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are you a big sports fan?
Following sports is basically my hobby and the fun of watching my teams play is what keeps me going in life
>>28957938
I only watch handegg because everyone else does too. I don't care about other sports
>>28957938
I'm a Tottenham fan, mainly because they do their best to convince me to kill myself every year.
>tfw pens won last night
Why is hockey so underrated, lads?
>tfw texting chatting with oneitis
>tfw not confident enough to tell her how I really feel
>tfw so close yet so, so far
>>28957927
>Just tell her man
Normies just don't get it, do they?
>>28957927
Can you meet her in person? If so ask her for a date, it's easier than telling her you love her and when you're irl with her, you have no other option but telling her (or something out like I did, but I hope you won't)
>>28958446
I probably could but I have no idea what we'd do together
Robots I need help
My dog bitten badly by my stupid pitbull
should I send him too the hospital to get stitches?
> happened yesterday I took a picture of the wound
Is he having trouble moving around? Is it bleeding?
Respond quickly anon I have to leave in 10 minutes for new normie job (I'm scared shitless also)
Post pic
>>28957957
>Need to crop because photo was too big
No he can walk but his wound is deep
>>28957957
Also here's a timestamp
>tfw tumblrinas take enough time out from riding Chad's thundercock to try to normify robots
>>28957917
half the robot population will cuck themselves and beg tumblrina for attention
i don't get it
why do they care so much
>>28958118
The fact that anyone out there exists with a polar mindset to them is baffling, if not downright offensive.
I don't understand guys that mail gifts and free stuff to their favorite Instagram models and porn stars.I also don't understand those of you that give away free stuff and time to your female "friends", Do you guys really think it will get you laid or get them to like you? Your better of spending that money on a hooker. Or even better saving it. I've never had a girlfriend or sex or a kiss. I'm extremely sexually frustrated, but it has never crossed my mind as a good idea to give free shit to women. Why do you guys do it.
There are guys who like to spend money on women and be "financially dominated"
They do it to get off not with the hope of getting off in the future
>>28957997
Yeah, but there are so many that do it that this can't be the only reason. I feel like some men are just genuinely so lonely and delusional that they think they are earning the women's love or affection
It is deeply ingrained in our culture and biology.
There used to be a real popular BECOME A NORMIE copy pasta guide on /b/ that literally said "just give random hot girls gifts worth hundreds of dollars until one seems interested", and it was accepted for years until someone on /adv/ in its proto - r9k days blew it out.
Previous Thread: >>28908342
Let the retardation begin
>>28957886
he usually uses his horns in a pinch
>>28957908
tax forms are fucking satan
>>28957923
remember those that died to catcer
Is it weird that seeing a black guy with a white woman bothers me, but a white guy with a black woman doesn't?
in my experience the claim that only trashy white girls date blacks is true
>>28957878
Its not particularly weird, it shows how you are entitled and hypocritical you are though.
>>28958488
> only trashy white girls date blacks
hahaha time to wake up friend
>walk into roomate's room
>see this
wat do you do?
Unzip my pants
Male or female, doesn't matter if the hole is tight.
I'll wear that asshole out.
>>28957877
Seeing that gif I'd fugg
But, in real life you'd see the face, which would make me kick him in the ass and tell him to fuck off
>one chance at life
>born poor
>have 2 brothers
>>28957864
>one chance at life
>born in the fucking balkans, poor, shitty and abusive family, short, ugly, narrow frame, wide hips, short legs, mental and health illnesses all my life
>>28957915
forgot to mention that my father willingly married a woman with two daughters that weren't his, after his wife with his daughter divorced him
i am literally the fruit of an aging, single mother and a cucked autist
i have no words to express my pain
>>28957864
>one chance at life
>born a man instead of a privileged woman in 2016
any you got frog that looks like this?
thank you
Dumb whore BTFO
No, but I want it so bad I might just draw it.
>>28957815
>>28957875
it should be wojak getting btfo by pepe
Do you pronounce "tomato" as "toMAYto" or "toMAHto"?
Pic unrelated
tuh-may-der
>>28957795
Like pic related
The seal of originality
I zader matermorts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6q-zi9O2wE
So I'm going to a house party tomorrow night. Will probably have to either drink or smoke some weed to fit in, and get into a party mood. I have never drank (inb4 tips fedora) or done weed. Which should I choose if faced with the choice? A beer or a spliff...,which wears off faster, which will be more likely to make me do something stupid?
>>28957767
Weed man. liqour makes you lose control faster and weed just makes you pass out if you smoke too much
Weed will wear off in a few hours if u smoke one blunt. Alcohol will still be affecting you a day later
>>28957767
Alcohol. It will make you more sociable while weed will likely make you paranoid and uncomfortable the first time you do it.
Weed is fucking great once you understand what it does to you but the first time is sometimes overwhelming for some.
Hey dudes I'm looking for new people to just talk with/play games with/talk about anime wth.
I don't really mind who you are as long as you enjoy one of those three things. I do enjoy a lot of other things as well!
facebook:vanlieshoutt is my Skype if you'd like to add me!
>inb4 FBlinked Skype
>>28957726
>Kongou
What bad taste in shipfus
Absolutely fucking dropped.
>>28957726
ill add you
i just hope you wont drop me
>>28957810
It's okay Kongou, and I still like you! All waifus are good.
>tfw husband's daughter called me a cunt again
>>28957686
Well have you tried not being a cunt?
>>28957686
>getting married
>to someone with kids
>interacting with kids, ever
>being female on /r9k/
>being a married person on /r9k/
drink poisonyou cunt
>>28957704
>>28957717
Normies are still here because you're all so easily baited my lord
Can anyone tell me who this guy is?
Dan "pedo" Schneider
>>28957643
Dan Schneider
>>28957643
His name is Dan Schneider u fukawing nugget
