironical poster le meme
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>>28958004
I'm a britbong, it's only 21:40 here

it was just a bad post, not even good sarcasm
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>>28957419
I tell all of them that i dropped out and work in a factory. Nobody gives a shit.
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I laughed out loud

oreganalo
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>>28958138
>work in a factory.
4chan is a shitposting factory now?
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>>28957469
YES. Why are you on the site otherwise? Just say hi how are you
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>>28957554
What do you have to lose. Girls don't talk about their pussy that much unless they wanna talk about it.
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>>28958180
Please
>send Hi message
>send second message saying "oops, only just read your requests, maybe should not have contacted you"
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should I have followed up with "it's a shame you don't live nearby or we could have done something in bed together :)" or is that too full on
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>>28958402
no you should send want sum fk?
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>>28958227
she's not very qt from what I could tell from the thumbnail
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>>28958402
pretty based of you to include the thumbnail of the qt

its untraceable so nobody can track down your girl, but also good for us to check that we're not messaging the same qt.

could be good etiquette for everyone to follow in the future
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>>28958908
hell no. theres no way i would identify my qt to you monsters in any way shape or form.
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>>28958908
>pretty based of you to include the thumbnail of the qt

you talking about me or her?
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>>28959149
might have been me, was it in reference to a guy talking to an egyptian bird?

if so, you're welcome chum
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>>28959149
Thanks, gonna steal this one
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How do you respond to a girl that tells you she's shy?
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>>28959020
We're on the same team in here. Well, most of us.

A tiny 30x30 thumbnail of her isn't traceable with no other info
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>>28957633
you know, there's no reason i couldnt have used another dudes pic, now that I think about it

you could do it, just beware of being reverse google searched and caught out on it
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>>28957651
>find out my 25 y/o robot has never been kissed before cause autism

oh wait that's all of us
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>>28959311
Yeah, but not all of us are fair and understandable.
I'm pretty sure there are some normalfags from /int/ or some other shithole lurking here that just want to make some poor robot miserable.
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>>28959202
my man, keep it up
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remember the rap girl from yesterday?

>she brings up 2 celeb names and says shes mad they are dating
>look up the guys name its a black football player
>i ask if shes mad that the girl is no longer free
>she wasnt
>i say "after yesterday + now im a little worried im not black enough for you"

why did this happen to me
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>>28960085
DIDN'T I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DROP HER YOU FUCKING KEK
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Lads, is it worth bothering with the qts who goes on a lot about language exchange and says "Not looking for a boyfriend" in her profile?

I mean, she messaged me first and is super qt.
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>>28960085
>cares about celebs

why are you even bothering
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How tf do I know if qt likes me or only interested in talking?

Is talking a lot guaranteed likes me?
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>>28960129
>>28960173

she told me boys dont talk to her never been kissed. i want to believe its just innocence. no coal has been burnt yet but this feels really bad man

did the jews really ruin little girls everywhere
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told a grill her pics were cute, how long til nudes guys
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>>28960162
They all do that, it's to prevent the turks and other undesirables from spamming them
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>>28960656
>i'm 17

REEE GET OUT
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>>28960656
b& or lying pedo
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one of you guys hand picked my profile and said this

faggot
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saving this thread from page 9
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>>28962129
There's a good lad.

Anyone talking to qts now?
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>>28962296
>when your main qt goes online on Skype then immediately sets herself to Away
Why do I bother
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>>28962296
Indian qt is telling me now how lazy Indians are and that's why they like pakipaddle
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>make a profile
>use qtcrawler
>get 200+ views and 22 messages
>realize I have no idea how to hold a conversation

I haven't socialized with anyone in 2 years. How do you talk to people? How do you hold meaningful conversation? I don't really have any hobbies or a job. I live off of my inheritance so I don't need to do any of those things to survive. For the life of me I can't think about what to discuss with anyone.

Please help, I don't want to live like this anymore
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>qt is on her flight home now
>suddenly feel lonely again
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>pretend to give a shit about her hobbies
> "what is this an interview?"

oh danny boy
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>>28962838
Tell us about what happened/
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>>28962662
Same here
org
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>>28962662
I stopped socializing for 2 years after high school and talking to foreign girls on a site like interpals and omegle was how I pulled myself out of it. I can at least make small talk with people now.
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>some people here don't message people without pictures

Jut met a qt who said she was tired of people only messaging her for her looks. I played the long game until she liked my personality then she sent me her picture

>pic related it's her

Best part is none of you will ever find her, she's all mine
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>an americanised asian sends you a message

ugh... is there anything worse that a qt corrupted by that vile culture? All westernised asians have the worst princess syndrome
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>>28964582
Have you seen her on cam though?
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>>28964979
She sent me a proof picture but that reveals my details
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What would you lads say is the best script that is currently working? I've been using qtcrawler but I don't like that I can't filter out certain countries which causes a wave of Thais and Indonesians to view me back and message me.
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> tfw your qt is mad because the /pol/ slipped out
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>>28964960
>an american sends you a message

Fixed. But I will agree that Americanized Asians are shit-tier and are SJWs 99% of the time.

Canadians and most Western Europeans are garbage as well
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>>28965328
>tfw talking to my Argentine qt about how much we both love Trump
>tfw she mentions wanting to build a wall on the border with Bolivia and Paraguay

Gotta find yourself a redpilled qt senpai
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>>28965351
meant for
>>28965296
dsfsfsdsdf
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>>28965351
Do you fully appreciate the hate those countries have for one another?
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>tfw my interpal gf sent me a hot feet pic

out of respect im not gonna show the whole thing but you can see i win
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>>28965431
Of course

Didn't Paraguay get absolutely BTFO in the 19th century and lose something like 70% of it's male population in a single war? I don't really like Mexico but I guess it can't really compare to something like that kek
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Guess what this is and from what country
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>>28965287
bump

pls help lads
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>>28965595
Male, Vietnam.
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>>28965661
Wrong. The gender it says it is
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>>28965287
you can do that with qtcrawler you absolute mong it's been possible the last few threads how about you actually read what people post or how about just ending your pathetic existence
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>my qt is glad I'm still a virgin and didn't fuck my underage gf when I had the chance and now we are making math jokes

damn nigga
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>>28965938
>fuck my underage gf when I had the chance

for what reason????
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>>28966069
I'm a betamax in a vhs world
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>>28966069
I pulled a supreme gentleman pls don't ask me about it
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>found my qt's real name and facebook page along with it
who /stalker/ here?
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>>28964582
Nice move that you did there, well done
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>>28966277
Before I start talking with a girl, I always search her username on google.
Most of the times i find social profiles.
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>>28964582
Is she on the left or the right?
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>>28966352
either way he wins
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>>28966352
On the right my friend
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>>28966440
Our right or their right?
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>>28956556
is guenter the one who updates a list with everyone who lurks the interpals threads?
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>>28966464
??? our right you fucking moron
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>>28966649
Are you calling me a fucking moron
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>>28966464
>>28966352
The one with the Adidas jacket.
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>>28966702
Yes I am you fucking moron
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>>28966352
>>28966440
>>28966464
>>28966649
>>28966702
>>28966714
>>28966724

This made me laugh alot for some reason
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bread about to die
better bump it
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>it's a message from a Thai/Indonesian episode
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>tfw your qt logs in, messages you, then logs off

is your qt this faithful to you, anons?
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Anyone have any experience with a Filipino girl? I saw one that im thinking about messaging and she seems alright. She's also learning Mandarin and wants to practice with someone.

>Im not a native spraker but I am proficient enough.
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How does one engage in the sexy chatting? I have her on the ropes but how do I get into the next phase?
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Interpals has a lot of bullies
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>>28968474
>What would you do if you were here?
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>>28968509
>Spetsnaz
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For those of you interested in finding Jqts, I would recommend using an app called Hellotalk. It's a little harder to get nudes since the the devs are srsbusiness language exchange faggots that don't let you zoom in on profile pics, but it is do-able if you get them onto LINE or some other app. Japanese grills are much more numerous on there than on IP, plus they tend to be qt-er
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>try to respond to everyone after a qt crawler bomb to not seem rude
>16 year olds keep messaging me

please go away.
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>>28968509
What did you have in your profile kek
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>>28968853
You'll learn to stop being polite after a while

Delete any message from a girl that isn't a certified qt

P.S. Block Thailand/Indonesia/Malaysia and shitholes similar to them, it's for your own good
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>>28968808
>This
Except I get China girls because thats what im learning, but they still add you a lot. I got like 8 girls on Wechat already in one month. But on HelloTalk, you have to be ready to play the language exchange game for a bit before you can break someone.
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>>28968808
can confirm hellotalk is good for kqts too, especially if you use the 'Moments' feature and post a moment

>studying Korean lol someone help x

>deluge of kqts messaging me
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>>28968959
Get the fuck out of here race traitor.
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>>28968808
Would a Japanese qt talk to a basement dwelling neckbeard loser such as myself? Should I take a risk and use my real photo or a fake one of Chad?
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>>28969029
On hellotalk they can't expand your pictures thumbnail, so they will never see your facial details
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>>28969029
I'd suggest doing a test run with a picture of yourself. If you get poor results, then by all means use Chad. I'm a NEET (they know and don't care, I don't think it would be the case if they were a bunch of materialistic koreans though kek) but I'm a pretty average looking white guy so I've been getting good responses so far. I'm already going to meet two Jqts later this summer
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Sometimes, the street cats crying like a human in my town.
They are crying like "Aigoo...!!!",
it's like a baby crying or human's wailing cry.

Yesterday night, I heard of this crying in my sleep.
I thought it was a poor lonely weird street cat's loud crying.
How come that weird cat seemed also speaking.
(it was actually shouting and cursing at midnight)
I thought 'what the heck... they cried like a human, now they speak like a human??? what a creepy cat?'. Eventually, I awake from sleep, I tried to understand what this cat's talking about.

I realized that is not a cat... she seemed like a woman who's drunken and got the elbow or experienced something bad from the guy.

Anyway, after noticing that is not a cat, I was relieved and fell asleep again. I thought if the street cat crying, drinking and even speaking, That's so creepy world!!! Have you ever experienced those things?
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>>28968959
Dude, you can post one moment about the most randomest shit and Asian girls will ride you instantly.


I'm not even white either.
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>>28969078
I don't know, the pictures are just large enough to be able to make out whether or not someone is ugly
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>>28968874
An Assad quote and calling LGBTs filthy faggots
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>>28968682
That guy was obsessed with the Soviet Union
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>>28969168
>posting quote by a muslim (albeit a heretical and based one) to trigger lefties

Good one, I'll have to use that one sometime kek
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>>28969093
Ah, I think I'll be shit outta luck since I'm black. I'll try anyway and see how it goes.
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>>28969249
Honestly, I dont think you will have to worry. Asians on HelloTalk are a bit different, I'm black and Chinese girls talk to me all the time on HelloTalk,(Because they need help with English of course)they usually just have a normal conversation with you to practice. But once they saw how good of a person I was, they ask you if you have a Wechat. Now, I've got Asians on HelloTalk, and some others on Wechat I talk to personally as well.

>I'm not the best looking person out there either.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTk5jSkbdy

rate my qt's attempt at english

she had surgery on her mouth not too long ago
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>>28969709
what kind of mouth surgery, that sounds like an excuse for being retarded
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>>28968509
Kek, I've seen your profile before
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I don't think I've seen a single qt yet who hasn't blocked messages from Turkish guys. What the hell are these guys doing to get this reputation?
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>>28970552
I think they dont know how to play it cool on this site, they just go straight for the kill.
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> Seeing Clayton on their friend list
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>>28970327
Spetsnaz121's or mine?
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>>28970770
I want to check out his profile, but not end up on some list...
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>when she tells you to stop flirting and that we are just friends
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>tfw the only girl you had things in common with stopped responding
>three days with no response
Fuck, I thought we were having a nice conversation.
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>>28971028
My girl tells me to stop flirting every day but like fuck am I going to accept that. Keep trying. For me it's lover or nothing,
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>tfw part asian
>tfw don't want asian qts
>tfw only asian qts msg
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>don't reply for a day but read her message anyway, really busy through weekdays
>she gets clingy
A clingy white nationalist Russian jailbait qt is all I could ask for in life. I think I found my future wife
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>>28962486
sounds like shes got some good banter
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>>28962838
>>28962942
This. Give us the story.
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I was sceptical, but I signed up and this thing is legit. I messaged about 15 Aussie girls and 30 Eastern European girls earlier this week. Today I log in and I've got 17 new messages, none from the Aussie girls of course. One was from a random girl I didn't message first.
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>>28971267
Also, they write back walls of text.
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>>28971267
>none from the Aussie girls of course.

Our women are complete fucking cunt bags, expecting only 10s.
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>>28970931
Yours. I found it through searching a certain keyword for the fun of it
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>>28971267
>>28971288
Same poster, another thing is the Eastern European girls are educated. Whereas Aussie girls go to uni to study some bullshit degree, most of these girls are studying STEM or something interesting.
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>>28968251
Depends on what you want but Are you white? If yes, you will do fine with her.
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Does it matter if they don't have relationship/flirting listen as one of their interests?
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>>28968933
How long is "a bit"
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>>28969709
Oh my god. Where is she from?
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>>28971380
Flirt with all of them. unless they're actually an interesting person, which is rare.
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>>28971380
most of them disabled it to not attract even more arab, turkish or indian creeps
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sperg list from int
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>>28971560
Feels so good not being on there lads
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>>28971594
just u wait.
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Do you need to add other people as "friends" to make it look like you fit in on this thing?
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FYI lads, the little HTML tool on flagcounter.com is a cool little tool to put on your profile.
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>qt keeps talking about her ''friend''
>get concerned
>eventually she implies that it's a girl
Why am I so autistic?
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>>28971560
Jesus I want to break Sunbather's mouth with my cock
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im going in lads will keep u updated
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Why are Filipino girls so THICK?!
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>>28969116
is this copypasta

what wut
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>>28971883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpV3R2MDphY
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Why are you guys using this in vain to get pussy when you could actually learn a language with the help of a native? That way, once you learn the language, you could get tons of foreign poon.
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>>28972195
Because everyone on /r9k/ is lazy.
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Is SERGIO here?

SERGIO
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G
I
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Which one of you is this?

confess
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>>28972306
n-not me desu
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>>28972306
>joined 30 minutes ago

busted
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Sup guys. I just created a account kiklopreddit. I'm shy as fuck. What should I put under all those boxes? I'm not interesting. Also I'm probably the oldest one here.
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>>28972306
get fucked you fishing cunt
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>>28972306
ITS A TRICK

DONT GET PUT ON THE LIST
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Is it just me, or does this Smile2015 post the same shit on everyone's wall?

>"good health for you and your family
long life for you and your family full of love and peace, and a lot of success
I wish all your dreams be true this year
be strong and happy
be positive and optimistic"
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>>28972195
I honestly just like using Interpals for the conversations

I already have a girlfriend
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>>28972195
except i already get a ton of qts asking me to teach them my mother tongue
feels good not being anglo
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someonce actually told me her address and its near me. im so excited this ism y first time raping someone man i smo hard
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Can someone give me a quick crash cousre on how to run the qtcrawler?
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>>28973023
fucking retarrrrrrrrd RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28968079
I guess so... I never checked before but she logged in for a few minutes, replied to my message and logged off. Also I got 2 (two) messages from her. Take that~!
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>>28968079
I might be in trouble
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>>28973161
I may have triggered some kind of yandere type

should I be worried?
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Should I create acc if I am pathetic Eastern European NEET with no hobbies? Would Asians like to "practice" their English with me? I haven't had a conversation longer than 10 min in more than a year. Also I've never ever posted my photo on the Internet and I'm pretty scared. Should I put Chad's photo instead?

p-pls respond
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>>28973188
No. She just blatantly admitted that she uses beta orbiters to achieve her desires.

You will provide everything her boyfriend doesn't, while he will get all the sex.
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>My name is Callum Wilkie and I come from Scotland in the United Kingdom. I am an LGBT and Gaelic activist.
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>>28973200
>Should I put Chad's photo instead?
If you want to be the absolute lowest type of cuntscum in the world? Go for it

I don't even have a pic of myself up and I get new people messaging me daily just because I'm too interesting to pass on. I even put 4chan in my profile and a big rant about how much I hate ragheads

You'll be fine putting your specific anime and videogame interests on your profile you fucking fag
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>>28973210
Ease up on the projecting, sperg
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>sent a qt russian a message about stuff that was on her profile
>tfw she looked at my profile and read my message but didn't write back
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>>28973242
Not projecting. Just familiar with the routine. Happened to me for around 2 years before I changed my behavior, and became the guy who gets the sex. It's actually amazing how many guys are ok being emotional support with no return on that investment, always hoping that the next girl will appreciate him.
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>>28973218
Scottish people are usually really leftist to spite the English tories.
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>>28973293
You don't even know my chat history you dumb cunt. It's mostly lewdness and circlejerking about /pol/ stuff

Now some proper answers please
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>tfw a qt you thought had dropped you sends you a message about how her last message didn't go through
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>>28973375
She realized she still needed you as a backup orbiter, don't be delusional.
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>>28973335
What, you want me to tell you what you want to hear? Here you go:

Boy, oh, boy, she obviously wants your nuts REAL bad, son! It should be safe, so long as you don't break her heart, because then she'll break your legs!

Happy now?
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>checking out some qt's profile
>she asks for anime recommendations
>message her and say she should check out one of my favorites
>she says she's heard of it and wants to watch it later
>no follow up
Should I even bother to reply?
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>>28973375
Shes lying, anon. Don't get cucked.
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>>28973097
MFW you're probably right.
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Reminder to not listen to faggots like these;

>>28957689
>>28957705
>>28957922
>>28973210
>>28973293
>>28973392
>>28973500

They are very likely one and the same person trying to shitpost their way into the back of their mind.

Be confident. Bitter angry shitheads like these guys can not steal your qt away from you
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>>28973477
>let me know if you enjoy it :)
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>>28973544
>your qt

Quite the delusional tumblarina.
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>>28973477
shoulda asked what she likes first and then maybe suggest your favorites later on
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Help I chatted with a Venezuelan girl all night. She keeps flirting and going nono I am joking when I flirt back. Is this cultural?
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>>28956556
>you interpal her
>chad intervaginal her
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>>28973731
holy shit can you fucking annoying redditors piss off already? you're seriously not creative or funny. you're SUPER cringeworthy. please fuck off
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>qt tells me there's nothing on her profile because she has a stalker so she has to regularly delete her profile
my time to shine
>oh no, so how will I talk to you if you suddenly disappear?
>do you have whatsapp?

2ez gg kiddo
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>>28973773
>you cringe
>chad intervaginal her
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How do you know the girl you are talking to has feelings for you? even though you have never Skyped (don't use it) and never talked dirty, but got flirty, and said i will take her places if she visits my country.

Im getting mixed vibes.
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>>28973783
You're gonna get raped and not the intervaginal kind
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>>28973839
not rape if I want it my friend
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>fedoratipping redditorfaggot gets called out for trying to push a shitpost narrative of cuckoldry
>resorts to completely pointless meme shitposting
just fuck off you fucking cuntsperg and stay a fucking virgin forever
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>tfw have 2 qt's stalking my profile
I'm too scared to message them or even view them. What should I do?
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>>28973888
>you memearrow
>chad is intervaginal your dumb online whore
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Excuse me but what the fuck is going on right now? I have literally never felt this popular bot ever in my life. What is this meme magik website?
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>>28973936
that french bitch on the left just viewed me too
what the fuck?
is she lurking here and using qtcrawler?
that chink viewed me too, but only once
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>>28973957
>you sperg out on 4chan
>intervaginal is not something you'll ever get to do
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>>28973952

I took a lool at her profile, it's locked down with some basic info and a link to her facebook. It's a bombsite, selfies with comment sections teething with north africans.
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>tfw in love with an egyptian muslim I met last night

we talked for hours and she's cool as fuck and I didn't think that was possible for muslim women.
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>>28974009
whoops, forgot my second monitor would show up in my print screen. that's embarrassing.
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>>28974009
>that beast under her
she just messaged you and you didn't answer, right?
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>>28973952
>>28973992
SHIT SHIT THEY FOUND US. We are done boys.
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>>28974009
don't worry, once she'll see the not-so-latent retardation that boils in you, like "muslim", "women" and the rest of what you've learned from here, you're gonna get an wake-up call
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>>28974009
More like Hamel Hampstead
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>>28974009
Save her from her awful fucking religion, please. Promise her freedom if she'll move to your country. Noone deserves to be a forced muslim
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>>28973544
>tfw your qt runs away of her own accord
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heart's racing lads
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>>28965595

thai trap
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>>28974009
>that Hemel Hempstead """"woman""""

why lad
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>>28974108
if nature doesn't do it, remove yourself from the gene pool
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>>28974108
That "haha" just comes over as nervous and insincere.

Don't do that dickhead
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>>28966440

she's an average korean girl who works a good angle. she's ok looking, nothing special.
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>>28974132
why lad


ogogcca

>>28974137
fug, you're right
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Think I just triggered a north african desu lads
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>>28971903

you mean fat or you mean stupid? or both?
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>>28974188
>tfw that guy messaged me
>tfw never answered
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>>28974188
>I trigger people online
>chad is balls deep in her
>it's so pathetic it doesn't even rhyme
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Chinks are so stupid
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>>28974226

He's actually quite cool. Most people here are in it for the QT's which is fine but where else can you have banter with the Algerian lads? Fucking nowhere I tell you.
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>>28973936

paris is fake/spam
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>>28974009

welcome to being an adult instead of a pol basement dweller
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>>28973936
Wow, you mus be real proud of yourself
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>>28974711
I am, and there's jack shit you can do about it Chadsworth.
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>qt has fallen in love with me
>don't care about her and ignore her
>eventually send her a message
>she replies and seems very happy
>continue to ignore her
who /reverse-Stacy/ here?
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I think I might have made her mad.
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