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What do you robots listen to when you're trying to get things done?
Adult men don't listen to music.
>>29133972
*Deaf Adult men
This album is my lord and savior. It puts my mind in complete focus and numbs it at the same time, shutting out all the bad thoughts. Good for sleeping, too.
Fembot feels thread
>When the cute guy you like is dating an internet attentionwhore
>He never gives you the time of day because he's only into her
She's not even a Stacy. What is so great about her that he won't leave her?
>when you have to give up keeping up with guys you like because none of them will ever like you anyway
nothing has changed ever
>when you are crazy in love with your internet bf even though there is basically no chance of it working out
why senpai why
>>29133731
>I'm an ex-Internet attention whore dating a cute guy
>I don't let him talk to other women or give them the time of day
>I won't let him leave me
>I'm not even a Stacey and he's way way out of my league
Stay mad, Staceys and Failed Staceys
Who here has experienced pic related?
How are you now?
Bumping because I feel like this would be me if I stopped being the guy in the top left.
>>29133430
Kinda do this in cycles except I'm always fit thanks to my hobby.
Never fall for the friends meme anon you'll only fell worse
>"Yeah I-I guess I've seen some w-weird stuff on the internet."
>"Oh mate you'll never believe some of the stuff I've seen on facebook."
what's some of the actual weirdest shit you've seen on the internet?
i bet all you newfags have nothing
Oh boy I bet you've seen some really s c a r y m a r y mstuff out on the deep web
>OP legitimately thinks he's special for hiding his powerlevel from normies
Really man
Rate my din din r9k
Post yours or what youre eating and sippin on
That's a lot of protein there, lad.
You sure your butthole can handle the aftermath?
>>29131791
Oh i think i can handle it ;)
>>29131755
why aren't you eating brown rice instead of trash white rice
>tfw you get fired for things you couldn't control
>tfw everyone gets mad at you for no reason
I'm doing my best, what more do you want. I fucking do everything in the store, none of the woman can lift a single thing and there's only three guys so I'm running all over the place helping these idiots just to have the boss ask me why my section isn't done yet. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sort of happened to me but I still work at that shit hole
>work at grocery store
>closing time
>only a few people in store
>everybody getting ready to go home
>use intercom and scream "I want my chicken tenders!"
>people laugh
>the guys are ok with it
>2 weeks later get in shit from boss for having fun at CLOSING TIME
>says "what if I screamed at ur house at 3 am?"
>that comment is not relevant because I did it at closing time which was 8pm not 3 am and there was barely anyone to bother
>realize one of the fag customers (most likely a woman) complained and called the store about it
>talk back in reasonable tone to boss and get fired
>find out Mexicans causes trouble in store
>boss goes on temporary leave
>get a call saying I can come back to store
>I'm not part of a Mexican gang and I didn't do anything to cause trouble at store
>I guess shontel thought I paid some gang to give her trouble for firing me
Fuck you shon tell
U abuse your power and everyone at work is scared of you
U probably even have a google alerts on your name just to see if people are talking about you.
So if you are reading this fuck you and I will actually pay Mexicans for real to fuck your shit up next time.
>>29131632
Do you work at grocery store? That is like me everyday also fuck u shontelll
So how much of a turn off are big noses, really? For me it's like:
>White males with big noses
You're quite fucked, it just seems to stand out far too much. Consider getting a nose job.
>Black males with big noses
If we're talking about the typical wide negroid nose with practically no bridge whatsoever, it just doesn't matter since about every person with enough black DNA has one. Still a lot of potential to become a Chad without having to invest in a nose job at all.
>Brown males with big noses
Not exactly a very attractive trait but it's more tolerable on this type of people than on others, maybe because it's more widespread. Unless it's ridiculously large you might be able to be well off, or at least to some degree.
>Any females with big noses
You're absolutely fucked. Get a nose job ASAP because no matter what, you'll look like shit (but you'll still get betas all over you).
Thoughts?
>>29130705
His smile seems so genuine and well meaning :(
Explain Adrian Brody
there is no hope for him
he should join lanza
>tee hee, I like TOTALLY have social anxiety guys
>please give me attention
Why do women do this?
>>29128661
>please give me attention
You answered your own question right there, buddy.
wtf i hate women now
blox
Easy attention from lonely loser males who actually have social anxiety.
What is your favorite thing to order at McD's?
>>29127027
Usually just get a double cheeseburger
McGangbang and some fries
>>29127027
Mcgangbang, Big McChicken, or 10 piece nuggets with an oreo milkshake and large fries
>Tfw blacks are one of the most racist races
>tfw when girls expect me to have a massive black cock
>It's only 5 inches
>>29126527
I was about to say this
>only 3 inches here
Barely any of the black kids in the showers had big dicks too.
>>29126492
>Tfw blacks are one of the most racist races
Only white people and uncle Tom's say this bullshit
Any idea where this picture is from? Also, Rose thread
she doesn't look like a waifu in this photo
>make a thread no one replies to
>bump it everytime it goes over page 8
>ask for info on rose everytime
Just admit it. You're a stalker.
poor Rose, I bet she thought she got through an enforced family meet up without someone merrily cheering out for a family photo, which she instantly knew would inevitably be posted end up on social media and inturn show up on this website.
>e-famous
/comfy/ threads are the only thing I enjoy
uhm i really like comfy images but i have none sorry.
Me too, m8.
oringinaldo
being comfortable is an important aspect of life
>>29122409
Fuck you and that slut you fucking sub human normie fuck
>>29122409
wait thought she was dead?
>>29122409
Wow astonishing looks. Shame what happened to her though
>>29122409
Shes ugly af m8
All you have to do is go outside and talk to them. Sure you're going to get rejected, but you just move on to the next one. There is literally no reason why you fuckers should be so jaded, even fat fuckers have slamming gfs. So what's your excuse?
>>29121811
>>29121811
If you get rejected by every girl in your area theres not much more you can do
>>29121844
if you get rejected by even a few and you live in a small town you're already pretty much fucked
girls like to ruin your chances of having sex if they cant or dont want to have you themselves because they are naturally territorial
>>29121877
This literally isn't true. You turned women into a boogeyman
Come one, come all. In today's thread we will use the fantastic 4chan post number system to roll numbers for various CYOAs. In the event no rolling is required, feel free to post about your pics. Comment on each other's rolls and have fun.
Yeah alright senpai
Originality
![Saint Tail 28 HQ [157B97EB].mkv_snapshot_09.02_[2014.06.09_15.16.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o07JbE9.jpg "Saint Tail 28 HQ [157B97EB].mkv snapshot 09.02 [2014.06.09 15.16.54]")
I see anime girls in that thumbnail, rolling blindly
This is a good one too
