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>that feel when you're more attractive than your gf
Anyone else know this feel?
This literally the only surefire way to keep a girl in check. They'll put up with a lot of things because they don't want to be stuck with some ugly loser.
>>29124276
OP here. This is true. She puts up with a lot of my shit. She would never cheat on me either. Is it worth it tho?
>>29124510
Versus a hot Stacy that you feel like you're walking on eggshells around and who might cheat on you? Maybe.
>look at myself in the mirror
>see that I look handsome as fuck
>take a picture of myself
>don't look as good as I saw myself in the mirror.
Is there an explanation to this?
>>29124120
When you look in the mirror you properly engage eye contact and shift your face as if you were talking to another person
When you look into the camera, unless you try, your just looking neutral
>>29124120
No. There is no explanation for this
>>29124120
How you look in the camera is how you actually look, mirror is wrong.
Daily PSA that real men don't rape
>>29124113
only imaginary men rape. thanks for proving that rape isn't real, dumbass.
>>29124113
>How would you like it if I raped you?
Quite a lot, actually.
>>29124150
She can't be this stupid. It's fucking impossible dude
>There are people in this board who haven't kissed a girl
>There are people in this board who lock themselves in their room all day
>There are people in this board who struggle to maintain a casual conversation or make eye contact
>There are people in this board who piss on bottles
>There are people in this board who have "waifus"
>There are people in this board who don't know how to drive
>There are people in this board who are afraid to be in public
So is this place satire or what?
>>29124101
FUCKING NORMIE GTFO THIS BOARD
>>29124101
shout out to robots who literally make up their own problems with a narrative that is just the inversion of the Just World fallacy
get treatment, get a job
>>29124101
Thats the entire point of this board, fuck off normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's your honest opinion about tattoos?
Mom knew a guy with that name
>>29124073
They're the mark of degenerate trash.
>>29124073
Degenerate, show that you think in the present rather than the future, as tattoos Always look like shit the more you age.
they look like shit to begin with too
What would you do if you lived in communism and had total freedom? How would your life be different?
>>29123984
sit around leeching off the system. i'd get much more money since it was distributed equally so that would be pretty nice.
>>29123984
>communism
>labour still exist
ur image a shit
Obviously it would be amazing, only loser /pol/ neckbeards would dare to disagree.
Do you plan on getting married?
>>29123935
summer? Heh, more like bummer
>>29123935
I don't even plan on leaving my room unless I have to.
Who knows. Maybe when I am 30 years old I will suddenly feel the societal pressure and give in to playing the game.
As of right now I dont even want anything to do with women - and that feels good.
>this triggers the fatlet
Hello again fattie, how does it feel knowing that I can eat as many slices of pizza as I want and never get fat, great thing I'm 6" and have a high metabolism.
Well ta-ta fatlet, I've got a delicous pizza to devour
>>29123923
>6"
6 inches eh? Spotted the amerilard
>>29124014
6 inches of cold hard dick ;)
>>29124033
Cold?
Are you a corpse?
OHAYOU /R9K/
WHILE THE DAYS MAY BE ROUGH AND DEPRESSING ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DO YOUR BEST AND THINK OF CUTE GIRLS!!!
Ohayou, ohayou-senpai.
>do your best
this is lost on r9k, as r9k doesn't want to get better
these retards just want to sit in their collective misery and whine about how bad they have it, instead of trying to make it better
>>29123993
How do I make it better?
What are the biggest differences between you and the person you want to be?
I want to be androgynous and comfy
>>29123859
The biggest difference is that i'm alive
I'm not a trap, not liked by people and don't have a trap bf.
FUCKING KILL ME NOW
>be a young, happy, innocent kid just genuinely being myself
>get bullied, mocked, and rejected by society for being quiet, ugly, weird, and not fitting in
>become depressed, lonely, and mentally-ill with no self-esteem, no friends, and no life
>get bullied, mocked, and rejected by society for wallowing in self-pity and being held back by mental illness, unable to do simple things like making a phone call that everyone else can do without a second thought
>become misanthropic and filled with rage at the fact that everything I do is apparently wrong, the problems inflicted upon me by other people are somehow all my fault, and I just can't catch a fucking break because I fuck up my life more every time I try to make it better
>get bullied, mocked, and rejected by society for being a bitter, ugly, neckbeard virgin loser who's just mad because he can't get laid XD
>become emotionless, apathetic, and completely dead inside; want nothing to do with people whatsoever
>get bullied, mocked, and rejected by society for being quiet, ugly, weird, and not fitting in
There's no winning with these people. You will always be the bad guy.
>>29123854
>be a young, happy, innocent kid just genuinely being myself
>get bullied, mocked, and rejected by society for being quiet, ugly, weird, and not fitting in
>Because of no social distractions work hard at school and get god-tier qualifications
>Get a god-tier career and roll in cash
>Piss down on normies and laugh at the plebs for the rest of your life
It's not too late anon, pursue a career above all else
How else do you think the small dicked Asian betas in Japan and China manage to have such great and fulfilling lives?
No women allowed
No friends allowed
Only success
>>29123890
But are they really great and fulfilling though?
>>29123942
Tbh lad, definitely
What are you into senpai?
Just pursue that, I can guarantee there'll be career areas with good money that'll satisfy you
Engineering is a fun one for a start
Can the normies/semi-Chads who frequent this board please give me concrete, step-by-step instructions on how to lose my kissless virginity?
I am a normal looking guy who has friends and a social life, but I am a perpetual kissless virgin.
Even just getting a kiss from a girl would change my life entirely. I would really appreciate some advice because I'm falling apart here.
Please normies. I'm dying here.
>>29123844
1) Get drunk
2) Go to party with some loose, drunk women
3) ????
4) Profit
There ya go bud.
>>29123844
Search for a social event of some sort like a house party advertised on social media, or go clubbing while disguised and pick up drunk women. The only reason 80% of women go clubbing is for that sort of thing, you'll be able to tell which ones are up for sex because they'll have drifted away from the friends they came clubbing with.
who else /tortured genius/ here?
>>29123788
Let me guess - smart but lazy?
/lazy asshole/ here
>>29123905
Let me guess - nuclear physicist in Somalia
How do I impress a girl like that?
>>29123750
sucking her feminine penis.
>>29123750
roll up beside her in your Lamborghini
That's a boy, senpai
kek. even racemixing for gays now.
>gays
>racemixing
There is a flaw in your logic there
Who's top and who's bottom?
The black man is shorter than the white man but he's also a beta white boy. Hmm..
I believe this thread would be more suited to >>>/pol/
