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Who /virginincollege/ here?
>Level 20 Wizard
Lol no one
>>29135857
Who else /femalevirginincollegebecauselazyshitwithnosociallife/ here?
only level 20? fuck off noob
LFM LvL 28-30 (must be spec'd into master baiting)
Who keeps falling for the meat meme?
> make steak and broccoli w/cheese
> steak was seasoned and tender
> broccoli was firm and sweet in a smooth homemade cheese sauce
> halfway through meal, steak tastes metallic
> start getting nauseous
> broccoli still delicious
> instantly regret not just eating a big tasty bowl of broccoli
> will probably eat meat again for dinner
> want off this ride
>stop eating meat for a week
>buy a burger after
>the grease feels weird in your mouth and the meat smells
>never noticed that meat smell before
Weird shit senpai t b h
I'll just eat more quinoa and spinach/avacados
hamburger meat is shit meat.
If you are vegetarian I honestly hope you die of cancer.
Does any femanon want to be my virtual long distance gf? Please, I'll even pay you if you want.
I've NEVER interacted with a female who has even pretended enjoy my company. I just want to know what it feels like, even if it's a lie.
Why would you ever want this.
>>29135766
>>29135800
I agree this us a terrible idea anon.femanons are literally the worst type of women And you'll probably get a trap anyway
go outside. Speak to a stranger for like 10 seconds. Go to a library. Read books, try talking to anybody at all. Get really good at league of legends and add girls. You're desperate as fuck but honestly girls aren't even that great to talk to.
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, kawal honoring, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
i'm starting to think the guy who makes these threads and the guy who makes the tomoko threads are the same person
>>29135696
No, I have nothing to do with OPtomoko > this ugly trash monkey
>>29135680
here's the post, and here's my usual encouragement. Keep it up OP. Go to the phillipines sometime and you'll have a better shot
How do I get a femanon gf?
Be Chad.
I'm serious.
It's easy as fuck to pump and dump these mentally ill cunts.
>>29135523
Be a quality shitposter and have an aesthetically pleasing cock.
I got one and now she wont leave me alone and stop telling me she loves me and all I want to do is play video games but I'll feel bad if I block her.
Help
I need memes STAT
>I met this girl
>She is 3D
>She likes memes
Send her this meme, depicting the average American engaging in "physical activity".
>>29135437
Done m8
I made this one earlier today. Ask her what she thinks of it please
Are people born in 1987 considered old now?
>>29135358
Considering I was born in 1997, yes.
Well that's 29, so mid life tier.
>tfw people born in the year 2000 will be 18 soon.
>1987 was 49 years ago
kill me pls
I just want to kill my self. No job .No interests other than playing video games which starts to become boring as well. Suicidal for over 5 years , i don't feel comfortable talking to anyone about it. Self harming etc. 6 days ago i lost my cat , a pet i grew up with and loved so much and i've fallen into a deeper depression than before after that. Give me a good reason to live. Also first time posting here. I'm mostly lurking.
Do you have anyone who loves you? If you don't, go ahead and end it guilt-free. If I didn't have siblings I would go soon as my parents died.
>>29135357
Well, sounds like you should just kill yourself. I'm not even memeing. There is nothing wrong with suicide. If you don't feel like living then just get a gun and pull the trigger. I don't get the whole "help me live" bullshit, it's your decision, whatever we say won't change your mind, just confirm your conviction it the choice you've already made in your mind.
>>29135357
You sound like someone who wants the pain of life to go away, but not to die. Reach and make friends online. That's what keeps me sane.
Wakey wakey Neetie. You're missing out on a glorious day.
Is Neetie still in bed? Come on now, you're missing out on your video game.
If mommy comes home to find you still in bed you'll lose your GBP. Better get up, Neetie!
>posters: 1
Embarrassing
I like this meme though, can we make anti-neet a trend?
let's have a good ol' fashion eggman appreciation thread
RIP eggman
Originaloriginal
Stop shilling this stupid eggnorm
>>29135699
eggman is part of /r9k/ culture, newfag
H-Happy birthday t-to me. Happy b-birthday to m-me.
:D have a great day
>>29135006
its my birthday too but today was pretty good lol
>>29135006
>>29135071
Happy birthday, niggas
Reminder that if you pronounce this "ree-sees" you're fucking retarded.
Ree Sezz
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that don't unironically call them REEEEEEEEEEse's.
>>29134779
How the fuck else would you pronounce it?
How/when did you awaken your Sharingan, /r9k/? In other words, what has happened in your life to make you the cold, cynical shell you are now? And how do you deal with it?
>betrayed by literally every female in my life to include my own mother
>friends all get gfs and lose contact
>1 friend in my life, hes just a old normie who cant stand to be alone and lately he hangs with his other normie friends more
>no desire to make anymore friends
>ex gf forced her way into my feels and made me fall in love with her after i spent several long years finally eliminating the desire for intimacy, only to have her breakup with me but try to keep me around as an orbiter
How I deal with it:
>spend months at a time without human contact outside of grocery store trips
>drink heavily
>death stare at every female that happens to look in my direction whenever I do go out
>put about 90% of my idle time(which is all day) into calculating my suicide
>>29134719
Man, im sorry to hear that. Im a failed normie, so i cant wholeheartedly say i have gone through the same as you.
But same as you, all my friends basically has gf now. 0 invites for any graduationparty when i graduated, not even from my own class. Girls look disgusted when they see my face after grinding on me.
i want to not be a cliche faggot and say something edgy, but things are cliche because its the only right thing to say. next time try to smile instead of deathstare, try to open a window to get fresh air, instead of plotting suicide. Try to find a hobby instead of browsing dank memes.
>>29134719
>girls girls girls girls girls
Yawn.
Im a survivor of a male on male sexual assualt. Does that count?
How can I disassociate from life and not take it seriously?
Feeling insignificant makes me feel better, knowing that we're just specks in the universe gives me perspective.
The is the most unfunniest black twitter picture I've ever seen
>>29134695
> implying this wasn't made by a white 4channer, specifically a /mu/tant
>>29134664
Get a benzo prescription. Xanax/valium/rohypnol is the good shit. Don't fall for the "ssris are good anti-anxiety meds" meme
Last thread died. Lets keep going.
you will never have a thread ever again
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You look like a low level enemy from a RPG
I will stop the normie threat once and for all.
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