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Autism pals thread, lads.
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>tfw too scared to talk to any of them
fuck
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>>28905734

Which country has chicks that are most likely to get naked on skype with a little coaxing and pretending to be interested in them?
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REMINDER TO NOT BE A KEK

originaloo
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she knows

oregano
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What is the story behind the Swiss guy?
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>tfw Thais message me
>don't reply to them
I can't stop feeling bad about it because some of them might be decent people but goddamn are they annoying
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>>28906038
>turks and caicos
Turks and Keks
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>tgfw not an interpals reject
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>>28906243
>>>/soc/

dont let the door hit you on the way out.
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Sometimes when I browse I can't help but cringe at all the robot profiles that make themselves obvious af.
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>>28906243
original post my nigga

hitler did nothing wrong
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>make new profile
>fire up the qtcrawler script
>before I do, write a bullshit blurb in my profile about how I'm shy and don't always message first even if I look at a profile
>get flooded with "Aww you don't have to be shy :)"
>mfw
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>>28906345
>not 1488 times
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>>28906725
I have now passed 1488.
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>>28906763
so you run the script multiple times a day and have a good profile pic that means nothing to anyone. come back with the nudes then you have something to brag about
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>>28906763
Did you only use search or message, cause I'm scared this shit might happen to me.
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>>28906984
They have to be spamming the view-all button.
I have a good profile pic and run it once a day on ~600 people and get ~200 views. To get 1500 it'd have to be around 7 times that, so viewing at least 4000 people a day.
Or they could just be a girl, in which case there's nothing odd about having 1500 views a day.
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How often do you guys block people?
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>>28907072
Constantly, I block all fatties and retarded and/or ugly girls. My block list is like 150 names long right now.
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>>28907072
*How often do you guys get blocked?* FTFY
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>>28907092

Good, i was feeling kinda bad for blocking people, seeing as i was becoming "like the normies" but i guess it's just human nature to want the best thing so fuck it
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>>28906984
>>28906983
I'm not bad looking.
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help guys
I think I've fallen in love with a qt I've been talking to
Should I just kill myself?
I feel so pathetic.
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>>28905846
how do i talk with them?
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>>28907285
I know that feel, man.
The distance becomes very painful.
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>reply to girl that is spamming me after a crawler session
>this happens
>regret everything

i have no idea who misek is why would you say that first thing to someone. well played i was confused as hell
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>>28907406
Like goddamn, this girl seems to be into me, she's a 9/10, has the same interests as I have, has similar music taste. But I know I'll never meet her IRL and it's a waste of time.
Why is God so cruel?
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>>28907427
You really deserve it for not telling yourself that you're not just doing it for the nudes
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>>28907427
Save up your NEETbux and go see her
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>Have an Incredibly qt russian stalker who constantly messages me

Feels good man
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>have a conversation with qt about religion
>she insists she'd be a Christian even if she was born 6000 years ago
>blocks me when I tell her that's retarded
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>tfw noone gives a shit about me
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>>28907636
>tfw i pillage her christian village with my vikings bros

feels good man
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So is the qtcrawler the only working script right now or are there better alternatives?
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>>28905734
QTCRAWLER ISN'T WORKING

It just says 0 fetched all the time and never seems to actually visit anyone

wtf guys?
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>>28907704
I care about you anon

oregano commento
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>>28907782
it's ogre
we're finished
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What the fuck is wrong with servers, I can't upload photo
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>fire up the qtcrawler
>fire out 600 message
>lose all interest as all the replies flood in

who else
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>>28907782
anyone

what am I doing wrong?

HELP!
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>>28908143
I am now a #cruzmissile
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>>28908143
use the chrome tampermonkey script from github
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>>28908069
>fire up qtcrawler
>start viewing a lot of profiles
>start getting the inevitable flood of messages from Turkish and Indonesian women telling me how amazing my hair is
>lost interest
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>qt just asked if i like watching anime
It's ogre
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>>28907455
I don't give a shit about nudes. I can get much better fap material by just going to /s/.
I just want to talk with a qt about meaning of life and music. :3 I want someone to laugh about my stupid jokes and her to tell me that she loves me.
I'm such a desperate, lonely faggot. I know I don't deserve it.
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Met a 17yr old virgin ive been chatting with for a couple days now. She on the spectrum but cute as hell. She says no sex until marriage.
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>>28908204
ya im honestly going to stop viewing/sending to asians all together. i dont know what it is but every asian is terrible. to think i had an asian girl porn fetish for awhile what was i thinking
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>>28907782
>>28908143
Feck, found another script that works, crisis avoided
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qt just sent me a link to an image
i'm too scared to open it
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why am i so much more aroused by this korean succubus than all the qt mortal girls who messaged me
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>>28908381
false alarm guys, it's just a random image she took of nature
I feel stupid
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>>28908362
The idealized version of an Asian is a Japanese qt but we tend to forget shitholes like Cambodia and Indonesia exist, and people from those countries regularly trawl Interpals looking for any white human contact. Just block out the problem countries.
>>28908414
She looks unnerving as fuck, almost as if she's some department store mannequin
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Uh, guys...I've got qtcreeper running as we speak...but how do I stop it?

Can it be stopped?
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>>28907072
i block every profile i visit that i find distasteful, (i don't use the script) and i have over 7500 people on my block list
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Qtcrawler is really one useful the first few times you run it. You'll get lots of people viewing your profile. After the 3rd or 4th time, they stop looking back at your profile because they already got viewed the first several times.
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>thai girl wants to add me on facebook
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>>28905734
>interpals
>interacting
>OMG! AUTISM:D
>SUCH A REJECTXD
>autsim

fuck off back to your real social media you fucking normie.
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>>28908533
>facebook
>girls
>real
>wanting

OUT OUT OUT
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>>28908614
:) I'm glad I provided you an opportunity to feel like you "fit in" with your internet friends on this board. Maintaining what you perceive to be the "law and order " of your chosen social group must be a very rewarding feeling. Keep it up buddy!
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>>28908459
No sir, no it cannot.

>>28908497
it's supposed not to visit multiple times
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>>28908497
just change your profile pic and you're all set familia
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>>28905882

Help me pls, I would appreciate it.
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>>28908360
Where is she from? Germany?
This is important.
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>Use qt crawler
>+39 new messages
fug
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>>28909191
What the fuck? I'm using qtcreeper, it's visited like 400 profiles now and I've only had one message. Fuck I ,must just be absolutely repugnant

How full are you guys' profiles? All I've written is one line abotu what I do.
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>>28909293
I've wrote quite a bit. Mostly general stuff that qts can relate to so they have something to message me about
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>>28909365
What do qts relate to?
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>>28909293
The two things I get messaged the most about on my profile are the fact that I jokingly list good vodka as one of my hobbies, and the fact that I have Gilmore Girls down as one of my TV shows.
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finally hook a qt that actually seems like she's into me. But actually, feel like I'm the one that's been hooked and she's some kind of succubus, I'm the spider caught in her web.

is she just going to suck me dry and discard me?

>>28909293
I filled the interests with all my favorite movies etc.

I got maybe 4 from a 500 crawl

maybe the other guy crawled 4000..

improve your profile and crawl more
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>>28909394
Generic teen shit. Add the odd thing you actually like so they can say "Hey you like x so do i. You like Y as well ? I've never heard of them/that"
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>>28909293
also you can adjust the crawl speed on qtcreeper, by default it is set at a slow speed so as not to draw attention
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>havent checked IP for 2 days now
>come back
>45+ messages
>see pic related
>remember why I took a break
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>>28909447
Ah, ok. I'm guessing higher number = higher speed, it doesn't specify
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>>28909518
if you select that option:
>Enter a speed between 1 and 10 (1 = slow and realistic, 10 = stupid fast):

(also it was updated yesterday so the 10 option runs faster than before)
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>>28909620
Noice

It's happily crawling along at speed 6 at the moment while I read about Ciaphas Cain and browse okcupid and 4chan
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>>28909688
>Ciaphas Cain
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>>28907423
Is she Croatian? Serbian? Slovenian? Lepotica means Beauty
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who here /feels/ ?

>send witty mass message
>girl thinks im some charming guy
>start talking
>"so normal. what?"

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT hit me fucking hard
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>>28910705
You mean after a few messages she realized you were actually just boring and a chore to talk to?
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Help guys, how do I deal with all the ugly Thai and Indo girls who message me? I feel anxious every time I see a new message from one of them. I don't want to make them sad.
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>>28910835
they get rejected all the time, you're just another western guy who ignored them. The worst thing you can do is lead them on and then drop them
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>>28910835
You can block specific countries from contacting you. Women do it all the time with countries like Morocco, Turkey and India.
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>>28910835
Either
>ignore
>put minimal effort until they give up
>go whole hog and marry them
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>thai qt
>she tells me her birthday and age
>WOAH ME TOO WHAT A COINCIDENCE
>she tells me she studies medicine
>WOAH ME TOO it's almost like we're soulmates haha :)
>tfw she's already all over my dick
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>>28910835
If you feel anxious it's a good sign you SHOULD talk to them.

Seriously.

Get use to throwing out a little small talk. You'll find that most lose interest as long as you don't flirt or give too long responses.
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>>28911259
>the only way he can pulls thai girls is by lying

dude lmao this isnt a thing you should be bragging about
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Anyone else attract qt Italian girls?
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>>28911600
Italy may as well not even exist for me on Interpals.
Sometimes I even forget it exists in real life. It's like Spain. No one cares about it.
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Can we talk about Tinder ITT?
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>>28911900
Only if your oneitis is asking for your permission to use Tinder to hook up with black guys.
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>>28911900
Tinder is a great resource for finding thai girls. Have matched literally hundreds.
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>>28912007
Funny that
https://imgur.com/I56qSfG

>>28912076
Are you spoofing your location? What location do you recommend? I tried Bangkok but didn't have much success. Then I switched to Philippines and got literally hundreds.
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>>28911531
but the joke is i'm literally just saying woah me too I haven't been talking indepth at all
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>>28912118
Yep. I locate in Bangkok, and more specifically in Dusit. Always worked for me, although I don't know why Dusit is so fruitful.
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>>28911900
Give it a shot man. I think as long as the focus is on self improvement and technique not just showing off your chadlike conquests.

Worst case it's a popular discussion and you can split into another thread.
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Tfw im in the bottom barrel of 'robots' when it comes to getting girls.
You can all go eat a dick
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>>28908362
why? I havent started yet, but tell me what's wrong with asians on the site

the pastebins said that thai girls are just boring, but is that it? boring?
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>>28912625
It's really just a meme. I haven't experienced any intolerable Asian people yet. The ones I have talked to have been fine.
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>>28912625
It's just they usually speak english less well. If you can find one who can, of course they're alright.
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I'm not on a list now, rite?

;_;
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>>28913017
>he doesnt have a 16 y/o qt

they are the purest, guaranteed to warm your heart
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Interpals worked for me, and I broke a 3 year dry spell.

I just wish she was a little older
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>>28913143
>second time speaking to 17 y/o thai girl
>shes already mentioning how she wants to sleep with me and caress my body
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>>28912151
There's a zoo there, friend.
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>Pic related starts messaging me
>"Oh cool, she seems qt and interesting"
>She's actually a stuck up normalfag cunt

D R O P P E D
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>>28905734
How do I get this qt crawler? pls help
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>>28913251
She has disgusting chipmunk cheeks.
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>>28913199
It was in the US for me, she lived on the state line so I had to cross intranational borders to fuck.

All in all it was pretty good, she let me do anything I wanted because I was older but not creepy older. The cuddling was the worst part, reminded me of my ex.
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>that last sentence

how do i tell her im a neet 4chan poster. ive been avoiding talking about myself for 3 days
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>talking to a really nice girl from jakarta the last few days
>genuinely just having nice warm conversations

Does the west ruin girls or something???
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>>28913419
Copy this:

Hey [name]

Milking hands huh? ;)
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>>28913455
It's a thing they do for feels Chads, and it's pretty universal if they're actually into you hard.

For Indos, you are their Chad.
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>>28913419
>considering the rest of the conversation i think anything goes
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>>28913419
dump that degenerate bitch
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>tfw you were talking to a girl you liked then used qtcrawler and can never find her in your inbox again

who else?
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Is anyone else here 30? I'm considering making a profile, but I'm a huge robot loser and my life is a clusterfuck, so I'm not sure whether your game would work for me.

>hello, I'm a 30 year old ugly virgin, I work in a shitty job and live in a small apartment in a bad city in one of the worst states in my country ))))))
>btw I'm not American so I'm not even an entry ticket into the USA ((((
>my interests are memes, chans, video game streams and youtube videos (video games and cute girls)
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>>28913616
How the fuck do you even use that shit, couldn't figure it out with the scripts and shit
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>>28913419
downloaded this image just to reply to that free-thinking bitch
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>scripts no longer pick up qts I haven't visited before

FUG
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>>28913625
i talked to an average virgin 27 year old thai when i first started out on interpals and got nudes from her. There will be people for you just don't post comments on 16 year olds' photos
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>>28913837
Well, alright. Thanks.
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>>28913837
>just don't post comments on 16 year olds' photos

Literally no fun allowed
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>>28913865

if the robot autism influx prompts interpals to bring the messageable age up from 16 to 18 then i'll lose roughly 75% of my QTs, I can't risk that
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>>28913947
>Hi~~
>I came here to communicate with people who have the same interests as me. I am a feminist and so interested in lucid dreaming, the occult, Kabbalah, Sufism, Tibetan Buddhism and Jainism but I don't know almost at all about them. T^T
>Hope I will find some good friends here!!

hmm, strange
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>>28913837
>27 year old thai
>virgin

doubt.exe

You do know asian cultures STRONGLY encourage women to lie about that, right?
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how do i talk with a qt?
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>>28914332
good luck

>>28914353
sometimes but actually quite a lot of asians i talked to admitted to having sex and on this particular occasion I think it's likely she was telling the truth, she went into detail about how her neighbour tried to have sex with her but she was too tight, presumably because he was a grubby little thai dude and no foreplay was involved, then after that she just resigned herself to being too tight for sex
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You niggas are fucking crazy
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>I'm glad you like longer messages, you are pretty cute yourself. I'll take pictures of my feet for you, no big deal.

ive made it
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>>28914699
>I'll take pictures of my feet for you, no big deal.

Fucking what?

Fuck you, Anon. You're ascending into something I wish I could be.
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How many feet faggots are among you?
Stand and be counted.
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im such a degenerate, hustling nudes for a quick fap. im despicable and pathetic
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>when she loses interest and suddenely stops sending messages.
>tfw she still reads the messages
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>>28914939
how many nudes do you actually get and what age group?
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>>28915012
so far ive gotten 5 different sets, ages 20-44
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>>28915069
share sum pls

any conversation tips to get em?
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>>28905882
prob Australia
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>>28915069
are any of them actually hot? post for science
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>>28915128
sorry im already a degenerate if i did that id probably have to kill myself
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Have any of you talked to that old white cowboy from Nigeria? He said his parents owned a lot of land in the northern areas and he inherited it, most white people left but he and his wife stayed. They have to fend off their farm from Islamic nigs, the worst kind. I'm wondering if he is genuinely curious about America or if he wants my twink bwapucci.
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>>28915155
Post them you scum.
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Any other veterans from /int/? 2014 here. I remember Indianola and Emma and Rachel and Vinicius and Johno. Those were the days.
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>>28915200
No one cares faggot, you can fucm right off
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Someone tell me how to say a few words in thai like

'hello'
'beautiful'
'cute'
'I like you'

I need them for a science experiment
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>>28915225
Fuck off cultural appropriator.
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>>28915169
im sorry but i cant. i only have one set left anyways, i delete them out of guild post-fap
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>>28915295
1) You're a liar
2) You're a cunt
3) Get fuck
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>>28915308
not lying, i feel guilty cuz i already have a gf.
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>>28915332
You can only repent by posting them you slut.
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>I am le robot
>Yet I am le able to hold conversations

either teach me how to talk to someone or fuck off

Like can someone post an example of their opening gambit and a few responses? I literally have no idea what to say.
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>>28915308
He is a ip shill, mate.
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>>28915408
How about figuring it out yourself, fuck stick.
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>>28915421
How about help
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>>28915408
Just say hey what's up and don't be gross or use a fake profile pic
Fucking wizfags
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>>28915445
Ask her if she likes fedoras.
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>>28915408
tips:

1.) never answer a question with just an answer. either ask a question in response, or introduce some new concept into the current topic when you respond.

2.) introduce a lot of different topics/routes of discussion while youre talking. the more things you mention, the more chances for a connection.

3.) short sentence responses are almost always off limits. unless you know what you're doing, you wont be able to utilize them effectively, and they will lose interest.

4.) utilize emojis. bitches love emojis. dont overdo it though.

5.) lie through your teeth about how interesting you are. no one wants to know your actual boring life. talk about doing stuff you dream about.

i could do more, maybe ill post an example if theres any demand.
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>>28915553
There is demand from me
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>>28915332
y tho? it's a hundred times better than actual cheating. Including skype snapshots I have 9700 photos from interpalettes

>>28915616
you really should just have a couple of carefree goes at some thai girls to give you some experience and confidence before you worry about the specifics of how to keep a convo going
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>>28913419
>does drugs
>hates the Church
>takes pride in not being feminine

ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE
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>>28915678
i dont know. it just kills me inside. but i do it anyway.
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>>28915678
Can't even get thai girls interesting famalamadingdong
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>>28915069
>44

That's sorta yucky to be honest brother.
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>>28915289
Cute is narak. That's all I know.
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>>28915915
eh, shes actually pretty cute
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>>28915762
>tfw no thai gril messages
>you will never teach apple how to speak properly on skype
>you will never tease her about being little
>you will never cum to her little pussy
Why live?
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>>28915964
You're looking for a gf, not a mother.
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>>28916001
Why not both? My mother would be more useful if I could fuck her too desu
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>>28916001
Infertile women are still kinda fun. They really get off when someone young fucks them.
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Why are Jap bitches so cold? I learn their language just to be treated like a gaijin fuccboi.
Translated conversation:
Me: So, do you have any interests?
Her: Yes.
Me: Well, what are they?
Her: I have a lot of interests.
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>>28916001
i have a gf, i just take random nudes
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>asian qts want to meet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdjYhp0ldbc
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>>28916049
Many jqts and kqts only want to speak woth women because they (rightly) assume that western men just want to fuck them
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>>28916143

How do I talk to a jqt or kqt and not give off that impression?
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>>28916178
Are you gay?
If you're not give up.
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>>28916143
wait does this Bangladeshi girl know i want to fuck her? I wanna flirt with her but chances are she is muslim and will get bent out of shape.
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What exactly is going on here? What is QTcrawler?
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>>28916178
hard, only one JP qt has gotten lewd with me. out of 3 who messaged me. the 3 s.korean qts who messaged me didnt get lewd either. the chinese are easy though.
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>>28916437
>the chinese are easy though.

That's because after 20 they are fucking desperate for a husband or they will kill themselves, no joke
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>>28916437
Johno?
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>>28916481
no, but god bless him.
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>>28916522
gib tips on how to get the bitchez lewd pl0x
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>>28916049
How good was your Japanese?
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>>28916570
Its pretty good. I think they just have a cold culture
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>>28916562
depends on the girl...if they are shy then you need to prepare for the long haul. keep the flirting to a minimum, but make it count when you do. and dont go on too strong, make it cute. the conversation in between flirting should be enthusiastic and kind. pretend like you care.

for the girls who are more playful, you can flirt a little more often, but establish the relationship before you get too heavy into that. and gawd dont say anything really sexual, just say shes cute/beautiful/whatever and play it by ear. get sexual after you gauge her responses.

at the end of the day you just have to be good at flirting, really. im pretty good.
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>>28916437
What if I'm not looking for nudes and just want to talk to qts?
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>>28916742
refer to
>>28915553
if you want specific tips for the region, well...girls are girls. their interests might be different but you handle them the same way.
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and for fucks sake make your profile picture interesting. never gonna get qts if its a bedroom pic and you arent hot.
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I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Intershit. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.
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>>28916795
m8 this is why you screen for red flags first.
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>>28916828
Fuck off. She was perfect. We were going to move to the countryside where she couldn't cheat on me.
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>>28905734
/soc/ shit belongs on /soc/, you cancerous normalfags.
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>>28916844
>were
so what happened
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>>28916795
nice pasta man
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>>28916844
OK Frederick Clegg
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>>28916857
haven't seen it in a while actually
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>tfw kinda want to get on Interpals to meet qt azns but it might just be summer time cabin fever so I should just wait to go back to campus
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>>28913419
>Strong Milking Hands

Sounds like she'll give a good handjob
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>once had a jqt say she wanted to fuck me cos her bf had ed but he wanted to watch and this was a few years ago so I felt weird about it and said no but it if were today I wouldndefinitely say yes and cuck that little nip while sucking her little nips and breeding some little nips
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>>28916908
>haven't seen it in a while actually

Was spam posted on /pol/ yesterday and adapted to bait interaction threads

i just want to hang niggers tb.h
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Real talk interpals is alright but browsing it on a phone is dantes inferno
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>>28917099
>browsing interpals on an iPhone 4
Infinite Climax difficulty
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I just want to meet a girl i can do drugs with, i have loads of money, should i just be straight up in my profile about what i want or wait till we have some kind of chat first?
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>>28916957

she is sending me sole pics tomorrow. i think i found the one. she is white to
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>>28917180
Much better to drop it in the chat without explicitly mentioning it but making it obvious.

I usually just mention where my apartment is and most people know that it's an expensive area so people start wanting to visit me
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>>28917228
Do you only talk to people near you? Or they're willing to fly
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>>28917228
I don't want a cunt whos going to want to take half my shit though senpai, i just want a nice qt who will sit at home all day and wait for me to get back from work with a nice joint of line of coke, i tried hookers but ive had bad experiences with them
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>>28917265
Only people I've met had holiday plans already and they stayed at my apartment

Many girls say they'll fly out but most asians are poor
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>>28917310
>Many girls say they'll fly out but most asians are poor

If you're serious about it you'll pay for it yourself.
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>My profile mentions that I live the comfy life
>qt burger messages me
>"Does such comfy life come with comfy clothes? Because I'm all for comfy clothes"

I think I am in love.
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>>28917841
Grils like silk get her fitted and buy her some.
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>>28917872
All I have ever wanted is a qt that shares my passion for comfy.

>tfw i might actually make it, and will cuddle said qt by a fire as it snows outside

What a day to have not killed myself!
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>>28917841
I bet she's got a bubbly personality
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>>28918184
this Philippine qt messaged me, shes utterly insane. calls me best friend after only two days of knowing each other.

shes so excited about everything and bubbly though, its pretty cute.
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>>28918184
>She's actually not a cunt
>Currently talking about all sorts of comfy
>tfw i am having to actively search for red flags
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Curious on an unrelated topic. Is there a reason these threads keep getting deleted?
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>>28918592
Apparently r9k is only for pornposting/normalfag blog posts/le cuckold memes
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>think about making a profile
>realize I'm going to have to be on my toes constantly trying to be dynamic and interesting to keep some bitch smiling and clapping for my show the same way I would need to with roasties here
>only this time if my peacocking is somehow good enough it's going to cost me $1500 to see her in person

What's even the point?
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>>28918713
get over it, if you wanna get laid you gotta do shit you dont wanna do.
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>>28918724

I've gathered that, I just don't see the point in going the international route when it's the same shit but makes success expensive as hell.
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>>28918763
oh, yeah. id never actually try and date a qt, because im from the US, would be way too expensive. maybe if i were in europe and closer.
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is this 8mananon a robot?

i think i used to see him on r9komegle all the time

also, how do i find other robots?
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>>28918713
You could always think of it as practice for talking to other girls. If you can be dynamic and interesting on here constantly you can take it to tinder or whatever later.
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Best one yet. How do I respond?
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>Single out Thai girls on purpose with the crawler.
>Tfw when not white so the messages dont just fly in.

Everyone is saying they are good for practicing on though.
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>>28918592
The mods like to believe that /r9k/ is about originality, so /soc/ generals pretty much go against the purpose of this board. They don't really care that anons actually treat this board like a pit of misogyny and self-pity, a satellite of r/mensrights, r/theredpill, and r/foreveralone.
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>>28918894

It's something I can pull out in bursts, but not something I can/care enough to sustain for very long. Turns out bein urself is god damned exhausting, since it's all theater, for everyone on all sides of it, and it really starts grating on you as you get older. Just not cut out for this shit I don't think, now to focus on making the lonely go away.
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>>28918930
I have yet to get one thai gril to actually fucking talk.
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>>28918906
I'm imagining you jumping on my cock now hahahaha
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Retard here, how do I install the script in Tampermonkey?
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>>28919308
Click "Add a new script" and then copy and paste the script into Tampermonkey and hit the floppy disk save button
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Am I required to use a real photo?
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>>28919326
Do I put it inside the brackets that are already there or do I erase all of the shit that is already there?
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>>28919336
no, but you'll get more replies if you do
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>tfw dumb fuck religious fags are talking to me
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>tfw SEA power hour
I wish my Brazilian qt was less responsible
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>>28919419
Erase all of it and then copy paste it in.
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>>28919550
Thanks fAm

>tfw it's only been a minute and I already have +50 views

They're mostly from SEAs and Mexicans but it's still pretty impressive
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if i make an interpals account, can i delete it later if i get nervous?
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>>28919713
they only let you delete after 7 days sadly
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>>28919050
I got a few, but Only one of them is actually decent looking. Hell the Indonesians I got look better honestly.
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It's been fun shitposting about thai girls and qts with you all. But today, I will be getting off this ride. It seems like a good day to die. Goodbye everyone, may Thai girls forever fuck off.
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>>28919844
Don't do it man, life's worth living if you try.
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>Thai chick asked what my job is.
Haha, Here we go.....
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>>28920818
Just say student brah
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>>28920903
I should honestly, cause I dont even have a job right now.
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>tfw having great conversation with a perfect Korean qt.
>tfw you will never drink soju, eat bulgogi and listen to kpop with her.

Why even live.
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>>28905734
>have old ass account
>no one except dudes has ever viewed my profile
>no messages
>despair only
>final destination
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>use script
>only Thais/Indonesians/Malays message me first

What's the point
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>>28921052
Message the qt whites who view you. Whites are shier than the rest and won't message you first.
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>>28921142
Most (non-Slav) whites don't even view me back kek.
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>>28921052
White skinned Indos are qt desu
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>>28921212
I'm messaging this qt light-skinned Chinese girl from Malaysia who is pretty cool, but the rest from those aforementioned countries all look like fucking trolls
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>tfw i just broke up with my interpal i caught feelings for
>tfw ive been tearing up the whole time
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>>28921261
I'm still waiting on a response from this light skinned Indonesian girl I sent a well thought message to.
>Mfw she hasnt been online in 2 days.

Now I'm messing with this light skinned Thai girl and she seems alright so far.

>I tell her I like her name
>She told me her name
>Her name is Jig
>Jig....
>Mfw
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>>28921457
I know that feel, man. It's hard, but sometimes it has to be done.
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