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Is it weird if my college classmates sometimes slap/fondle/massage my ass and thighs?
I'ma boy
hell to the yes
>>28895479
are you a tumblrite with two x chromosomes tho
things that never happened: the thread
originaruuuuu
How do we fix /r9k/? Is it possible to get rid of all these normies?
how do we fix /r9k/?
how do we get rid of all the feels fags?
>>28895275
I'll how you out
How do we fix R9k?
Is it possible to get rid of all the virgins?
Ive finally become a wage slave. After putting off getting a job for so long, im forced to find work or else live on the streets.
The hours are long...
The pay is shit...
Supervisors yell at me and berate me for every little mistake...
I can't make any friends with co-workers no matter how nice I act.
And then I go home exhausted all just to do it over over again tomorrow. How do people live like this? Im seriously considering suicide. There's no way im going to put up with this crap for the rest of my life.
People have lived outside of work, that's how
>>28895294
Oh....
Well i don't have a life or any friends for that matter. Not like I have time for one any way. I do nothing but work and sleep.
>>28895332
start drinking at bars
Like the date I lost my virginity, number of sex partners, frequency of sex, dick size, farthest cum shot, number of sex partners at the same time in a session, etc?
I want to make sure I get credit and let people know I'm into sex and could get sex at any time and have not experienced a break in sexual access to women since I lost my virginity at age 12. 31 years old now.
yes, definitely.
originaroo
Yeah, you're kind of a beta if you even have to ask, of course you should
>>28895144
that guys dick on the ground doe
riped the skin with his phismosis
Does excessive masturbation stunt height growth?
>>28895105
No, but both having your height growth stunted and excessive masturbation are symptoms of you not doing anything with your life.
Bumping this shit
Origamo comment.
>>28895105
No. Ritalin can stunt growth; don't know about Adderall. Most likely you are just short because genetics rolled against you. Wear some stilts or something
Right now It's about midnight and I'm laying on the hammock on my back deck watching planes fly over head as the trees rustle
What's everyone's comfiest spot like?
>>28894916
Love that game, comfy times
>tfw no hammock
I have an air mattress set up outside, though
I like sleeping out there and gazing up at the trees
>you will never travel with your bro & a hot blonde, whom you DP with your bro
/R9K/ PLAYS CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
GET IN HERE
THE GAME STARTS AT 12:00 A.M EST (5 MINUTES FROM NOW)
https://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=349
PASSWORD: normies
No one likes this game.
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while I'm in
bump!!!
Original111
bump!!!
This pain is just too real. There's just too much that time cannot erase.
>>28894839
I know this feel. It's like I literally have to kill self
So you looking for advice?
Looking to wallow in self-pity?
Looking for a melodramatic circle-jerk?
Encouragement to kill yourself?
No amount of shit-posting on 4chan will help your predicament.
> you will NEVER have this
>>28894920
>tattoo
Good riddance.
What are some healthy alternatives to sleep?
Too many energy drinks is bad for you and too much coffee eventually makes you crash.
I just want to make the most of my life and don't want to waste 1/3 of it sleeping, especially when the jews have society in an iron grip that requires everyone to work for special green paper that keeps them alive.
ampetamines, just need to make sure you drink more water
>>28894814
My friend tried the uberman sleep schedule and it completely fucked him over. You could try it but there aren't any studies proving it works.
>>28894814
I know how you feel, sometimes I really don't want to sleep but sometimes dreams can be better than taking any drug.
I read that the U.S. military is working on methods of keeping soldiers awake for 6-7 days without getting fatigued, you could join a research project maybe, but you'd probably have to stop talking about the Jews like that.
Why aren't you enjoying little Caesars on this Memorial Day weekend?
Cuz PAPAS IN THE HOUSE
>>28894806
not one near me sadly
>>28895178
LC has the most locations in the US
All i need in life is pic related.
>>28894705
fuckin genetics
I mean the one on therightdoesn't look that bad
two girls is too many for one man, op
things get complicated real fast
>>28894705
How much does a nose job cost now anyway?
Is it still $5k+ or have the Jews taken the price down to get more goyim to do it?
>not joining the official 4chan cytube channel
come join fgts! remember to switch out the DOT for an actual "." btw lol.
join senpaitachi
already have a suicide case here
What u watching over there senpai?
>>28894731
it looks really boring..
>tfw no ideology
>tfw no purpose
Any else has an identity crisis where you fit into no culture/subculture?
pic unrelated
>>28894632
I don't even fit into 4chan. I type out long posts and only get one reply, I post in face threads or stat threads and get no replys or one generic reply
ideology and purpose is just life cucking you into believing that life is worth it
it's not
>>tfw no ideology
MEIN GOTT
*sniffs* *tugs at shirt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8ibrfXvpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcuYRV0C6c0
>OMG MY SOSHUL ANGHZIETEEEE HAHA :D
>has a kik, tumblr, instagram, and popular Youtube account
I JUST WANT GOOD BOY POINTS BUT CAN'T GET GOOD BOY POINTS AS A FUCKING SHITSKIN MANLET SUBHUMAN. I NEED TO BE A WHITE WOMAN OR CAPTURE CUTE WHITE WOMEN TO HAVE ENOUGH VALUE TO EARN GOOD BOY POINTS. IT IS TIME FOR THE GOOD BOY POINTS.
what the fuck is this delusion? Why do these people think they HAVE to be part of a demographic that is the BOTTOM of the barrel. She doesnt have social anxiety at all, she is just a spoiled child with no spine. She is a shelter case that is disillusioned to believing shes a special snowflake and has a fucking problem. No, her problem is shes a bitch and never had to toughen the fuck up for life. You know what social anxiety is? Not leaving your room for fear your parents are going to see you. Its being unable to function when others could possibly be looking or hell thinking of you. Making youtube videos? Wanting all this attention to your personal stuff so people can come ask you questions? Horse fucking shit, she wants specific attention that makes her feel "special" instead of people thinking "your a cunt" all day. That's her. This isn't social anxiety this is horse shit.
>>28894679
>Not leaving your room for fear your parents are going to see you. Its being unable to function when others could possibly be looking or hell thinking of you
No you just have autism.
What youtube channels do you check daily to distract yourself from your painfully boring life?
game grumps, ethan and hila, h3h3, commander holly
Just Matthewmatosis and occasionally MillionDollarExtreme
Stefan Molyneux.
The Alex Jones Channel.
AK Operators Union.
