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sweaty bollocks edition
RESIST
Working with an agency simply isn't ideal. Looking to work with Amazon from July till February. I wish I could just be NEET.
Who else sitting listening to the thunder and lightning pound their town?
>http://www.lightningmaps.org/#y=51.5043;x=-0.4914;z=12;t=3;m=sat;r=0;s=0;o=0;b=;n=0;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;
Loudest thunder I've ever heard tbf.
Do you all think my skype contact is a stupid roastie?
This is the article she linked me:
http://seacoastonline.com/news/20160606/hidden-camera-photos-of-women-at-hampton-beach-investigated
She's been showing a lot of red flags lately like liking Twilight. I'm worried there have been other signs, but I was too charitable towards her to recognize them.
I think we'll need more evidence to come to a decision. Seems likely that she may have some sort of mental illness though.
>>29129825
Depression, intimacy anxiety, and probably some sorta general anxiety.
>>29129444
Get out get out get out!
She doesn't like being sexually objectified without her consent.
A-are tulpas real?
>>29129383
Yes, literally they are real
>link related, book from the 70s talking about MEME MAGIC,
https://www.scribd.com/doc/43387323/Packwood-R-Memetic-Magic-Manipulation-of-the-Root-Social-Matrix-and-the-Fabric-of-Reality
>>29129422
I was under the impression tulpas existed inside your head, I didn't think they were a meme thing.
They are not real
Would you let her peg you?
>>29129359
What kind of question is that? No I would not let her peg me, as I have no interest in the sexual act of pegging!!!
>>29129359
Taylor Swift is honestly not that attractive. she looks like a guy wearing heavy makeup
besides that, what kind of question is that? obviously I would let her peg me, as long as she was gentle. that's a once in a lifetime opportunity
Do i get anything in return?
>Hey weirdo, don't think I don't see you staring at my belly all the time in class. So, want to give it a rub?
How do you respond?
y-y-yeah
No thank you, I'm not into fat girls
Just wondering how far along you are? Is it a boy or a girl?
I had it all robots, money, caring gf, nice truck and i fucking blew it
>be me
>working in a mine making 85k/year
>decide i wasn't happy and wanted to travel
>relationship was going down hill but mostly because of me
>decided to say fuck it all and hope for the best
>ive always thought being optimistic would get me where i wanted to be
>nope.jpg
>returned from traveling Asia for 4 months
>at this point i was in crippling debt
>had to move in with my mom who was living in a city ive never been to
>had to sell truck so I could atleast make a small dent in my debt
>I literally can't find a job anywhere, the decent paying ones require me to have vehicle
>depressed
>lonely
>considering suicide
I know it was my own fault and I dont want sympathy from my fellow robots, i just wanted to get this out. I have no friends here and no one to talk to except my mom who thinks im an idiot for burning bridges that once made me financially stable. Ive always been somewhat of a gypsy, moved place to place, work many different jobs and never felt "content" no matter how good i had it.
probably killing myself tonight desu
>fellow robots
Nice one Norman
You fucked up OP, but hey there's always round 2. There's always a way out, this isn't the gas chambers.
>>29129353
Ive been here since i was an awkward depressed teenager, no matter where i end up in life /r9k/ is my home.
when did it all fall over?
in my case it goes like this:
when i was like 9 i was invited to play a football match against a rival school, so i accepted
being the sheltered little kid i was i never really had much interaction with other kids so i had no idea how to play football (this being in a third world useless hellhole that adores this sport)
when we played i stopped the ball with my hands and everybody laughed then my schoolmates beat me and laughed at me for the next ~10 years i think, never could grow a sense of self worth because of this, i think
now i'm 24 and still unable to finish a single year of college, never had any actual friends except a guy that treats me as his pet, and i'm obviously a kissless neet virgin
No one cares, dude.
original comment
>>29129387
I think OP is cute and would date him.
I'm sure you can get over that situation. I've heard worse and I think that you might be able to forget that if you try. If you really can't, realize that that happened a long time ago and it's not going to happen again. Find a real friend and a lover. I know it's easier to say than done, but have faith, OP. I believe in you.
You're a girl now.
Which chad do you pick as bf?
Optional: your race
Tyrone ofc.I'm white btw inb4 u faggots call me a cuck. it's not cuck when you're a girl.
>>29129231
Ali Allahquaq
he is
- hot
- rich
- smart
- nice
no downsides here, he is clearly the best option
>>29129303
also I forgot to mention, a CTO at a "tech firm" would probably make way more than 300k/year
Former stalker here
>I would follow girls I liked
>If she was a redhead I would research Everything about Ireland and celts
>I would collect info on the girls life
>I would get mad jelly if she had a bf
I don't do that anymore just birdwatch. Any creeps dare to share their experiences ever been caught?
>being so beta you can't even orbit
holy shit
I've never physically stalked a girl outside of following her to a few of her classes, I just cyberstalk.
I've got fake Instagram and Facebook accounts set up specifically to monitor the social media of girls I'm interested in. I've been stalking some of them since high school. I'm in my mid 20s now.
>me
>see a girl I like
>ask her out
I don't understand why stalking is necessary.
Hello robots, chad here.
I'm available for the next hour to answer any questions.
How many girlfriends do you have?
How do I get a foot gf
>>29129072
What's your top10 anime?
Orignal plsvjdgsnfjhlnadgf<hioWREAJYRHNTUIS
I still don't see what you guys mean.
>>29129070
turn it the right way up you fucking idiot
Unflipped version.
23-86 midway
>>29129070
You have the handwriting of a 13 year old girl. The way you draw y is silly and too curly, dotting letters with little circles is pretty dumb too you might as well just dot them with hearts
>What is your opinion on gayporn?
>Have you tried gayfapping?
>>29129049
>>What is your opinion on gayporn?
meh
>Have you tried gayfapping?
l'm straight
>>29129067
>Straight
That is the entire point. It is a challenge. Are you the strong man who keeps his erection and cums, or are you the weak little boy taking it in his ass like a bitch?
Once you've seen it all you've also jerked off to all
That doesnt mean anything though, just that it wont get up if you dont add variety.
I'd still never fuck a dude irl, nor do I ever get excited.
>video games make tired
>sitting makes me tired
>working makes me tired
>being around people makes me annoyed and tired
>exercising makes me tired
>sleeping makes me tired
i feel like i should end my life to escape this pain
i have that problem every single fuckin day too, what do?
build up for a metaphorical bukakke of sleep at the end of the day
Stop eating shit, idiots.
>exercising makes me tired
Because you're out of shape and don't have the discipline to start small, so instead you try to go out and jog and give up, rather than starting by walking every day.
>video games make me tired
Get better taste.
wonder what our boy rockin rob is up to
It's a big empty thread, opie (echoes)
>>29129560
not enough [echpes]
>>29129718
I meant, of course that more contributors are required to dull all the painful [echoes]
>I wonder if that nigga's updated his facebook since The Rockening
>goes to Stanford
>is rich
>part of the sports team
>part of a frat
>resorts to raping a woman behind dumpster
Why? There are lots of girl who'd fuck him.
>>29128990
>Believing college feminists when they say they've been raped
You really are a redditor aren't you?
Not really, he has the most cuck beta face I've ever seen. But he didn't rape that bitch, she was just a drunk slut.
>>29128990
He has the aesthetics of a platypus and gives off the vibe of a ftm choir travesty. No girl would fuck him. He did what he had to do.
