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>tfw no twink bf
just let me die in my sleep already ;_;
>>28951633
> tfw no strong kind bf to fuck and love me
>>28951633
>tfw getting too old for twink bfs
nobody wants a 22 year old when twink death is at 19
>>28952110
gay death is at 29 don't worry
>walk into your sister's room
>see this
wat do?
Original comment 2
It can't be helped
Commento de Originalissimo
>>28951434
Chad forgot to untie my sister again
Goddamnit he never learns does he?
>>28951434
>fuck her in the ass
>stick a hairbrush in there
You can all efoff.. I tried to help yous, but you know what, heres my tits, im giving in. Yous can just efoff.
>File name from 2013
>>28951410
>doesn't even timestamp
Nice fucking bait. Get off our board, you fuckin' roastie.
>>28951410
her tits aren't that bad, why is she so angry?
New comfy thread
these image limits keep getting reached
123123comfy
Origianaloaio
Assholecloggers are at it again
More for everyone here /,.';[l;
>tfw you're a fat robot virgin your whole life
>you have just one friend
>fall in love with her and spend the next five years pining for her
>you tag along with her to parties and get-togethers
>by association and osmosis, you start to become less of a loser
>you just might make it
>you're so love sick now you can't eat
>because you don't eat, you drop the lifelong weight in just a month
>you ask her out
>you start dating
>one month later you've split and a year later you're hostile to each other
>you feel like you lost your sun
>you don't know how life works without her
>you rebound with a stealth-crazy girl
>she becomes abusive and blackmails you into staying with her for six months
>you spend your last three months with her wondering how to get away while she does everything she can to satisfy you because she understands you're slipping away
>breaking up with the crazy chick is so traumatic you develop PTSD
>you become depressed and fat
>you didn't make it
If your childhood sweetheart had just stuck with you, your lives would have been amazing. Now she's probably happily married and you're hurtling toward lifelong loserdom.
>tfw you're me
Hurts, man.
>>28950975
I expected some kind of sympathy tbqhfamilia
Anyway, this and the Chris Chan thread >>28951113 convinced me to try to get back to the weight I was when I was with my high school sweetheart.
I'm going to allow myself to eat from 8:00 until midday every day, and I'm allowed to drink black coffee the rest of the time.
The way I lost the weight with her was that I only drank about four cups of coffee (with milk and sugar) and ate a KFC Pops every day.
I wish I had someone to obsess over like I did her. If I could fall in love with someone, all my problems would be fixed. But I can't because I'm a misanthropist and no one will take the time she did to worm her way into my heart.
Life sucks after your first love. Nothing compares.
>>28951529
Read the /fit/ sticky and learn how to make a proper diet. Starving yourself is ineffective.
Are you exercising? You should be exercising.
You're in the right direction, but looking at a map doesn't hurt you.
>>28950975
Who's that artist?
Please post more
Who else /mischief/ here
>Anon have you seen my headphones
>Nope
>I actually have
>mfw
>removing usb drive
>don't use safely remove hardware wizard
>just pull the drive out
>>28950636
Damn anon thats edgy
>"Hi, how are you?"
>I'm good
Who else /mischief/ here?
Me? I haven't taken a shit in 3 days and I don't plan on doing so any time soon.
>>28949901
Who exactly are you mischiefing?
>>28949901
Himself, which corresponds to everyone in the grand scheme of everything.
truly D E V I L I S H
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>sometimes I rub one out in the bathroom stalls at work and shoot my load all over the toilet paper roll for the next occupant to enjoy
ayy
I just calculated the word count for escortbro's threads (all the greentext he posted)
Anybody care to guess what the number stands at currently?
What is `escortbro`?
Literally who
Whoooo?
>>28949654
lurk more :^)
I'll post the answer in like 30 minutes.
>dubs will shit themselves at a family meal
>trips will die in their sleep
>quads will get with their oneitis but she will want an open relationship with a chad
>>28949217
heres hoping for trips
origano comento
Rolling rolling
Original original original
What if I don't eat meals with my family, don't sleep and am already in a relationship?
(Thanks adderal!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
NEETS BTFO
Literally can't make this shit up
>>28949042
Loui a shit
>>28949042
>i shall gain access to your door by the window
so the father was the autist in this scenario?
>>28949042
The guy probably had severe problems like bullying, anxiety, depression, etc, and just wanted to escape from the outside world because he can't tolerate it and it makes his problems worse. Yet exhibit A: here we hear his normie parents basically abusing him for being too ill to be a normie.
This is legit why people kill themselves. Where is he even suppose to go? You can't throw a frog into boiling water and then expect it to swim. These parents are so horribly unequipped to deal with the situation it's unbelievable. It's like they probably watched him get worse from their horrible upbringing for years and now they're blaming him for it.
Just be glad that none of you here have parents this bad I guess ...
Are there any short guys here who can share their experiences.
https://mobile.twitter.com/heightismxposed
5'4 king manlet here
ask me anything
>>28948093
When did you realize that you were fucked?
For me it's when I was 17 and we had just started school when I noticed that guys 1-2 years younger than me outgrew me....
>>28948132
Exact same age anon. 17 came around and I started walking among my friends like
".... oh."
and then I never left the house and got a job from home and haven't left the house since. Could be worse, could be in a wheelchair I suppose.
but being short is truly one of the worst things that came happen to a man.
ITT: You's weirdest hobby
>>28948039
eating my fingernails and toenails. fantasize about couples fucking and me watching them secretly.
>>28948039
fucking your mom while your dad watches
I play yugioh. Help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
You are not prepared
I WAS PREPARED
I SENT THIS LINK TO EIGHT PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
PRAISE KEK
>>28946847
RIP CwcvilleGuardian
Someone send it to Barb
>99 out of 100 fembots are completely vapid whores with only one word responses
>find that 1 out of 100 that actually likes talking to me
>so desensitized to women by now
>more misogynistic than ever
>reply to her messages like once a week, while she replies back within a few hours
I know I should feel bad, but I don't
Post your experiences
>>99 out of 100 fembots are completely vapid whores with only one word responses
fembot here, thats not true lol
I just roll my eyes and move on. Low status men will ALWAYS have it worse than "low status" women.
>>28946170
you basically just proved him right. that might as well have been a one word response.
The real reason women wear makeup
What's the reason?
because it gives us confidence in a society thats taught us we only exist for the viewing pleasure of men
>>28945164
Cont.... Of post 1
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