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How do you get a job if you've been a NEET for 8 years ? Is it possible ?
I've no standards mcdonald is okay.
Show that you're eager to work and that you'll do anything and you'll get hired at some shit place. Don't expect to get any enjoyment out of it.
>>29121711lie you son of a bitch
>>29121732
oh no im not expecting an ounce of fun its not like im going back to the workforce by choice
>>29121759
like what? won't they ask for proof or something
What does it mean to be human?
Who says it has to mean anything.
what does it mean to be horse?
>>29121694
to do things outside of the bounds of our natural instincts and physical abilities
Anyone who says NEET life is good is full of shit. I'm a 35 year old man living with my mother who still does my shopping every week. I've never had a job, I have no friends, I've never had a girlfriend, I've never held a girls hand or touched a tit. Ever day my soul aches for something more than Japanese escapism media, but I'm so far down this hole I can't get out. Save yourself before it's too late, get a job ANY job doesn't matter just get yourself out of your house and into the real world.
>>29121691
How the fuck do I get a job?
>>29121883
Just walk into any business and give your CV to the manager. That's what I did when I was your age. You young folk are just lazy.
>>29121973
Yea and what do I put on my CV? All I've done is graduated highschool.
>trying online dating
>send message after message
>no replies ever
GODDAMNIT ACKNOWLEDGE ME
>>29121680
post the picture that you're using. post the info in your profile
tfw tried online dating and nobody replied to me ever too
>>29121716
Maybe there's just something wrong with my opening lines.
I want to date any fembot that is below 200 lbs and under 5'5.
Any takers?
>>29121645
>tfw 170lbs 5'7
>>29123179
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>>29123720
>LONDON
Are you actually a girl from London? Be my gf
Forearm shaving / hair trimming for males? Yay or nay?
>inb4 it's gay
It's 2016.
I mean most girl shave their arms, legs, armpit, vagina, etc. Why can't males make themselves more presentable and attractive the same way? Since, as we all know, looks are everything in this day and age.
>looks are everything in this day and age
Yes, and not having hair on your forearm is not an attractive trait for men.
Now kill yourself, you John Oliver sounding fuck.
fuck off, homosexualism shill
I have very hairy forearms
Sometimes girls would comment on them
I tried shaving them for a year or so
Nothing changed so I let it grow back
When they were hairy at least it gave a girl the excuse to talk to me and touch them
Having a recessed chin is the worst facial deformity you can have, you don't even look human.
>>29121564
Just start saving for plastic surgery
Having a mediocre jaw is just as bad, really.
Either you have a strong jaw or you are a permaloser.
>>29121564
Jew nose is worse. Some girls won't even notice a recessed chin and don't care but a Jew nose is universally hated by every girl
Anyone else here literally eat these by the container. Skip meals all the time and no money for candy, but my mum gave me a few containers of these babies when I moved away and I just sit at my desk eating them.
>no money for candy
so you literally dont have one dollar
>>29121540
Yes, I eat a bottle a day
>>29121568
sometimes I dont for a few days. yes. even if I did id have to go buy it.
Who wants to play smash 4 with me? I got banned for insulting spammers and lame players so I can't go on for glory anymore.
We can have some nice games, I play a lot of characters and would even enjoy playing with items for once.
My username is HamletDuFromage
>>29121481
>>I got banned for insulting spammers and lame players so I can't go on for glory anymore
how does this even happen? Theres no voice chat or text chat even
you had to REALLY go out of your way to make this a thing. fucking amerifags
I can't even play for glory because memelands internet is absolute SHITI'd body you if I could thoughsilly rager
>>29121516
Via tag names buddy. And when you're playing a fucking low tier and that pikachu try hard spams neutral b for 5 minutes straight, you get upset.
I'm French and wouldn't want to play with a tierwhore anyways. Any retard can down throw to bouncing fish
>>29121569
>>Any retard can down throw to bouncing fish
I respect you if you've recently picked up the game
If you've played for more then a couple of months then you've failed to pick up even basic fundamentals
>>and when you're playing a fucking low tier and that pikachu try hard spams neutral b for 5 minutes straight, you get upset.
This only happens if you're really laggy, I thought the french had good internet
Just a tip you can easily implement, if someones going to spam something (eg pikachus neutral B), convert it into something that benefits you. Spam is never goodalso shiek is unironically one of the hardest characters, who do you play?
>be me
>19 years old
>extreme ass pain whenever I sit down or lie down
>decide to check it out at my local clinic
>hope for old doctor so it won't be as emberrasing
>young doctor, maybe 22 - 25 years old
>fuck, whatever
>as he spreads my ass cheeks he starts to small talk with me
>"So what do you do for a living anon?"
>"I'm unemployed at the moment"
>"Oh, what did you read in high school etc?"
>"I dropped out of high school"
>"Oh.. that's not good"
>feel really bad
>he continues to search my ass
>"Awh that's not good... looks like you have a pilonidal cyst"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst
>I ask him what it is and he basically tells me it's a small tunnel that hurts and produces smelly goo
>feel even more bad now
>"Well, how long is it gonna take to heal this supposed hole?"
>he tells me it can take months, even a year/years.
>he gives me a new appointment to a nurse that will have to stuff my second asshole with tissues and some kind of salve
>have to go to the nurse 1 - 2 times a week to plug my second asshole
>this continues for a few weeks
Today
>on my way to the waiting room to get my ass fixed as usual
>nurse tells me to follow her to the examination room
>see hot teen qt 3.14 sitting next to or outside my examination room
>nurse keeps talking about my asshole as we walk by
>getting a little bit emberrased and mad at the nurse for talking about that shit openly
>meanwhile she spreads my ass cheeks and proceed to fix my asshole I get the sudden urge to fart
>really try to hold it in but she keeps stimulating my ass
>"Anon, can you relax your ass cheeks for me please I need to put the bandaids on" or whatever it is
>ohgodpleasedontfart.png
>manage to hold it in
>"It's done anon, let's hope your hole heals"
>on my way back home
>see qt 3.14 on way out
>she looks at me as if I were weird
>notice I walk like a fucking retard because of the shit keeping my asshole together
>get sad
However, how's your week/day been fellow robots? Mine's not been good
>doctor makes smalltalk while hamming his fist in your ass
oh god that is too good
>>29121410
That sucks. Health's super precious. I still laughed, though.
What came to my mind is that you are truly butthurt.
Aw shit dude. I had one of those too
It only hurt every now and then but it itched like a motherfucker and smelled so fucking bad.
Now I've just got hemorrhoids from sitting on my ass all day
>haven't showered in 3 months
>scalp scaling and burning
who /dirtyboy/ here?
I've always wondered if these sorts of post are fake
It's truly amazing that the posters on this board can't find girlfriends. Honestly, with threads like these to help illustrate the types of people who hang out here, I would assume that you all would be drowning in pussy.
post some originalI pics op
How would your life be if you were born a female?
where would you be now?
>>29121355
probably be employed for longer
maybe passed uni by now who knows
definitely wouldn't have done a few things, good and bad
>>29121355
same place any other woman is since the world would have confused and brainwashed me as a kid to be pampered but never have to earn it
>>29121355
I would have a false sense of self-worth, currently I'm experiencing realism. They really do have the privilege but they're too ignorant too see it.
Who here /babyskull/? How do you cope?
>-"mogged"
>-"cel"
>-"let"
>>29121318
By staying inside all day, drinking, and posting here.
If your skulls not as long as your face then you're not a man desu
Is the college meme really just a meme?
I've been thinking a lot about my future recently and should decide fairly soon if I should start saving for college.
>>29121286
If you can learn it from the Internet/books, do so. Nowadays college is usually a waste of time and money, and you should only go if you're studying a really technical, difficult field that is in demand.
>>29121286
>if I should start saving for college
If your parents can't pay for it and you don't get a scholarship, then don't bother. Join the military or learn a trade.
>>29121671
It is almost certain you will never make above 45k salary without at least a bachelors. Go for it if you want to go into STEM. If you have a specific trade in mind, go to a vocational school.
Do NOT get a lib arts major. I swear to god, I've talked to them on campus, and these people are actual retards.
Only people with exactly zero friends are allowed to post in this thread. People with more than zero friends may read if they wish, but not post. Anonymous posters with zero friends may post in this thread about any subject relating to having no friends, for example the reason why they have no friends. Observe my example post below if you are unsure on how to behave
>tfw unable to maintain friendships because you get the desire to socialise once every couple of weeks
>>29121274
What should we even post here? I have no friends because I lie in bed all day.
>>29121274
I have no friends because people are shit
>>29121297
>>29121300
Interesting posts my friends, keep up the good work
