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What did she mean by this?
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>>28953272
>tits out in profile pic
>19 year old whore
>I dont want a relationship
>I dont want a hookup either
Welcome to modern young women in 2016 friend.
>I want a harem of beta orbiters so they can form a barrier of self validation around me
She wants attention
>there are people who unironically like this plastic cumrag
The fact that her most popular song is 90% Samples from Sir Mix A Lot and all of her lyrics can be boiled down to
>muh ass
WHY the fuck is she so fucking popular? Especially on site's like Tumblr. People literally made whole fucking articles claiming she fucking destroyed Miley Cyrus just because she said
>Miley, what's good?
when really she's just a fucking nigger.
>muh dick
>muh tits
>muh ass
>>28953210
>that ass
>those tits
>that thick
>yellowbone
Nah my nigga, she just fine as fuck, I don't give a shit about her fire.
>>28953227
She's more plastic than a Barbie Doll.
niggers from america appreciate her physique
there's a lot of niggers in america
she becomes famous
some retards (who aren't niggers) start to like her because she's famous
Look who just decided to come out of his cave!
I just came for a drink
>>28952991
damn.. really makes you think... huh
what did he mean by this?
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!"
*HISSSSSSS*
>scuttles into the kitchen for some food then slithers back down to the basement
Why has there been such a meteoric spike in femanons who actively post their pictures and try to get attention on /r9k/?
It is epidemic. It never used to be this bad. There was one, or at most two like JLH, but they're fucking everywhere these days.
Fucking femanons. They need D to calm them down. Except FujoshiBot, she's cool.
>>28952974
>actually thinking that they're femanons
>>28952974
athens i have an idea
stop obsessing over "femanons" and get therapy
wa-la
>>28952983
This.
THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON THIS FUCKING BOARD.
LEARN THIS.
>failure in reallife
>well at least i can play wow
>get defeated in pvp everytime
FML
gearing up in pvp is impossible
and losing as horde evrytime is fucking crushing
I know this feel.
also fuck man, I will play horde and get destroyed by a premade then switch to alliance on the same server and get destroyed by a premade
REEEEEEEE IM TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING
>>28952846
>switching sides and still get destroyed
THIS SO MUCH THIS
fuck i know what you mean
How the fuck does /r9k/ manage to hit my feelings on the head every goddamn time. Just a week ago I was playing WoW and feeling like shit because I was getting consistently shat on in every pvp encounter. Whats the fucking point when you cant even play a video game for 14 year olds right?
Sup robots, "normies" here. We're bored and slightly drunk, we're wondering if you could tell us about /r9k/ culture.
>Why did you first come to /r9k/?
>What is a robot? Is there criteria you have to meet or is it more ad hoc than that?
>Why do you place so much importance on a girl's virginity?
>Is robotdom a phase?
The lost is far from comprehensive and we've missed a lot out, so feel free to go off script.Do you realise you're basically a human zoo?
>>28952598
delete this thread an dfuc k off
>>28952598
*The beyblade hits you in your stupid fucking normie head*
What do you think about that fuck wit?
>>28952598
I have a better idea! Let's play a game. It's called "Who can drink the most bleach"! It's a fun game us robots play, I think you normies will enjoy it
d-do you want to take a selfie with me annon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUCHPO2wiZk
>>28952549
what the fuck is this channel? She's also not cute
>>28952549
WOAH LE RANDUMB VIDEOS THAT MAKE NO SENSE LE CREEPY XD WHAT DOES IT MEAN :OOO
>>28952777
>stop making art
http://www.strawpoll.me/10359889
Do you live with your parents, /r9k/?
What's it like living with them?
I don't live with my parentsI live with my brother and his familyAt least I have a job and pay bills and shit
Bump for home life interest
>>28952465
That counts for the purpose of this poll
Nobody's perfect, last two digits are the quality of your post.
>>28952283
could be worse, could be 00
>>28952283
>you will never have an Amelie gf
I wish I'd never watched this movie desu
>tfw fell for the Comp Sci meme
>tfw term project is due un 36 hours
I'M COMPLETELY BLIND WITHOUT MY GLASSES
IF YOU DONT NEED THEM YOU DONT BELONG HERE REEEEEEEE
>>28952015
>tfw cum gets on glasses during fap session
>>28952015
lol nerd. no wonder you can't get laid.
>>28952025
>scratch eyebrow after fapping session
>accidentally smear cum all over my glasses
>can't use shirt to clean it up because it's already full of cumstains
I REEEEE IRL when that happens
If autism affected more women than men would society give more of a damn about it? I feel like since its seen a guy's disease, autists are seen as disposable and easy targets for harassment. When was the last time you saw someone being made fun of for having a predominantly female illness?
it effects both sexes 50/50
its just that women get a lot more leeway and have leverage over the opposite sex......where as men don't.
>>28951917
>>28951940
exactly, women are retards too now, no one cares though because *PUSSY*
>>28951917
My 5 year old daughter has severe autism, non verbal and still in diapers. It's always a huge shock to people when they realize she is autistic, as they've really never seen an autistic female before.
>Something that is not online. Like stamp collecting.
>>28951911
"You need to do something away from a computer screen because it's not good for you"
Well yeah, but you are too addicted to realise this. A week or two off the internet will give you the impulse to discover and do something actually useful.
>>28951911
I shall gain access through your arsehole.
>you will never tickle torture Anita's feet
>>28951867
> you will never hate fuck her and force her to give birth to your cis white male child, then leave her to raise it on her own
why live
>>28951867
> tfw I will never get to beat this botch to death
>tfw you will never imprison her and keep her as your own personal scat midget
Hello /r9k/,
I'm just going to keep it simple; what is the easiest, fastest, effective, efficient, and painless way to an hero. I should also had accessible, let's keep it relatively simple guys.
I know these threads come often, so let's just keep it simple, and to the point. Thank you.
>Posted pictures preferred
>>28951795
Two antique firearms at the same time + capsules of cyanide, either bought or self-made + acidic juice + suspension hanging + exposure to elements such as cold or water, combined.
/thread
Shotgun to the head is 99% effective and kills the brain so fast you experience a fraction of a second's worth of pain.
is "an hero" a filter for "kill yourself" or did I just miss some epic meme?
I just made this
What do you think?
H-how do I make it?
>>28951702
Hehe buddhol :DDDDD
>>28951717
It's 2secret4u
![36YD2TF9LPDC1289526676771[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QntYrH8.jpg "36YD2TF9LPDC1289526676771[1]")
