Post figures you want to/will buy ITT.
>>28932416
>spending $50+ on figurines your dick tells you to buy that has no other purpose but to collect dust
>>28932617
I don't even have a dick
>>28932666
its just a soulhungry gaping maw, isnt it, Satan?
/r9k/ I just had what I think is the most pathetic experience of my pathetic life
>24 year old pathetic friendless kissless permavirgin loser
>find girl on reddit to go on kik (smartphone messaging app) with
>we do a lot of dirty stuff like sending pics/vids, chat, etc
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>>28932319
Literally 'I HAD FUN ONCE AND IT WAS AWFUL' the post
You had a nice time and you got confirmation that you aren't as hopeless as you thought you were. You're afraid you might never have that again? Nobody can be certain they will find love EVER. Take it easier my dude
>>28932490
I don't know. I just feel like spending that long on a phone call with some random girl, especially overnight instead of sleeping, just kind of cements how pathetic I am.
I'm sure normal people could do this and not think twice, but when this is all the interaction I have, then yeah.
>>28932319
I don't understand what the problem is. You had a fun night with some bitch who finds you attractive and gets naked for you.
Even a "normal" person would be stoked to have this kind of thing.
Has anyone here survived a suicide attempt? I'm curious to hear your stories.
>>28932089
In my opinion, anybody who went through a failed suicide attempt doesn't really want to kill himself, but either whores for attention or just wants help.
I mean think about it, how can you fuck it up? How can jumping from a really tall building go wrong? Lock yourself in a room while opening your veins completely in both arms, you can't survive that as well.
>>28932089
>>28932236
Snorted about 800 mgs of heroin in an attempt to kill myself. Roommate found me and called an ambulance and the narcaned me. Fuggin bullshit
>>28932281
>being this retarded
come on man i never tried to kill myself but i bet my life that i could kill myself on the first attempt
Tripfags aren't real people edition.
>>28931713
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
oc
>tfw no Beth Lily gf
>>28931804
INTERNET KILLED THE VIDEO STAR
Does anyone want to play Terraria with me? We can start out fresh in a new world..
p-post steam id if you're up for some cave explorer, i'll add you..
no mics, only in-game chatSomeone else host, my internet is shit
i've had that game for years, never learned how to play
>>28931578
what's your psn i dont have steam
>>28931578
>not taking it to /v/
Anon, your just begging for reports
>>>/v/
whats your opinion on reading self-help for social anxiety or other things. Philosophy and things like that.
>>28931390
I wana suck on them boobies and cum on her tummy
oreganoburrito
>>28931390
sit's a step by step proccess that will enlighten you tbqh
smoke a ton of weed and read the bible/koran until you finish them
then smoke a ton of weed and watch "2deep4u" anime and start connecting the dots through /x/ and other forms of media that deal with the esoteric and dabble in quantum physics
you'll thank me later
Doesn't help. You're welcome to try though. Then you'll probably get into therapy and it doesn't work, then you're on to pills or alcohol, which help for awhile but ultimately make things worse, and then eventually the insanity of it all sets in and you find yourself truly alone. You might stave this off for a few years, but social anxiety is a losing battle and you're better off trying to force yourself to go outside and talk to people than sitting alone reading some self-help book. Wish I had better news.
Today I tried drinking coffee because everybody does it and Jesus Christ... It was the most disgusting shit I've ever tasted. I almost puked
How the fuck do people drink this shit daily
I had to eat jalapeno cheetos for the next hour just to get rid of that disgusting aftertaste from in mouth
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when OP literally has a child's palate
normies dope that shit up with french vanilla creamer
just get caffeine pills though
they're like 1/10 the price per mg caffeine
It's only disgusting when you dump a ton of sugar and cream in it. Black coffee or maybe a bit of cream is good. But it has to actually be good quality beans, not dunkin crap.
Why am I so tired and unmotivated? I'm always tired.
How do I get more energy?
Anyone else like this?
What I'm about to say is incredibly cliche but it's honestly true
> exercise
> eat well
> maintain a healthy sleeping pattern
> get at least 20 minutes of sunlight a day
> keep your brain active by reading, writing and doing word puzzles
things like this help a lot. I don't follow them either but I know they help. I know how cliche it is but it's honestly true, hopelessness doesn't...
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>>28931220
Thanks. I've actually been following all of these steps. I live a pretty healthy lifestyle for a robot.
> exercise
pretty good about this. I can't go to the gym because of a bad back, but I still walk every day and do bodyweight exercises in the morning. I'm not perfect, but, pretty good.
> eat well
I eat very healthy and have been reading more about nutrition. Beginner here but I eat better than a lot of Amerifats and I'm...
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>>28931486
hmm, you're probably just straight up depressed like 90% of the users here
>Had job interview today
>Didn't get it
>Still in NEET life doing absolutely nothing
How is NEET life bearable to any of you? I can't do this shit anymore. I'm going to try a few more places, if I can't get out of this shit I'm going to an hero.
ive been neet for 8 months anon
>>28931060
How do you deal with it? My PC is shit so new vidya is not an option, all I fucking do is watch Netflix all fucking day. I can't deal with this shit anymore.
>>28930950
Having all the time in the world in your own room is a dream. NEET is only unbearable if:
1) parental pressure
2) your computer/internet sucks
My parents died, which sucks, but I'm an only child and got the full inheritance. Sold the house and moved in with my grandma. When she dies, I'll get her apartment too. At current prices I have enough money to live for 40 years, after which I'll simply an hero.
Got thick walls, thick door, lock on my door, decent hardware, live fifteen...
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Anyone else here at rock bottom? Lets talk
What would constitute rock bottom? Im 18 and I dropped out in April. I smoke like a chimney, Im a fat fuck pig and i've basically lost all my friends.from being NEET. I tried coke a few times this weekend but it didnt really do anything to me. Thanks for listening, I guess.
>>28931062
Sounds pretty bad man. Where do you live? Also at least you had friends to lose. I have none and no one ever gave a fuck about me.
>>28931062
You're only 18, faggot. Stop talking like your life is lost, there are people here who are over 30.
Imagine slamming the fucking shit out of massive black booty
Watching it ripple and wave as you hear the hard slapping of skin on skin
Fucking the living shit out of DAT SHEEEIT
Imagine it....
Theres nothing I want more than a monster assed black woman with a terrible attitude who treats me like a pathetic white provider
>>28930837
>being submissive to a black bitch
No, you dumb nigger, you have to be like a dominant slave owner. They love it when "Massa" is deep dicking them.
>>28930906
Do dominate women you have to first make them smile. A smile is in fact a signal of submission because exposing teeth shows you are surrendering. Then you have to treat them like a nice piece of property. Don't do ghetto gaggers shit because your property needs to be taken care of
poast moar op
this is not making me thing enough
>fembot ideal bf thread up
>no malebot ideal bf thread up
Post your ideals and (optionally) stats, bois
>>28930833
>lives in Ohio
>masculine, scruffy and smiles a lot
>likes short twinks like me
>little bit introverted, but still likes to go places and explore new things
>doesn't have depression or other mental issues
>around the same age as me (18-24)
>likes cars/bikes, music, art and outdoorsy stuff. Bonus...
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>kind, attentive, intelligent
>likes board games and cooking together
>passionate about something, whatever it is
>will let me rest my head in his lap while we watch movies
>fit or lean would be nice
>kinky
>okay with me being 6'2" and 28
>Lives in NJ
>Is older than 30
>Not fat
>tfw no cali bf
>tfw no criminal bf
>>28930764
If you want a cali bf kill yourself unironically
>tfw "tfw no bf" thread comes up on the first page
How do you pronounce pepe?
PEH-PEE or PEH-PAY?
people who say peh-pay are retarded.
it's supposed to be pronounced PAY-pay
>>28930659
I say Peh-Pay because that's how you pronounce the real name
i pronounce it "peep"
originality at an all-time high
>there are actual people who believe the earth is flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOz_J6tJVU
It's worth it to watch the full hour, this is the most entertaining youtube video I've seen in a while
>>28930512
>stefan molyneux
>really
flat earthers are a stupid bunch but sm is a fucking con artist who should be stoned to death
>>28930603
clear violation of the non-aggression principle
>>28930603
I don't care, it's still enjoyable to see him continuously blow out this kid(who sounds like some 20 year old brony) who stubbornly hangs on to his like 4 arguments