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Give Her a The D-escartes edition

Old pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
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First for Russians are top tier qts
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Second for block Russia
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Please don't post in this thread and let it die, the other one still has 60 replies left and this one doesn't have the thread info and pastebin links...
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>>28930197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdjYhp0ldbc

;^ origional

>>28930291
this
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>be mildly attractive or use a fake profile picture
>message hottest girl you can find "hey, are [nationality] girls as good as they say?"
>panties will instantly drop
Works every time.
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>>28930291
Neither does the other one burger
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>>28930291
also this

but people still will, think we just have to deal with this shit every time
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How often do you guys write first?
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>>28930291
this is some /vg/ tier autism
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>>28930421
>>28930412
>>28930291
Oh, and this clearly retarded OP didn't mention pal or interpals or autism pal in the OP, causing it not to show up in the catalog when searching for these terms, thanks!
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Is the site down?
>>28930414
Actually like 50% of the time.
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Should we sage this thread so someone can make a proper one?
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>>28930461
Lol this is why you guys can't get any girls. Autismus Maximus.
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>>28930547
yes, posted with a sage obviously.
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posting int sperg squad
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>>28930414
Almost exclusively. I'm 4-5/10, maybe 5-6 if I were to apply myself?
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>>28930606
Feels good to not be on this shitlist
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>>28930606
> looking through list sure you're gonna be on it
> recognize people you've spoken to
> used memespeak too
> no way they wouldn't know I'm here
> really don't want to be on the list
> mfw

All's good though lads, am not there
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>>28930606
i spam my face and profile all the time, step up your game faggot
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>>28930197
Interbopper doesn't work for me. What do?
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>>28930606
holy shit, fucking hate Paul, and his fat ass.

i know people who were autists that dated each other.
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>>28931437
damn, fuck me for samefagging but,
fuck looking at these losers make me angry, especially Paul, Rachel, & Ena.

I'm glad I'm not on that list. If you want dirt on some, I'll spill because fuck it.
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>>28931518
i want dirt on Guenter
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>>28930606
whos the chad in the first row?
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>>28931518
Give us info, lets meme them to death
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>>28931581
you mean this gay dude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dozejsIYRk
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>>28931697
wtf hes got a chad body but a sperg brain/
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>want to hear my qts voice
>decide to link my vocaroo
>said on my mic, howdy m lady, tips fedora feels good man
>asked her when do i hear her voice
>tfw just realized how autistic my recording was
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I burnt the bridge to the ground. I am on to the next one.
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>>28930606
These people are infinitely more attractive than me. Fuck me for thinking I can have a chance. Of course qts will talk to you if you look like that. Why are these guys even on 4chan?
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Why is everyone getting these indo girls messaging them and complaining about it? I'm activly looking for an indo QT due to how close I live (Australia) and want a local girl to show me around Indonesia, mostly because I have no good friends to travel with.

How do you robots attract these girls? let me know /r9k/.
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>>28931572
Where are they on the list, that shit is long.
>>28931609
Ena was a real crazy, she ended up dating a guy from Texas, and quoted she liked him because he was beta.
So they met, and did stupid shit. If I can find the picture, I'll show you.
Basically they took naked pictures and on sharpie had stuff marked such as "4chan power couple" and she put a fruit roll snack around his dick.

Really Psycho

Rachel was just an attention whore was underage at the time, and who really hated her Jew nose.

Paul was a fat fuck who thought he was best because he had a trust fund.
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>>28931855
I think 4 of them at least went to visit their "qt"
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>>28931855
Lmao, Ena sexted me. 4chan women = slooters
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>>28931780
At least you made me smirk
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>>28931900
She is a true slut, no joke.
Is she still active?
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HAVENT BEEN ON IN 4 DAYS AND COME BACK TO THIS SHIT FUUUG SEND HELP PLS
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>>28931990
O SHIT WADDUP ITS DAT 7
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who here upgraded gfs?

i landed qt 17 gf then she stopped giving me attention after 2-3 days. i was forced to look for a better mate. i found a qt 21 year old that enjoys typing me walls of text and showing me her feet.

feels good man
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>tfw talking to a schizophrenic Russian qt who has trouble communicating in English
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>>28932388
How does it use a computer?
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Still completely terrified before checking my messages.

Does this never end?
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>>28932592
I don't get that, it's when it starts getting personal mom's spaghetti starts coming out
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What the fuck does "naka" mean from a thai qt?
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>>28932641
well, I got both. It's now getting kind of personal and it's 10x as terrifying as it was before.
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>make an interpals account two weeks ago
>hardly get any views or messages
>use qt crawler, literally no one I viewed views me back
>stop using it for four days
>use it on and off since
>checked it yesterday night and got 15 views
>leave it on and get 65 views and 6 messages today so far

Posted this earlier. I don't understand this website at all. Can anyone explain this?
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FUCK THIS SHIT I CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS

fuck fuck fuck
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>>28932777
no idea last week i had about 5 views one day and then the next one i had about 80 without using any scripts or changing my profile
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>tfw spent all day talking to two qt's
>both message me lengthy replies and act interested
>feel already overwhelmed and anxiety is starting to kick
is this what being a Chad feels like? Because honestly, I don't like it that much.
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>>28932982
Chads don't have anxiety
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>>28932982
I feel exactly the same. If it doesn't end well with these qt's I give up, this is just too much for me.
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help
is this succubus after my semen?
Any Chad's can explain what's happening?
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>>28933441
>joke

Kek, she is basically saying she wont fuck you, ever, fuck her off senpai
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>>28932982
>>28933274
Literally shaking reading message here lads.

qt is being so nice and I don't know what to do

It's hard to jus b myself when my brain is flipping out

fucking hell lads
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>>28933441
it looks like you were pressing her for something and she's trying to delay you in the nicest way possible
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>>28933494
thanks for the insight, I had a feeling this was a ruse
blocked the cunt
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>>28933508
Why not share and let us help?

>inb4 that would make things worse
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>>28933539
Good move senpai, don't let yourself get cucked, if you even think something dodgy just fuck her off and move on, if she comes back then just play it off like you forgot
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>17 year old is sending n00ds on Skype

I MADE IT LADS
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>>28933672
tipping the fbi rite now
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>>28933694
Go ahead, 16 is the legal age here.

:^^^^^)
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>>28933694
bloxskjdlkasjdlk
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Wasn't ready for this boyz
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>>28933762
I smell a scam
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>>28933762
She's gonna beg you for money and fall off the face of the earth and cuck you.
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help me get feet pics lads, how do you do it? any tips from people on /int/ who did
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>qt literally fell asleep talking to me
s-she's just tired, r-right?
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>>28932240
how do you get the conversation on to feet?

pls tell me i want qt european feets
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>>28933787
>>28933819

Yeah I haven't grown fond of her so no worries about getting cucked, leaves me in an awkward situation as to what to reply though
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I fucking blew it, lads
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>>28933937
Block her senpai, it's not worth the trouble of graciously dumping her. You think she gives a shit?
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>>28933877
>>28933943
I lolled hard ladm8s

to the first, she might just be tired...
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>>28933953

I replied "Don't worry about it" like any true autist would
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>>28933871
I thought liking feet was just a meme. I sometimes get sent them even though i have no use for them.

I think before I've had conversations that basically go along the lines of i'm tall and you're short, my hands are probably bigger than your feet, then you prompt her for a foot size reference.

or maybe say you're an artist and need to do foot and hand studies and then just change the subject if she ever asks about the drawing again

generally just make it seem like you don't have a foot fetish and an opportunity will present itself

here's some ugly 17yo korean feet to start you off
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>>28934094
>here's some ugly 17yo korean feet to start you off

cmon, I don't even have a foot fetish but don't leave us hanging
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>>28934094
>>28934112

sorry about that autismpals
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>>28934158
>hairy legs
>top of foot

shit-tier, tell her she did a shit job
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>>28934158
>hairy legs
>deformed feet

hmm no thanks
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>>28934158
literally look like my feet
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>>28934158
>i can't jack off to this
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>>28934172
>>28934203
>>28934249
>>28934274

i agree they're ugly, and i told her mine looked better, just an example.

but now that i'm looking through my stash it turns out i get sent a lot of feet photos so it should be easy enough to get some
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>>28932777
One you have used qtcrawler, you need to give it some time for the girls to see that you have viewed them, and then act on it. It can take a few days.
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>>28934356
OP I'm memeing full blown autism at qt and she seems to love it.

This is all thanks to your threads. I can't thank you enough man.
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qt logs off instantly after you tell her you gtg good night
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>>28934390
Glad I could help and I hope you keep having good luck with the qts. However the script devs are the ones we all should be thanking.
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>Cute German girl that writes poems and watches anime is messaging me

THIS IS IT, SHE IS GOING TO BE MY WIFE.
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>>28934458
that was actually one of the devs thank you right there :^)
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>>28934468
>German """girl"""
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>Tfw you find a literal qt like no other

>She ignores me

I know my expectations are too high, but it still hurts
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>>28934172
>>28934203
>>28934249
>>28934274

here you go boys
/Philippine999
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>>28933508
I'm in literally the same situation.
It's the perfect qt but I'm going to ruin it.
I wanna go back to simpler times.
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>>28934468
>German
>implying she isn't a Turk
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Hnnnng muh dick

oreganalo
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>>28934687
>she's a very definite 9.5/10
>i can maybe masquerade as a 7/10 so long as she sees only my good angles on skype

it's always an adventure to see which discovery is made first, either:
>she realises she's too good for me
>i realise she's crazy
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>>28934828
>>she realises she's too good for me
>>i realise she's crazy
Sigh
every time.
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>>28934731
Now I read the message a few times I've calmed down a little

Push onwards brother
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>>28931697
>QT russian just messged me
>Clayton Somedude is her friend

is that a blockable offence?
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We might all make it brehs. I'm autistic but since their english is shit it all evens out conversation wise.
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>>28934274
Try harder anon.
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It's fun to just write stupid stuff to stacies, prefferably while high
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>>28935210
Yeah no, i still like women and only women you degenerate faggot no amount of trap spamming will change my mind
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I've been talking to a qt that doesn't use any stupid emoticon faces. Do I get to act like a non-degenerate for once and not spam smilies?
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After about a week QTs are finally talking to me

I made it guys
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>>28930606
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME SHITLIST
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>tfw she hits me in the feels
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>>28936922
We are truly the strongest.
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>tfw I failed all my Brazilian qts shit tests
I had her on WhatsApp answering me immediately and now she's ignoring me
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i'm too boring and shitty person for this to work tee bee haitch
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>>28936976
shit tests?
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>>28936998
Dumb questions to make sure you're not a robot
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>>28937017
explain pls

oregano
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>>28937028
Questions like
>so what do you do for fun
Or
>how tall are you
This one always gets me
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>>28937070
When will you learn?
manletblox
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>chat with qt every day for 2 weeks
>getting along great
>get in a skype call for the first time with cam
>sit in literal silence for most of 2 hours while she does homework in a different language and I pretend to be writing but really am just sperging out internally
>say goodbye and hopefully we'll talk again soon

I ain't even mad.
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>>28937518
why the fuck didnt you just leave earlier?
also what did you talk about?
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>>28937518
Near silent calls can be great. If the qt stays, she is just enjoying your company while she does other things
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Is it worth it to find a qt coreligionist on here?
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>>28937518
>call gril on skype we watch one piece on her ipad
>We say nothing for 3 hours
I ain't even mad.
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How did you guys find your perfect qt? I'm scanning profiles and it feels like I'm shifting through mounds of garbage to find one.
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>>28937723
I've found two fucking CUTE grills from Europe that are really fun to talk to and have already made the transition to Skype. One is already planning to stay at my place soon.

qtcrawler works wonders
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>>28937682
>call qt on skype
>she just uses a vibrator and watches porn while i browse 4chan on another screen

time for a sexual detox
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>>28937627
Very true. It's like sitting in silence with your gf while you do your own thing. Really cozy.
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>>28937723
Try putting in some keywords for things you would actually want to talk about.
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Why is every girl on here a koreaboo? Every single one.
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>>28937813
>Enjoy the company of a qt
>Occasionally laugh and share dumb shit from the Internet with each other
>Occasional conversation as you both watch a movie

TOP TIER COMFY
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>>28937852
>qt tries convincing me to watch k dramas with her
>drop the bitch the very next day
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>>28937852
Because Korean qts are as good as they get senpai
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>>28937769
how did you go about doing this? a few girls added me skype but i have no balls and dont want to be creepy
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/Hakutaku

r8
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>>28938439
idk, i just tell them they're cute every once in a while and they inmate it.
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>>28938654
*initiate
typo typo typo
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>Be a Britbong
>qts think it's awesome and ask about how cool London is
>Don't have the heart to tell them it's fucking shit and that the UK is literally a meme
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>tfw dog in my main profile pic
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>>28938913
You okay man?
concernblox
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>>28938936
Oh I'm fine. The doggy is a good wait to start conversations
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I'm not that bad looking but no one messages me, I don't get it

Profile has been filled out a bit, maybe I need a cooler picture than just my face :/
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>>28938988
Yeah, doing something outside is best.
Try having an animal.
It's way more likely they'll message first saying "cute animal" than saying that you're cute even if you're a solid 7.
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/JustBeYourself
Oh shit nigger. What am I reading.
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>>28939058
Don't have an animal
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>>28930606
>not on there anymore
feelsgreatman
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Its stupid how well you can sorta get by when you use a fuckton of emojis.
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>Cute Indonesian girl hasn't been online for 3 days since I sent a well thought first message.
>It hasn't even been read.
Here's hoping the Internet went totally shit throughout the entirety of Indonesia.
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>>28939507
Brah if she is poor she buys like 3 days of internet data when she has moni.
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>no messages

HELP
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>>28939936
to afraid to look, ill just wait some more
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>>28938439
I tried to get a Thai girl cheat his boyfriend
I failed :(
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>>28940359
>his
Kek
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Guys, if I delete my account will I be able to retrieve it?
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>>28940672
yeah, why delete it though if your planning to reactivate it?
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>>28930606
I think a few of these people don't actually browse 4chan they use use meme speak :^)
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Can someone give a link to qt crawler? I've googled it and can't find the one people have been using.
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>>28939096
Me neither. i put up a pic of me with a stray cat though
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Wait how old are you guys?
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Search

Add country: Thailand

Keyword: ladyboy


h-here I go!
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>>28941428
literally suicide
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>>28940724
'cause maybe i'll regret doing it..
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that was a good joke right?
RIGHT?
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>finally got that first "i noticed you visit my profile a lot" qtcrawler message

I flew too close to the sun lads

is once a week really too much?
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>send a qt a message
>she reads it
>doesn't reply


fucking end my pathetic existence
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>>28941791
Update your qtcrawler, it no longer revisits profiles.
And when that happens, just say something dumb about their profile and the reason why you're so interested in viewing it.
If their profile sucks and you can't say anything, my response is to say "I notice you visit my 'you recently viewed' list too".
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>>28941791
I have used it every day, multiple times a day.

Only a few have mentioned it, but I just shrug it off and claim it must be a weird site error.
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>send a qt a message
>she replies
>she never once visits my profile

hmm
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>>28942031
>Be a writer
>Mention that i don't want to talk about writing and just want to make friends on my profile
>Get a plethora of people messaging me about writing

FUCKKKKKK
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>>28942060
Dont mention you're a writer.
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>>28942112
I fucking know that now.

90% of the messages I get are: "OMG UR A WRITER? THAT IS COOL I LIKE NOVEL PLS RESPOND"
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guys this is a red flag right?

i want to ask so bad if she would date a black guy but that would ruin it for sure right?

should i just relax and pretend its nothing?

she is really cute and from poland
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>>28942112
What would happen if I mentioned I'm a Catholic? Could I get a Jesus freak Korean after me?
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>>28942321
D R O P P E D

O R I G I N A L O O
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>>28942420
if i didnt already invest a couple days and she say she likes me i would. instead going forward asked who her favorite rappers were. see thats a trick question if its eminem shes cool if its black guys i could be in trouble
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>>28942549
Post results here. I want to have a few keks when she says it's some dindu nuffin
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>>28942368
More likely Filipinas. Koreans are mostly presbyterian.
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>>28942549
Rap is literally the most popular genre in the world. Every basic girl likes it. it's not a sign of anything.
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>>28942620
Close enough, I'll convert them.
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Been on interpals on and off for 4/5 years. AMA
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>>28942973
How do you keep interest, after juggling like 4 girls at a time and having to keep it straight and falling hard for one and having it go bad I really get no pleasure from this anymore. Do you just farm nudes and not care about them?
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>>28942420
>>28942570
>>28942699

oh my fucking god i hate being right

god fucking dammit
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>>28944671

BURN
THE
COAL

PAY
THE
TOLL

I'm so sorry anon.
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>>28944671
TOP FUCKING KEK

I FUCKING SAID DROPPED, DIDN'T I?

ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIIIIIPPPPPP
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>>28944671
my sides

get nudes and drop
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>>28944671
>Why isn't my Polish qt a Nazi like me >:(

You people are so fucking stupid.
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>>28944715
>>28944743
>>28944746

what do i say im crushed
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>>28944671
>"i don't like him as a person"
>Likes disgusting niggers that chimp out about drugs and killing people

You literally cannot make this shit up
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>>28944822
At this point you literally just say, "DROPPED." and never respond again.
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>>28944822
ask her why she's talking to you if you're not a handsome black guy
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>>28944822
>tfw black guy

Anon let me take your girl real quick
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>>28944881

>>28944930
id rather see you dead
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>>28945078
Haha she is completely oblivious.
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>>28943438
The later. Farm, drop. Unless you have time to juggle?
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>tfw storming outside, laying in my comfy bed
>Talking to european qts on skype

Pic related for comfy
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just got visited by a 60 y/o japanese women. what do?
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>>28945458
Be nice to baa-chan.
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I don't see why rap is bad
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why all the people from Thailand study some form of management literally all the qts I talked to told me the same shit
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>>28945568
all the thai's i speak to study photography, it's such a dead talking point
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here I go, wish me luck bros

wish I wasn't so boring & could hold a conversation
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>>28946057

the longer you hold the conversation the more naturally it comes, just make sure you end every message with a question to keep her engaged, focus it on her.
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>>28945078
>W-Whites dominate everything
>A-Anyone who is disagrees burns Coal
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>tfw your qt thinks Syrians are worse than animals, and they are "beasts who share the similar make of a human but are far more ferocious and feral."
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>>28946845
lmao where is she from?
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>>28946877

Warsaw, Poland.
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>>28946845
shows what she knows. Most of Syrians that came here are Christian. Muslims are coming from other non war nations. They are the ones raping, killing, etc. They took this Syrian crisis for themselfs and now poor Syrians are in danger.
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>>28947023
The way I see it shit is bad enough there is no need to lie.
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Post bimbo and megaslut profiles. Ones with pictures that make you wonder how she could upload them publicly
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>>28947434
you first
;alsdkfha;oeivbn;asldfaeri;gbklvajn
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>>28947504
/Sunaporn
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>>28947504
I had a bunch more but their profile names seem to lead to 404's now, like pic related
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Qt: Hey I saw you like history. I like it too
Me: That's nice which period do you like?
Qt: That's a little personal don't you think?
Me: Is it?
Qt: I'm not gonna talk about my period with someone I just met

>mfw I was blocked and am facing a review
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>>28947656
these are fake profiles using pictures of instagram whores though
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>>28947702
You couldve easily said time period

Remember girls are less intelligent than men
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>>28947735
Oh, I just reverse image searched that picture and found the IG, that was pretty dumb of me. I normally do that though
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>>28947504
Here you go anon :^)

/Goodsoul97
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>tfw just got home after a long day
>tfw message waiting for me
>tfw it's like 700 words again

Feels good. About to login.
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>>28941770
PLEASE tell em they can't see my recently visited....
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>>28945568
>food production
Or something like that, have had it two times now.
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>>28948675
They cannot. They can see who posts on your wall and shit.
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>been viewed 5 times today
>not 1 message

what am I doing wrong
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>>28948735
You aren't looking at profiles
You aren't using the crawler
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>>28932777
which script in the pastebin is qtcrawler? the regional scripts?
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>>28948819
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
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>>28948857
is this the updated one that doesn't revisit profileS?
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>>28948933
Yes, they are both updated and working.

First one is the most popular, used as a browser addon, second is a command line script if you like that.
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>>28949210
yeah just installed it, wish me luck
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>252 views so far
>20 messages
I don't even wanna look
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Guys I can hold interesting conversations fine I think but I can't take a fucking picture for the life of me. Should I take a selfie in the city or outside in the field later with doge or by-myself?
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>>28949238
GOOD LUCK LADMAN
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>>28949277
All three m8, variety is gud

and take a ton of pictures and pick the ones with best lighting/expression
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>>28949278
>already got 1 message
>she's qt

thank you lads
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>>28949277
with doge will net you bare maleqt points
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>>28949293
are close up portrait type pics better or ones from a little distance?
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>>28949302
confirmed for chadbot chaddy mchadface / 10

>>28949313
I think a reasonably close up one is best for the main picture, since it will be seen first as a small preview. But some distance ones perhaps with other interesting thigns in them are good for secondary pics
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>That moment when it just becomes a game of selecting the best looking Thai girl on your list.

Am I gonna have a bad time? I see everyone complaining about thais?
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>>28949439
That's because they speak poor English, are pretty autistic, and literally just want your money.
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>>28949439

You're using the script

If you use the script

you're gonna have a bad time.
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>>28949439
they just fetishise you for being white, they never have any actual interest in you as a person so the attention is hollow
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>>28949541
Define Autistic

>>28949614
Lol, I'm not even white. But I see your point.

>>28949610
But the script is all I know :(
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>>28949720
> Define Autistic
Clueless when it comes to the commonly accepted societal norms of the west
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I always see a thread like this in the catalog but never touch it, would somebody please explain me what you guys do in this threads?
what is it about?
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>>28930197
>the "giving the dick on the internet" generation

Keep it right up!
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>>28949784
We talk about how we're doing with the qt's we talk to on interpals

Interpals is a "language and culture exchange" site, which is a euphemism for international dating site. Lots of qt girls from around the world congregate there, and even complete robots are able to create harems of them, some with the goal of long-term relationships, while others are just in it for the nudes.

You should make an account, it's not as scary as it seems.
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>>28949771
Like just the usually shit people are ok with in the west? Like what?
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>tfw your qt is sleeping
>tfw anxiously waiting when she'll wake up and login to interpals
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>>28949850
how do they achieve that?
I would like to talk to a qt.
but how?
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>>28950052
>/r9k/ benefits of interpals. WHY DO WE DO THIS?
http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi

>/r9k/ profile creation advice
http://pastebin.com/tNuKVPnq

>/r9k/ conversation advice i.e. how to talk to qts
http://pastebin.com/vwJfvtsd

>/r9k/ anti paranoia advice i.e. how to bust through your anxiety and create an account
http://pastebin.com/6gUtUBB0
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>>28950052
check out their profiles and see what they're intested in or ask them about their job/what they're studying etc
or if you want to talk to thai girls just be white
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>>28950052
Just make an account, then add some pictures and some text (this is important, no one will contact a blank profile).
When you initially make your account you'll be very visible to people browsing through profiles, when your account gets a little older this is not the case, so you might want to download qtcrawler (often referred to as "the script", check the pastebin in the OP) which visits profiles automatically. People can see who has visited their profile, and are likely to visit you back, which in turn increases the chance they'll message you.

Other than that it's up to you, good luck
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>>28950103
>>28950086
>>28950101
How did you guys knew before hand that I was going to get anxiety thinking about if a would create an account?

do i have to post my face?

I don't really want to catfish. I don't think that is right for someone. I can see it doing it for comedy but not for actual interaction.
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>>28950146
just do it for the social gains man, it's not like there's many stacies on that site that will just straight up laugh at you, at lot of them are quite autistic themselves
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>>28950146
>do i have to post my face?
No one's forcing you to do anything, I suppose it depends on what you want from the site. If you talk long enough to someone they're guaranteed to want to see your face sooner or later anyway, so you might as well get it over with. I'm sure it's not that bad, you must have at least one decent angle for a profile pic. Keep in mind, this is not intended as a dating site, so people won't blow you off right away if you're not a 9/10 Chad.
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you guys, please help me with an answer to this. she's such a qt and i want her to be impressed

pls no ignore
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>>28950209
I would go with the
> travel the world and experience different cultures XD
meme. Girls love that
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>>28950052
>>28950086
OP is a huge cunt for not including this shit
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>>28950209
>''not killing myself''
it's the only response
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>>28950205
have you showed your face? is it for attention?
could you please tell me a story of some one you met before?
>>28950202
what are social gains?
are there really autistic qts that would like to talk to me?
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>>28950291
talking to a 22 year old girl from russia at the moment, she's a virgin and has never had a relationship before
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>>28950347
Give first letter of her nickname, or her town or something so I know it's not the same qt as me
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>>28950291

Yes, most people show their faces on their profiles. This pic shows many of the people who frequented the generals on /int/ >>28930606

Don't worry about getting on the sperg squad list. You won't blow your cover as long as you don't specifically mention 4chan in your profile. Also don't visit the profiles posted in this thread while logged into your normal profile, as they'll see the "recently viewed by" list and assume everyone clicked the link here. If you don't do these two things no one will know you're from here.

I haven't met anyone from interpals irl yet, but I've been talking to one qt pretty much every day for months now. I might go to meet her this summer
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>>28950366
her nickname on interpals starts with P
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>>28950291
>what are social gains?
In this case it's getting comfortable talking to qt strangers online, which is a big step for people here. Many have done it, and you can too.
> are there really autistic qts that would like to talk to me?
Yes, but how many depends on your flag and race. If you're white and from the first world you're guaranteed qt's. If not you can still make it, you just have to work harder.
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>>28950404
Thanks bro, no need to worry because mine's a different 22 year old Russian qt. We are literally all making it.
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>>28950451
yeah just checked, she's 21 on interpals but told me she was 22 on whatsapp
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>>28950347
how do you know you are not getting catfished?

>>28950375
I am too nervious to dox my self unintentionaly
I am very shy, I could'nt cyberbullying, why are you so brave to pull this?
>>28950415
I'm a spic from a spic country,.

i probably already lost before starting.
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>>28950465
I'm worried about getting a girl on WhatsApp. All the constant mobile alerts. What if my phone bleeps and I'm with someone who asks who it is?

How do you robots combat this?
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>>28950571
>I am too nervious to dox my self unintentionaly
Just don't mention 4chan and don't click profile links in this thread and you won't. Even if you do it just shows your country and whatever pic you choose, and your first name if you want. Not nearly enough for anyone to doxx you
> I'm a spic from a spic country,.
That's just one step below white when it comes to this site. The universally hated ones are arabs and niggers. You probably won't get the thai girls sending you nudes in the hope you'll give them money and take them to your country, which can be good or bad depending on you, but you can still get the qt's who legitimately are interested in other cultures, not just gold digging. It might even help with some who might see you as exotic.
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>>28950578
Just turn off notifications from that app, duh
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>tfw forced to use smiley faces fucking emoticons what ever the fuck they are called so they think you aren't autistic.
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>>28950678
have you ever talked about this site to your qts?

I would probably give a serious thinking about this. maybe,

do they actually talk or are they like every girl in the world that vie monotone answers like "yes, no, k, whatever"?
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>>28950706
Ah I guess my problem is that I have a few friends irl, not a full robot :( so I need notifications on
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>>28950753
>have you ever talked about this site to your qts?
Fuck no, why would I ever do that? You've got to realise that if you show anyone this site the first thing they'll see is anime threads, porn threads, Elliott Rodger threads and shit like that. Why would you ever want that associated with you?

Plus, it makes you seem like some kind of internet wizard when you're always able to show her the freshest viral videos and shit before they go viral, and when she asks where you get them you can act all smug and stuff.

> do they actually talk or are they like every girl in the world that vie monotone answers like "yes, no, k, whatever"?
Varies from girl to girl, of course. Conversations will naturally die with the boring ones though, and you'll be left with the ones you actually have nice flowing conversations with. At least that's how it worked for me
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>>28950836
have you done the viral video sharing thing before? like with what?

I have never really been good in conversation with girls, they always ghost me.

Are you sure an anon like me might pull it off?
I am actually a 2.5/10- 3/10 at best.
>>
How many accounts can you make per IP? I want to create fake girl accounts to comment on my profile and pictures, to make me look popular.
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>>28950914
>How many accounts can you make per IP? I want to create fake girl accounts to comment on my profile and pictures, to make me look popular.
That's the most autistic thing I've read today, thanks
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>>28950926
not him but it sounded like a good idea...
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>>28950914
>>28950964

I don't think so, my message rate is higher after i clear all my comments. Girls don't like to compete with other girls
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>>28950907
>have you done the viral video sharing thing before? like with what?
Have done skype video calls. Was really nervous the first few times, but we're very comfortable with each other now
> Are you sure an anon like me might pull it off?
No idea, I don't know you. But I'm sure it won't make it any worse, if you keep trying you're bound to improve.

If you feel your face is that bad you could do something like use a black/white filter or conceal part of it or whatever I guess. Something to give you a chance to make her like you before showing her just how bad (you think) it is. Just don't go full catfish. I'm just average myself, yet I've talked to plenty qts
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>>28951008
what? is it a meme then that they like men who are valued high by other girls?

whaaat?
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Tired of online meme relationships desu
I want something real
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>>28951016
have you got nudes?
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how do i tell qt I want to cum on her face without sounding creepy?
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>>28951043
they do like more desired men, but they're also smart enough to know that a guy who gets a lot of comments on a pen pal website isn't necessarily of high value in real life.
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>>28951100
>>28951043
white girls get pretty insecure if your photos have compliments from lots of Asian girls lel
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>>28951116
why is that?
tbo
>>
thai girl is asking me for whatsapp

i have a phone but i dont have whatsapp. i only just installed it. how do you use it
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>>28951134
because Asian girls steal white men with their tight yellow vaginas
>>
I am female and every guy I message with similar interests ignores me. I literally just get messages off much older Middle Eastern guys with no common interests. I'm afraid I'm coming off too forward with my messages, and I don't even message cute guys because I'm anxious. How the hell does this work? All I want is friendship.
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>>28951159
post your profile and I'll message you ya bint
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>>28951159
fat or ugly or both
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>>28951084
I've got lewds of my main qt, not sharing with you lot though
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>heard my qts voice today for the first time
>she also spoke french
>tfw jizzed my strayan pants

i cant stand aussie accents anymore.
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>>28951159
have you not noticed what every guy in this thread is looking for?
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>>28951185
do give nudes also?
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>>28951159
oh, post contact and message me and lets be skype friends.

I am afraid of making a profile I wanted to knwo what you guys do here.
but I am getting anxious, please be my friend maybe.
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>>28951208
Not nudes, have given humorous pics where I'm in my boxers though
>>
>be me 2 years ago
>have autistic 4chan reaction image as my profile pic
>talk to qt in Mumbai
>exchange phone numbers
>spend the next week calling eachother on whatsapp a lot
>still hasnt seen my face
>talks me into sending a pic of myself saying that she bets I'm very handsome
>do this
>get outright blocked with zero explanation

A week or so later

>Indonesian qt messages me a week or so later
>pretty frustrated knowing that I'll just get blocked if I send a pic of myself and I'm pretty upset about women in general
>act like a dickhead to this girl and show minimal interest
>end up having several skype calls where she masturbates on cam and moans my name
>pinnacle of this was her having a hair brush up her asshole and a flash light in her pussy as she's bent over in front of the web cam
>cum buckets
>roleplay ddgl with her
>wake up every morning to qt and lewd pics
>does literally whatever I ask
>help her choose clothes at the store, generally talk to her and help her along with everything, basically function as her dad. She does nothing without asking me first
>says she needs to concentrate on school after a few months
>call her up a few weeks ago
>she has a boyfriend and is in an open relationship with him to top it off
We still talk on occasion, but I think the lewds aren't coming back. I tried :/
All other interpal "relationships" fall short to this. It sucks knowing I'll never be able to see any international qts
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>>28951224
what are humorous pics?

is it expected to be constantly sharing pics?
you are getting me too anxious, I am legit ugly, I can't pull this off, maybe for you guys you are kinda of attractive, I won't be able to do this.
I am happy for al you though

I am very shy...
>>
how is the best way to shut down cunty and rude girls? I need some good lines
>>
>when a girl looks at your profile more than once
what does this mean?
>>
Trying to find /ap/ thread #10 on desustorage but can't. Does anyone know it?

I believe the current thread is 12 and >>28905734 is 11?
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>>28951259
> is it expected to be constantly sharing pics?
You're not. Girls are people just like you and me, anon. If you don't like sharing picks all the time just don't do that, it's not like it's the default thing she expects you to do, they'll understand.

Just try it, I promise you won't regret it.
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>>28951259
a lot of girls will want to see a picture of you on Whatsapp or a video call just to confirm you're not a catfish
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>>28951259
>is it expected to be constantly sharing pics?
Not at all man.

And literally part of this experience is learning how to ignore those you aren't interested in.

Just use this is conversation practise. Hell, if you really can't post your image, start with some anonymous image and just practise talking to people.

but doing so with your real pic is liberating. You have to do it sometime.

The very worst thing that will happen is that you'll only get (other) ugly people messaging you. This can be a bit of a blow to your self esteem.

also excruciatingly shy:
yes, it's going to be fucking scary at first. But it's really worth it. It gets better over time.
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>when you find out your qt isn't a virgin
>>
>be manlet
>see a qt
>looks kinda tall
>don't message her

;_;
>>
>>28951170
You from UK? Lots of Welsh seem to hang out on Interpals with Welsh-lang names, but I wonder who they're expecting to be speaking Welsh with.
>>28951178
No pic, should I add one? I'm average looking, just a bit inept and very shy. People seem to do fine without face pics.
>>28951192
Y-yes..
>>28951221
Post yours. If our profiles are similar I'll add you.
>>
>>28951323
Never mind, I found it >>28903499

Hopefully I will be able to merge Pastebins later to make the OP a bit less messy
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>>28951366
If a girl messages me without a pic, I will reply and tell them that I don't talk to people without a pic

I was generous with this bitch >>28849402 frankly if you haven't got a pic it doesn't deserve a response
>>
>>28951346
>>28951334
>>28951345
s-should I just be my self?
kek, no joking aside, are grills really messaging guys?

but in the tinder threads even the ugly ones only go for attractive guys.

I will post my face and then nobody message me,.
I kinda want to buut. you are probably white guys, that gives you extra points. and so.
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>>28951366
>Post yours. If our profiles are similar I'll add you
b-but I don't have a profile...
did you read my post, I was asking you for your contact/skype info to befriend you...
I entered in this thread by accident and I am learning about it I am this guy >>28949784
I wanna talk to somebody and become friends.. I thought you would tho.
>>
>>28951186
from what country is she?
>>
>>28951366
yeah I'm from the UK
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>>28951407
Forget tinder. This isn't a (intentional) dating site, so people don't behave like they do on dating sites.

>kek, no joking aside, are grills really messaging guys?
Yep. You can always message first too, just don't expect an immediate reply as many take their time
>>
>>28951407
>s-should I just be my self?
Within reason, of course. Maybe drop the moeshit, at least until you know they'd be okay with it
>>
>>28951457
Ah, sorry for misunderstanding you. Still, please post your info, Skype or Kik. I don't like posting mine on chans because I end up with endless spam.

>>28951402
Really? Maybe I'll just bite the bullet and add a pic. I was just hoping I could keep the experience anonymous until I actually befriended people.
>>
>>28951490
>>28951474
how many people do you talk to?
Oh I just post the moe things because this is an imageboard and I think a reaction face adds more depth to the written message, if it gets annoying i drop it.
man I am having a hard time accepting that girls want to talk to people like me. this contradicts every evidence that have read or lived.

you are even acting kinda of chad, I am happy for you guys.
>>
>>28951366
I'm pretty sure I found your profile :^)
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>>28951522
w-would you be ok if I post my disposable email and the you message me and I add you?

I am paranoid of doxing my person and geet cyberbullied too.
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>>28951159
>>28951366
Shut the fuck up and stop shitting up this thread and turning it about you, fuck off back to your fembot thread you dumb ugly bitch.
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>>28951522
block all Muslim countries, every girl who isn't a desperate or a slut does it

take a pic, guys just won't be interested in talking otherwise
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>>28951541
> how many people do you talk to?
I don't use the site as often anymore since adding my main qt on skype, I talked to several every night before that though.

Just try it, on the internet even we can be Chads.
>>
>>28951522
It's a penpal site. People are supposed to know who you are.
>>
>>28951567
please stop this is kind of desperate, the whole point of interpals threads is stop you needing to resort to stuff like this
>>
>>28951550
I've not had any new views.

>>28951572
I might just do.

>>28951585
I'll have to look into that.

>>28951600
Yeah, I'll add a pic then.

Thank you!
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>>28951614
I am thinking about it man. I am thinking it, I wanna read before hand what you guys said and your experience, give me time, I can make a jump that big at the first try, this is a culture shock for me, let me post around here a little while I think about it.
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>>28951522
[email protected] , don't ghost me
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fucking women attenionwhores even shit this thread up. I just don't understand, we have 99.9% male posters and not a single one has been this attentionwhorey with sharing emails and shit
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>>28951761
hello, i'm just passing through, unrelated to the thread. can you tell me what "ghost" means as a verb here?
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>>28951803
t. a beta male
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>>28951827
sure it means:
to be ignored, like If a dead person that became a ghost and you no longer see him/her.
not acknowledging his existence.
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>>28951879
thanks fun-to-read guy
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>>28951929
Am I really that obvious and spotable?
ah come on, I feel so embarrassed now

I should stop posting for a while...
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>>28951966
soooooooo is that your throwaway email up there?
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>>28951980
y-yes, feel free to message me or exchange emails if you want, whenever you want.
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>>28951522
[email protected]

email me and I'll post my profile, see how it goes from there maybe?
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>don't flirt with me, I have a boyfriend
>has 20 friends added from all over the place, all of them male
why do girls do stuff like this?
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>>28952102
attention is obvious.
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>be "shitskin"
>contact qt scandinavian blondes
>most of them get really interested, start texting them and snapchat
So, the /pol/ memes are real?
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>>28952174
STOP IT NOW

REEEEEEEE
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>looking at russian qt's
>tons of qt tomboys
>few muscle girls
>even the cool weird girls too

I w-want to go to russia

maybe befriend some bros as well and have fun drinking games
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Why do girls suddenly look 30+ as soon as they hit 18?

It sucks
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>https://www.interpals.net/cerbusiness?utm_source=internal&utm_campaign=quicksearch&utm_medium=pp-userthumb

Anons what?
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>>28952207
lel
Get mad, I guess
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>>28952308
what kind of shitskin are you
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>>28952345
An attractive one, I guess.

Seriously tho I'm not really a literal shitskin, as I have white skin, but I got called one on 4chan for having black hair and brown eyes. Nice logic isn't it?
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>>28951457
Don't post your profile.

also stop contactfagging, this isn't the thread for it. Why don't you ask for a guy's email instead of fawning over the one fucking female poster? Half the point of these threads is to get away from that bullshit.

>>28951966
>I should stop posting for a while...
Yes you should, stop shitting up this thread with your anime faggotry and go talk to some qts on interpals. If you're not going to do that, gtfo.

You can search for other weebs on interpals with the anime keyword
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this is why you dont add people on skype before determining their crazy

[5/31/16, 4:30:49 AM] hey! im home now! good morning!
[5/31/16, 7:08:08 AM] i'll go to sleep first.. is that okay with you? i think my body is not feeling well. :(

i'll wake up early later so that we can talk.. would that be okay?
[5/31/16, 8:28:36 AM] Are you mad at me?
[5/31/16, 8:39:39 AM] ??
[5/31/16, 8:41:40 AM] I miss your silly face! (yn)
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>>28952494
lol just tell her to chill
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>>28952494
>before determining their crazy
Before determining they're thai, you mean?
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Inb4 all are disgusting indonesians
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>>28952539
i did, she does this every day if i dont respond promptly
>>28952547
Philippine but close, theyre one step below
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>>28952564
>ever including asia in any qtcrawl
i've gotten 20+ messages from asian/thai/indo/whatever since I made my account 3 days ago and I never once looked at a single profile from that region

enough of them come to you just by existing, crawling them is asking for trouble
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>>28952596
>>ever including asia in any qtcrawl

>not including japan in your crawls for cute christmas cakes
Maximum pleb
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>>28952564
Is this what being white feels like?
>Charge your phone
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>girl who insulted me on my real account is now contacting my fake account
>she's already given me her facebook, vk, number, and skype
>moments away from getting nudes
My revenge will come swiftly.
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>>28952671
Make sure to share your revenge with us
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>>28952616
if i knew how to JUST crawl japan I would
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talking to a chill normie qt, we laugh at the weirdos in IP. maybe ill send her a link to this thread and blow all of your covers
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>>28952714
Qtcrawler works on the search page now, not just the online page
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>>28952733
oh fuck yeah it does too

thanks anon!
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>>28952671
please post the nudes here.
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>>28952671
SHARE WHAT HAPPENS BRO
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>found a qt Russian girl who's into anime big time
>seems perfect
>decide not to message her
>close tab
>do some other stuff
>decide that I actually really want to talk to her
>can't find her profile now

fucks sake
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>after weeks of talking to her she reveals she has a boyfriend
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>28952876
>not asking day 1

mate you fucked up
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>>28952874
Did you run the script after? She's probably in your "recently viewed" list if not
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>>28951233
post lewds


origigigigi
>>
anyone having issues being able to upload new photos?
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>>28949873
Think of the screenshots of sperg orbiters messaging girls on Facebook / texting. They're the same.
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why is this thread on r9k?
i used to post on the int one,even made some of the pastas in the pastebin
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>accidentally click 'view all' before I've locked in the filters
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>>28952914
I've run it since, yeah - I didn't realise you could do that
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>>28952999
They clearly want autists as fresh meat.
The old threads died out, their time is over.
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>>28952931
I promised I wouldn't lad
Wish I could find a qt at least in the same country as me :/
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>>28952876
it's a shit test bro, continue the conversation as if she is still single
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>>28953097
at least post her face, she qt?
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>tfw ded qt
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>>28953113
Solid 6/10 or so. Not ridiculously attractive, but still pretty qt. I'd prefer a 6/10 over a 9/10 weirdly enough. She had perfect tits and legs though.
Sounds beta, but she trusts me to not share anything, so I'll continue fapping in peace. Has more value to me if it's not shared anyways
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>message girl on the 10th
>it's about a song and recommend another
>doesn't reply until June 1st (today)
>sorry i was very busy so how are you?
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>>28930606
Who did this list? Is it being updated with people from /r9k/?
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>>28953223
the guys from int
its looks like it hasnt been updated since october or so
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>>28953257
>the guys from int

It was /Guenter and you know it. She was the one that started this. I think she was even here a few days ago. Probably scounting. Since /Jawbrah is also here.

For those who have no idea who these people are. They are normies. Like Chad normies.
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>>28953387
from looking at that list 80% of them are normies
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>>28953398
No shit. Most of people who were in int threads were there just for fun. I don't think there was a single on who wasn't a virgin. Chances are you are one of them since most of them came here when the threads started again.
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>>28953387
nah boris started it ,then he got tired of it and guenter continued it
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>>28953440
I thought it was the other way around
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>>28953436
I'm uglier than almost every guy on that list, kinda depressing 2bh
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Guys anyone else here don't give a fuck about Skype and that other bullshit? Been talking to my qt for about 20 days now via the messages. Every reply is lengthy as fuck and blows the retards in here with their 20 word responses.

700-800 minimum here.
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WAT DO HELP PLS ANONS
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Thai girls choose some of the most retarded English names.
>Mfw messaging a Thai girl named spoil.
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>>28953518
>being funny, easy to talk to, beautiful etc :)
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>>28953537
>being funny, easy to talk to, beautiful etc :)
You better not fail me anon
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>>28953190
You almost scared me anon, its still may 31 here
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>>28953511
The mods can read your messages though. That makes me kinda uncomfortable. I know that they're not, but the knowledge that they could...
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>>28951153
It works exactly like texting. Phone numbers and all. You just aren't charged international rates for it.
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>>28953711
yeah and the NSA and ms can track you and read every message you send using skype.
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>>28953608
what did she say lad
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>>28951322
message her saying hi and ask her about something on her profile.
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>>28953190
>manlet detector overload
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>>28953751
>implying i give a fuck about some ameriburger agency
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>>28953456
>>28953387
boris started, she continued his work and dropped it last year summer. She told me she doesn't visit r9k, I think we're safe >>28953387
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>>28954073
She was already in these threads...
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>>28954073
how did it get all these profiles?
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>>28954221
I think for most of them she just posted her profile here and people clicked it and she saw that they had viewed her.
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>>28954173
how do you know?

>>28954221
it's a mystery anon
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>>28954324
I guess I don't, it might have been someone pretending to be her, but this Guenter figure is still active on IP
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>>28954263
/int/ has flags, when someone posts "I made a new profile" you could just search for them by country and you can compare the time the profile was made to the time someone made a post.
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lads how do I kick it up to the next level

I'm stuck talking about uni and shit with these girls
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>>28930606
all those people are attractive what the fuck?

Am I thee ugliest robot that post here?

have i been deceitful postin here on such attractive pople is this site a meme?
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>>28954621
you realize that this board is a lie right? most the people here arent ugly, its just playing out a theme.
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>>28954621
these are guys from int
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>>28954621
t-thanks m8
>>
>>28954621
>>28954645
There's a mixture, I'd say.
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>>28954607
just explain to her that you'd feel a closer bond to her if she did a poo on camera for you
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>>28954645
what the fuck have I been doing here?

I am ugly as fuck I am an actual robot, I felt for this meme, I belived everyone posted here.

men you are miles above my league, I don't even have a league.

I have made my mind I will not make an interpal profile.
>>
>>28954720
if you're a legit robot you need interpals more than the rest of us
>>
>>28954720
It has been shown that even the ugliest of fucks can get qts on IP. Much uglier than the pricks in that pic. You're missing out if you don't get involved.
>>
>>28954720
i didnt mean to dissuade you, anon. i wish you the best, and hope that you will find a qt to talk to and make you happy.
>>
>>28954747
>>28954752
>>28954758
you guys are so attractive, no wonder you have such qts to talk to, I am actually proud of you, I never knew I was posting among such attractive guys, I feel kinda stupid.

keep at it!
>>
>>28954645
That's like saying /pol/ is satire.

/r9k/ consists of ebin memesters, failed normalfags, actual normalfags, /soc/ crossposters looking for a qt3.14 autistic gf, NEETS, genuine ugly people like eggman, and people with some sort of mental illness.
>>
>>28945452
Damn, that is comfy. I have a window kinda like that, but my neighborhood is full of Mexicans. They can get very loud at times, but at least they offer me sweet fucking Mexican food always.
>>
>>28954829
thanks but my face isn't on there
>>
>>28945452
very comfy (but I'd take down that poster, it's a bit shit Tbh
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why the fuck everryone is rich?
every profile i see is shit like : i have been to (lots of countries)
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>>28954907
>tfw you haven't ever left your country
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>>28954907
yep, i'm poor so when i hear people traveling, i feel like i can relate less to them, esp. if they consider traveling a common thing
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who else here /1gf+3 qts+ 100inboxmessages/ here

this is getting to be to much work
>>
yea its too hard juggling these qts with a gf

>>28955029
>>
>>28954907
For those in Europe it makes sense cause theyre all so close and the euro keeps prices stable no matter which state they go to
>>
>read through this thread all day at work
>get really excited, going to make a dank profile, gonna upload all my shit, gonna talk to people for once
>going to change my life

>see pic related
>not knowing what to write, not sure of you even have anything TO write

I made my day, then ruined it
>>
>>28955171
You don't have to have much. Most people don't even read your profile
>>
Well since thread is nearly at bump limit here is some music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6JXIHvUnjA
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What should I say in the first message?
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>>28955171
Just write 3-5 lines in the "about" section that aren't complete crap and that's all you need, really. The rest is just bonus, but it helps having some normieshit there qt's may know to give them an excuse to message you.
>>
>>28955254
Most of them say "don't just say hi" on their profile but if they like how you look they will respond no matter how autistic your message is, i mostly just go with "Hi :)"
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>>28955254
>hey, how are you? :)

ogogogog
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>>28955171

nah that shit doesnt matter. i literally have a giant meme picture in my about section. then under favorite tv shows game of thrones since everyone in the world watchs it (and its awesome)

ive obtained 2 gfs some loyal qt friends and tons of inbox messages. as long as you arent hideous the qtcrawler should work for you
>>
>>28955230
we still have 70 replies left, also next op please attach the readmes and shit.
>>
>>28932668

no meaning, just emphasis. can read it as "eh" or something like that.
>>
>that white girl who asks you what nigga pussy tastes like
pure autism
>>
>>28933762

russian comma detected
>>
>>28955410
Well? What does it taste like?
>>
>>28955382
thanks senpai

>>28955410
explain m8
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>>28955299
I'm on it. Just waiting until we're actually near the limit. It's a couple of hours away still.

Got a new updated Pastebin link
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>>28955431
I think she a lesbo in the closest she was asking me how pussy tastes then asks what about nigga pussy lmao
>>28955430
never been with a black girl
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>>28955561

God's work, OP.

100% original
>>
>>28955561

can you please post a link to an example of a good profile next time so people don't need to keep asking what to put, this guy seems to have the right idea
www.interpals.net/Ylboy
>>
>>28955658
Could this BE any more obvious?
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>>28955658
I'm not dumb enough to click profile links from here. There is going to be some stuff about it in the OP.
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haha...
fofofofofof
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i came across some sweet simpsons videos while trying to tackle my inbox. check this shit out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuse_m629W0&list=PLwXZJ72PzThfKWr3oajYaHId3GjF2XSh1&index=6
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>>28955849
>Gf?

bloox
>>
how do I open the python file????
>>
>>28956064
Have you saved the text as a .py?

For everyone else, this is why you include all the fucking info in the OP
>>
>>28955960

well, at least you made me lose my thoughts
>>
>>28956064
Change it from .py to .txt if you wanna edit shit
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I have been talking to this girl who is a mod of a very hush hush sub reddit. I had to pretend to be a girl from tumblr who hates 4chan. Should I warn /pol?
>>
>>28956460
this...this cant be real
>>
>>28949210
I can't figure out how to fucking work it. I installed it into tampermonkey and I go on to interpals, but I dont know how to start it. pls help
>>
>>28956460
Those messages are both yours, aren't they senpai.
>/robot/
made me kek though
>>
>>28956460
Fucking Cov-ops
>>
>>28956460
I knew there was something fishy going on.
Someone warn /pol/.
We need to organize a preemptive strike.
>>
>>28956460
What is this? how does this effect pol?
>>
>>28956460
oh shit, infiltrate them and finally get that sub banned from leddit (pls be srs)
>>
NEW THREAD
New/confused fags - the answers to your questions are here
>>28956556
>>28956556
>>28956556
>>
>>28956460
>liking tripfags
nice meme tumblr roastie
>>
>>28956460
You're a poor double agent
>>
>>28955171
literally just list some things you watched or listened to

just write a fucking list. And "my name is X I am looking for nice people to talk to" or some BS in the about part

>>28955561
do it yourself before some retard does
>>
>>28956485
go on search or online section, the script adds additional links "auto: view all". Click it. Boom. Or try the python script.
>>
tfw your cute slav gf is 16 and you're 17 turning to 18 and i'm also tanned near shitskin
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