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I'd go wrestling for me, even though it is quite autistic to be watching that
>>28952808
Anime, superheroes, pokemon, boy bands, Ja Rule.
black people can like anime now i guess
it started with dbz i guess
i guess
Being on the internet
Why are chestlets always so angry all the time?
>>28952799
Because they will never be the penis venus
i'm a chestlet and i'm not. my best friend has huge tits and lets me play with them. i'm straight, but boobs are soft so i can't help but want to touch them.
living a life in sorrow because you're not a superior in a certain aspect as someone else might be is really pointless. there's better things to do, like explore nature, eat good ice cream.
>>28953153
not superior*
ignore a
At first thought this place was cool and came here every once in a while. (Manga spoilers,/fit/, anti-SJW and reddit /pol/)
>Then real soul-wrecking health issues happen, and destroy me mentally
>become extremely depressed like never before.
> Spend a shitload of time here+ non stop internet browsing...i gradually become weirder,more pathetic and "childish"
>After being a NEET for 2-3 months ,i start getting back to normal..
>start enjoying this place less and less..start realizing it's filled with weirdos ,deviants and edgy kids
>Start finding it immature and i gradually stop coming here
>Few weeks after being back to normal, i am hit by a mix of unusual non-stop soul wrecking stuff ->living hell for months
>Lose myself,all hope.everything,become depressed like never before, pathetic and mentally weak while living in a super toxic environment making it 100x harder to recover
>start spending my whole days browsing this place and surfing internet non-stop.
>Continued
>>28952747
I'm not depressed I'm just incredibly lazy, fap to anime, and play video games. Also I aspire to be something greater (eg Nationalist to save the white race) but in reality I just don't do anything at all.
>>28952747No. '4chan is a depressed shithole' is just a silly put-on that people play along for laughs from time to time when an opportunity presents itself. No one believes it and it has about as much power to make you depressed or delusional as seeing a generic pamphet about starving children or an infographic.
>>28952747
>continued
Then few miracles happen here and there, i am gradually getting back to normal . I gradually spend less and less time here.
>Spent entire days here a while ago,now i can barely stay for more than few mins. Immediatly find it retarded and leave
I actually have difficulty understanding how i could spend time here in the first place
I don't know if it's just me,but it's not only for 4chan. I'd spend at least 10-12 hour a day mindlessly browsing internet, mostly retarded stuff
I'm gradually reducing it,it's around 2-3 hours a day right now and i don't even browse mindlessly anymore. The closer i'll get to my normal self,the less time i will waste and the more selective it will be
It's like if being severely depressed and hopeless breaks the "filter" that allows you to see shit for what it actually is. You become something totally different,
How in the fucking shit is it even fucking possible to ALWAYS manage to say the fucking wrong thing, while talking to a cute girl? Holy shit by laws of probability I'd expect to say the right thing at least once every ten millions interactions but no, always the fucking wrong thing. Holy fucking mother of fucking shit.
>>28952737
>he talks to qt girls
FONR
>>28952764
What does FONR mean?
>>28952737
What also weirds me out is when people say that to you and then when you ask what was wrong, they never give you a straight answer because deep down they don't even know what's the right thing
Advice thread, "it's been a while since I made on" edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you want to ask some questions, get a normie's perspective or just vent for a bit, come post here. All questions welcome, no matter how silly or trolly.
>inb4 normie reeee get off my board
>>28952703
>not a single robot needs any advice
I guess it's a good day(:
>>28953053
Maybe I do, but I have only have enough time right now to make no more than this post.
>>28953108
I guess that's an option, but it's not exactly like I can tell that from just an empty thread.
I just want a strong anon boyfriend to let me lick clean when he comes home from the gym and to cook and clean for, and be his cute maid !
>>28952681
>when he comes home from the gym
>>28952681
>even sissy gaybois expect a chad
what a surprise
>>28952681
Okay, where do you live? Also post pics.
So brobots, how does this make you feel?
>>28952523
Blonde girl became attractive also 10 years, that's pretty beautiful
>>28952523
That's awesome is 10more years a thing?
Like killing myself. Then again, most things seem to have that effect on me.
Damn. Really makes you think some original thoughts....
>>28952347
left: never had sex before, mulitated penis
right: experienced sex, uncut penis ejaculated inside vagina without condor
>>28952347
fuck off too pol
Personally I enjoy this version a lot more
So, you can't all be completely undesirable. Lets hear about girls who like(d) you, unnoticed hints, missed chances, etc.
>>28952186
The only girls that were ever into me were grotesque landwhales and borderline single mothers.
I'm glad I'm single.
>>28952210
this
I'll keep my shekels and dignity tyvm
>>28952186
I had a coworker who wanted go fuck me after I lost 30 pounds this year.
Naturally it was the fat one who was incredibly obnoxious. I think she whored for cash so I'm glad I didn't ever do it before she left
Alright U.S. robots, listen up. Summer is coming for you, and with summer brings pic related.
Instead of spending the season inside with the A/C on and the blinds shut, go to a festival or at least a rave club night. Take molly, get out of yourself for a few days and if you do it properly you may very well find you're inside someone else before too long.
If you go to where the cuties are, and add MDMA, they will ignore your autism. If you don't get laid, well at least you probably had a mind-blowing time dancing and being high which is better than shitposting anyway.
And remember, always test your drugs before dosing!
>>28952175
Are there any festivals that aren't crazy expensive?
I think it would be weird to go alone.
>>28952461
No. Get a job you bum. Or sneak in like a real bum you bum.
>I..iss..he right-t ?
>>28952136
Of course he isn't. There are some men who do need to change who they are in order to find """"""true love""""""
>>28952136
I need some time to think this over. I'll give you a definitive answer after I've eaten my cheerios that have had 48 dicks dunked in them
>So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.
just be a hurricane
>hair falling out left and right
where my balding robros at?
>>28952125
Starting to thin in the front but not that noticeable at the moment.
Doesn't bother me desu, if it gets too bald I'll just shave my head completely
>temples fading
>front hairline normal
>thinning everywhere 3 inches behind hairline
It's manageable dry but out of the shower I'm half bald.
>>28952145
Yeah that's the only reasonable plan. Probably grow my beard out too.
>There are "people" on this board that would settle for a non-virgin gf
>>28952059
>having your standards this high
no wonder your a virgin loser anon
>>28952105
Have fun with your used goods that Tyrone and his chimps have passed around like a joint. You faggot cuck
>>28952126
at least im loved anon you sad virgin
>complaining about not having a qt gf, pretentious roasties, social anxiety, humiliation, depression, etc
>milking yourself of your masculine driving energy by spilling your seed on whatever you're fed with by the manipulative media
What is holding you back from embarking on your self-provement journey of nofap? When are you going to realise that THEY(I wonder who that might be...) WANT us to be this way, lifeless, easily manipulated and basically sheep?
All my friends(and myself too) that have been at some point REALLY down admitted that only when they were on nofap they were capable of having a satisfying life and achieving what they wanted(getting a qt gf, a job, etc).
I myself am restarting this glorious journy(the first one helped me to stop being both a kissless and a virgin at 18). Anyone who is with me or has questions/rants report in. And remember, THE ONLY PLACE TO RELIEVE YOURSELF OF YOUR MAN ESSENCE IS INSIDE A QT GF(and even that in good moderation)!
>>28951838
Reminder that no-fap has not been proven to increase testosterone levels over any long period of time.
It simply elliminates the minor dips immidiately after fapping.
That said, enjoy your placebo, I hope it helps.
>>28951838
That one study that nofappers always link to only shows T levels increasing for 7 days after masturbation, then they level off. There's no ongoing benefit
>>28951838
Cool bioscience. Fapping causing low test but sex dosnt. Yeah nah your a cunt
Would you date a 20-year-old Japanese girl or a 12-year-old Japanese girl?
The older one.
The look of the younger bothers me wayy too much. I'd be unnerved looking at that all day.
>>28951651
> wanting a cake
I'll take the little one, and make her call me onii-chan
>>28951685the left one is the older one
