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Do people actually like thick girls, or is it just a defense mechanism because they know they can't get a skinny/fit gf?t
>>29139015
That kind of thick you posted in that pic is extremely desirable.
I think some legit like them.
>a defense mechanism because they know they can't get a skinny/fit gf?
This. For some weird reason men subconsciously think that thick girls are easier to get than skinny/fit girls.
How do I over come an ex? its been 11 months since I got dumped and i just cant bring myself to start any new relationships. pic related something I made with a photo of her.
lol@ that flat pancake ass
>>29139021
Waaittt, are you retarded?
>>29138998
Idk, it's been almost 4 years for me. Still bothers me a lot, made me change the course of my life. There no longer lies reward for me in a traditional lifestyle.
should i tell my mom I'm attracted to her? i always have since i was a kid.. I'm moving back into her place, and need my fellow robots opinions on the matter.
Not at first but try to be nice to her and love her more if she loves you too
Then when she is really happy and loves you so you can confess you find her attractive and maybe make out or something
Go for it, OP, honesty is the best policy and you've probably already made her cum a few times
http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/orgasm_breastfe.htm
>>29138961
How else would she know if you don't tell her?
Guess what, bitches.
>>29138897
Hope you hit from behind my man
is that the maybe i zuck ya dick guy
Silly robot you can't have coitus with yourself
>hiro makes a sticky on /v/ asking what rules people want
>fucking everyone wants IDs and heavy moderation
Why does it seem like so many people on this site, hate the concept of this site? It seriously seems like most people would be happier on a site like reddit with usernames.
Why is the concept of anonymity not valued anymore, even on the website most known for its anonymity?
>>29138877
Stopping samefags and the rampant shitposting doesn't mean you would rather reddit with usernames. A randomised ID doesn't take away from your anonymity.
Because full anonymity and freedom leads to shit content
because everyone is an anti freedom cuck these days. the whiners have won, and they will doom us all
Any trannies or traps want to date me?
I just want a dickgirl gf. I'll listen to you bitch about your life 24/7.
>>29138867
Ship me to where you live and let me be your housewife
>>29139072
ok post a pic of you and your steam and ill add you. If you're attractive enough or take good care of yourself ill get you a plane ticket in two weeks to a month
I dont care how damaged you are as long as you act like my wife and let me use your holes
>>29139101
gotta ask for timestamps bro
traps dont use /r9k/
Help me pick up this girl using only memes.
That is, each reply I send must have a meme in it.
Help /r9k/
>>29138825
tits or gtfo.
it's a meme.
>>29138825
Why don't you come on over for a faff and a laff?
>>29138901
Nice one jonny
What now
Everyone at school knows me and a lot of cool kids like me, I sit at lunch with them. How come they never invite me to anything? My really close friend went to a party tonight, but never asked me to tag alone. Whenever I make the effort to ask if I can come, he makes up an excuse like "Oh, it probably won't be that fun." Fucking sucks, man...
A) They don't want you to be there, and only hang out with you due to pity.
B) They don't want to be seen with you
C) You're a total buzzkill.
Don't bother denying it
Bump my thread. Unoriginal comment fuck off.
>>29138749
Maybe youre
>That kid who thinks he has friends but is too stupid to realize no one likes him
>tfw you will never be able to eat whatever you want without getting fat
>tfw you will never be able to drink and do drugs without fucking yourself up
>>29138715
Yeah you can, it's called "don't eat/drink/smoke all fucking day every single day for your entire life"
>>29138724
no point doing something if you can't do it all the time
I have an extremely addictive personality. my entire life revolves around getting the next rush or high
Im chad I can eat fast food and still have a 6 pack. My metabolism is just fast.
I did taje meth for a while but it was addiction, a disease I fought and won. I am a hero and inspiration now.
I HAVE TO FIX MY FUCKING LIFE IVE BEEN NEET FOR OVER 2 YEARS NOW DUDE SHIT IS NOT OK PLS FUCKING HELP ME
It will be OK just buy lottery tickets
>>29138734
FUCK THE LOTTERY DUDE FUCK
>>29138776
GET A J0B LOSER
What do you believe is wrong with the world?
capitaIism
>>29138719
sneaky
l like it
women
niggers
jews
sandniggers
cucks
comies
feminism
fags
What are you dudes doing up so late? Do you wanna talk about anything?
I'm busy grinding out on Runescape.
>>29138683
noice
Any skill in particular?
I'm looking at loli porn while talking to my lolicon friend.
I kind of wonder what life is like when you're not a pedo.
>tfw ugly girls ask me out
>tfw Stacie only wants to fuck for one night then move on
>tfw the bros gotta work so they can't hang
man feels real bad bro
>>29138602
>tfw Stacie only wants to fuck for one night then move on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29138610
so uncool buddy
>>29138657
why didn't you eat her roastie and her rocky road
Asked mom to bring me some tendies but she brought me some nuggies instead. I'm losing it
>>29138586
Nice. Wendy's nuggies are GOAT.
>>29138606
I wish, they're jack in the box nuggies
>all that oil
yum
MFW I discover blackheads glow bright flourescent orange under my uv blacklight flashlight and I squeeze them niggers out like little orange glowworms.
Also, how do you guise handle blackheads?
Soap and water
Stop touching your face
Stop touching your fucking face
If you have to pop them directly before showering
>>29138566
i wash my fucking face
>>29138604
They're teeny tiny and most don't fester enough to pop. But soap never seems to pull em out
