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what hobbies do you have other than tv, games, and anime?
>>28935373
I listen to alot of podcasts. And read kn the rare occasion. Asides from that i just work and play pokemon showdown
why shitposting of course
programming, history (age of imperialism), basketball and poker
What do you robots think of black chicks?
I rarely think of them but they're cut I guess. As grils tend to be.
99% of them are disgusting and they smell awful. the 1% of the nice smelling hot ones are getting dicked by some rich white guy somewhere and are out of my league
>>28935575
>married
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WAIT YOUR BAITING NEVERMIND SORRY FOR THE LOUDNESS
So we have VR porn and that occulus rift stuff already out, but it has to advance past simply looking at porn and masturbating with/without toys. I have a good idea here.
Basically, its a system that will allow people to have sex over the internet, but through a machine that you put your dick in/girl has in her vagina. Its basically a sex robot, but the two participants will be the ones in control of it. The guy will thrust his penis into the machine and it will feel like a vagina, while the girl will have a "dildo" that will move at the pace of the guys thrusts.
I understand it basically amounts to mutual masturbation using machines, but with the VR goggles on and the two people having sex controlling the movement, it will be as lifelike as it can get. I don't know how to even make such machines possible, bit when it happens, you saw it here first
As for dick size, the electric dildo is adjustable and will automatically emulate the size of the guy.
You can use it for BJs too, one guy puts his D in the machine and the guy/girl sucks on the dildo, which the machine will replicate on the guys D.
>>28935325
this is how this can be sold to normies
>>28935395
Robots can buy the special deluxe edition that lets them increase their dick size. An extra $200. Oh and we can say it counts as actual sex, so they can say they aren't a virgin anymore.
Honestly if it feels just like a girl with one actually on the other side of your e-dick, with no risk of STDs or pregnancy, real sex will just be banned.
>try using tinder to find friends and people of like mind
>finally match with someone after two days
>this happens
i'm uninstalling this stupid normie shit i swear to fucking god fucking fags
>>28935245
i hate fags so much
>>28935245
so are you gay, and if so, why arent you using grindr?
>>28935245
op you are literally autistic or trolling
tindr isnt for friends, it is for hooking up
holy shit i seriously hope you are trolling and not actually this dumb otherwise life will be very hard for you.
Is anyone else currently craving social interaction?
It's driving me insane and I don't know how to get rid of these feelings.
Please help.
>>28935161
Yes. What is on your mind, senpai?
>want it but I'm bad at it and it frightens me
I'm gonna guess at least 2/3 of the board feels this
>>28935183
Suicide is currently on my mind. I can't escape these feelings and they're killing me.
This keeps happening without fail every single week. I am going insane.
Do fembots actually exist?Honestly, i think they do.
they can't for one reason
they have a pussy
>>28935193
can't stop looking at that pic.
Send help.
>>28935193
you should suck your dick and be the majestic ouroboros you were meant to be
what do you need to solve your biggest problem ?
>>28935144
motivation and a time machine
>>28935144
a job where I can respect myself
i'm a retail cuck and I can't bear it any more
I wish I would die
A glawk fitty.
What do you feel when you think of your highschool bully?
>>28935110
does his penis work?
fear, depression, rage, and finally happiness and relief at the thought that he's dead now.
>>28935110
which one?
weird thing is, there were so many, that I can't remember a single one right now
What does vagina feel like /r9k/ ?
How can I make my orgasms more intense ?
Also how do you cope knowing that life is meaningless and that women are narcissistic whores ?
Book Of Genesis was so right
I just try to laugh at my pathetic and worthless life by looking at this. I can relate so much to this.
>>28935098
The one I destroy daily feels warm and tight. Sex is way overrated. I figured after I had sex, I'd feel more manly or something. I was hoping something would change in me. Nothing changed.
I try not to worry about life being meaningless. I just want to visit/work in Japan and be pilot. Whatever comes first. I'm not afraid of death and I'm ready for it but I'm not going down without a fight.
>>28935098
Just try to have a goal in life to make you happy. Just pump n dump whores. Go your own way and be happy with what you have. ACTA NON VERBA
>tfw get a boner from every single lewd thing and have to fap
>5-8 30 second faps every day and always sore
what do
>>28935018
fap more and more
Someone else has this issue in another thread. Maybe you should ask them.
>>28935018
just stop getting a boner from lewd things
Who /scaredshitlesly/ here?
I'm seeing shadows. Feels like someone/something is following me. Like someone is watching at me from the window, and the sark side of the room. Scared of the mirror, so I don't look directly into my eyes. Every little sound scares the hell out of me. This isn't the first time I'm in such condition. It became a common thing lately. Am I going insane?
>>28935010
How has your sleep been, senpai? I think you should see a therapist
>Am I going insane?
It sure sounds like it.
Have you had any thoughts of intentionally hurting yourself or others? Or the constant worry of somehow hurting yourself or others even by accident?
If so, you really might want to consider seeing a doctor. Not that all doctors are good...in fact a lot of them aren't. But you might luck out and find a good one.
Have you been taking any drugs lately? Even alcohol or weed, pharmaceuticals (hell, ESPECIALLY pharmaceuticals), or even a lot of caffeine?
i always felt like this when i was younger, like ages 5-11, but now i usually feel normal. it's rare if i feel like that now, happens, but it's extremely rare.
personally i'd wait it out and see how things look in a month or two before seeking help.
what's your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite?
The Sandlot
For 90 minutes I get to be a kid again, a time before the pain started.
The Shawshank Redemption because it gives me hope that I too will escape my prison. Also pretty captivating
emo
i honestly can't think of a favorite because i've mostly watched shitty cape movies recently. but i watch Patema Inverted today and it was very good
>Racism is legal in America
I thought it was just a meme, but in America it's seriously a "right" to be racist.
wtf?
Sure. Everyone has the right to their feelings.
Bear in mind also that if a person says racist things, everyone else also has the right to tell them they are asshats.
>>28935007
Why don't they just make it illegal?
>>28935060
They do in Canada, but even as a black anon i sort of disagree with that line of thinking. You cant censor someone just bc they dont agree with you, and i do believe free speech is a human right. That being said racists are obviously more likely to commit hate crimes, but if they are racist and not shooting black people then wtv. We cant force people to conform to what we think is right even if we dont agree with them. Thats dumb.
Tldr; idgaf about racists bc racism will prob always exist
are there any shock site videos that turn you on?
>>28934967
When I was a kid I used to get off to Putrid Sex Object.
>>28934967
You know what l like the most?
>>28935083
caekferts
What the fuck is up with all these gay threads?
/lbgt/ trolling again or some of you robots fallen so low you now full on hard gay?
Calling us gay but has a iFunny watermark in his picture
OP is a fag
check em
>>28935114
Almost dubs brah, and you are still a cock sucker.
>>28935093
Yeah but why you a cock sucker thou?
