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Guenter is a whore who hates herself edition
Disgusting Indonesian feet sub-edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #12
>>28930197
Linking back to older threads because faggot OPs didn't link them
#11
>>28905734
#10
>>28890879
#9 which has a trail all the way back to #0
>>28864426
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
>>28956460
what sub is it?
>>28956556
oh shit these feet lol
>firing up all scripts
>removing the users_visited txt multiple times
>revisting the same qts over and over until they message me
>inbox is filled with qts asking why i never messaged them and then get excited when i say i would like to talk to them
>juggling multiple european qts on skype already
life is good
>tfw she's asked for my facebook
>caved and accepted
>she's not as qt as I thought
>>28956460
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON, IS IT JEWS?
>>28956460
so that's why there's so many cuckold threads on /pol/ these days. And trap threads here.
>>28956682
>anon, who is this thai girl you added to your facebook?
>>28955275
>>28955279
No one them answered.
>>28956556
>someone photoshopped the ugly korean feet in the OP
fucking gold
>>28956873
>get it all out you hoah
>>28956747
>I-I um s-she is a u-um she's a-a uh-
>>28956747
I have added like 16 trillion Filipinas no one gave a shit. Feels bad man
>black girl is talking to me about how pajeets ask her the colour of her pussy
>she keeps mentioning her pussy
>>28957320
ogigig
>The dreaded question when they ask if you are in a University.
Fuck no, im not
>>28957419
>Every person asks if you are a student
>Really I'm a pathetic hikikomori
>tfw a russian girl keeps looking at my profile
>has visited me like 3 times
should i message her?
>>28957320
Its pink right?
>>28956666
I think i could find even less appetising photos of her. She was really annoying
>>28957320
>black
Trashed
>>28957494
I'm tempted to ask...
>>28957541
lol dude, why was she sending you feet pics?
Did you just straight up said you have a feet fetish and she complied like a dumb asian beta female she was?
>Inactive for a day
>+23 messages
This is why is stopped
how easy is it to grab some random guy's profile pic and have a fake account for practicing to socialize when you're little social skills are gone (any examples)?
how do you get feet pics without being creepy?
>>28957554
How many black grils have you seen how could you know?
>find out my 17 y/o qt has never been kissed before cause to shy
she is legit 8/10 blond
>>28957585
i don't have a foot fetish, she loved tumblr and feminism and her boyfriend was probably boring so she needed outside attention and thought i'd enjoy her feet i guess
>>28957651
>believing whore lies on the internet
Being British with a posh accent on here is literally Easy Mode.
>>28957541
>>28957585
Why are 'her' legs so hairy?
>>28957743
innit mate.
>>28957419
just lie if you want
>>28957793
because it's empowering af and her boyfriend supports it, well he dumped her now so i don't know the status on her legs right now.
>>28957922
>it's empowering af
Get the fuck out and stay out, roastie
>>28957922
>because it's empowering af
>>28957962
>>28957987
your ability to detect sarcasm is awful m8z, i prefer 4chan during britbong hours
>>28958004
>during britbong hours
I am britbong, and don't ever use that shill term here again you fucking cuck, you should legitimately kill yourself if you think you are funny ironical poster le meme
>>28958004
I'm a britbong, it's only 21:40 here
it was just a bad post, not even good sarcasm
>>28957419
I tell all of them that i dropped out and work in a factory. Nobody gives a shit.
I laughed out loud
oreganalo
>>28958138
>work in a factory.
4chan is a shitposting factory now?
>>28957469
YES. Why are you on the site otherwise? Just say hi how are you
>>28957554
What do you have to lose. Girls don't talk about their pussy that much unless they wanna talk about it.
>>28958180
Please
>send Hi message
>send second message saying "oops, only just read your requests, maybe should not have contacted you"
should I have followed up with "it's a shame you don't live nearby or we could have done something in bed together :)" or is that too full on
>>28958402
no you should send want sum fk?
>>28958227
she's not very qt from what I could tell from the thumbnail
>>28958402
pretty based of you to include the thumbnail of the qt
its untraceable so nobody can track down your girl, but also good for us to check that we're not messaging the same qt.
could be good etiquette for everyone to follow in the future
>>28958908
hell no. theres no way i would identify my qt to you monsters in any way shape or form.
>>28958908
>pretty based of you to include the thumbnail of the qt
you talking about me or her?
>>28959149
might have been me, was it in reference to a guy talking to an egyptian bird?
if so, you're welcome chum
>>28959149
Thanks, gonna steal this one
How do you respond to a girl that tells you she's shy?
>>28959020
We're on the same team in here. Well, most of us.
A tiny 30x30 thumbnail of her isn't traceable with no other info
>>28957633
you know, there's no reason i couldnt have used another dudes pic, now that I think about it
you could do it, just beware of being reverse google searched and caught out on it
>>28957651
>find out my 25 y/o robot has never been kissed before cause autism
oh wait that's all of us
>>28959311
Yeah, but not all of us are fair and understandable.
I'm pretty sure there are some normalfags from /int/ or some other shithole lurking here that just want to make some poor robot miserable.
>>28959202
my man, keep it up
remember the rap girl from yesterday?
>she brings up 2 celeb names and says shes mad they are dating
>look up the guys name its a black football player
>i ask if shes mad that the girl is no longer free
>she wasnt
>i say "after yesterday + now im a little worried im not black enough for you"
why did this happen to me
>>28960085
DIDN'T I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DROP HER YOU FUCKING KEK
Lads, is it worth bothering with the qts who goes on a lot about language exchange and says "Not looking for a boyfriend" in her profile?
I mean, she messaged me first and is super qt.
>>28960085
>cares about celebs
why are you even bothering
How tf do I know if qt likes me or only interested in talking?
Is talking a lot guaranteed likes me?
>>28960129
>>28960173
she told me boys dont talk to her never been kissed. i want to believe its just innocence. no coal has been burnt yet but this feels really bad man
did the jews really ruin little girls everywhere
told a grill her pics were cute, how long til nudes guys
>>28960162
They all do that, it's to prevent the turks and other undesirables from spamming them
>>28960656
>i'm 17
REEE GET OUT
>>28960656
b& or lying pedo
one of you guys hand picked my profile and said this
faggot
saving this thread from page 9
>>28962129
There's a good lad.
Anyone talking to qts now?
>>28962296
>when your main qt goes online on Skype then immediately sets herself to Away
Why do I bother
>>28962296
Indian qt is telling me now how lazy Indians are and that's why they like pakipaddle
>make a profile
>use qtcrawler
>get 200+ views and 22 messages
>realize I have no idea how to hold a conversation
I haven't socialized with anyone in 2 years. How do you talk to people? How do you hold meaningful conversation? I don't really have any hobbies or a job. I live off of my inheritance so I don't need to do any of those things to survive. For the life of me I can't think about what to discuss with anyone.
Please help, I don't want to live like this anymore
>qt is on her flight home now
>suddenly feel lonely again
>pretend to give a shit about her hobbies
> "what is this an interview?"
oh danny boy
>>28962838
Tell us about what happened/
>>28962662
Same here
org
>>28962662
I stopped socializing for 2 years after high school and talking to foreign girls on a site like interpals and omegle was how I pulled myself out of it. I can at least make small talk with people now.
>some people here don't message people without pictures
Jut met a qt who said she was tired of people only messaging her for her looks. I played the long game until she liked my personality then she sent me her picture
>pic related it's her
Best part is none of you will ever find her, she's all mine
>an americanised asian sends you a message
ugh... is there anything worse that a qt corrupted by that vile culture? All westernised asians have the worst princess syndrome
>>28964582
Have you seen her on cam though?
>>28964979
She sent me a proof picture but that reveals my details
What would you lads say is the best script that is currently working? I've been using qtcrawler but I don't like that I can't filter out certain countries which causes a wave of Thais and Indonesians to view me back and message me.
> tfw your qt is mad because the /pol/ slipped out
>>28964960
>an american sends you a message
Fixed. But I will agree that Americanized Asians are shit-tier and are SJWs 99% of the time.
Canadians and most Western Europeans are garbage as well
>>28965328
>tfw talking to my Argentine qt about how much we both love Trump
>tfw she mentions wanting to build a wall on the border with Bolivia and Paraguay
Gotta find yourself a redpilled qt senpai
>>28965351
meant for
>>28965296
dsfsfsdsdf
>>28965351
Do you fully appreciate the hate those countries have for one another?
>tfw my interpal gf sent me a hot feet pic
out of respect im not gonna show the whole thing but you can see i win
>>28965431
Of course
Didn't Paraguay get absolutely BTFO in the 19th century and lose something like 70% of it's male population in a single war? I don't really like Mexico but I guess it can't really compare to something like that kek
Guess what this is and from what country
>>28965287
bump
pls help lads
>>28965595
Male, Vietnam.
>>28965661
Wrong. The gender it says it is
>>28965287
you can do that with qtcrawler you absolute mong it's been possible the last few threads how about you actually read what people post or how about just ending your pathetic existence
>my qt is glad I'm still a virgin and didn't fuck my underage gf when I had the chance and now we are making math jokes
damn nigga
>>28965938
>fuck my underage gf when I had the chance
for what reason????
>>28966069
I'm a betamax in a vhs world
>>28966069
I pulled a supreme gentleman pls don't ask me about it
>found my qt's real name and facebook page along with it
who /stalker/ here?
>>28964582
Nice move that you did there, well done
>>28966277
Before I start talking with a girl, I always search her username on google.
Most of the times i find social profiles.
>>28964582
Is she on the left or the right?
>>28966352
either way he wins
>>28966352
On the right my friend
>>28966440
Our right or their right?
>>28956556
is guenter the one who updates a list with everyone who lurks the interpals threads?
>>28966464
??? our right you fucking moron
>>28966649
Are you calling me a fucking moron
>>28966464
>>28966352
The one with the Adidas jacket.
>>28966702
Yes I am you fucking moron
>>28966352
>>28966440
>>28966464
>>28966649
>>28966702
>>28966714
>>28966724
This made me laugh alot for some reason
bread about to die
better bump it
>it's a message from a Thai/Indonesian episode
>tfw your qt logs in, messages you, then logs off
is your qt this faithful to you, anons?
Anyone have any experience with a Filipino girl? I saw one that im thinking about messaging and she seems alright. She's also learning Mandarin and wants to practice with someone.
>Im not a native spraker but I am proficient enough.
How does one engage in the sexy chatting? I have her on the ropes but how do I get into the next phase?
Interpals has a lot of bullies
>>28968474
>What would you do if you were here?
>>28968509
>Spetsnaz
For those of you interested in finding Jqts, I would recommend using an app called Hellotalk. It's a little harder to get nudes since the the devs are srsbusiness language exchange faggots that don't let you zoom in on profile pics, but it is do-able if you get them onto LINE or some other app. Japanese grills are much more numerous on there than on IP, plus they tend to be qt-er
>try to respond to everyone after a qt crawler bomb to not seem rude
>16 year olds keep messaging me
please go away.
>>28968509
What did you have in your profile kek
>>28968853
You'll learn to stop being polite after a while
Delete any message from a girl that isn't a certified qt
P.S. Block Thailand/Indonesia/Malaysia and shitholes similar to them, it's for your own good
>>28968808
>This
Except I get China girls because thats what im learning, but they still add you a lot. I got like 8 girls on Wechat already in one month. But on HelloTalk, you have to be ready to play the language exchange game for a bit before you can break someone.
>>28968808
can confirm hellotalk is good for kqts too, especially if you use the 'Moments' feature and post a moment
>studying Korean lol someone help x
>deluge of kqts messaging me
>>28968959
Get the fuck out of here race traitor.
>>28968808
Would a Japanese qt talk to a basement dwelling neckbeard loser such as myself? Should I take a risk and use my real photo or a fake one of Chad?
>>28969029
On hellotalk they can't expand your pictures thumbnail, so they will never see your facial details
>>28969029
I'd suggest doing a test run with a picture of yourself. If you get poor results, then by all means use Chad. I'm a NEET (they know and don't care, I don't think it would be the case if they were a bunch of materialistic koreans though kek) but I'm a pretty average looking white guy so I've been getting good responses so far. I'm already going to meet two Jqts later this summer
Sometimes, the street cats crying like a human in my town.
They are crying like "Aigoo...!!!",
it's like a baby crying or human's wailing cry.
Yesterday night, I heard of this crying in my sleep.
I thought it was a poor lonely weird street cat's loud crying.
How come that weird cat seemed also speaking.
(it was actually shouting and cursing at midnight)
I thought 'what the heck... they cried like a human, now they speak like a human??? what a creepy cat?'. Eventually, I awake from sleep, I tried to understand what this cat's talking about.
I realized that is not a cat... she seemed like a woman who's drunken and got the elbow or experienced something bad from the guy.
Anyway, after noticing that is not a cat, I was relieved and fell asleep again. I thought if the street cat crying, drinking and even speaking, That's so creepy world!!! Have you ever experienced those things?
>>28968959
Dude, you can post one moment about the most randomest shit and Asian girls will ride you instantly.
I'm not even white either.
>>28969078
I don't know, the pictures are just large enough to be able to make out whether or not someone is ugly
>>28968874
An Assad quote and calling LGBTs filthy faggots
>>28968682
That guy was obsessed with the Soviet Union
>>28969168
>posting quote by a muslim (albeit a heretical and based one) to trigger lefties
Good one, I'll have to use that one sometime kek
>>28969093
Ah, I think I'll be shit outta luck since I'm black. I'll try anyway and see how it goes.
>>28969249
Honestly, I dont think you will have to worry. Asians on HelloTalk are a bit different, I'm black and Chinese girls talk to me all the time on HelloTalk,(Because they need help with English of course)they usually just have a normal conversation with you to practice. But once they saw how good of a person I was, they ask you if you have a Wechat. Now, I've got Asians on HelloTalk, and some others on Wechat I talk to personally as well.
>I'm not the best looking person out there either.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTk5jSkbdy
rate my qt's attempt at english
she had surgery on her mouth not too long ago
>>28969709
what kind of mouth surgery, that sounds like an excuse for being retarded
>>28968509
Kek, I've seen your profile before
I don't think I've seen a single qt yet who hasn't blocked messages from Turkish guys. What the hell are these guys doing to get this reputation?
>>28970552
I think they dont know how to play it cool on this site, they just go straight for the kill.
> Seeing Clayton on their friend list
>>28970327
Spetsnaz121's or mine?
>>28970770
I want to check out his profile, but not end up on some list...
>when she tells you to stop flirting and that we are just friends
>tfw the only girl you had things in common with stopped responding
>three days with no response
Fuck, I thought we were having a nice conversation.
>>28971028
My girl tells me to stop flirting every day but like fuck am I going to accept that. Keep trying. For me it's lover or nothing,
>tfw part asian
>tfw don't want asian qts
>tfw only asian qts msg
>don't reply for a day but read her message anyway, really busy through weekdays
>she gets clingy
A clingy white nationalist Russian jailbait qt is all I could ask for in life. I think I found my future wife
>>28962486
sounds like shes got some good banter
>>28962838
>>28962942
This. Give us the story.
I was sceptical, but I signed up and this thing is legit. I messaged about 15 Aussie girls and 30 Eastern European girls earlier this week. Today I log in and I've got 17 new messages, none from the Aussie girls of course. One was from a random girl I didn't message first.
>>28971267
Also, they write back walls of text.
>>28971267
>none from the Aussie girls of course.
Our women are complete fucking cunt bags, expecting only 10s.
>>28970931
Yours. I found it through searching a certain keyword for the fun of it
>>28971267
>>28971288
Same poster, another thing is the Eastern European girls are educated. Whereas Aussie girls go to uni to study some bullshit degree, most of these girls are studying STEM or something interesting.
>>28968251
Depends on what you want but Are you white? If yes, you will do fine with her.
Does it matter if they don't have relationship/flirting listen as one of their interests?
>>28968933
How long is "a bit"
>>28969709
Oh my god. Where is she from?
>>28971380
Flirt with all of them. unless they're actually an interesting person, which is rare.
>>28971380
most of them disabled it to not attract even more arab, turkish or indian creeps
sperg list from int
>>28971560
Feels so good not being on there lads
>>28971594
just u wait.
Do you need to add other people as "friends" to make it look like you fit in on this thing?
FYI lads, the little HTML tool on flagcounter.com is a cool little tool to put on your profile.
>qt keeps talking about her ''friend''
>get concerned
>eventually she implies that it's a girl
Why am I so autistic?
>>28971560
Jesus I want to break Sunbather's mouth with my cock
im going in lads will keep u updated
Why are Filipino girls so THICK?!
>>28969116
is this copypasta
what wut
>>28971883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpV3R2MDphY
Why are you guys using this in vain to get pussy when you could actually learn a language with the help of a native? That way, once you learn the language, you could get tons of foreign poon.
>>28972195
Because everyone on /r9k/ is lazy.
Is SERGIO here?
SERGIO
E
R
G
I
O
Which one of you is this?
confess
>>28972306
n-not me desu
>>28972306
>joined 30 minutes ago
busted
Sup guys. I just created a accountkiklopreddit. I'm shy as fuck. What should I put under all those boxes? I'm not interesting. Also I'm probably the oldest one here.
>>28972306
get fucked you fishing cunt
>>28972306
ITS A TRICK
DONT GET PUT ON THE LIST
Is it just me, or does this Smile2015 post the same shit on everyone's wall?
>"good health for you and your family
long life for you and your family full of love and peace, and a lot of success
I wish all your dreams be true this year
be strong and happy
be positive and optimistic"
>>28972195
I honestly just like using Interpals for theconversationsI already have a girlfriend
>>28972195
except i already get a ton of qts asking me to teach them my mother tongue
feels good not being anglo
someonce actually told me her address and its near me. im so excited this ism y first time raping someone man i smo hard
Can someone give me a quick crash cousre on how to run the qtcrawler?
>>28973023
fucking retarrrrrrrrd RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28968079
I guess so... I never checked before but she logged in for a few minutes, replied to my message and logged off. Also I got 2 (two) messages from her. Take that~!
>>28968079
I might be in trouble
>>28973161
I may have triggered some kind of yandere type
should I be worried?
Should I create acc if I am pathetic Eastern European NEET with no hobbies? Would Asians like to "practice" their English with me? I haven't had a conversation longer than 10 min in more than a year. Also I've never ever posted my photo on the Internet and I'm pretty scared. Should I put Chad's photo instead?
p-pls respond
>>28973188
No. She just blatantly admitted that she uses beta orbiters to achieve her desires.
You will provide everything her boyfriend doesn't, while he will get all the sex.
>My name is Callum Wilkie and I come from Scotland in the United Kingdom. I am an LGBT and Gaelic activist.
>>28973200
>Should I put Chad's photo instead?
If you want to be the absolute lowest type of cuntscum in the world? Go for it
I don't even have a pic of myself up and I get new people messaging me daily just because I'm too interesting to pass on. I even put 4chan in my profile and a big rant about how much I hate ragheads
You'll be fine putting your specific anime and videogame interests on your profile you fucking fag
>>28973210
Ease up on the projecting, sperg
>sent a qt russian a message about stuff that was on her profile
>tfw she looked at my profile and read my message but didn't write back
>>28973242
Not projecting. Just familiar with the routine. Happened to me for around 2 years before I changed my behavior, and became the guy who gets the sex. It's actually amazing how many guys are ok being emotional support with no return on that investment, always hoping that the next girl will appreciate him.
>>28973218
Scottish people are usually really leftist to spite the English tories.
>>28973293
You don't even know my chat history you dumb cunt. It's mostly lewdness and circlejerking about /pol/ stuff
Now some proper answers please
>tfw a qt you thought had dropped you sends you a message about how her last message didn't go through
>>28973375
She realized she still needed you as a backup orbiter, don't be delusional.
>>28973335
What, you want me to tell you what you want to hear? Here you go:
Boy, oh, boy, she obviously wants your nuts REAL bad, son! It should be safe, so long as you don't break her heart, because then she'll break your legs!
Happy now?
>checking out some qt's profile
>she asks for anime recommendations
>message her and say she should check out one of my favorites
>she says she's heard of it and wants to watch it later
>no follow up
Should I even bother to reply?
>>28973375
Shes lying, anon. Don't get cucked.
>>28973097
MFW you're probably right.
Reminder to not listen to faggots like these;
>>28957689
>>28957705
>>28957922
>>28973210
>>28973293
>>28973392
>>28973500
They are very likely one and the same person trying to shitpost their way into the back of their mind.
Be confident. Bitter angry shitheads like these guys can not steal your qt away from you
>>28973477
>let me know if you enjoy it :)
>>28973544
>your qt
Quite the delusional tumblarina.
>>28973477
shoulda asked what she likes first and then maybe suggest your favorites later on
Help I chatted with a Venezuelan girl all night. She keeps flirting and going nono I am joking when I flirt back. Is this cultural?
>>28956556
>you interpal her
>chad intervaginal her
>>28973731
holy shit can you fucking annoying redditors piss off already? you're seriously not creative or funny. you're SUPER cringeworthy. please fuck off
>qt tells me there's nothing on her profile because she has a stalker so she has to regularly delete her profile
my time to shine
>oh no, so how will I talk to you if you suddenly disappear?
>do you have whatsapp?
2ez gg kiddo
>>28973773
>you cringe
>chad intervaginal her
How do you know the girl you are talking to has feelings for you? even though you have never Skyped (don't use it) and never talked dirty, but got flirty, and said i will take her places if she visits my country.
Im getting mixed vibes.
>>28973783
You're gonna get raped and not the intervaginal kind
>>28973839
not rape if I want it my friend
>fedoratipping redditorfaggot gets called out for trying to push a shitpost narrative of cuckoldry
>resorts to completely pointless meme shitposting
just fuck off you fucking cuntsperg and stay a fucking virgin forever
>tfw have 2 qt's stalking my profile
I'm too scared to message them or even view them. What should I do?
>>28973888
>you memearrow
>chad is intervaginal your dumb online whore
Excuse me but what the fuck is going on right now? I have literally never felt this popular bot ever in my life. What is this meme magik website?
>>28973936
that french bitch on the left just viewed me too
what the fuck?
is she lurking here and using qtcrawler?
that chink viewed me too, but only once
>>28973957
>you sperg out on 4chan
>intervaginal is not something you'll ever get to do
>>28973952
I took a lool at her profile, it's locked down with some basic info and a link to her facebook. It's a bombsite, selfies with comment sections teething with north africans.
>tfw in love with an egyptian muslim I met last night
we talked for hours and she's cool as fuck and I didn't think that was possible for muslim women.
>>28974009
whoops, forgot my second monitor would show up in my print screen. that's embarrassing.
>>28974009
>that beast under her
she just messaged you and you didn't answer, right?
>>28973952
>>28973992
SHIT SHIT THEY FOUND US. We are done boys.
>>28974009
don't worry, once she'll see the not-so-latent retardation that boils in you, like "muslim", "women" and the rest of what you've learned from here, you're gonna get an wake-up call
>>28974009
More like Hamel Hampstead
>>28974009
Save her from her awful fucking religion, please. Promise her freedom if she'll move to your country. Noone deserves to be a forced muslim
>>28973544
>tfw your qt runs away of her own accord
heart's racing lads
>>28965595
thai trap
>>28974009
>that Hemel Hempstead """"woman""""
why lad
>>28974108
if nature doesn't do it, remove yourself from the gene pool
>>28974108
That "haha" just comes over as nervous and insincere.
Don't do that dickhead
>>28966440
she's an average korean girl who works a good angle. she's ok looking, nothing special.
>>28974132
why lad
ogogcca
>>28974137
fug, you're right
Think I just triggered a north african desu lads
>>28971903
you mean fat or you mean stupid? or both?
>>28974188
>tfw that guy messaged me
>tfw never answered
>>28974188
>I trigger people online
>chad is balls deep in her
>it's so pathetic it doesn't even rhyme
![e1c94dfdf6de511cdfd4ccddc2f0d4f1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ADahItn.png "e1c94dfdf6de511cdfd4ccddc2f0d4f1[1]"){kind=small}
Chinks are so stupid
>>28974226
He's actually quite cool. Most people here are in it for the QT's which is fine but where else can you have banter with the Algerian lads? Fucking nowhere I tell you.
>>28973936
paris is fake/spam
>>28974009
welcome to being an adult instead of a pol basement dweller
>>28973936
Wow, you mus be real proud of yourself
>>28974711
I am, and there's jack shit you can do about it Chadsworth.
>qt has fallen in love with me
>don't care about her and ignore her
>eventually send her a message
>she replies and seems very happy
>continue to ignore her
who /reverse-Stacy/ here?
I think I might have made her mad.
God, I love Thai girl english names.
>Yoghurt
>>28974876
sending xolid a message now ;)
>>28974040
Haha yeah she asked if I'd be into sending love letters. Fucking gross.
>>28974009
God damn you're pathetic.
>>28974891
Go ahead senpai, she seems kind of like a cunt anyway.
>>28974958
Japanese girls are very passive aggressive
>>28974988
So I've noticed. Most of the older women seem cool though.
just remember asian girls think you're disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
Holy fucking shit, of all boards, the general moved here? Jesus guys, what the fuck
I thought the threads died on /int/
>>28974235
Deivis leave that poor alone.
>>28975030
poor girl* alone
>>28971131
>tfw part asian
>tfw don't want asian qts
>tfw only asian qts msg
Clearly being Elliot is suffering.
>>28974997
I guess these yellow fucks didn't learn from Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>28974997
I don't see any girls in that video.
>tell a Mussolini quote to my qt
>she's french
>mentions something about how bad he was
i dun goofed didn't i?
>>28971729
No. I keep my friends list hidden. Fairly sure girls aren't judging you based on it.
>>28975291
Do woman even add you? i only ever had one add me but i don't hide it. Been talking with this girl for a while now and always talk everyday but she never added me. So i guess it's mainly an asian / slav thing.
>>28973563
This is a good one. Or better yet
>let me know what you think after you've watched it :)
No ifs
>>28974108
blonde girl, white dress?
>>28975314
Yeah but I have no idea of the rules they use for this. Some girls you can talk to ages and they will add you as a friend, and some won't. Haven't got enough friends to see a definite pattern.
>Bangladeshi qt brings up crazy Muslim beliefs
>gets awkward
Panic
does any Asian girl on this site have something interesting to say? every single one of them just say Hi how are you then go quiet
What the fuck are you supposed to talk about? No one has hobbies and the conversation quickly dies after exchanging movie/music/vidya preferences.
>>28975764
Joke about current events. Go to /pol/ and find something about her country to make fun of
>>28975764
that's the superficial stuff, after that you should move onto serious topics like politics, society, family, philosophy etc
of course, many women are too empty headed to talk about that stuff with so you drop them
>>28975724
So fucking accurate damn
>>28975049
No. I want my rice and I want it now
Guys I sent a picture to a qt
Pic related
Will she hate me now?
How do I install a script on TaperMonkey? Guide gives me nothing and this is my first time using things like this.
is it normal to talk to your qt once a day every day?
>>28975963
One message each day? What do you mean?
>>28975932
20 seconds using Google
http://ooiks.com/blog/mousehunt-autobot/install-uninstall-user-script-in-google-chrome-through-tampermonkey-extension
Adding to Pastebin
>>28975996
a couple messages each day.
Do you guys give your real names?
>>28975998
It says to use userscript.org to find the script I want to install, but qtcrawler is on GitHub, and userscript is down. What do I do now?
>>28975724
>>28975810
You need to lead them. They will not lead you unless they are taking your ducats.
>>28976154
lead them with what? they're boring as shit
>>28976180
with a leash m8
how many shit tests does a girl need to fail before I drop her?
>>28976239
One. Don't let a roast make you it's host.
It feels so dirty to write so many smiley faces, i feel like a retard
:)
>>28976277
;) is best face
>>28976288
:^)
obviously oregano
>>28976277
>>28976288
I prefer ;^)
how to deal with cunty women on here?
>>28976480
Just don't? If they're being cunty then you're only going to be an orbiter at best, so don't give them that benefit.
>>28976503
I want to piss them off
>>28976514
Attack their ego for maximum damage
>>28976527
give me some good examples pl0x
>>28975399
nah, some ruskie
>>28976277
Yup, in the same boat.
My qt uses lots of smiley faces, so I'm kinda forced to do that too, otherwise she'll think I'm boring or serious all the time
>>28973936
Just checked my profile, that french bitch viewed me as well.
>told my qt of 3 days she is cute
>she read the message
>it was 30 minutes ago
She's just... too overwhelmed and thinking about what to say? Right?
>>28976033
Used to. I find it weird that the further east you go, the more they want to know your name. Now I just give them my "internet name"
>>28977544
>not saying shes cute/hot first couple messages
you gotta let them know your intentions
>>28976117
Paste the raw script text as a new script, into Tampermonkey.
WHAT DO I DO ANONS
I made a vid of the fat thai girl i cam sexxed with a few days ago, but I dont know how to remove the audio, it's just me breathing and making kissing noises and its unsettling so i dont want to upload it.
>>28975399
>>28975422
>>28977711
>>28977733
Quite a few gets ITT atm. Please can somebody check them. Thanks
>>28977777
fucking, wnitnessed
>>28977742
philippines lol
>>28977723
What if I just get blocked because they think I'm like one of those thirsty turks?
>>28977777
Please
I must see this
This is my final post on /r9k/. Thanks to interpals, I've finally lost my virginity to a qt canadian girl. Thanks qtcrawler
>>28977920
godspeed anon
I'm glad someone made it
>>28977777
also check em.
Uploading video regardless of gay kissing noises for them digits.
>>28977742
"You're not too bad yourself"
>>28977997
Out of jail when?
>tfw your chats get flintier by the day
>tfw shes falling for you
>tfw you'll know you will fuck it up if you meet her which might happen
https://vid.me/iE0d
Interpals (fat and not really) qt I cam sexxed with after a couple hours of flirting.
>>28977781
>>28977777
shat down my chimney
>>28978105
Oops! The video couldn't be processed.
>>28978181
oh, says video cant be longer than 10 minutes i guess, let me clip it.
>>28978105
>Could not be processed
>Mfw
>>28978201
quick anon!!!
>>28978181
>>28978214
calm down guys, it's not even a qt, and shes fat. what are you hoping for.
>>28978105
hahahahha
nice one lad
how do you even get to this stage though, like how to you proposition them for it? I seem to be stuck on uni discussions and language help
>>28978244
what's her profile btw?
>>28978244
Never seen pentty nudes. waiting for video.
>>28978244
OC is usually appreciate regardless. Unless its THAT bad :)
>>28978269
My guess is this is not the kind of girl you're going to have uni discussions with...
and the ones you do discuss uni with are going to be harder to get to this stage with?
That last part is all speculation from a 5/10 (on a good day)
>>28978105
i didn't see the video but what do you use to record? i've had the worst luck downloading screen recording software and the best i can do is an automatic screenshot every two seconds
>>28978326
how do you get to that stage though, I've got 1 girl's number out of it but she's muslim
do you just say "want to camsex? :)"
>>28978244
this is how the conversation went immediately after we opened a video call
She was hiding under a blanket in the dark.
Imply you think she is attractive, and if she is smiling, you are in the GO GO GO mode.
Start making any excuse to lead the conversation in a sexual direction. When I said sorry its humid and hot, I actually took my shirt off. Im fat, but i was just on cam from the shoulders up at that point. By the time she said she wanted to see my dick, She no longer cares if you're a little over weight, she wants the dick.
Also the video should be working now.
https://vid.me/iE0d
>mfw flirting with 2 girls at once
goddamn it, I'm taking a cig every 5 minutes
It's too stressful
>>28978385
You'll be the first to know if I ever make it that far ;)
>>28978389
doesn't work mate, upload it somewhere else please
>>28978385
>>28978269
here forgot pic to go with my post.
Just indicate you like the way she looks senpai. It's super easy to lie on the internet.
>>28978426
nice one lad
origcaaaa
>>28978426
>ugh, it's too hot
>''takes off shirt''
I didn't know this shit actually works
>>28978416
account got suspended I guess. Uploading it elsewhere.
>>28978389
>Suspended
>>28978426
cringetastic.
"my shaved manhood" sent my eyebrows into orbit
Nice work though, lad.
>>28978426
hahahaha
Man I need to stop doing that.
I feel like if I dont end a sentence hahah ing or using an emote the tone of the line isnt set.
But it clearly looks retarded.
Also I realized I leaked her skype in this so I just blocked her on skype.
RIP
Currently uploading vid to sendvid.
>>28978504
>Also I realized I leaked her skype in this so I just blocked her on skype.
I'm not going to do anything, but it has potential for some lulz
>>28978504
>hahahaha
the worst thing is when you get used to saying it on the end of literally every sentence then you accidentally do it a couple of times to your cultured QT who doesn't use it and she realises you've e-cheating
>>28978501
I'm glad I don't use a trip or someone might find out im retarded!
fug i just posted this in the wrong thread
motherless just approved my vid. Here is fat 18 yr old thai girl.
7E947A3
>>28978556
>cultured qt
where to find them?
everyone use this hahahaha
asians, western chicks, slavs, everyone
it's fucking depressing
>>28978578
Face is hit, but man those tits!
>>28978586
well not necessary cultured just who don't use it. Those girls can actually be terrible too because they think they're too cool. Looking at you Singapore
>>28978583
mmm... thanks I guess
It was pretty disgusting as I expected but at least you delivered
>>28978583
>/r9k/ can only pull off fatties from 3rd world countries
loving every laugh
>>28978578
>Dont talk for sex. Dont talk about naughty. Please don't lie me..
>>28978578
why deleted it?
>>28978749
>>28978691
he probably realized he could try to flirt with her and cam sex with her or something.
>>28978800
Jokes on him :)
>>28978800
not much point now, the second you see a flash of nipple, all the excitement and thrill of the chase is gone
>>28978800
doesn't matter
>Is this her? https://www.interpals.net/JaneKhonlam
here it is
>there are anons in this page that are going to actively try to dox a girl on the otherside of the planet
Disgusting.
>>28978866
this guy is just a sex tourist waiting to happen
>>28978999
leave roastie
I don't even know how you can be fat living in a poor shithole, so she deserves every robots wrath
Anyone else /practiceonPhilippino girls/ here? I'll try moving up a level soon, eventually end up on 1st worlders who aren't trash
tfw cant take a selfie for the life of me
>>28979085
It's better to try a range of girls. When i started i just took the low-hanging SEA fruit and was in a bit of a rut for months because i was just specialising in talking to little brown girls, not expanding experience on how to talk to other types of QTs
Who here /openprofileinincognitomodebeforereadingmessageastonotbeontheirviewedlist/ here?
>>28979085
I've got a qt Kazakhstan messaging me right now. She messaged me first and we're into the same shit, and we exchange lengthy replies all day long for the past 3 days.
Feels good.
>>28979315
You got me. Gotta stalk and find out when she's online.
Who /madeafakeprofiletocontinuouslystalkpeople/ here?
i think im done with interpals.
i have locked in a loving farm gf that accepts the real me and wants to help me. she is also incredibly attractive.
>tfw she offered to stay with her on the farm
i might actually do it.
>>28979315
no but that's a good tip, i'll try it.
who /rareflagqt/ here, nobody better touch my Northern Mariana Islands QT
>>28979430
Stay away from my Kyrgyzstani qt.
>finally get a feet pic
>short stubby toes
>>28978999
it's a thai girl, who gives a fuck
What are D R O P P E D signals for you guys?
Mine:
>Asks for Snapchat
>Is black
>Somewhat broken English
>Asks if I am a student
>Asian outside of JP or SK
>Religious
>>28979513
if she's a jungle asian you deserve it for your naivety
>>28979592
nope. average height white girl
i cant look at her the same way now. not sure if i should drop or not
>>28977920
You shagged Sunbather, didn't you?
>>28979624
Get puss and tits nudes, then gtfo
>>28979571
>Asks for Snapchat
Why?
>>28979833
Snapchat is the ultimate form of normalfag "communication".
>>28979571
mine were
>fat
>asian or black
>broken english
rest is fair game
>>28979866
So if you're in it for nudes it's a great way to get them to you? Am I missing something?
>>28979571
>fat
>ugly
>black
>listens to K-Pop
>has niggers on their friends list
>shit taste in music
>shit taste in films/tv shows
>has more than 3 friends
>SJW/Feminist etc.
>has dyed hair
I'm not asking for much desu
>>28979912
Hardly. All conversation is killed once you go to Snapchat.
>>28979967
snapchat has a text chat...
>>28979989
That's not what he was implying. It just gets awkward when you move to another app to talk.
>>28980029
why? what would change if i wanted to move convo to skype?
>>28980046
It's weird, and I don't fully understand it, but the tone and flow of the conversation definitely changes when you move to another method or talking.
After making the switch, one might often find themselves wanting to revert back to the comfort and safety of the Interpals PM system. Your qt, however, will not give a shit.
>>28980046
My qt suggested we take our conversation over to kik and things just went downhill from there.
For me, if it's not walls of text, it's little snippets of pure autism.
>>28979967
Personally I'd rather have them on Skype, too, and I'm just going out on a limb here since I'm not even remotely close to nudes with anyone and I'm juggling best I can, but why would you shut the door on something as convenient as SC; you can still keep the convo going elsewhere.
To be fair moving to Whatsapp completely killed one or two for me, I don't know how to set it back up there...
>securing QTs numbers and face books
>don't know how to go about getting nudes
Fs lads just want some nudes
>>28979989
>>28980046
Regardless, Snapchat is made entirely for sharing shitty pictures. Girls get fucking annoying once Snapchat is mentioned. They want you to waste countless hours sharing shitty 10 second long pictures of nothing.
I frequently get: "Anon, why don't you ever send me stuff back?!" messages, but trying to actually talk to them is impossible. They have no interest in actually talking.
>>28980124
Skype is completely fine. I find things usually improve once moving to Skype.
>my qt just logged off without saying bye
she'll be back, r-right lads?
>>28980214
Y-yeah man, don't worry, her net just went down for a couple minutes!
>>28980195
I got one Skype; she handed it to me, was pretty lewd and everything and I'm a fucking oblivious autist...
No idea how to even get flirty or get to a point where I can suggest Skype without sounding like some Paki creep asking her to fly over to marry me.
>>28980183
if you dont imply sexual interest she is just using you as english practice.
>>28980301
what would you say is the best way to do that? start out flirty or do it gradually?
don't want to get reported an b& for being flirty
>>28980327
You dont get banned for being flirty
You get banned for asking to see tits
Saying casually that "You look really good in that dress in your profile picture!"
or "I'd like to see you in a swim suit" or whatever at worst comes off as cringey, not bannable.
Remember a lot of these girls are bad at english, so it loses some cringe element has they just automatically translate it to themselves as the way a chad would say it, so it seems normal.
Don't be yourself
Don't show insecurities
Lies like hell.
Don't lie about the way you look though, thats a no go. Because you will never be able to go on cam, and they will eventually want to cam with you if you make them feel attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI
Watch this video on 1.5x speed. Good info with too much filler.
>talking to qt polish girl
>She says this
>Sweatingprofusely.gif
>>28980435
thanks for the advice mate, appreciate it
>>28980602
dance around the subject, dont say yes or no.
That kind of shit needs to wait like, a year at least of knowing her, and at least one visit. Its the only way to explain it to people who check for marriage fraud.
>>28980602
just say something like
>haha I've got to buy a ring first! :D
>>28980435
the speed up advice is really good, thanks
>>28956556
I just can't find the motivation to talk for even 5 mins to somebody 100s of miles away who I'll most likely never meet, let alone become interested in them for an extended period of time. Long distance is a shit concept. It's hard enough pretending to be interested in people face to face. You guys enjoy torturing yourselves crushing on QTs you'll never be able to cuddle? Not to mention it seems risky as any guy she meets irl immediately has a huge advantage.
Too bad I'm completely fine talking with others online but it's in person that I go full autist. No way to practice that without full on humiliation.
>>28980435
>9/10 chad
>guys I figured out the magic formula to attracting women it has nothing to do with my looks I swear
>>28980435
>>28980688
>>28980964
this only works for the ugly and average girls though
the hot ones get so many compliments about their looks they find it annoying, for these try saying that they are very intelligent or deep n shit, it works well to make them think you see past their tits
>>28980918
>tfw i genuinely would have to
>qt that i moved to skype keeps calling me and acting like im her boyfriend
>i want out
i cant just block and remove her, thats horrible. wat do
>>28981239
I had the same thing happen to me. I just gradually got colder and less responsive until she took the hint and stopped of her own accord.
>>28981239
is she ugly or what?
>>28981086
don't do this fucking shit ever. This is friend tier shit. I bet this faggot has never gotten nudes in his life.
>>28981086
Exactly. It's hard for me to hold back my initial wave of horniness/thirstiness with attractive ones, but every time I have and replaced it with fake interest in their personality & hobbies it's yielded good results which payed off in the end, just gotta be patient
>>28981272
oh yeah she's not as cute as her pics either. she got like this after a week of talking. her first few messages were insanely good.
ive learnt to wait longer before moving a qt to skype, even if they give a really good first impression
i think im gonna have to do this >>28981270 it's annoying having my status permanently on Away
>>28981279
it works with hot girls, the pick up artist shit only works with mediocre stuff
btw I've been on interpals since 2011 and have got nudes from maybe 30 chicks
>>28981272
no matter how good looking somebody is it still gets annoying when they constantly bombard you with uninteresting shit
>>28981370
post nudes or stop lying. I have like 3 cam sex partners from interpals and only one of them is attractive.
I'm not saying to full out ask for tits and shit. Im saying to somehow let them know you find them attractive. Otherwise you will just sit in the friend seat for a month and wonder why the girl on the international pen pal community website doesnt want to fuck you.
>>28981368
just say to her you're only interested in friendship, or block her
being cold is kind of rude and a pussy move
>tfw discussing with a qt the cancer that are Turks and Koreaboos and Weebs
feels good
>>28981408
hot girls already know they're hot, and they know why guys message them, you get further with complimenting other aspects
only ugly chicks get a kick out of it because of their insecurity
>>28981398
if I got nudes as a reward, I wouldn't complain
TFW CANT TAKE A GOOD SELFIE, WHY DO I ALWAYS LOOK HORRIBLE IN THEM
>>28981576
go outside and take one, makes you seem like a happier and outgoing person
>>28981477
please tell me you have more
my dick is diamonds
>>28981576
>feeling confident
>looks in mirror
>who's that handsome devil?
>look at myself in picture later
>look like absolute shit, doesn't even look like the same person
>lose all confidence
Every time.
>>28981607
bad advice, you'll just look nervous when you take it, because you'll be worried what people around you think
>>28981616
do you want more of the same girl or a different chick
>>28981632
same thing, soon as I click the take photo I look terrible
>>28981607
I was taking them outside
>>28979085
Why do you all hate philippinos so much?
>>28981724
I don't personally, but they're definitely the most eager girls on interpals, I'm not gonna lie.
>>28981649
as long as they're hot, i don't care senpai
>>28981477
is this a interpals chick?
>>28981934
yes
>>28981921
most of them are meh, I am mediocre so get mediocre girls
working on a memetastic OP image lads
>>28982017
nice one lad
how did you open with her?
>>28982081
we talked about her depression, she was a cutter so naturally a crazy bitch, sent nudes without me asking lel
here are some american tits i got
>tfw she's online on Skype
>hasn't responded in 40 minutes
Hold me ;_;
>>28982110
them tits are a bit depressing but still better than anything I've gotten so nice one mate
>>28982110
from the thumbnail I thought that was a rare yellow pepe
if a girl says, "ive changed... aLot"- just like djkhaled said it, what does that mean?
>>28982251
>I was a party slut who has been gangbanged by niggers but now I want to be accepted as a normal girl
>tfw just said good night to my qt
>she responded positively and said that she can't wait when we'll talk tomorrow
I did it guys. I'm an autistic ugly piece of shit and I got myself a 9/10 qt. We can make it.
>>28981772
but why is that?
>>28982268
Go deepthroat a chainsaw, faggot.
>>28982281
enjoy your used goods, cucky
>>28982276
you can still fuck it up yet m8, trust me
>>28982278
sexually open country and mother unironically encourage their daughters to date westerners to get rich
also caucasian features are considered beautiful there, probably because of the Spanish
>>28982298
I'm not even that guy. I'm a normie who was browsing facebook and saw a picture that said "go deepthroat a chainsaw" and I was like, holy shit, that's awesome, I'm going to go on r9k, open up the first thread I find, scroll to the bottom, and reply to some random aspie with it. Hahahahha.
>>28982347
>tfw we will never found out what happened to beastman
it hurts
why do nips have to ruin everything?
>>28982325
>sexually open country
what does that even mean in this context? they aren't faithful? they sleep around a lot before marriage?
>>28982347
I think the latest qtcrawler update adds this feature, reinstall it
>got "I will not respond to the message just "Hi, How are you? "". I'm pleased that the message has come." in bio
how do I open with her lads?
>>28982665
Send her a joke or something
also, protip. The "no hi message" literally just applies to unattractive people.
>>28982707
I just sent her a message saying I wanted to go to Japan but didn't know where to go and was wondering if she could help me out
>>28982823
out of the frying pan, into the fire.
>>28969709
what the fuck is this shit baka
>cutiecrawl shit
>get 5 messages
>too lazy to respond to any of them
errytime
why do people write on walls instead of just messaging?
>>28983183
disable wall messages, nothing looks as bad as 5 thai grils committing "HI thanks for visit :)"
>have a qt is basically in love with me
>if I don't message her she messages me ten times asking where I am
>she even sends me cute videos of herself now over email and skype
>too scared of blowing it and outright asking for nudes
How do I get this bitch naked? I can't figure out how to turn the situation sexual and we just keep talking about banal shit because it's like disarming a bomb that could explode if you do the wrong thing
>>28983315
>Have 5 different European qts constantly calling and messaging me on Skype if I don't reply
I want off this ride.
>>28983315
I also struggle with this part - turning it sexual. Changing it from being flirty to sexy. Any tips anyone? New thread coming soonish
OK i can't the thread any longer.
NEW THREAD
>>28984191
>>28984191
>>28984191
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