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Do you think she'd be attracted to you? I once had a wheelchair girl attracted to me but she had cerebral palsy and was disgusting.
>>29140001
Yes. Pussy is pussy. I have no standards.
I bet she would still turn me down to be honest.... prob wants a Chad to make her feel tingles.....
>>29140001
http://youtu.be/SSqKENZdWng
How old are you Anon?
Picture unrelated
just turned 25 hbu?
25 years old. Please kill me.
29. But why do you ask, OP?
>someone I talk to online was in a long distance relationship
>lasts a few months
>they decide to meet
>he travels to her in Bosnia
>they meet
>she is lovely
>have a fun time
>go to some restaurant
>go shopping, he buys her jewels and sexy lingerie
>go to her apartment (allegedly)
>some guys are waiting
>he gets beat up and robbed
>they force him to withdraw as much money from his credit card as the bank permits
>then drive him on some highway and dump him there
>has to call his parents to help him out
At least they didn't take his kidney, I guess.
>>29139950
This is a good way to get rid of stupid peope
>>29139950
Tfw he fell for the love meme
This is why kebab needs to be removed
who /addictedto4chan/ here?
>be me
>lvl 22 shut-in neet. no friends, no hobbys
>literally been on /r9k/ for 6 hrs straight lurking and shitposting
>browse 4chan while shitting while eating while in bed etc
>dont even youtube or reddit or netflix anymore just 4chan
>dont 420blazeit cuz im not a degenerate
>dont drink alcohol cuz im not a chad and it tastes like bleach
>not even vidya games interest me anymore just 4chan
How do I graduate from 4chan? where can I meet future friends? What are some good hobbies you'd recommend?
Pick up drawing.
You could help me with the Chad Project
4chan ruined my life. I was fucked up before it, but now I'm fucked up and okay with it, robot 4 laifu
I downloaded this knock off Tinder type of app called Chatous and matched with this girl. I tried to keep my cool but I'm not sure weather I'm doing it right...
Any suggestions?
If this isn't a troll. That is probably one of the most autistic cringe-worthy things I've seen in awhile on here.
>>29139926
why would it be a troll?
>>29139893
What are you trying to accomplish? Why would you make a conceptual art piece in a dating app chat?
WAAAAAAAAH WOMEN CAN NOT BE ROBOTS WAAAAAAAAAAAH IM SPECIAL AND U CANT BE SPECIAL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LOL BUTTHURT!!3$:););!
*hides thread*
*fucks your bitch*
>>29139874
hard to be special when you're allowed to choose complete passivity as your social role (and inevitably do)
Started sleeping with a daki of mai waifu the last couple of nights, it actually feels pretty nice
>kiss it good night
>talk to it in the morning
>cuddle it
FUCK 3D
>>29139833
The meta-est daki. Or is it a daki for the asexual?
>>29139930
asexual daki is no daki at all
>>29139943
Even the asexual like hugging pillows, I would think. Some kind of platonic daki.
>Ugly
Get a nice haircut, it helps a lot, look what style suits you the best. If you think you're ugly because of acne and such, buy acutane, it works perfectly fine. If you're really desperate about your looks, wear make up, even if you're a boy. Sometimes beard helps, if you can't grow one don't force it. Also remember that we're harsh on ourselves since we can percieve easily our "defects", and that most of the time these defects are not as bad as we think.
>Fat
Drink a lot of water and stop eating for some days, and I mean literally stop eating, not doing diets, if you stop eating for some days you'll lose weight faster; when eating againg after some days, eat less. If you're too fat and need to lose more than a few kilograms, then buy pills to lose weigh. In the end, you can excercise if you want, it's harder, but it'll help a lot. Remember, cardio is the answer to lose weight.
>Don't have friends
Making friends sure is hard. Well, the "be yourself" meme doesn't seem to work. And it's true, it doesn't work... By itself. Get to know people and get people to know you. When people say "be yourself" it doesn't mean that that way you'll make friends instantly, you have to be yourself with others so the people that you're surrounded by choose wether or not they want to be with someone like you. Also, you might think that people don't want to be with someone like you but that's not the case at all, it all depends on how you recieve people in your life. If you really want some friends, accept people and they'll accept you.
Cont
>Don't have a lover
If making friends is hard, then having a lover must be harder. True, it is. But it all starts the same way it does with friends. You have to accept people in your life, once you do that and people accept you, you'll get some friends. If you do that, probably one day you'll fall in love with one of them. Here there's no guarantee that you might get a lover, but you'll have the opportunity to get one. Once you fall in love with someone, try to be closer to them and open more to them. Don't try too hard to impress them, just get closer by being yourself.Because as I said before, they have to choose if they want to be with someone like you. If they don't, I'm sorry. You'll eventually get over that situation and find yourself falling in love again. This is about trial and error until you finally find the one.
>Being a shut-in and social skills
Going outside is not as hard as it looks. You're probably afraid of going out, but know that nothing bad is going to happen to you just because. Get the courage to go outside and once that happens you'll be able to do whatever you want. Think that there's a lot of things you can do, from meeting new people, which is a good thing, to find a job if you want. Social skills come along with confidence. If you're not confident, don't worry. Be nice with other people, it doesn't matter if sometimes people are rude, there's bad people everywhere. But, there's plenty of good people too, so just be nice in general.
>Depression
Getting over depression is not easy. In fact, it's the hardest one to get rid of. First, stop being so harsh on yourself, accept things as they are and then try to change what you don't like. There's plenty of things to do to make your life better, find something that makes you happy. If you have problems, don't overthink them and try to find solutions. Remember that carrying all this burden by yourself is too hard, so please try to trust someone else. If you get to know actual friends, I'm pretty sure it'll get to a point where you can discuss your problems with them and they'll happily help you, same if you have a lover.
Feel free to post other ways to help each other.
>>29139803
>If you really want some friends, accept people and they'll accept you.
I tried talking to advice board but didnt really get any kind of responce
>>29139755
FYI, the reason why your friend is so affectionate and flirty with you is likely because she knows you're "safe" and there's no possibility of genuine intimacy there. It wouldn't be like that if you were in a relationship with her.
As for your query, though, the real question isn't how you can stop being alone it's how you can stop feeling like you need someone else to fill a void in you. Because clearly that isn't working out too well for you. For whatever reason you're looking for someone to do something for you that you should be doing for yourself. Probably show you genuine compassion, possibly to a part of you that you've repressed or are unwilling to acknowledge and embrace. You've heard the cliche a million times, I know, and I'm probably wasting my figurative breath by telling it to you again, but: you can't love another if you don't love yourself. There's no substitute for your own compassion and acceptance, and you have to figure out how and in what way you're denying yourself that.
If you want to talk to me im always on skype as "celticladyfan"
>>29139881
I know Thats why I said i knew it was wrong to think that way about her. I just cant be happy I dont even know what i like anymore people ask me sometimes what i like to do or what i like to play or watch and when i think about it I just cant remember what i loved. I never used to be this way until i met my very first love. Im not looking for some one to do something for me im just in a bad spot the worst rut iv truely ever been in and I just need help i only ever reach out when i feel motivated to...
>as such
>following this
>principally
>nonetheless
>a la
>viola
>hence
>therefore
>>29139754
>reading is for retards
ootmindz!
>>29139754
t. high school dropout
Started talking to myself all night, fuck I'm hilarious
Lol this actually made me laugh. Guess u really are a funny guy op
LOL U CRAZY BRO U NEED SOME HELP M8
WHAT IS THAT PEPE TRYING TO CONVEY?
I CALL IT VACUUM POPCORN PEPE
>>29139764
I've always thought it was Pepe in the middle of laughing or cheering really, really hard and sending his popcorn flying when he sits up in his seat.
Has science gone too far?
How can women even compete?
yeah im sure all the guys will be fighting each other to date this transwoman.
>phone covering face
It's STYLE shes not covering anything you SHITLORD MISOGYNIST
There are qt Coachella Valley traps?
What's the best job for a robot who wants to make just enough to live comfortably on his own?
I dunno, but I'm sure it still requires showing up consistently.
I work 20 hours a week at fedex, a union job. That means insurance and guaranteed wage even if you dont work that many hours
With that and working mornings at a coffee shop, I make about 1200 a month. It's just enough to get by in a studio apartment. I don't have a car or smartphone, but I share WiFi with a neighbor I give $20 to a month. I eat well and everything is smooth, no unexpeceted expenses like car maintenance and shit like that.
I have enough time in my day and weekends to wank, read, watch anime, play guitar, paint, and go for bike rides or night walks. Life is quiet and lonely, but I couldn't ask for it any other way.
>>29139701
That sounds pretty nice. As long as you get enough social contact at those jobs that you don't go full outcast
>See myself in the mirror and look handsome
>Take a picture of myself and I don't look as good as I thought.
Which one is the true me?
you know the one you see reflected in the darkened monitor when you shut your computer off?
that's you
You prefer it because you're used to seeing yourself as you are in the mirror- flipped- but not as you are in photographs. Since everyone else is used to seeing you unflipped, the attractive mirror you is more representative of how you appear to others.
>>29139469
The picture
are you all sadboys?
>>29139455
No, there are ongoing subversion attempts by quite a few cucks and faggots.
>>29139455
I don't get the hype about Arizona Ice tea. It's too sweet. Really not worth the hype. Also you need to rip the seal paper and then you get ripped paper around the opening and I hate to drink through the bottle in constant fear that my lips will touch the ripped paper and get it all wet and in my mouth.I think that's just a personal phobia tho
>>29139633
When it comes to commercial success, quality of the product is hardly ever the determining factor.
