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Ok /r9k/, I thought about asking /adv/ but you've never steered me too wrong, so here we go.
This person that I've been talking to is kinda pushing me to Skype with them, because apparently they want to watch anime and shit with me, but I have literally no idea how that would work?
I mean, they seem like the type of gal that enjoys commenting on shit as they watch, but I'm not? I normally watch my shows in silence ya know.
Plus I'm really not that interesting of a person? I can so see myself trying to be clever with some stray remark, and getting nothing but an awkward chuckle or sniff in return, what the hell do I do?
TL;DR - OP is a fucking autist that has no clue how to watch things with other people.
And an autist that can't properly read board descriptions, apparently.
>>28939965
Bump.
I'm only gonna do this thrice.
/adv/ threads belong to /adv/, it is even a rule
>>>/adv/
>>28940167
Gotcha.
Sorry.
P0st normies getting BTFO
>>28939853
Your father got BTFO pretty hard when he ended up with you, you fucking loser
>>28939916
triggered normie spotted
>>28939853
that shit is just rough
sadoreganoburrito
What happened to the Queen?
... h-he was a b-boy. s-she was a girl.... :'(
Liz Vicious reminds me of her
The late 90's / early 00's skater-punk fad died overnight (and got replaced by the emo fad which then died and got replaced by the scene fad which then died and got replaced by the hipster fad.....) and her label didn't bother funding another album.
>>28939834
Avril=Punk
Punk=Dead
Avril=Dead
Anyone else with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) here?
How did you discover and how long ago? Are you self-diagnosed? To you take meds?
>>28939829
No i do not have this meme disease
my brother's GF is borderline and histrionic
i don't know how he deals with her. i can't be around her for more than 5 minutes without wanting to get the fuck away from her
The pic is from here btw.
https://youtu.be/4FDSdg09df8?t=507
Good night, wagecuck. Hope you Ameriwagecucks had a good 3 day weekend. Remember, 4 more days until your next two days of freedom.
Tick tock.
>>28939798
>work from home
>actual amount of work I do per week is negligible, like maybe 10 hours of actual work per week
>still get paid mad dosh
>going to the office isn't all that bad, I get to hang out with co workers and sometimes boss gets us lunch
It's not all that bad, /r9k/. I'm sure you'd enjoy it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHI HATE THIS STUPID SMUG FROG. I DONT FUCKING WANT TO GO TO WORK. I NEVER CHOSE THIS LIFE. WHIT MAKING FUN OF US. RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28939840
What kind of job do you have and how do I get it?
Inb4 no or fake answer like the 49 tomes I've asked.
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP FARTING
*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
*BRAAPPAPAPAPPPPAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
in ~30 years these threads will be in a museum
would femanon fart into a cute boy's nose?
would femanon fart into a cute boy's mouth?
Honey, I told you not to get too close when I'm bending over, I m~ FFFFFFFRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>live in a neighborhood with tons of kids (5-10 years old)
>kids constantly screaming and playing and crying
>literally 10ft from my house
>never shut the fuck up
>fuckin summer
>start getting woken up every day because of them
>can't sleep
>can't focus on anything
>get good idea
>every time they scream
>every time I see them scurrying across the streets
>point my speakers towards the window
>blast hardcore porn
>kids don't know what it is
>parents do
>ignore them when they knock on my door
>justblareitlouder.jpg
>they start calling the cops
>"Muh house my rules"
>can't do shit
>parents stop letting their kids near my house
>no more screams
>no crying
>just silence
>finally peaceful
What great things have you other robots accomplished recently?
Been lirking for a while, still don't know how to greentext.ni have a great story, but only greentext gives it justice
How do I greentext. I have a great story of my middle school years
>>28940544
>>28940564
Fuck. It didn't show I posted
Tulpa Thread: I NEED HELP EDITION
Here's the story.
GUYS I FUCKED UP REALLY BADLY
>Be me
>Forcing for a few months, generally getting good responses, have short conversations
>About a month ago start doing visuals
>Create a quick little ball of light, decide to let my tulpa do most of the changes to that.
>I know it takes longer, but I want them to be happy
>BUT THEN THEY JUST
>THEY BECAME JOHNNY TEST
>TRY TO CONVINCE THEM ITS A TERRIBLE IDEA
>THEY CONCEDE
>BUT THEN THEY JUST
>NARUTO
IT KEEPS TAKING ON THE FORM OF THE WORST CARTOON AND ANIME MC'S EVER AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
haha so funE man
you're going to go down in screencap history with this one for sure!
>>28939723
Convince them to become Chitose Ikeda, and write comfy Kyouko x Ayano stories
>>28939766
>Implying I want to be screencapped
You don't fucking understand. He keeps intentionally being the most annoying things possible. His main form is Johnny Test, and the shock of seeing Johnny test fucked me up when I was doing the audio.
It literally only makes whipping noises.
I tried the Jackie Chan Tulpa thing before I came here, but he couldn't find anything WRONG with him, other than the fact that he's really goddamn annoying. Now he just doesn't like me for trying to get him to kick this guy's ass.
>tfw fell for the money and success meme
>tfw wasted the best years of my life locked in a room with my face planted in books about subjects I couldn't give a single fuck about
>tfw the reward for my hard working and suffering is superficial respect from people I hardly know and never cared about me before I was successful
>tfw I can finally be a real man and get with a used up, single mother Stacy who would have refused to be within a hundred feet of me in her prime
>tfw I can spend the rest of my life being neglected and emotional abused by her and take care of Chad's son
>>28939708
>tfw you'll never make stacy quiver like that
>>28939708
this is really making me think op
moar
>>28939708
Okay mate, you don't have get with a used Stacy.
>gf comes over
>get food, cuddle for a few hours
>bring her to a screaming orgasm using just my middle finger
>she jerks me off onto her tummy
>gf leaves and goes home
Explain to me what I did wrong here.
>>28939666
Nothing. Just keep finger blasting that chick since it's incredibly easy and takes absolutely no effort. Man, robots have no idea just how easy it is to make girls scream.
>>28939666
>gf leaves and goes home
are you two teenagers or something?
>>28939691
>Just keep finger blasting that chick since it's incredibly easy and takes absolutely no effort.
I know, isn't it great? And I still have a free hand to check my voicemail.
Hey robots
I think all of you want to have neetbux for all eternity, well i have it, and it's the living hell.
>be me born from rich family
>family always fighting over money related shit
>always anger, hatred and envy in my family
>tfw father dresses like an teenager, he never really worked, he is 50 and lives like is is in his fucking teens
>tfw he is literally autistic, he freaked out about my mother, just because she got him the wrong part from the hardware store for his electric remote car
>tfw they divorced
>tfw mother didn't took a penny of his millions, which actually belong to my grandpa
>tfw i get the rest of my life 5000euros a month because court says so
>tfw never have to work again
>tfw they always fight and do autistic shit at parties
>tfw i don't know what to do with my life because i have everything i have
>tfw im a priviliged FUCKING WHITE MALE
What should i do? I developed anxiety and depression, also im an alcoholic since age 18.
If i suddenly got no money i would probably be happy and look for a job, but that isn't the case.
It's all so tiresome robots.. i feel so empty, please never get rich
You'll mature eventually and stop caring so much about your family issues.
ya, nope.
its a lot better than suffering on the street dirt poor in filth and disease and still feel empty and tiresome and alcoholic
just do whatever you like u got it made its not living hell
>>28939805
in my country you can't land on the street, you will get shitty welfare and be an suffering neet slob alcoholic, just with less money
What are you listening to /r9k/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxItq7tEgpUI bet no one will admit liking this
Shura and TOPS. Ye, I like indie girl music.
This was on the radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ojLucG2Z78
Does anyone else cycle through phases of extreme narcissism and extreme self-hatred? Half the time I think I'm some kind of hyperchad and half the time I can't bear to look at myself in the mirror.
i used to do this but then i stopped giving a fucked and became wired 24/7
yeah, i do
sometimes I think and want to become the most powerful person in the world in some capacity
and other times I just want to lie in a gutter and die and have no one ever find my body
>>28939612
Can't decide which variety of special snowflake you want to be?
How do you find courage to actually kill yourself?
>>28939601
I'd say you don't find the ability to kill yourself, you either have it or you don't.
>>28939601
you don't need courage. when the time is right, the fear of suffering through life will outweigh the fear of suffering through death.
>>28939631
This. You don't find the courage to kill yourself; when things get bad enough, the courage finds you.
>reading through the archives
>some of the comments have replies from hours later that nobody pays any attention to
>reading through a thread
>see an argument
>last reply is three hours later
>long after the thread died
Why do you faggots do this? It's the most cringy thing I've seen.
>>28939593
BECAUSE
WE
DON'T
HAVE
FUCKING
LIVES
>>28939694
That's pretty apparent based on how robots come back to an argument three hours later and hastily get the last word in before the thread is archived. It's so sad yet funny that so many of you do this.
>>28939593
>2016
>frogposting
Why do you faggots do this? It's the most cringey thing I've seen.
