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Who else /hijak poster/ here.
I literally cannot stop hijak/roach posting. It's so addictive!
You should try it, roaches
>>28901085
Embarrassing post. You loser.
It's all just one twisted game to me.
why do australians love posting hijak so much?
>who witnessed the golden days?
>that awkward silence after your dad tells you a story from his teen years that involves having a girlfriend
Nah, I bet he was a beta fuck in his youth and mom was probably his first girlfriend.
>>28901072
>that awkward silence after your dad tells you a story from his teen years that involves going on adventures with his friends
>that awkward silence after your friends tell everyone in the room youre a virgin
Should I just finish my suffering robots?
here is what happened, story time.
This weekend there was a school social gathering, I went due to obligation,. arrived and people having fun, some having alcohol (yeah college) and I was just there, I few guys got previously planned to get their talents and play some music for entertainment, meanwhile I was just standing there watching them getting all the wires and things together.
Suddenly the guy with the bass was testing things, and then He saw me in front line alone and said out loud, ~Hey anon, you also play bass don't you?
>I said at the beginning of the course, in the introduction that I played some instruments including bass,
He recalled that and I said; oh yeah
.-Would you give me a hand? I could use a hand, And I walked to him, he gave handed me the bass, I was there just testing some treble and bass, the sound blasted and everyone was staring at me,.
I felt so nervous and a girl shouted -yeah anon play something!.- the bass owner said, yeah anon show us your skills.
I was nervous af, I couldn't get away from it, I decided to accept my faith and play something, But what, what, what ?!!, I mean what if I play something and nobody knows the reference, at this point I felt that I frozen in time, And screamed internally, PLAY anything, anything remotely famous!!! and commercial!!!. I grasped the bass and let my hands flow, I was playing something and I felt the beat, I started looking down to feel my self playing, then I looked up, realized the disgusted and weird out faces looking at me,,..
I was playing the Seinfeld theme.
I finished playing it, and complete silence, dead silence, a laugh and some sighs. I handed the bass to the owner and just left. and didn't look back.
Why did I played that?,
why did they asked me to play?
why do Staecis even exist?
>>28901071
Seinfeld is fucking rad anon. Why you so upset again?
>>28901071
No need to get worked up dude, that's really cute
>>28901071
Actually, considering normies feel special whenever they hear muh references, that wasn't the worst thing you could've played. That single laugh was probably someone that got it.
Eh... who gives a shit?
ITT explain your fetish to normalfagget crossboarders
me? im a braaaap deviant
AMA
>braaaap deviant
in plain english please
>>28900973
i'll sniff your ass if you are my type
>>28900973
farts you fucking stupid nigger
Feels thread memes
asdsad
eaff
sagrsag
what brings you back to this taiwanese soya milk manufacturing plasterboard?
>>28900894
The '______ _________ing board' meme has sucked for years
>>28900918
but that's what it is
memes, irony and its forms, shitposting, hatred, resistance to societal standards and conformity, acknowledging the absurdity of life, dwelling in my misery with like-minded failures, and because the rest of the internet is becoming worse (not that this board is a beacon of quality but we don't make fake prank videos, virtue signal, or take credit for shit)
Pic related, what's your excuse? Btw his wife was 110 pounds and a cutie.
>>28900877
My excuse is that I'm not from his time.
>>28900877
that's an average weight in america today
>>28900898
this, marriages were basically arranged back then
INTJ thread.
Where are you, puppet masters and Hijaks?
INTPs can join in too so we can laugh at them.
All of you other filthy roaches stay out.
No one will ever love you. Why ? The answer is easy, you love your own goddamn ass way too much. Worst is that this self love is not enough and will never be. Your foundation are of sadness and despair, with a mighty castle of white bricks above them. How long will it take before you start collapsing under your own weight ?
>>28900871
INTJ master race here, tfw no gf to conquer the world with :C
I've been sad lately
>Wake up and shower
>Walk into bathroom (a room separate from the room I showered in)
>Some random girl in standing in my bathroom area doing makeup and listening to normie tunes
>It's my brothers new fucking fling and they're about to go out to a club together
>This girl stayed in our house for 3 days straight and never said a word to anyone last weekend
>My parents and me are both annoyed at her for being so fucking rude and intrusive
I'm kicking myself for not telling her to fuck off when she was in there. I'm going to fucking have a go at her when she gets back from her normie ass club, what should I say?
For our sake I say record it. For yours I'd say leave it.
>>28900858
Tell her to fuck off.
She will give you that expected look of disgust, as one you'd expect.
If you don't want to do it, get your brother to do it. He brought this in, he can take it out.
Dude, she's obviously minding her own business. Just leave her be. She could even introduce you to one of her friends.
does anybody else absolutely hate it when your parents compliment you ?
>oh anon you know so much
>oh anon youre so original
i know their intentions are good and they try to cheer me up but i absolutely cannot stand it because it seems so obvious that any parent would find his child intelligent and special
i dont like compliments coming from anyone
the person always has an angle and the compliment is just to manipulate you
>>28901334
This desu.
No one really believes in what they say. It' just to make you feel good. Or to laugh at you. Or they just pity you.
>>28900857
Yeah, compliments given out to me are the same type given out to a child.
>"oh anon you're a genius!"
After clicking a few options on their laptop.
>"The touchpad doesn't work"
>"Wow anon you should work for microsoft!"
Near the touchpad was a button that disables it, they must have pressed it accidentally. Seriously how can you use a device every day and not wonder what certain buttons do?
What do you think happens after you die? srs replies only pls
>>28900766
If you memed hard enough you will live eternally with lord Kek(Memes be upon him).
>>28900766
nothing. you die. remember what there was before you lived? well that's the rest of eternity when you die.
Forever sleep. That's it. You didn't exist before you were spermed into a vagina, you sure as hell won't exist anymore after death.
>tfw if you had more friends they could have pointed you in the right direction
>tfw if you had a girlfriend when you were younger, you probably would feel more confident
>tfw having no friends means no opportunities and no life experiences
You missed the boat.
>>28900764
you shouldn't rely on others to point you in the right direction, nor should you blame the lack thereof for where you are now
you're one of those people who says he'll work out starting next monday, expecting people around you to change that is disgusting, start blaming yourself for where you are.
>>28900764
If you had the right freinds, freinds who knew what they were doing it, you would almost definetly have gained some experience. I remember having this one freind in high school who tried to teach me about girls, he would teach me how to message them on facebook and talk to them. He would tell me that alot of girls do like me, but i was too insecure to act. Looking back it was probably true, i'd get alot of girls messaging me first and trying to start conversations while in school, asking which girls i liked, laughing at stupid jokes, compliments.
Damn i missed out
>>28900764
the boat's not going anywhere more worthwhile when here.
>you will never accept and settle deeply into comfortable mediocrity.
>you will never know the complainant apathy that stands between you and robot despair
>you will never browse /r9k/ and feel nothing beyond the odd trickle of empathy
Just watched Fight Club and I loved it.
I don't even care about the whole anarchy stuff but this movie made me realize that it doesn't matter if you win or loose. For the first time in my life I was truly happy.
>tfw nothing matters
>>28900718
>tfw nothing matters
That's not the message of the movie
Great movie desu fampai. One of my favorites.
>>28900733
I know but that's what I realized by watching it.
All my life I assumed that I had to "win" somehow but after seeing Tyler getting beaten to a pulp and not caring, fighting for the sake of fighting I changed my mind.
What are you currently reading??
>>28900625
Beej's Guide to Network Programming
Random romance hentai doujins
Tomboy childhood friends make my dick slick
>>28900625
Your post.
blox
>if you only fuck people of the opposite gender, you're straight
>if you only fuck people of the same gender, you're gay
>if you fuck both, you're bisexual
>if you don't fuck anything, you're asexual
ANYTHING else than this is a fetish. You only fuck your dog? Bestiality fetish. You only fuck table lamps? You're an objectophile. And so on, and so on.
This was a perfectly well-established system. Why did the neo-PC generation have to change fetishes into a sexuality?
I don't fuck anything but it's not by choice desu
>>28900667
Okay, perhaps I should have worded it differently.
If given the chance to fuck*
>if you only fuck your dog it's a bestiality fetish
but you can have a bestiality fetish while fucking humans, like me. not that i've fucked any dogs, and that's not just for FBI, i've heard it's a nightmare to try
