>tfw neetbucks paid in to my bank today
Time to upgrade my graphics card I think. Thanks wagecucks.
>>28947641
Thisreply is my gratitude to wagies.
1070 or 1080?
>>28947641
>tfw get a job, hate it
>tfw quit
>find out i cant enroll in neetbucks
well ive been fucking fucked.
im going to kill myself if i dont find a way to be a neet.
help.
>tfw hear noises coming from downstairs
>my father is fucking my sister right now in the kitchen
>>28947626
Make Vid and post on 4chinz
>dad is raping my little sister in the next room
>I can hear sloshing sounds
> When sistro found daddie's cum bucket
>2056
>go down to the local mall and browse the personal android assistants on display
>a bit pricey, but my firend at work just went through a lengthy divorce with his human wife that ended up costing him multitudes more
>have read online about how women used to do things like wear makeup and clothing that accentuated their sexual features but now any woman who does so is charged with internalized misogyny
>one of the somewhat older models cacthes my eye, again, its pricey, but working for the last decade with no one other than myself to spend money on has left me with a very comfortable nest egg
>buy my 'personal assistant' and take her... it home
>she cooks, she cleans, she keeps track of my schedule for me, she acts as a mother to the refugee children the government now requires we adopt under law, and of course she fucks
>the sex is better than any I've ever had with a 'real' woman, tighter, warmer, faster, harder, softer, she has unlimited stamina
>adopted children begin referring to her as 'mom'
>I begin referring to her as 'sweety' 'pumpkin' 'doll' etc.
>she never lies to me, never cheats on me, never even views another man with anything approaching the preprogrammed lust she mimics towards me
>she is self-maintaining and self-cleaning, with an internal battery which will outlast me by a century
>she is perfect
>will outlast me by a century
>Is perfect
Pick one. She's gonna leave your dead butt to rot in the ground while she repeats the process with the next guy to come around.
Go watch Ex Machina.
Now.
Then come back and post some more, because this is an intereating thread that merits discussion.
>>28948804
Ex Machina was the greatest science fiction film of the decade. Instant classic. If this movie isn't a cult hit, I'll kill someone.
>>28948820
Gonna watch it again this week, famalam. Truly a masterpiece. It's a thinking man's film, and that's a hot commodity these days.
Is it weird to ask an escort to come to your house?
I want to do sex stuff but going outside is scary.
>>28947582
Nigga you are paying her, you can dispose of her in any way you like If you throw her the sufficient amount of money.
How the fuck are you going to have intimate contact with a total stranger if you can't even leave the house?
>>28947609
I've read a lot of escort's websites recently and a lot of them act like they're doing you a favor for letting g you fuck them at 500$ an hour. Its pretty ridiculous.
>>28947629
I just will. I'll do my thing. I was put on this earth to do it. Sex is a basic human necessity and the government should hire women to fulfill it. Like that vice japan documentary where the nice going lady goes around to peoples houses who have cerebral palsy...
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I cut myself for the first time tonight. I've done tiny little ones before but this is worse than ever before. 3 scratches on my face and 6+ on my wrist. Does anyone else do this?
I wouldn't know, I'm not an attention seeking roastie
you have to be 18+ to post on this website not in middle school.
>>28947492
>>28947500
this tbqhwy. Stop cutting, OP. You're just doing it for yourself. I did it in the past until I realized I was being a self-centered drama queen. I'm sorry for the shit that you're going through, though. I know that it's hard, believe me, and that you think there's no way out. But please don't go down this path because it only escalates.
Have you ever REEEE'd irl?
A little bit like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
0:32 and 4:28
I reeee'd at someone that I thought was my friend and then they turned around and I ran
>>28947538
Do you have legitimate autism?
original post
"GET FUCKED WAYNE, GET FUCKED!"
Anyone know whats happend here?
>walk into your sister's room
>see this
wat do?
Original comment
>>28947248
m-moar? originall comento
>>28947248
Ask her who she is and why she is in my sister's room.
>>28947332
It's your sister, anon. Like you've never seen her before.
God I am fucking lonely.
Hi, anon
My name is Jose. Want to talk? What's your name?
How about rare Pepe thread???
>>28947279
Hi Jose
I'd prefer not to give out my name but nice to talk to you. How are your feels today?
>>28947282
How about this one
Why do girls on this board only ever want a chad bf? I just want a weeb robot gf but they all want fucking chad. The point of being here is that you will never find a chad bf.
>>28947222
They want you to catfish them and then rape them. That's the only way to prove you're more alpha than a woman to them.
>>28947222
>I just want a weeb robot gf
No, you want a pretty, skinny, <18yo girl that will cook and clean for you....and likes anime. You delude yourself into thinking that's a low bar, that liking anime automatically makes a woman an attainable loser.
Sure, fembots WANT a Chad, the same way you WANT a Stacy.
>>28947367
Nice conjecture.
What's your favorite song at the moment r9k?
https://youtu.be/TWzFY-nUpTU
>>28947150
I'm usually a metal head but I found this artist and loving them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cf9BuOegJQ
>>28947150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdDhinO58ss
Some depression tier jazz.
I'm holding on to this ludicrous fantasy that I will find the right girl during one of my visits to a game/anime convention. I know normal cute girls exist among all the filth and trash at cons.
Am I fucking stupid or could it actually happen?
Does anyone have experience with dating con girls?
>>28947117
You're fucking stupid. Most cosplay girls are driven mad by the amount of attention they receive. Being constantly hounded by horny guys and fanboys goes to their heads and inflates their fragile egos to unhealthy levels.
>>28947117
Con girls are pretty much stacy level vapidness, superficiality and slutness in a non-stacy body
>>28947117
>I know normal cute girls exist among all the filth and trash at cons.
You obviously know nothing
>Anon, is it true that you're reluctant to get close to anyone because you're aware that the affection you'd share would last only for so long, and that the pain that would come on the day that relationship ends would not be worth bearing?
>>28947087
It's already happened once.
I think I will go crazy if it happened again
>>28947087
yup. or so I tell myself.
no i just have mental issues and can't comprehend relationships
>tfw half nig
>tfw mutant who shouldnt exist in nature
>mfw
>>28947055
We look aesthetic though
>>28947073
This is only true if you have white facial features (thin narrow nose, thin lips, etc)
I've noticed these type of guys get the most pussy in nightclubs here in England
>>28947055
>shouldnt exist in nature
As if slaveowners never fucked their slaves.
>His height starts with 5
>His dick is 5" tops
that's like 90% of men worldwide then
she's going to have to compete for the remaining 10% of men that all the other roasties will be going after
>>28947014
>Her weight is more than 160 pounds
>>28947014
>Her weight has 3 digits (metric)
>anon, what's that stain on your pants?
>>28947009
Misery and lament.
willy juice
*;D*
Iunno, probably food I dropped from earlier. Why are you looking at my dick anyway?