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where were you while chads were getting high?
>>28898737
laughing at them posting stupid shit about their bad GPA on facebook
lol guise pray 4 my gpa
>>28898737
Probably getting high by myself.
>>28898737
Not listening to shitty music like Oasis, for one. kek
>his actions are dictated by society's opinions
Does anybody else know a cuck like this?
>>28898714
>Cuck
You kiddies use this word so much,i don't even know what it means anymore.
>>28898748
It's just a random insult to apply to everyone now.
>cuck
That's a Reddit word now.
Bernie is the embodiment of the general will.....anyone who doesn't follow him should be forced to be free.
Also >>>/pol/
>Meet a girl I like
>She's a furry
As long as she's hot, who gives a fuck?
It's just cool that she's into weird shit.
>>28898692
>be a robot
>be unwilling to settle for a furry but probably be into every other fetish under the sun
>>28898692
I've got a friend who is a furry. He has already accepted he is going to die alone.
I took Melatonin for sleepy time, but it says to take on an empty stomach. Well I took it on an empty stomach but I'm hungry. How am I supposed to sleep hungry? Can I eat now that I've taken it?
Shut your eyes and stop being a fat fuck
>>28898713
But I'm underweight trying to make gains
For future reference, cut your pill in half (I'm assuming it's 3mg) and put that shit under your tongue. Wait for it to dissolves, hold it for around 10 minutes. Tastes like crap if you let it wash up to the surface of your tongue, but it isn't so bad.
Hits you in minutes instead of hours, effects aren't dependent on what you have or haven't eaten, and the effects are amplified.
Sublingual is the patrician way of doing drugs muh nig rig
Pos ITT if you fucking hate yourself
I only hate myself halfway
I see myself as an obstruction, or an irritant, moreso than something to legitimately hate
Can I p-p-post?
What if i hate everyone else and not myself?
>>28898677
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF I'M UGLY, STUPID AND FAT. I GET ANXIOUS FOR NO FUCKING REASON I CANT CONTROL IT. I DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND I'M GOING INSANE FROM THE ISOLATION. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME.
Is there a better song to kill yourself to than A Day in the Life? The crescendo at the end of the song makes it an epic finale to jump off a bridge to.
The Beatles blow so fucking hard
>>28898635
I went through my Scaruffi phase too at 16
>>28898635
+1 original bux
post memes you've made yourself
I'll start with one I finished about an hour ago
Nice. Saved. Also how do you make these?
>>28898617
That one is incredible anon
I made this one "Pepe in 1989, before the accident", but it never caught on.
>>28899708
Suhh duahhhhhh
Ask a guy who is incontinent, has to wear diapers, and has crohns disease anything.
I also can't feel my dick.
33% of my life consists of cleaning up feces
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?original bro
>>28899121
Too much of a coward, it's pretty hard to actually do that.
>>28898615
fuuuuck
i know this all to well.
i literally shit myself when i go to sleep
I really fucking hate this picture
>>28898610
>tfw I now hate that fucking picture too
>>28898610
same desu desu senpai
>>28898610
I'm not sure what it means
It looks like some odd existential horror
I want to lick her asshole
i love hot woman's asshole, wish i could live inside one
I know it's hypocritical given what a huge degenerate I am, but this offends the fuck out of me
>>28898601
My comment or the pic?
>>28898524
>i love hot woman's asshole, wish i could live inside one
no one else?
I act all awkward and retarded at school around everyone, because every time I've tried to open up to a guy, I ended up finding out they're just a scumbag creep with bad intentions. I joined a club and acted all funny and social like I really am, and when guys hmm, I was nice to them, but then I wind up finding out guys in that club have been talking about how nice my ass is, tryna get in my pants, and so I go back to my old ways and stop allowing any attention to be drawn to myself, pissed at how disgusting the world is...
Is your ass nice?
post ass lol
>>28898503
I'm sorry. I wish the world was better too.
CLAIM YOUR FAVOURITE HENTAI ARTIST BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
I CHOOSE RANDOMBOOBGUY
Akairiot
3mangos is who i am going to pick because i am original
Zankuro
My gf went to caliroots this weekend with her friends. Been missing her but enjoying time alone. She's texted me here & there but usually short texts like "I love you" or "miss you". She's been super excited for the concert. Even went on a diet for a month to lose 20 pounds.
I totally trust her 100%. The only red flag I noticed, was she shaved the puss right before leavin. She said it was just for personal comfort. What are the chances she will cheat on me? I mean she has friends there so the chances must be really low, eh?
>>28898472
Disregard all posts under mine
I'm not sure if this is bait but I'll bite, she won't cheat on you and you should be thankful she lost 20 pounds for a concert. Can't even get mine to lose 10 for a vacation
>>28898505
Thanks anon. And this isn't bait
nope, chances are really high senpai :(
>You will never be a cute chubby girl
Actually feels pretty bad guys
>>28898437
why does it make you feel bad?
>>28898462
Because I'll never be a cute, cuddly girl
>>28898437
I'm chubby right now and it's just annoying. Feels like I'm constantly bloated and uncoordinated. What would being a girl do to make it any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NyBXYX9x7w
rose is killl mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cq_o5hLvNo
>>28898480
>rose is kill?
no!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qW4GfvC60
>>28898530
Yes. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMzDYif3LQ0
