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I need to fuck Alina Li.
I need to smell her pantsu
>>29130002
she doesn't do porn anymore right? Shame. Heard she was dumb as rocks though.
She has a giant gun tattoo on her hip. She's trashy af
>that emo kid at school who thought hes better then the rest
>>29129949
Oh man, those whiny fags were insufferable
>that emo kid who actually was better than everyone else
nigga got valedictorian and didn't even seem to try that hard, his graduation speech was "This school was, is, and will continue to be a bad joke.". he once beat our track/cross country star in PE, no prep time or anything, just fucking blotted down the track at least 1.5 times faster than the track star.
everyone fucking hated him and he probably hated everyone else just as much
truly the funniest shit of my entire childhood.
>that kid who didn't exist outside of school
>that kid who was so unnoticeable he didn't get picked on (most of the time)
>that kid who wanted to desperately have friends but hated everyone in the school
And now it is down to two. Who will robots side with?
The absolute mad man or the corporate shill
>>29129938
Trump of course. If you say otherwise you don't belong on this website
>>29129999
quads confirm
>oc
>>29129999
Kek has blessed this post with quads of truth
fembot feels thread
>tfw you will never find a nice guy that isn't looking a relationship
>>29129902
>"find a nice guy"
Read: "Hot dude that isn't a shitheel"
>>29129952
He doesn't have to be hot. They can make up for that in other ways.
>>29129902
Why are you looking for someone who isn't looking for a relationship?
I just paid 400$ for whats in the picture
>that feel when no gf to make you sleep in it
>>29129871
>that feel when no one even cares
I cant wait to sleep secured and diapered
>>29129871
>that cameltoe
my bed soon
Why is the aquiline/roman nose shape considered not ideal for men now? Is the slope-shape ideal a byproduct of the feminization of western culture?
Idk but whoever that is in the op pic is really really good looking. I would give birth to his little chadlets
Fuck off Italinigger
You are not human, you are more like an ox or a brutish ape
>>29129827
I have a Roman nose. I agree I think it looks better on men than any other shape besides Greek noses >pic related
I need help. I have been a robot my entire life, so naturally, I have no idea how to talk to girls.
Anyways, some stuff happened, and I asked this girl out. More stuff happened, but this is what she said.
"Can we be friends? I'm not into this dating stuff" I played it off, of course. Said ''sure", but holy fuck. I actually do like this girl (she's a good person), and because I'm too scared to open up, I'll probably never be able to tell her.
What should I do. I don't want to not tell her. But we are good as friends.
Wishful thinking here, but anyone think I still have a chance?
Will post story if anyone wants to hear it. Until then, have a wallpaper.
you should just not. like 2 steps down the path and you're locked into a path of cuckdom
I mean if you're ok with that that's cool but if you want to be a respectable person then it's not a good idea. you can't change yours or her mind either btw,
>>29129785
You already told her, she said no.
I'm not into dating means I'm not into dating you
>>29129842
Could you explain how this would lead me down to a path of cuckdom? I really don't want that.
Do you guys (boys AND girls) have height limits either way when it comes to dating?
Give your height along with your limits.
For example, I'm 5'8. My height limits for dating are 9 feet tall and 2 feet tall.Get it, it is a clever way of saying I have no limits because really strict height limits are gay desu
>>29129741
>Give your height along with your limits.
Am 5' 10"
Won't date over 5' 5"
My gf is 5' 4.75". Bitch just barely made it.
>>29129741
I'm 6'0".
I wouldn't date anyone taller than me or anyone shorter than 5'0".
>>29129741
male, 5' 8" ish
My height limits for dating are 9 feet tall and 2 feet tall.as in, you must either be above 9 feet or below 2 feet. but actually tho I don't think I really care there are qts at every height
I got some pure DMAA how many scoops should I take?
I miss the old formula
take 3 anon
have fun
As many as you have
Report back
all of them, ofcourse
originale comentario
what makes humans embarrased? like what made us "evolve" to have that "emotion"
>>29129688
embarrassment is mostly intended for females to seem like virtuous partners who will raise your sperm, the fact men can be embarrassed is a mistake of evolution
it shows that we realize that we've done something wrong, which helps others to realize that we either regret the bad thing we did or didn't do it on purpose, which makes living as a member of society much simpler and easier than without it
It's a social construct.
What's embarrassing in one culture could be the norm in another.
>tfw btfo by my friend's mom
What did you do to deserve such saveragey.
>>29129679
>May 26, 2011
Damn you got rekt that hard you weren't even able to post about it until now
>>29129708
5 years ago, I made a comment on my friend's status. It said "chocolate rain. Some niggas die and others do the same". She then sent me that message a day later. She's white btw.
>yes, her husband is black
I think every robot should see this movie. It's a perfect representation of this board.
Will you crack one day? will you kill one day?
>>29129628
>robot before internet and only 3 channels on tv
That's a great movie
Robot bonus points: The whole movie is all playing out in his head.
>Find out this morning that I'm getting just over $500k from the police over something that happened last summer
>Wasn't even really looking for money and said this several times, just wanted them to rethink how they handle certain people and situations
>Officers who were involved technically didn't even do anything wrong
>Still getting $500k without even trying
>A cop who shoots and kills an innocent, unarmed black kid avoids all consequences and I'm getting $500k for a panic attack
I'm still happy about it (obviously) but I don't understand. Even my lawyer is confused. Why would they throw money at me like this?
Is this just what happens when you're white and have a problem with the police?
Storytime famigo
>>29129638
This.
>greentext it properly, friend
>>29129638
I have PTSD from being in an abusive relationship. Last summer I went to this music festival and was (wrongly) pinned by a drug dog, they took me to this trailer for a search. I asked for a female officer but assumed they'd say no because I'm not a woman, which they did. Being in the little trailer with several men touching me made me panic. Can't actually remember much of what happened in the trailer but I ended up being hospitalized for a few weeks.
who /literallylivinginhell/ here guys?
My life is 100% suffering, I have thousands of reasons to kill myself with not a single one to keep on living.
I'm the loneliest person I've ever met, I can't even connect with my asshole family. People never seem to show interest in me.
I've experienced less stuff than the average human being, less emotions, less events, less everything.
I'm suffering both mentally and physically in the worst way possible and I can't remember the last time I enjoyed the comfort of happiness in my life. I don't even remember how it feels like.
Music, video games, drugs, therapists, and all that shit stopped being useful so long ago, I can't find anything to destract me from my agonizing pain.
Sleep is the only thing that helps, and I hardly sleep.
>>29129588
If this is real. Do you have any chronical condition that gives you physical pain? Be more specific.
i wish i could help
>>29129690
I'm really sad most days. That and I'm always lonely in class, nobody ever invites me to partys. I've probably got one of the hardest lives possible.
How does this faggot do it?
How is he able to do this?
>>29129564
he's tall
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits. Wikipedia
>>29129564
Hes got a cute face, and even though hes pale that's not a dealbreaker anymore, he's got that "lead singer" look that girls love. Honestly, if you are going to shock us anymore you'd have to show us an ugly fat disgusting guy
>>29129581
Yes, but he looks like such a faggot though.
