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>"they deserve it"
>"there is no way life could be that cruel to someone"
>"I deserve this happiness because I am inherently a better person than them"
So do you normals really delude yourselves with these beliefs solely to make you feel better over your normalfag privilege?
Yeah. Get over it you freak fuck.
>>29133009
>inb4 250 replies filled with normies stroking their own egos
>>29133009
>privilege
Anon please stop, look at your post. You are going down to deep a hole you have to wake up
oneitis blocked me, i can't talk to her anymore. i just can't stand it, my life is crumbling.
should i go to her school and look for her?
>>29133002
>should i go to her school and look for her?
Yes, she could be in trouble OP
>>29133002
What did you do?
If you can't figure out what you did wrong post chatlog
Do you have pictures of her feet?
>ywn go back in time to save your pornfu from ever doing porn and become your pure qt gf
how long until the Lord call me to Himself...
So, what's her name /r9k/?
MOAR
sauce desu please
>don't watch 3dpd
>like that pornography traps the unpure in hellish existences they can only escape with an overdose
>>29132993
cute breasts they are very young and high
Post pics of you and your girlfriend, r9k
>>29132962
weak bait OP, gotta be far more subtle
Atari ST was good, besides that Atari sucked.
sadfgxgxcgxcgxcg
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/7341594/kid-cudi-reveals-struggle-with-drugs-and-depression-working-with-kanye-west-new-music
>Cleveland rapper Scott Mescudi, better known by his alias "Kid Cudi" was found dead in his apartment on Monday morning following a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. The reports have ruled it a suicide.
>The rapper had long struggled with drug and alcohol abuse and was known for writing about his personal struggles. More recently going so far as to prolifically vent on Twitter about thoughts of suicide and anger at fellow musicians, claiming his "Life is a nightmare"[1].
>The rapper's suicide may have been caused in part by negative reception of his 2015 album 'Speeding Bullet to Heaven', which received particularly scathing reviews from fans and critics alike.
>Story developing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR LAST ALBUM SUCKED BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT MAN
WTF NOOOOOOOOOO
HE HAD CHILDREN WHAT THE FUCK
SCOTT WHY
YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND FOR A WHILE
o wow fuck u nigga u gay
op a faggot
>lying on the internet
>about niggers
I have a small cock, around 4.7".
Should I even bother trying to get into a relationship or a fwb? I'm pretty sure I will get cucked eventually with a small member.
>>29132932
Girth is more important than length. Do you have a thick sausage?
>>29132932
Women generally dont care about penis size as long as it isnt incredibly tiny. Your overall manliness (muscles, height, looks) are way more important.
There is a meme survey people are referencing, but here is a good source that isnt a meme:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201411/how-women-really-feel-about-penis-size
Trashy sluts probably care though.
>>29133023
>falling for the old memes
I bet you think its not the size, its how you use it
OP, theres a reason dildos and dongs are usually large. Try not to take it so hard, no bitch's pussy will ever satisfy you the way you satisfy yourself with your hand, after all. Just make sure your oral game is on point.
Who here /smellyass/? Whenever I get naked to take a bath I can smell my ass while standing. I mean I like the odor myself but I can't imagine a situation of me having to be naked in front of a girl or, god forbid, having her suck my dick, with it being so close to my anus
>>29132916
just wipe your ass after you shit and clean it in the shower througoughly like every few days.
>>29132960
I don't even wash my ass in the shower, just use baby wipes after a shit, and there's no smell.
>>29132916
clean your asshole and this won't happen
>He doesn't just let me manipulate him
>Blocks me in all contacts
>Who wants to be my new orbiter
>>29132893
>>Who wants to be my new orbiter
whatcha offering?
>>29132893
do you initiate conversation
that's all i care about
I just wanna see sum tiddies
Did any of you legitimately want to shoot up your school?
Why did you want to? What prevented you?
>>29132879
Yeah, kinda. All the kids in my school were brats with rich parents and no concept of reality. They drank and fucked and snorted coked all day, while mommy and daddy paid for their continued existence with bottomless trust funds.
I justify my lack of action by telling myself that killing them would've canonized them all as martyrs in the eyes of the public.
No but I would shoot up /r9k/ high school if it would exist.
Because you are such crying Normies.
80% of /r9k/ are fake Robots which spend their time on social Media.
>>29132879
nice try FBI.
Do not reply to this thread robots. they'll send a party van after you.
>You were born a gentile.
>You will never control the goyim.
sucks mang.
>>29132867
Its ok. Ill save you a seat at our next elders of zion meeting. Jews are the most robotic robots. What sets us apart is our wealth.
>>29132867
im half jewish and none of this ever made any sense to me
i was never invited to any secret meetings to control the world.
>>29132955
No shit half-goyim
Shill away and maybe then we'll recognize as a gentile free jew
what's your phone background /r9k/?
>pic related it's mine
I like it because it makes my phone kinda look like a phone out of a video game or something. It's generic and simple but personal it's own right.
This is a pic from Seaside Heights New Jersey last summer.
>>29132858
Nice OP, I like it
What do you search/where do you find images like that? (pixels, neon cyan whateverthefuck color, still images)
>>29133607
I typically just find them on 4chan. There's definitely one artist who makes a bunch of these, I've just never taken the time to reverse search the images. I can dump the ones I have if you'd like.
shillposting on /r9k/ is probably the best feeling ever.
What do you guys shill about on here? I shill about lots of anime and favorite porn stars mostly.
My least favorite shill is the braapp shiller. Can't stand that guy.
>>29132756
Source on the OP image?
The Hillary shill is very interesting. It's strange to think someone devotes their time to making Hillary a meme on here.
I shill about racial purity mostly but also about race mixing.
>tfw you're secretly on both sides of te argument
I control these threads
McDonalds. I honestly like it despite other places being better.
Probably has to do with childhood nostalgia.
Everything you've done, everything you've thought, everything you've perceived, was all by my hand. You have as much free will as a puppet on a string, with me as the puppetmaster. I am alpha and omega, there is a strong argument that I am the modern equivalent of 'god'.
To what end do I control you? For what reason? That's the beauty of it, my plans are so intricate not even a pathetic roach like you could comprehend them.
not this faggot again
go jump of a bridge OP
>>29132708
I'd like to solve the riddle
>>29132760
You there. Yes you! This message is directed to you.
You are a pathetic insect. You spend you're entire day posting on this board pretending people here are your friends.
They aren't.
You are a fucking ugly loser and nobody will love you. If you were to die tonight, you would be forgotten in less than a week.
Eat shit and die you disgusting kissless virgin. Nobody here truly cares about you and your worthless life.Your sole purpose in life is to entertain me with your autistic mannerisms and dance like the good puppet you are.
Goodnight you filthy roach.
I just got out of prison and what the FUCK did you guys do to chris-chan? He was 100% STRAIGHT, did you break him down just for laughs you sick pieces of shit? You fucking KNOW he isn't right in the head to begin with and you just kept pushing, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuNlPpQ09I
>>29132695
Dude if you're not baiting, this all started around 3 years ago when /v/ was starting all that tumblr / gamershit shitstorm, they were all bored of chris adventures so they decided to spice things up and pushed him into further insanity so they could have a meme tranny to laugh.
That guy needs to be put in a resting home, away from the internet so people stop using him as a walking meme for shit and giggles.
He's too autistic to understand what people think and have done to him.
>I just got out of prison
care to elaborate?
also i bet ur a nigger
>>29132795
Why did it have to be trannies though? Chris-chan always hated the gays, you must've twisted him up so bad to get him to do this.
one of the cutest streamers NA streaming right now.
>watching female streamers
name pl0x
>>29132642
Ashe_Aelois on twitch tee vee
