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So i took the personality meme test.
>infj-t
>less then 1%
Is the the ultimate autistic personality?
Or the most neck beard esc?
How fucked am I?
>>28956868
okay, can we get one thing straight ?
You're not a fucking special snowflake ! No type is. There are 16 types.
100 / 16 = 6,25 percent average
No type is especially unique and awesome because of that.
Also it's a horoscope for neckbeards to think they are worth some shit.
INTJ is the most autistic one
>tfw you are INTJ every time
Neckbeard would be more INTP.
You're just a more emotionally driven INTJ.
>>28956985
>No type is. There are 16 types.
100 / 16 = 6,25 percent average
Some of them are more common than the other. I don't get what is so hard for you to grasp about that concept.
Anyway, I went through the test, than read all the shit it said about me and it fucking hurt. I feel even more autistic than I ever did and I'll never find a partner (INTJ here)
That one kid who would smoke weed in the parking lot at lunch
That one kid who was a massive pervert
That one kid who raped a classmate
that kid who won't stop making these threads and beathing this dead horse
>that girl who wouldn't stop farting during class
BRAAAAAAAPAPAPPAPAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
That one religious kid who tried to convert people
The girl who had a fur suit and fursona
Just a reminder that any obscure interest you have /r9k/ will also know about it and try to ruin it for you
>>28956805
That is such a fucking cool carpet
I think his gf made it for him or some shit though, or maybe that's a different story
>>28956805
>Retarded amerifatz showing off their "cool and hip new trendy thing", the post
No, I won't rip on you for having hobbies, I'll rip on you for being an autistic American.
Yeah, in Canada, the autism rates are not nearly high enough to supply this.
Face it, Canada is better than America, and it just makes me cry out in laughter whenever an amerifat tried to say "Canada is an irrelevant country"
Lol, if being "relevant" means showing off your autistic rugs and claiming that makes you "cool for being different", then I'll gladly take that any day.
Honestly, it's just sad to watch you people from the safety of my far superior country;
You people produce the highest amounts of concentrated autism the world has seen, and yet you still claim to be a "superior country"
All the """"""""men"""""""" in America are dead.
You now have cry babies that think Trump or Bernie sanders are viable sources for your countries future.
Lol, you fat fucks are a nation in decline.
You honestly deserve Trump.
If anything, your retarded senile Bernie Sanders who tries to copy the Canadian method at has the right idea, though it'd be bound to fail due to how stupid Americans are.
You people are fat, stupid and lazy.
Fuck off.
I hope we annex you on the day your country falls.
I'll have fun raping your slutty women.
Haha, fat fucks.
Even after all this ass beating delivered by yours truly, you still aren't smart enough to admit that Canada is the BETTER country.
Ahh. I can't wait for the day of Canadian uprising to begin.
We're ready, Americans. Are you?
>>28956995
What's wrong big guy? Wanna talk about it?
What is the name of the hot barista you are crushing on anon?
Cecily
>>28956888
Nice trips anon, maybe today is the day she notices you
godspeed
>tfw am a mildly attractive barista
Will be monitoring this thread
i must going through a meat withdraw, i haven't had any meat in 2 days. i feel so lethargic, drained, and unsatisfied. i feel like the life has been sucked out of me.
i feel so awful
>>28956758
>falling for the vegan meme
>>28956758
I'll give you some meat!
*unzips dick*
>>28956780
no, i just ran out of meat and foods that are satisfying in general.
Has anybody here ever been v&? Share your stories.
did you see an actual black ban pull up? did the SWAT team just crash through your window? did you try to rub a magnet on your laptop? did you flush the weed?
I'll share mine
>quiet morning
>juggling between 4chan, fallout and eating
>sudden knock on the door
>was quick and firm, not too aggressive
>open door without checking peephole
>i was expecting the mailman to deliver my amazon stuff
>2 fucking cops
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>maybe they just want to ask about some break in i hope
>both looks serious but one of them a bit nervous, tight lipped
>"hello um uh.."
>gives me an awkward smile "is there anybody else inside?"
>no
>one of them gently but firmly grabs one of my arms and turns me around
>"eeeeaaasy now. easy... c'mon"
>moves me away from the door entrance
>the other goes inside
>"you are under arrest for possession of child pornography"
at this point i felt like vomiting. the feeling didnt go away for about 2-3 months
>he places me inside the car after handcuffs me before joining the other guy
>wait in the car for like 20 minutes before the 2 come back outside
>one starts taping the place
>the other drives me off
>when the car stops in front of the downtown jail i ask what made him think i had cp
>tells me he was told my ip got traced for posting on an app called Kik
>"ah..."
>spend 1 week in jail, too embarrassed and ashamed to ask family to bail me
>take plea for probation, have to register, pay 2 grand
>didnt even look at lawyer or judge in the eye
>go home, pack stuff into car, leave townhome forever
>didnt even reply to inbox from comfy job or landlord, just knew i couldnt go back
>dont know what happened to my seized electronics, too embarrassed to ask, didnt care
>currently living with my parents
>they dont know
>told em i got fired and am fine with working at jack in the box
>simply pay them 200 a month and buy my own food
>posting pizza
you deserved it for being retarded
Isn't kik a normie app
So have you learned your lesson and stopped looking at CP?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
Are they correct?
>>28956490
Sounds about right, I have a measured IQ of about 160+ and cuckold porn is one of my longtime fetishes
>>28956490
Yes, I agree with this.
>mfw there are people on this board who don't watch patrician cuckold porn
Plebs.
listen to this it will totally change your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a3SIjNKHHg
>>28956484
I always thought (harsh) noise is a very weird genre
I don't understand how people enjoy it
>>28956653
Interesting sound textures
>>28956653
If you try different types of music you'll eventually find something that will get you into the more niche genres. I personally don't like noise but I listen to a lot of music that I never thought I'd like.
Somebody please talk to me
>>28956465
fag.
le original desu
>>28956465
are those serrano peppers?
>>28956465
hello
thisisveryoregano
What do you do on your days off from work?
I'm always looking forward to my days off but I don't do anything. Whether I'm home from work, waiting to go to work, or on an off-day, I'm just sitting at my computer reading 4chan or reading random things off of Google.
I can feel frustration boiling up inside me, why don't I do something, but I don't know what to do.
Wageslaves help me!
>>28956432
As a neet every day is a 'day off from work', so I spend it engaged in activities designed to stimulate my mind and enable my creative soul to flourish, such as fapping, playing vidya and watching anime
>>28956451
>activities designed to stimulate my mind
>fapping, playing vidya and watching anime
>>28956432
I usually cook a bunch of homemade food to last me for a week and just relax in general
Asian fembots, do you get along with Latina chicks?
And vice versa
They both have nice brown assholes
>>28956813
yes they do
I wonder if cute Asian and Latina bffs show each other their buttholes
>>28956813
oh and they also have nice feet
What does compel a woment to do stuff like this?
>>28956330
She just wants to watch some British tv, what's the problem?
>>28956330
Women are selfish children.
Well Heidi the librarian is bored of the second & is looking for something to fill her up, like the BBC
My gf started calling me "daddy" IRL, like not only during sex but in normal convo.
How do I react. It's kinda hot.
Dress as your dad and see if she is still doing it. If she do, than she want to fuckin your dad.
How do I make this happen OP? My gf only calls me daddy during sex. I want it all casually all the time, except around others
>>28956297
This whole daddy shit is so weird. Is Electra complex real?
Well robots... would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocH6j45jn08
I mean, in the right light, shes not so bad.
>>28956285
I'd sniff her asshole and cum ropes while she sucked my cock.
>>28956285
Poor girl obviously has some conditionand she also has a bf
So I heard if your paternal grandfather is bald, you're extremely likely to go bald as well.
The thing is, I look a lot like my p-grandfather (does that mean I have his X-gene?), but I have my fathers thick Asian hair. At 18, am I still likely to go bald soon?
>>28956281
>Being asian
>2016
You're fucked anyway. Baldy or no baldy.
>dad is bald
>grandad on mom's side is bald
>grandad on dad's side has thick head of hair
please god let your theory be true
>>28956281
Good question, I heard it was actually your maternal grandfather.
Mom says I have the exact same hair as him and his family, and he didn't go bald until he was like 50.
