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Wakey wakey rise and shine edition
>>28944883
>>28944883
Morning m8ey, just back from another night shift, another night, another nugget.
>been off for 10 days because of annual leave, flexi-time and a bank holiday
>dreading putting on a shirt and going back into work
>been drinking most nights since I was off the next day, so feel sick and waking up sober is disorienting
I can see how NEETs get stuck as NEETs after months of this. If I were being given money by the government throughout it as well, that's a recipe for disaster.
does this ASMR actually work lads
Can you find a better Mongolian cartoon?
>>28942507
It's Kara no Kyoukai.
Boo!
Original boo!
How is your relationship with the man upstairs?
tell me your biggest regret
When I think YouTubers literally could not get any more irritating, this guy comes along.
For fuck sake, he invokes a primal sense of rage in me. I can't stand it.
Is this literally the most annoying guy on planet Earth
>>28942362
then don't watch it......
Is he trying to be a snek?
I have no idea who this is.
orgiero
>be 19
>have to take mandatory test for some class thingy. dont care about it but take it anyways. questions are weird as fuck
>results come, teacher talks a little but about it for a few minutes. asks if theres any INTJs? she didnt ask about any other types btw.
>3 people raise their hand including me. 1 other guy and 1 grill
>she seems surprised and says something like wow thats a lot
>dont know what any of this means, but as the days go on i notice myself naturally sink in tune with the other INTJs we dont talk that much but theres an unspoken understanding and respect and kind of mini powerplay/ power check its unspoken though, more of an admiration really. we all end up doing the best in class
this is when I realized that there was a higher order of intellectual beings. and normies are not it. INTJs and perhaps INTPs and a couple others werent meant for this normie world.
>walk around for the rest of the semester like i have a 2 foot dick
checkmate atheists.
>>28941752
nice meme retard
Were you in psychology or something? Kind of curious as to what sort of class would have a "mandatory" MBTI instrument as part of its curriculum... lol
>>28941797
I remember having to take an MBTI in high school for a business course or something, because it supposedly provided a suitable list of jobs that type would do best with.
I've been rated an INTJ in every test I've taken, but I can barely do algebra; thus, I'm obviously not terribly bright. MBTI is just a more accurate version of the horoscope for psych students and HR managers to ogle.
Would you settle for a black gf?
If so, on which conditions?
I just want a gf m8
Land wales, single moms, drugies and ape looking are a no go for me.
>>28941313
Never, ever, ever. Black girls have disgusting vaginas.
>>28941313
It's not settling
It'd be a dream come true
Do you ever get so lonely that you wish you had friends?
>>28940804
A friend, multiple friends are a meme.
Sometimes.
My birthday is the worst day of the year.
Why i dont have any friends? Is it because i dont talk much?
>>28940918
Well I don't know anon, do you not talk much?
Anonymous posters that you recognize around r9k, from their habits or typing style.
>that guy that always puts "p much" in all of his sentences
>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
>that guy that
>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
I'm glad I'm being noticed
>>28937871
>>28937902
Wait do people really track image file names?
>>28937902
>that guy that makes every thread about him or his experiences
>>28937952
The archive can.
So who here is into facesetting? I want it to happen to me :(
I set faces all the time. I don't get paid I just do it for the love of the set.
>>28936402
please for the love of god sit on my face contact info pls
>>28936505
as long as you don't inhale my musk
It's the time again, ladies and jerks. Write a letter to someone who will (probably) never read it. Get it all off your chest.
Bump for potential haven't much to get off my chest though.
1. I forgive you :)
2. I'm glad you're happy
3. Thanks
4. I wish I had spent more time with you
4 different persons obv. I know not letters but at least a bump
F,
I'm sorry i sperged out and drove you off. And sorry for the 2 (3 now) attempts at apologizing. I just feel really bad for treating you like that. Sometimes I still browze omegle with the tag we used to find each other, just in case.
-A
>>28936957
>And sorry for the attempts at apologizing
>that time a kid tried to start a food fight for three days in a row before he was given a one month lunch detention
>that kid who tried to fight the gym teacher
>that kid who started a fire in family and consumer science
>that kid who left the school and went to dairy queen during lunch hour every single day in 6th grade until he was caught
>that kid who wanted to shoot the school up with you
>>28933661
BRAAAAAPPAPAPAPPP
>That kid who sat alone at lunch
>Normies would occasionally try and talk to you
>All you could do was play along until they got bored and left
>>28933703
Stop with your nasty, retarded fart fetish, this isn't even a fetish thread, kill yourself.
Give Her a The D-escartes edition
Old pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
First for Russians are top tier qts
Second for block Russia
Please don't post in this thread and let it die, the other one still has 60 replies left and this one doesn't have the thread info and pastebin links...
Like all losers, we should be supervillains.
State your
>Villain Alias
>Superpower
>Costume
Ex of mine
Alias: The Crimson Emperor
Superpower: Creating things inside a 10 meter radius.
Costume: A suit or an all encompassing cape, and a cool mask.
Now go!
>>28912490
the Knowgrabber
Creating literal doors to alternate dimension of my choosing, only I can use the door, i need a couple days to define what universe I wan to go and gather enough energy. after use the door dissapears.
costume: a bunch of doorknobs glued all over me
>>28912828
*Knobgrabber
>>28912490
>The grifter
>No superpowers, just good at reading people.
>My costume changes depending on what I'm after.
Why aren't you getting married in the year 2016?
>>28888189
Women are a meme
Original comment is original
>>28888189
I find it hard to imagine that these things have souls
>>28888189
He's going to suffer alright. Hard to believe such a great actor is getting the old femen boot
Comfy games vidya you're playing right now.
Pic related is mine.
>>28953575
is that oblivion?
>>28953575
Just started Shievering Isles with my Conjurer Bowman
By far the best DLC ever made
>>28953575
the comfiest game of all time is The Last of Us Remastered
Isn't it just one of the worst feels imaginable? You're literally forced to watch something beautiful you'll never have - having a special person who you love, care about and that person feel the same way about you.
I have to go to my cousins wedding in a few weeks and I'm afraid I'm gonna cry during the ceremony.
Let's say you do get some girl to marry you. Who would come to your wedding? Would it just be filled with her family and friends?
Would just your mom and dad come? Would they even show up? What's the point..
I'm 23 and I've never been to a funeral or wedding. I would have no idea how to dress and act at one.
I went to my sisters one. It was massive. It was EXTREMELY loud, fairly dark, it was a gigantic hall, with about 1000 people in attendance.
Good thing I have a 90 year old grandmother, whom I was simply pretending to be taking care of the entire night :)
