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>normalfags have literally no legitimate argument against suicide
>they are vehemently opposed to it
Why? Is it just because the whole "life is speshul" meme? I don't fucking get it.
I understand being against someone wanting to die because their gf left them, because that person is clearly a normalfag and doesn't actually want to die.
But for someone like myself, whose reason is the endless feelings of nihilism, ennui, and loneliness, supplemented by the fact that I am a failure at everything I do, and the fact that I will never be good at the few things I actually enjoy in life, shouldn't they be accepting of it? Why do they want me to live in this hell for longer than need be? Just to suffer? Do they need me here so that they can laugh at me? Is that it?
>>28946993
You're wrong there mate. No one thinks of you specifically at all.
>>28946993
jesus, you're quite the windbag
>>28946993
they think it's selfish because they might get said if/when it happens.
it's narcissism.
Would you rather have 100friends but no one is loyal OR
Would you rather have 1 steam weeb friend who is loyal?
1 steam weeb friend who is loyal?
100 non loyal friends assuming they are not loyal to eachother, this way I can just manipulate them all into my will.
>already do this on a smaller scale.
>>28946973
>Would you rather have 1 steam weeb friend who is loyal?
news flas anon, that guy isn't loyal or gives a shit about you.
I'd rather die alone
>no tripfag bf/gf
maybe I should just orbit pizza or something
why tripfags?
avatarfags are better
>>28947149
avatarfags dont do it every post, and I dont see many here
for the most part I can find a trip in whatever threads they frequent
>>28947207
>avatar fags don't do it every post
then they aren't avatarfags
Anybody interested in one of these threads?
>>28946939
Never seen this sheet, I'll have to give it a go
>>28946939
What is the person I never want supposed to be
like the person that annoys me the most or the person I'd never declare muh waifu
I've always wanted to fill one of these out but I know I'll never post it.
I am no longer human
I have ascended
just wanted you guys to know
ayy lmao
>>28946937
original ayyy lmao for you OP
>tfw no alien will ever visit me in my sleep and use their extremely advanced technology to fix everything wrong with me
Damn, that's from cocoon? I thought it was a South park still
I saw this thread a long time ago and I want another one. Let's get it going.
I'll starting with browsing vinyl shops and picking up fun records.
Take her to grocery stores to try new yogurts
Throw rocks at mailboxes if you have a car.
Go to a haunted house. But end of up leaving cause one of use or both of use gets to scared.
> have a gf
> still come to /r9k/
Why do you do this? The major point of /r9k/ is being a lonely piece of shit that nobody ever cares about you or knows you exist. If you have someone in your life that gives you emotional and even physical comfort like hugs, cuddling or sex, why do you come here?
>>28946868
i just want a hug honestly, if it was a girl even better
mostly just to laugh at robots
whenever i get a gf ill still come hereit'll happen
>every single friend I made online forgets about me
I try my best to be nice, I start arguements all the time by accident, I don't mean to be an asshole. Why can't we all be nice. I can't even keep a friend online or stay in a chat group for more than 2 weeks without being kicked and or having everyone hate me.
>>28946832
>Not having a friend group which is constant banter and arguments 24/7
Pussy.
>>28946832
Online friends can't fill the void of tfw no gf. I've tried. And the small amount of companionship they give you doesn't feel genuine. Most people don't understand robots and as such their conversation doesn't mean much.
>>28946832
Go post your steam ID here >>28946730
you might make a friend
>tfw only come here to argue with people
>>28946825
Fuck you.
i hate this original comment meme.
>>28946825
kys
3.14159265359
>>28946825
I find pol is better when I just want to argue
>tfw the existential crisis kicks in
>tfw the self hate dawns on you
I almost made it through the day without hating every atom of my being.
>tfw intrusive thoughts while your falling asleep
>>28946824
>me and my cousin touched weiners
>tfw no steam friend to play video games with each other and have a good time
>>28946730
post the ID that leads to you anon?
Do you play Paradox games, Anon?
>posting the sexiest idol
Good taste anon.
A few days ago I made a thread here saying I was about to lose my virginity, well, let me tell more about me:
> 2 years ago
> had a gf
> try to fuck her
> can't get hard
> fail every attempt
> fast forward
> today
> I'm 22
> watching movie/anime with qt girl in my house
> we start kissing n shit
> get hard
> I suck her pussy
> I think she liked it
> she sucks me
> try to put condom
> my penis is only 60% hard
> try to insert penis into vagina
> fail
Wew lads, I'm literally about to kill myself, why??? I didn't fap for a week, she's hot af, so why can't I fuck girls??? please help me, is this normal? What should I do?
The girl was really cool about it, said it's normal and she wants to try again.
Oh, I'm also taking depression meds, maybe that's what making me fail?
pls halp
>>28946671
>Oh, I'm also taking depression meds, maybe that's what making me fail?
most likely, or your a fag.
is your penis cut or intact?
>>28946671
Cut the meds.
Have you guys ever tried taking your lives less seriously? I don't mean this to criticize you guys or anything, and that I'm saying that you guys are self-centered or narcissistic or that your problems don't matter, but I've personally found that simply laughing at my own problems actually helps to a ridiculous degree. And I don't mean living life with an ironic detachment, because that makes you feel empty and even sadder, but trying legitimately to find the humor in certain situations. For example, there were certain moments in my life where the desperation got a point where there were no escapes whatsoever, and I was somehow able to take an objective look on the hopelessness of everything and it ended up being fucking hilarious. I was able to basically laugh my way out. Even that's fucking hilarious. Spoiler alert: life in general, is fucking weird and stupid, so you're much better off seeing it for what it is.
Yep, I'm an absurdist. Life is a comedic tragedy.
Sometimes I try to see life from a "3rd person point of view" as if I was watching a bumbling character on a sitcom fuck up everything he touches in a hilarious way.
But sometimes it all just comes crashing down and I start to cry.
>>28946666
devil quads!
how you holding up fat bots?
>tfw need excuses to wear a hoodie
>>28946596
320->225. I love myself now. Get healthy. Don't fall for the /genetics made me fat/ meme
>be me 24 - 5'7 and 130 pounds
>start lifting
>fall into the perma bulking meme for 4 YEARS STRAIGHT
>now at - 28 years old and 200 pounds
>strong as fuck, but pretty damn fat
.....................
>decide im sick of this shit
>cut down to 160 pounds, only lose 10-15% of my total strength
>now shredded as fuck, veins on abs,
>literally look and feel 1000 times better
Worked out in the end.
>>28947029
>>28946971
just b urself
should i get me one of these cheap bikes for home to ride for 1 hour?
How's everyone's night tonight? I've got nothing to live for except proper hydration.
The thirst is real, my robot.
CHUG CHUG CHUG-A-LUG
>>28946591
I want the Normans to depart, rooooooooooooooooooooo
